Thursday, March 22, 2012

Here At My Bay What I Did Do On Wednesday!

As you could plainly see yesterday the cat was away from his tree and Pat was a runner. Trust me when I say my day was much funner. I know Grammar Nazi might have a problem with that word use but I can withstand the abuse. And what a wonderful job Blabber did. She never even flipped her lid. It's nice to have such a great minion at my sea, just fills the cat with glee.

So the cat had such an fun filled day that I had to go and steal the idea from Betsy's bay. I have to show one and all what I did yesterday at my hall. Yeah, the collage thing I suck at. But that won't stop the cat. For you will get all the Face it Facts on today's awesome acts.

First I hopped a death trap plane and escaped from my lane. I took a trip to Vegas to try my luck and make a quick buck. Or lose like many people do for they always have tricks to get you. But what do you know the cat got lucky when I visited down below.

This was just one of the piles of cash I used to throw a big bash. I swam in the stuff like Scrooge McDuck. Yeah, I was one lucky little rhyming umm truck. I could do anything I wanted to do and I know you are just so jealous of my luck that came due. But you haven't seen nothing yet for I no longer need to bet.

Yeah, I ran with the bulls too. The poor humans were getting mowed down as they came into their view. But the cat ran and ran and ran some more. They never caught me because I can really soar.


After that I was one hungry cat. So I tracked down Tarsier Man and ate that rat. That is right! No more Tarsier Man here day or night. I ate the stupid big eyed creep with his eyes so deep. They were the best part too. I know some of you are thinking ewww.

But when she serves you it and chops him up bit by bit, you would surely eat it too. She even acted like a cat in front of my view. That is a good human indeed. I sure don't mind showing that one on my feed.


But then this guy ruined the show. Who is he? Does anyone know? I guess he is supposedly dead. But he still wanted to cause me dread. Maybe he was a zombie or something. I couldn't tell with the way his hands were starting to fling. It seems that human was his wife and he was going to take my life.


So I bought a trip to the moon to avoid that zombie loon. It was such a fun trip. I could easily do a flip. Floating in mid-air is grand. Although not so much when you try and use the litter box full of sand. We finally landed and then this guy came into view, no lie.


He shook my paw and pointed out each little flaw. He said he could re-build me anew and I knew a probe was going to come due. So I scratched his big old brain and hopped back aboard my space train. I made it out just in time for he brought out a scary mime.


I floated back to the land below and really enjoyed the show. You humans were so tiny and I couldn't hear you being whiny. This made it grand being in the air until I realized I was no longer at my lair. For when I got closer to the ground I came upon this over heated mound.

The cat was going to be burned alive. There was nowhere else to take the dive. This was it for me. I would never again see bush number three. Burnt to a crisp and turned to ash. My life began to flash. I felt the heat drawing near and it singed my little rhyming rear. Then I was....I was.....hmmm I was alright. For I never left my site.

Did I not mention when drawing your attention that this was "What I did not do on Wednesday?" I guess I neglected the "not" at my bay. Oopsy! My mistake. I thought you would have guessed this was fake. Now, now, don't talk crass just because you were fooled by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

118 comments:

  1. Love these photos man. I loved the finish where you remembered this was what you didn't do on Wednesday, that's a shame I guess because as hectically risky as this is it still sounded fun haha!

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    1. hahaha yeah it was tons of fun in the cat's head
      Real life might cause him dread..haha

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  2. Hey, you're rhyming lies!
    (Not that it ain't nice)

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    1. LOL bah one little lie
      Isn't going to make me fry

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  3. You devious little feline, you should get a smack from a sealion...

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    1. That would kind of hurt though
      So I'll ship the sealion back to your show

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  4. The photo of that one guy freaks me out!!!

