The cat was sitting at work, doing that thing where I lurk and saw the Twitter feed go down and down. Some of the crap is dVerse enough to make one frown. But I watched it run and knew it had to be done. If you don't like it now, wait until after I give a meow.
Resturant and Catering Financial Control,
Will surely suck out your soul.
Psst! Grab your FREE WorldSite domain name.
Afterwards we'll charge and mame.
We're not the only ones being tracked online.
I knew my desk was being tracked for being too divine.
Jesus Christ. Are you serious?
Maybe I just want to be mysterious
I just got pulled over by them boys free I am
Hmm I will nod and agree mam.
What's your biggest pet peeve?
That your same damn question won't leave.
Love that she speaks her mind, if only she had one.
Now this one was well done.
Tonight is gonna be crazy.
Oops that was last night, I'm still hazy.
I'm bubbling over here with excitement.
Damn! I got a Twitter indictment.
Dear Liberals & President Obama,
I will forgo what was said after the comma.
How does one exercise a spirit/entity,
Hmm get them a treadmill to go with their new identity?
Gettin' close to time to REALLY clean house.
Bah let's just blame the dirt on the spouse.
Find a quiet corner in a cave.
It's dark and scary but I'm brave.
It's national pop corn day!
Pop pop, chew chew is all I can say.
A series on "truth in media."
Better off reading an encyclopedia.
Tweet Tweet Tweet!
Wow you surely can't be beat.
Turn this up as loud as you can.
So I can run you down with my van.
It's easier to fall alseep at school than at home.
No wonder with old Mr. Chrome Dome.
No relationship is ever a waste of time.
Tell that to my ex, the mime.
People live by an idea of reality instead of reality.
How do you check in all actuality?
Your brain has been set free.
The most trusted place to buy facebook fans.
Who cares if they are robot clans?
Nothing really new, but well composed.
How rude! Your mind is so closed.
Chewing my finger nail.
And with that great bit of info I end my tale.
Now you can't say that wasn't dVerse. Might surely make you want to curse. But the facts are that a lot of crap, surely takes the Twitter lap. If you have to say "chewing my finger nail" on your feed, take heed. You need a life before you start announcing your bathroom habits and causing everyone strife. So there is some Twitter sass and now I need to go rest my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.