The cat has noticed the facts of how you humans file and think it is rather vile. You talk about grammar and how to speak but when it comes to such a thing your brains seem to leak. Got called on this the other day out my way and told Anal Filer (read that slow, as fast it sounds so wrong you know) they were a nut, stuck in some stupid rut.
Anal Filer kept trying to get me to change it, actually having a fit. But it is never going to happen no matter how much Anal Filer keeps flappin'. Have you guessed it yet? No, is probably my bet. For I am confusing enough, so I admit it could be kind of rough. But none of you go off in a huff, as least usually, like Anal Filer with her face scrunched up so tough.
Anyway, what the cat is talking about today. Is the way you humans take "the" and file it. In some stupid dyslexic type fit. "The cat rhymes." See no grammar crimes. "Cat rhymes, the" is just plain dumb. Sounds like you are talking out your bum.
Don't care what Anal Filer continues to state "the" at the end is stupid and out of date. Maybe they talked like dyslexic hicks back in the day. But no one uses "the" at the end of what they say. So when the filing comes due the "the" is first in my view. If you are too dumb to go to the T's then go snack on some cheese.
Anal Filer was actually saying "the such and such" as she gave them a look, just proving by not having "the" at the end doesn't make me a filing crook.When people start saying "the" at the end out loud. Then I will join the "the" at the end filing crowd. Until then it is never going to happen no matter how much Anal Filer and any one else starts flappin'.
Simple Plan, A
Say that out loud and you sound simple enough. Yeah, "A" and not "the" things could be getting rough.
Best of Times, The
Mout have been great times indeed for you are so drunk "the" does the final deed.
Chase the what? Mutt? Cat? Car? Yeah, enough of that.
Would be one messed up conversation at your station.
Anyway, you get the point, as much as you usually can at my joint. You want to file with "the" at the end. Go ahead and keep up the trend. But if I file how people actually say the damn title of things, leave your Anal Filer side lurking in the wings, because it isn't going to change and I will not rearrange. So maybe instead of shouting Anal Filer sass, look how you say the title and it will come to pass. Of course if you speak like you're choking on glass, no help can be given, not even from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.