So this time I went from the psycho serial killer ones to those looking for naked buns. Sadly, humans ones are all they are looking for, which you will see as we go on the search engine tour once more.
rhyme with time
Really? You had to ask that. I'm not even going to grace that with an actual response at my mat.
The Grammar Nazi has his own fan club. Maybe they'll send him some grub.
"silver fox older gentleman"
The Grammar Nazi is being searched out here. Must be because he strikes fear and they have to see if he is near, so a car doesn't get rammed up their rear.
"super old dude"
Hmm this one wasn't as nice searching for him. Maybe they did it on a whim?
You trying to create two in one? Fox's cloning must really be getting done.
"strange old men"
Well strange isn't bad. As I'm sure a strange lad, errr umm cat and you do have that door mat.
Look they even miss your comical whenever you want to post them posts. So they have to settle for other ones from other hosts.
Here come the flirty and some are rather dirty.
"dad wearing pants while mowing lawn ojke"
Umm am I missing something? Never heard such a joke given a ring. Are you supposed to mow the lawn naked or in your underwear? Should I even care?
"hot n bothered meaning"
If you have to ask this, you are sadly too young for bliss.
"safehousepoetry + sex"
Nothing like rhyming and doing it. That would take some skill I will admit.
"rhymes with condom"
Umm does quantum work? Either way just give the thing a jerk. Put it on and get going, never mind trying to make rhymes start flowing.
"jiggling jugs don't worry be happy"
Yeah, don't be sappy. For as long as you aren't Jiggle Jugs or Flappy, many people like that and you can at least say they aren't flat.
So the bars have bikini's to hold people in? If they are real live ones that might be a sin, but I think all the prisoners would want to stay. Hey, maybe that could be a new idea to put into play.
"bright yellow tramp stamp tattoo"
You think that is considered an easy mark? Beware, many could have played in that park.
All over the place at an alarming pace.
"if cows could fly"
That would mean every girl and guy would have to watch for cow patties falling from the sky.
"did have a recall on furbies for coming live"
Right! And I suppose that one night a cow really did take flight. Maybe you really had a Gremlin or even Critlen, just watch out because both bite.
"what do drunk eyes look like"
"most ugliest animal without face"
Hmmm don't you need a face to be ugly? Maybe it's back isn't snugly? Without a face it's just a worm. Oh wait! Mel Gibson did that A Man Without A Face movie, he does make many squirm.
"momy a spider bit me"
Well I hope it didn't bite you where that dog got bit. That just would not be a hit.
"kids movie guys puts an alien around his wrist"
Must be one small alien to do that. And yeah you confuse the cat. A guy put an alien around his wrist? Or guys shared the alien maybe even fighting over them with a fist?
Well at least it's funny for one. Think he can roll over and speak, as well as play dead and run?
"poop scoop monk"
A poop scoop monk? Can he also slam dunk? Does he give off some zen to all women and men?
"dead fake bunny"
More with the damn Easter Bunny. I should start charging money.
"lump near the crack of my butt?"
No, I don't want to see! Go visit a doctor, not me.
"what happens when a condom is expired"
Umm a magic stork visits you and drops off a hairpulling, snot nose, diaper bomb when 9 months come due.
"farts don't trust them"
What's not to trust? Farting is a must. Can't say I'd recommend doing it during lust as the mood might go bust.
"hoa dare you fart before my wife"
I guess farting has come due. If she doesn't like it, don't come to view. For sometimes I have pass gas from my little rhyming ass.
Now for the more scary ones. Warning! Some of these might give you the runs.
"caged female prisoner"
I don't even want to know what you were thinking at your show.
"hot dog humping"
Now this is just scary and I'm sure it would be hairy. I would much rather watch a mutt sniff a butt, whoever wants to see them hump is a nut.
"hot dog bush"
Not only that but you want to see something that even more so disturbs the cat. I hope in some way your are talking about what you eat. Strat! Bad choice of words, I'll end this beat.
"playboy girl hot big boobs nice pussy"
You were just looking for a big boobed girl with a cat, right? I can respect your need for such a delight. What? I'm meaning naive? If you don't like it leave.
"old kissing lady with no teeth"
And the winner this time is something not so sublime.
"big eyed nocturnal crack"
I know a full moon decides to show at night more than in the daylight. But I have never seen one with eyes on either side of the crack. I hope it stays that way at my shack. Clearly someone has such a fetish their way. I hope they found their big eyed crack display. That is all for this search engine pass, until next time crazy search engine using people, I bid adieu with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.