How not to win a million bucks. Awww shucks, that elephant was just so big it must have been that wig. How crazy can one be? The moon is bigger than the damn sea. If we had an elephant like that we'd all be squashed flat. But at least she wins the how not to award. I'm sure that strikes a chord. I know it's so much better than a million dollars lass and never fear, you don't have to thank my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.