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    1. LOL I freaked you out at my bay
      On that just makes for a happy day..haha

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  5. I don't have any bucket list of my own, but the above could do fine

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    1. haha yeah no bucket list for the cat either at his sea
      But the above surely would cause glee
      At least for the most part
      Until that alien mowed me down with his ufo cart

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  6. So that's what you were up to?! Figures!!! Oh wait...you said you were kidding. Cat I was about to rhyme blast you ;) hahahaha So you finally met those aliens that are so afraid of? You even escaped before they probed you!! What a busy Wednesday...but I still think that Betsy does more. hahaha

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    1. Thanks, Jax. :) Betsy does do more.
      and she can even do collages galore.
      Just ask next time Cat,
      and I'll help you with that. :)
      Actually, would have loved to hear more about the real day
      as you were a germ-surrounded runner at your bay. ha.

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    2. hahahaha still have the rhyming in your system do you?
      Go ahead and let the rhyme blast come due
      For the cat can take it and give it back
      God! A blabbering rhyme attack
      That be just what we need
      Here on my feed..haha
      Pffft don't tell Betsy that
      But I suppose she does have plenty to do at her mat
      Those scary aliens aren't going to probe me
      The cat will let them probe the tush of bush number three..haha

      My real day involved a feely and watching some butts
      Taking a bath in coffee and avoiding germy nuts
      It was prob more strange than the above fake day
      Which is why it will remain off the display..hahaha

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    3. lol!! Yw, Betsy! He acts like getting abducted by aliens was real work...hahaha The real work is finding a strawberry that looks like Julius Caeser. ;)

      A rhyme blast isn't necessary since you completely lied about your Wednesday! And what's so freaky about that guy? He looks familiar...He may be my cousin! hahahahahaha I kid, I kid.

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    4. hahahaha yes but if I found a strawberry like that
      After all your hard work at my mat
      You would hate the cat
      For you would gag over the scary strawberry like it was some ugly little gnat..hahaha

      LOL well if he is make sure you steal some of those royalities from him
      After all he's supposedly dead so why does he need them?...lol
      It wasn't a complete lie
      With all those germs I did almost die..hahaha

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    5. Bleh!!! Strawberries are gross! hahaha I got so many strawberries in my secret fruit/veggie run. They all were given away to my borther.

      Omg, that's elvis!! I didn't even catch onto that one. Completely went over my head.... Wow...

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    6. LOL well you won't get any arguement from me
      Although I can't say I think they are scary..haha
      You should have kept some hidden away
      Then whenever Brother tried to make you leedle at your bay
      Give him a batch of those instead
      And he might not make you leedle off your pretty little head..hahahaha

      You didn't catch that?
      Geez all that rhyming must have messed you up a bit yesterday at my mat..haha

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    7. just went to the grocery, too
      and not a single face in all of my loot
      how disappointing is that
      as I bought have the produce crap.
      ha.

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    8. Awwww no pretty faces that will get you lots of loot
      You need a chicken nugget shaped like a flute
      Then it will go for 8 grand on ebay
      Like the last chicken nugget they had up for display

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    9. He'll leedle anyway. He'll take that strawberry, leedle, and run! He TORTURES me with it. It's awful :( LOL!!

      No, I didn't catch that! I just thought it was a random dude b/c you were asking if anyone knew him. LOL Ok, ignore me. I'm analyzing some CSM aging report and it has me twitching. lol

      An 8k chicken nugget? Whatttt?! I can make a chicken nugget into a shape. Can I sell it and pretend it was sent down to me from above? lol

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    10. LOL that sounds like fun
      Guess he just like to leedle a ton

      Blah anaylze away
      That crap does not make my day
      I'd rather count forms, almost
      At my work coast

      Yeah Betsy showed me a while back
      Here at my shack
      A guy sold a chicken nugget on ebay
      Because he had the face of some president on display
      And it was like four years old or some crap like that
      Find the right sucker and you can sell anything so give it a try at your mat..haha

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    1. so this is What I did not in wednesday?????? oh an i was happy you fight with these bulls and the volcano:(

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    2. Geez swearing once more at my shore
      Letting the big words soar..haha

      Yep don't forget the "Not"
      Or it may confuse a whole lot..haha

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    3. haha what just a sigh
      Done swearing at the poor Pat guy

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    4. Nope yet I see no swear word
      Did you flip me the bird

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  8. Sorry, I couldn't get past the blond.
    Were you saying something?

