This bug eyed creep just couldn't stay away. Now he wants his own theme song to display. You know one only he will sing or like. Everyone else will tell him to take a hike. Kind of like Joxer The Mighty I guess. This pest is just copying the cat but still I guess it's semi-interesting none the less.
I don't know how I get sucked into telling his tales.
But it's once again told by me as Tarsier Man goes off the rails.
After saving poor Know Everything Eel,
From a snack attack ordeal.
And eating his last saved bug,
Which he stored under his rug.
Tarsier still wanted to up his game,
Saving animals was just lame.
Humans were where the money was at,
Not to mention the glory and all of that.
So he stalked a jingle man,
And rigged his office private can.
"Boom You're Dead"
I think Lethal Weapon 2 went to his head.
The jingle man just wanted some relief,
As he muttered "Good Grief."
Thinking it was J-Lo getting payback,
For the commercial showing her butt and not her rack.
But in came Tarsier with his suit of bark,
Acting all brave as his fake bomb started to spark.
He yanked it out and cut a wire,
Ensuring the jingle man things were no longer dire.
Just as he predicted the jingle man fell for his scheme,
And he was delighted to get his dream.
The jingle man went straight to work,
And within a few hours Tarsier Man's ears began to perk.
For his theme song had been done,
And he found it so fun.
He grabbed the master copy,
Dashing away with glee being forgetful and sloppy.
As he strutted down the street,
Listening to the mp3 of his new beat.
A huge explosion was heard from behind,
To which he paid no mind.
Turns out the bomb was real,
Because he had used the right kind of steel.
The wire he cut was a fraud,
And wow his brain is flawed.
Dedicating his new theme to the jingle man,
Ignoring the notion he did this by rigging the can.
As his bomb was only for show,
And besides the FBI thought it was J-Lo.
I know I leave you in some misery,
As the song remains a mystery.
But know to avoid Tarsier Man for the save,
As he'll send you to an early grave.
A Tarsier Man tale has spun and now off I will run. I have to track down that theme song. Not to for all to view would just be wrong. I'll find it and write it up as I pick my toe jam. As I'm not sure either Tarsier Man or it will be worth a damn. With him killing his saves and all. But the facts are simply Tarsier Man is off the wall. He also has no class and that is all on this bug eyed creep from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.