The cat was going to look at slogans and put them into a dVerse little piece but when something caught my eye that idea started to decrease. For it turns out there is a slogan generator out there and why should you care? Well let's just say that those who left a comment to display, that was more then two whole words for a previous dVerse, could be about to curse. I took the very first one that came in when I stuck your name into the generator bin. So the facts are don't blame me or on second thought, go for it, as it will be such fun to see.
A slogan can make you glad,
Can make you seem rad,
Can also seem so bad.
Like the one I got for that Pat lad.
I'll show you my Pat Hatt if you show me yours.
Promise to keep everyone in their drawers.
Interweb Fails... yep, that's it.
See go have a failing fit.
Our My Five Men Is Bigger.
Oh the thoughts this could trigger.
Low Frequency Therapy the river of life.
No loud sounds to cause strife.
WaystationOne will get you more girls.
Really? Does Brian give out free pearls?
Live High is going places.
It's off to the races.
Raviolis and Waterworks Keeps Them Coming Back.
Hmmm maybe she owns the love shack.
The Tashtoo Parlour, gets the juices flowing.
You'll come away simply glowing.
The Berserk Herc have another serving.
But only if you are deserving.
Anne's Attic one size fits all.
I thought Anne said she didn't like them small?
Wanna Buy A Duck gives that warm feeling.
And there is no ceiling.
The Crazy Life Of a Writing Mom will solve all of your troubles.
Yeah, and seconds later the trouble doubles.
I want my Missed Periods and Other Grammar Scares.
This could raise some neck hairs.
TheRaveSite.com Blog is the word.
You can even flip a bird.
Penwasser Place soothes the nerves.
Or at least gives you some of those French preserves.
Poetical Psyche opens the flood gates.
Watch out for his shipping rates.
Our Matthew's Blog beats last years Matthew's Blog.
Last year's was ran by a real dog.
Shine The Divine sees all, knows all.
Disturbing if you listen in on my cat call.
Sweet Lust... get your Sweet Lust here.
Could be taken so wrong I fear.
Jay Walking The Moon eclipses the competition.
Mooning you into submission.
The more Rainbow the better.
Except if it's an ugly sweater.
The best darn A Sun Kissed Life you can get.
But with all that kissing you might rack up debt.
Zero Summer the sign of success.
Or that your brain is a complete mess.
A most excellent In The Corner of My Eye.
All that cornering may make you cry.
The Lair of The Silver Fox enjoy when no-ones around.
Perfect for Grammar Nazi's mound.
Canela Kitchen one new status symbol.
May even get a free thimble.
D4 and Music: Music to the ears.
Hits all the right gears.
Night Tracks will brighten your day.
With another music buffet.
Get Hollywood Spy before your friend does.
Yeah, get Dezmond for all the rumor mill buzz.
Knot In The Line for people who want more.
Watch out for the swinging door.
Daydreamer Too, how did you live without it?
Bloody Hell, I'm expanding the ego of the Brit.
I need I Am Such A Derp right now.
That also sounds so wrong some how.
Crazy Old Heroes gets you goin'.
With all those games a showin'.
To Tipota stays on track.
If at first you give your brain a whack.
Carte Blanche always the right choice.
With words to rejoice.
Zongrik when you need results.
With very few insults.
Get Wolfsrosebud's Blog, forget the rest.
Hmm doesn't someone think she's the best.
Mrs Mediocrity the top of the heap.
Another taking an ego leap.
Moonlight and Dreamz, fun for the whole family.
Even if the moon might make your hands clammy.
Free Turtle Memoirs with your purchase.
And they are ageless.
dVerse for when it's quitting time.
Or lurk at work checking out each chime.
And what perfectly ends this slogan hit?
Put It's Rhyme Time in your pipe and smoke it!
This one truly came out of the blue. But then it was so fun using it on all of you. Now I should probably go hide in my bush with a crack just in case anyone decides to attack. And I wasn't going to get stretched to the brink, as there were too many to link. So smoke on that. Oh that is so enjoyed by the cat. There you go for today at my show, you got some rhyming slogan sass, from my always versatile little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.