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    1. Yes she was grand indeed
      The cat will surely admit that at his feed

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    2. Oh, and I meant blonde. I don't want your grammar nazi banging on my door...LOL!

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    3. I know what you meant
      But it seems the grammar nazi didn't get bent

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  9. That alien photo was funny to me
    I won't even tell you what he looked like wtihout my contacts in and I couldn't see. lol.

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    1. LMAO hmmm what to embarrassed to say
      Since when are you so quiet at my bay..haha

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    2. lol...just don't want to give an inch
      as a mile you'll take in a cinch!
      :)

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    3. Cat just has an inch???? I'm shocked :)

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    4. LOL yes I see what you mean
      As Dez likes to make a scene

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    5. well have are you supposed to make a blockbuster without making a scene :)

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    6. I suppose that is true
      But if you go overboard I'll come after you with that guy who's all blue

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  10. Yeah, that's pretty much a typical day in the life of my millionaire brother-in-law (he lives in Vegas). Except at family gatherings he brings that blonde girl, she's drunk off her ass, and she sweaaaaaars she loves my 350 lbs morbidly obese BIL for his personality and not the Rolls Royce he'll be buying her after they leave. Sometimes I think he'd be better off taking home the alien or zombie Elvis.

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    1. LOL well she could be being serious you know
      Liking his obese glow
      Okay I'll come out of my fantasy land
      For she just wants more money in her hand

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  11. Seems you had an awesome day (even though it was a lie) :P

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    1. hahaha pffft maybe the lie was the lie
      And the cat really gave it a try

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  12. Nice pics and great rhymes!

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    1. Nice and great
      Two at once must be my fate

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  13. you see, I just knew you went away yesterday to get some :)
    Poor Tarsier Man, not even my penguins were able to save him from the maws of the crazed cat :(

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    1. LOL see the penguins have their flaws
      They can't bet the claws
      And maybe the cat just liked to watch a bit
      Not going full blown humpty hump fit..haha

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    2. don't worry, Dez. If Tarsier Man is like all the other super heros, he'll come back to life some time in the future. :)

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    3. hahaha or it was his evil twin
      Maybe from another reality, shape shifter, future self, clone, you just can't win..haha

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  14. booked a flight on Virgin Galactic eh? Commercial space flights $200,000 a seat

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    1. The cat got rich and didn't tell all
      Did I neglect that at my hall?..lol

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  15. So glad you ended up NOT doing all of that! I was really going to rattle your cage if Tarsier Man had been eaten!

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    1. LOL Tarsier Man is too nasty to eat
      So that will never be a real feat
      Those eyes would scare the cat
      And of course he'd never be eaten by picky eater Pat

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    1. LOL you get stuck
      On the blonde umm duck

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  17. You got probed and you met the dead Elvis. I won the bet!!

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    1. You bet on that?
      Geez you must have be drunk to bet such acts on the cat
      I hope you got good odds too
      And made tons of dough off the rhyming crew

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  18. Ha ha... I did not do a lot of things on Wednesday either. Most of it consisted being involved in meetings and regretting not going to the gym.

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    1. haha yeah Pat did the meeting crap
      Really made his foot tap

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  19. You had me going for a second! It starts getting more and more ridiculous the further down it goes :)

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    1. LOL yeah if anyone really believed it all the way through
      That are a bit crazy it is true

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  20. she danced like a cat and yet you took a cahnce on a dance with a probe bearing alien, what is this world coming to...blue suede shoes?

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    1. At least I didn't have to play jailhouse rock
      That would have really been a shock

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    2. yeah, but you ain't nothin' but a hound dog
      would have really gotten you lost in the fog.

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    3. uh huh huh ....

