You know what amuses the cat? The fact that someone would actually take the time out of their life to rant at me like some annoying gnat. What amuses me even more, as like the Mr./Mrs. Peacock that once came to my shore, they also have a name like a fowl. Okay, maybe not this one so much as they gave their howl. As is was T. Key at the bottom for me to see. But close enough and boy they thought they were tough.
Yet as you know, I share everything at my show. Even a Zebra thong and yeah I know that was so wrong. So let's give old Turkey a run, as after all he/she gave me a day of rhyme fun. It is the least I can do, giving them a bit of fame for all of you.
"You are a poor person, U seem to live in a small world about self. A rhyme is only an tired excuse for a post. Simply can't understand why anyone would buy into such a thing when there are real forms of poetic expression out there that all should be taken in by so much more. You are ruining the spirit of the word and I think you should stop before all people take you seriously and we are left in a disemble world. This has been a plea for the poetic form to be put back where it belongs and you should do more to help and not be so low on the ground with such words. I hope you take my message seriously as it should be taken seriously and I hope you let all stop seeing such a function of the off shoot of what the poetic word is supposed to be. T.Key"
LMAO, Gloria was that you that sent that? If not I'd hate to see the grammar at his/her mat. Damn! He/she makes the cat seem grand. Thanks for the hand.
Now wasn't that such the clever retort? I bet they wrote that up in their tree fort. Hey, it beats King Abubu emails telling me I'll get rich. So let the poor little Turkey bitch. Maybe Turkey Lurkey had an itch or he/she is part rabbit and his/her nose gave a twitch.
The best part is it says if you don't like, take a hike. In so many words on the cat's blog right side. Actually it's more of a sandy ride. As you can take that sand and pound right up the old cracked mound. But he/she still wasted their life trying to give me strife. Isn't the internet tough guy/girl fun? Sending an email and then they run. At least the videogame ones rant and rave from their basement cave.
Truthfully I laughed all the way through. What the heck else was a cat to do? Take a Turkey and a Peacock seriously my way? When the cat eats them for dinner at his bay. But I just had to share, as maybe I can make this tough guy/girl swear. So have a laugh on the Turkey who decided to trespass and thanks for the easy post Turkey from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.