So, ya wanna rhyme, kid?
Well whoopdi friggin' doo.
My bush crack has closed its lid,
And is too cracked up for you.
Take a long walk off a short pier,
Climb a bean stalk to a new frontier.
Suck on a candy kiss,
I don't have time for this,
The bush is closed, go away.
You're still opposed? Oy vay!
Fine! I guess I can throw you a bone,
Suck up the hurt, it's only a clunk.
I'm creating a stress free zone,
So stay alert and forget the bunk.
Your rhyming is such a crime, kid.
With the timing of a slime squid.
I'm at the end of my rope here,
You have little hope, so go disappear.
Take your ball and bat,
Stop pestering the cat,
I have better things to explore today,
You want to try once more? Pray!
Thinking ball and bull are a hit,
Making you a rhyming wizard.
Proves you are full of shit.
So go rock climbing in a blizzard.
Take my advice on this one, kid.
You need a device or a ton of quid.
Go buy that deer farm,
Save my ears from harm.
Stop your second grade gawking.
Get to trading it for walking.
I have no faith, kid.
You have no drive, kid.
I plead the eighth, kid.
You'll never thrive, kid.
Well look what came out of you.
Seems my shout has given you a clue.
You may have promise after all.
But forgo the Adnois call.
You'll never beat me, kid.
Go give it a rest, kid.
Takes your rhymes and be free kid,
I don't like a pest, kid.
Now pack up and off you go,
Let the rhymes continue to flow.
You were a miracle of bush number three, kid.
And now you top the slime squid.
Maybe I should teach a class,
As I sure have reach with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.