Today the cat is up to U and stinking Al stole the underwear idea I was going to do. But that was last year and a repost I fear. So the cat will be sure and make all commando whether from Timbuktu or Orlando and go with the probe. That's right! It's back to the UFOs that are across the globe.
Some poor guy had to work late,
It seems it was his fate.
Of course that meant it got dark,
Before he could even pull it out of park.
The dark brings danger,
Beware of a stranger.
Their candy isn't all that great,
And you could end up as fish bait.
But that is neither here nor there,
If you aren't either are you anywhere?
Maybe that is what they want you to think,
So you go around and around the rink.
And if you can't skate,
I guess falling flat on you face is your fate.
Or your part that is in the air,
When the UFO lands at your lair.
Seriously though what is up there?
And why do little grey men care?
Who started this stupid thing?
I know I already gave the question post a ring.
So they get you all good and ready,
Holding you steady.
Then one by one they shout and cry,
It seems they all start to die.
Yeah, it is our germs who knew?
Oh wait! Damn that was already used by a few.
Can a remake of a remake of a remake count?
After all there is a craptastic amount.
Oh yeah! I remember now.
It was not the germs that made them have a cow.
It seems the guy had some bad beans,
And you know what that means.
The poor aliens grabbed their throats and choked,
Then peeled over and croaked,
Because they were allergic to gas.
Aren't you glad you came to trespass?
For now when they go all peeper on you,
Letting your full moon hang out for all to view.
Let them get a good whiff,
And they become quite stiff.
As in dead,
Some even lose their head.
It isn't a pretty sight,
Be thankful it only happens at night.
Now wasn't that as dVerse as can be here at my sea? Who knew gas could come in handy? But that is just dandy. For those aliens and their UFOs will suffer the gas woes and are better off probing bass than my little rhyming ass.
Experience fling, have a spring.