All are getting lovey dovey their way, just makes me cringe at my bay. Not over the lovey dovey stuff. But that people actually believe in this stupid day of fluff.
dVerse rant at my show.
So one whole day?
To celebrate lovey dovey play.
No wonder the divorce rate keeps going up,
With so many subscribing to this hiccup.
Easter has a chocolate egg pooping bunny,
Birthday's you get money,
Halloween has dress up and treats,
Christmas has lots of different beats.
But a guy in a diaper brings romance?
With a real strange looking stance.
Plus he likes to ram an arrow up your ass,
Do all become brain dead until this day decides to pass?
The only point,
Is to increase the revenue of each corporate joint.
Giving this dumb day any meaning than any other one,
Is just buying into the crap those corporate idiots spun.
To many the cat could come across as a scrooge over this day,
But if I cause dismay.
Maybe you'll wake up and smell more than roses,
And stop looking at a guy in a diaper with weird poses.
Instead of showing it one whole time a year,
Get off your damn rear,
Do it each and every day,
I bet more lovey dovey will come your way.
Plus it will be on your terms,
Not that of such corporate worms.
But than what does a cat know.
You humans buy into anything with a pretty red bow.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.