Those Looking For a Deal on a Meal
"fried squirrel photo"
Well Brian did say they tasted like chicken a while back. I guess many agree with his comment whack. This person most have wanted to see if they were doing it right before they took a bite.
"cat tail hamburger"
Really? Who the heck would take a cat tail and set sail, sticking it between a bun. A tail-less cat would just be no fun. If this becomes a trend something will have to be done. Can you imagine grocery stores selling cat tails by the ton?
"mice themed recipes"
Now this is more my style. The cat has a whole file on how to cook a mouse. I'll even get the things out of your house. Unlike some prissy cats I know over at some other show.
"mouse crossbreeding graph"
This was search four times, no joke. Almost made me choke. When have I should a mouse crossbreeding graph here? I didn't even know there was such a thing to fear. Plus wouldn't it be mice? So said someone searched this more than twice.
"more than one way to skin a cat"
So now that you are done with the tail you want to hang us across some rail, skin us and cooked us up. I hope your eyes burn from hot coffee spilled out of your cup.
The Horribly Confused and Maybe Abused
"does fan and cat rhyme?"
Unless you are two I don't think any rhyming should ever be done by you. Not even the most ungodly accent can make those rhyme. You're better off finding a career as a mime.
This isn't some Where's Waldo place, you don't have to spot a face. Or are you missing something you nicknamed down below. I can guarantee it isn't at my show. Come in out of the cold and your spot may once again take hold.
"forum poor little dinosaur haha that's nasty"
Hmmmm any ideas on this one? Seems to be randomly spun. A forum dinosaur is nasty I guess. I'm sure the dinosaur, being extinct and all, could care less.
"crazy song sgsgsgs"
Mike, D4, Gareth, you want to take this one? Any song with such a title somewhere under the sun? Or is this lurker over the rainbow and just doesn't know?
I sooo hope that was a mistaken copy and paste. Otherwise what a big waste. Who would really type such a thing? If you did someone really donged your ding.
"21. april 2011 car exident drazin"
Hmmmm Drazin does have a big mouth and all, shouting his name as he nears my hall. But a car accident, I think not. Although on second thought. Maybe the Grammar Nazi tried to frame Drazin for this. As we all know spelling errors can make him hiss.
"how to rhyme to everything"
Is that rhyme for everything or rhyming everything. You have to be clear for the rhymes to fling.
An Ego Boost Here At My Roost
"pat hatt rhyme time"
Bah! That is a ego deflation, Pat is only around for maybe a summation. The cat is the one you should be looking for. Stupid Pat, have to stuff him in a drawer.
"most clever rhymes ever"
Awww you are so nice, you even searched it twice.
"rhyme time" questions and answers
You truly do find all you need or are just so confused by my feed, that by the time you leave here you think your questions are answers and vice versa thanks to my little rhyming rear.
"germy dirty keyboard"
That's right, join in on the OCD fight. Clean that keyboard and avoid the germs. Have to love such search terms.
"strat hits the fan"
Even found me through the video I made for Pat. Aren't I just a talented cat?
"mr. cool cat" meow song book
Sorry, no meowing song book though. Maybe I will have to look into that for my show.
And Now The Scary. Someone Obviously Ate a Rotten Berry
"golly gee im a lucky boy"
Did you really have to come and announce such an affair? Why my lair?
"spider bite on dogs balls"
Ummmmm really? Did you look down and have a feely? Bad enough you bring dogs into my shack. But spiders going on the ball biting attack. And you came here twice for it. I hope your dog can at least still sit.
"dirty words to rhyme with tash"
I guess someone is over watching M.A.S.H. and you do know there is no more soap, now they just pluck out an eyelash.
Look out Claudia someone is trying to cause your wall doom! They might make it go boom. Which one I don't know though. Maybe it will be over at the dVerse show.
"hell expanding funny"
How is such a thing funny I must ask? Unless in its warmth you like to bask.
"i'm feeling a little off today wanna help turn me on" 2011
Here's one that will make most cringe once more. I guess someone felt it needed an encore.
"ugly animal pictures to hang on peoples doors"
Bah, any human face will do for this. Just pick one, you can't miss.
"ugly ass face prank"
Are you going to put your ass in a face? Ohh that would just be such a horrible embrace.
"nothing much i can say here if you are one of them, get away "
One of who? A ghost that goes boo? Ohhh one of them you mean. Yeah, them are so unclean. Them shouldn't be seen. Them aren't usually lean. Them want me to stop. Them are going to call a cop.
And the winner of this one, yes, I know there have been a ton. But this one really takes the cake and shows someones mind has begun to shake and bake. Who would type this anyway? Not that I couldn't do them my way. Still, this crazy person might need to pop a pill.
"rhyming death threats"
So normal death threats aren't good enough anymore? They need to rhyme as you yell through the door. What have I done? The rhyming is spreading to everyone. From the fillers to the psycho serial killers. I really better watch my back some rhyming death threat might attack. But you still won't stop my sass and that is all for this edition of the search engine retort given by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.