Belittle The Skittle A Little!

Newflash of the day. The cat is off on some adventure at his bay and Pat gets to be a runner at his work sea. Don't ask as it doesn't fill him with glee. But never fear for that cat's minion is here. You will get rhymed back too in the comments below and oh this should be such a fun show.

The backstory came from another lair. Maybe someone obsessed with hair? But that is neither here nor there for this knowledge is quite rare. It seems that through a rather odd affair the fact that trolls like skittles came to bear. Even if they throw them back they still supposedly like skittles no matter if they are under attack. I never knew this. I guess I just do not know what cause trolls bliss. Now we have to find out why for it could be a lie.

Give a troll a little,
Give a troll a lot.
As long as it's a skittle,
And nothing pokadot.

No, not peanut brittle.
No, not hot sauce.
If you want an acquittal,
Forget the reindeer moss.

It doesn't matter how.
It doesn't matter who.
No milk from a cow,
It looks too much like glue.

Lose the fancy bag,
Lose the clever grin.
He might start to gag,
When you bring the skittles in.

You need to color code,
You need to keep track,
Take an extra load,
And hide them behind your back.

Put them in his hand,
Put them in his shoe,
Forget nose land,
You'll just make him go achoo.

Do not stay to chat,
Do not run away,
He'll give you a head pat,
If you give the right display.

He's not in the bed,
He's not in the loo,
Remember what I said,
As here's your final clue.

Turn left just a little,
Turn right just a lot,
Now take each skittle,
To his comfy closet cot.

I told you not to grin,
I told you not to talk.
We'll consider this a win,
Next time you better knock.

Now you know the who,
Now you know the why.
Welcome to the crew,
Let's give it another try.

Okay, that went totally in a different path with my rhyming wrath than I intended it too. But damn a pretty catchy one came due. I might have to make that into a book here at my nook. All that from a troll and some skittle sass, sometimes I even impress my own little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.