So dVerse has gotten all philosophical at their place and that put a smile on my face. At first I was going to do the whole nothing is something or something is nothing lap, but sooo many nothings and somethings in one place would make you take a nap. But what do I care? As according to Solipsist theory it's just me at my lair. You are all a figment of my imagination and anything you say came from my brain each and every day.
You're so full of pink rainbows!
I changed the way your mind flows.
Oh take a nice long bath.
Sorry! Mind creations you will suffer my wrath.
I'm going to watch Due South.
See! I changed your mind, blabber mouth.
Stop making me jump up and down.
Why? Does it give you a frown?
I won't comment anymore.
You just did at my shore.
Go figure out the meaning of the universe.
See I won't even let you curse.
I am going to hurt not you.
Well whoopdi friggin doo.
My mind is my own.
Did I just change your tone?
No matter what you say,
It's just from my mind display.
A figment is all your are,
Those who come near and far.
Tell me this or that,
It was dreamed up by the cat.
If it is something I couldn't know,
It was pre-progammed in at my show.
And is now just showing itself,
Coming off my brain shelf.
You cannot win!
You figments are from my brain bin.
All is not lost,
I will let you talk at a cost.
For I need some company I guess.
The world would be quite a mess.
If the cat was here all alone.
Hmm hold the phone.
It already is pretty much.
And as such.
All could blame the cat,
You figments better scat.
Even poor Pat.
The food he gives is making me fat.
Or is it all in my head.
Did you get what I said?
Of course you do.
As nothing but a figment are all of you.
You figments all gather around for now I ge all profound. Live as if you weren't a figment of my imagination at your bay and go back about your day. Isn't going all solipsist at my sea great? Since you are a figment you must be able to relate. Or maybe with this philosophical pass, I could, maybe, sorta be talking out my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.