So some stupid storm came about at your sea, like it recently did to me and poof goes the power. But never fear you can still take a cold shower. Doesn't that just please? You can now stay inside and freeze. Then poof could go the heat, depending upon how you warm your feet. Now comes the worst part and remember not to throw a dart.
For the boredom can set in, especially since it is too cold to leave your bin. Yeah, that could just be me but I would rather hibernate at my sea, avoiding all that snow. That just has to go. So what do you do when the power goes out on you?
What to do, What to do
When The Power Poofs Out On You!
What to do?
The lights have blew.
Was the power bill late?
Nope! Some stupid storm,
Has ruined the norm.
No computer games or anything tech wise,
I know most would send out cries.
Their world has come crashing down.
No longer can they attain the king ding a ling crown.
A generator would come in handy,
Those things can be quite dandy.
But usually bye bye goes the crap.
So now is as good a time as any for a nap.
Could take a cleaning lap,
But if you have any OCD you already filled that gap.
And of course you want to keep warm,
So do what may or may not be the norm.
Cuddle up and get all sweet,
For that one Fox might give me heat.
Then you could stack pringle cans,
And blow them over with fans.
Of course you'd have to twirl the thing,
Or let your breath fling.
Giving it a good blow,
To bring about its spinning flow.
Then you get rid of some hot air,
Which, for some, probably isn't rare.
Of course you complain,
Joining the whining train.
Sitting and moaning for a while,
Letting them compile.
That sure would waste time,
Until the clocks once again give their chime.
Then you have to redo each one.
For some that could be a ton.
Could take something apart,
Like a tea cart.
Then put it back together,
Making it not strong enough to hold a feather.
If all else fails,
Grab some nails,
And take a hammer to the thing.
Warning! Swear words you may sing.
Hammering in the dark,
Could make you give off quite the bark.
If you hit your thumb,
You'll be saying more than bum.
So you've had some whine,
Thought about what you heard through the grapevine.
And wrote this rubbish in your head,
Oops, was that just said.
See what comes from no power,
This has to make you cower.
For you could go insane and chime,
Every single thing in rhyme.
So there are some strange and weird facts to do if the power goes out on you. Sure each can create a crazy theory to keep themselves cheery and not at all dreary, when the lights go out and things get eerie. At least now you can't sit and stew and have plenty to do. Until the power outage comes to pass and that is all from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.