      (lip sneared. ha)

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    4. LOL very true
      The cat as a dog is just an awful thought to come into my mind's view

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    5. LOL wow your twin came back
      Lip snearing and all at my shack..haha

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    6. He's been doing a little more of the 2nd look
      we must have made the convo replies look too fun at our nooks
      not to come back an participate
      even if only lip snearing, it's still great
      lol.

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    7. Yeah I guess so
      As it's been a while since he came back twice at my show
      Lip snearing on mine and corny jokes on yours
      He's getting quite brasin at our shores..haha

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    8. Robbie Raisin and Brasin Brian
      now that is funny and I ain't lyin'
      lol.

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    9. haha they'd make quite the pair
      Of that we are all aware

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  21. Oh no Tarsier Man - glad it was just a fake. But, now I want to know what really went on yesterday???

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    1. Germy mitts on me
      Bathed in coffee
      Feeling up rumps
      Going over a few bumps
      You know typical day
      Here at my bay..haha

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  22. Well glad to see the ending lines, thought it would be some type of hangover 3 time line, actually thought you were trying to be like George RR Martin, from Game of Thrones and on and on, as he frequently builds up characters deeply only to subtly kill them off indiscreetly, thought that was the fate of tarsier man, dead not long after the world got to hear his song, but glad the cat did not cause dread, or risk life and limb from the attack of some zombie dead, although, that "human", well I feel sorry for you that that part wasn't true.

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    1. haha yeah I noticed how he builds them up and then poof they are dead
      Off with their head
      No need to copy the hangover ones
      As they already did that TONS
      Seen at least 10 shows where they copied that damn movie
      Thinking it was groovie
      Yeah that part would be nice
      But sadly no dice

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    2. Funny I mentioned the hangover, and then you mentioned the hangover copycats, I just saw the geico gecko doing one of his own

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    3. Smallville and Sanctuary are two that come to mind
      I know there were many more but I'm too lazy to think aren't now and just rhyming off my behind..haha
      Never knew the gecko did one though
      Bet that was quite the show

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    4. Yeah he was wandering some hotel room and then he sees Richard Simmons doing sweatin to the oldies and sneaks out of there, pretty funny

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    5. LOL I'd run really fast out of there
      And wash my eyes out whether I just got a glimpse or stare

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  23. A funner day indeed. Nothing like meeting a dead Elvis, eating a fake Tarsier Man, and having a rendezvous with an alien!

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    1. Yeah the alien part was the best
      I passed the test
      And escaped his probe
      Those damn things are all over the globe

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  24. I'd always wanted to visit Vegas to try my luck

    but not at card games which I suck

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    1. I could count the cards with ease
      But that would not please
      And they'd kick me out
      Without a doubt

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  25. the rump muscles are quite a sight
    i tried to pay attention to other things with all my might
    your day was full of cash and fun
    in the land of pools, cards and sun
    still, the mental image i take away from here are the buns

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    1. LOL well that is not a bad mental image to have all day
      Sure wouldn't cause me dismay
      But the cat had a grand time
      Even if he sorta lied and mayb committed a crime

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    1. For you too
      Thanks, and I really should have changed that long ago, it's true

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  27. Phew... thought you were toasted or beef stew. Thank goodness Tarsier man is ok too. Getting to kinds like him! Glad your poor little rhyming ass didn't get burned, so that once more you can return ...Damn you always make me rhyme!!!! LOL :)

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    1. Everyone kind of likes the bug eyed creep
      Here at my rhyming keep
      LOL you know you like to rhyme
      So don't go blaming me thinking it is such a crime..haha

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  28. I really loved your Wednesday...NOT. I kinda day-dream about doing a lot of these things.... except eating Tarsier Man. I do think that little guy is the neatest. OK.... so what's her name girl..... I'm a little new at this.....would those saddle-bag buttocks be implants? I guess I've never seen any for real since Kim K and that other one (can't think of her name) were just x-ray'd for authenticity. :) A cut above.....

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    1. LOL yeah I would bet they are plastic implants in her buns
      Looks like she got tons
      Beats the cat on her name
      He wasn't thinking of that when doing things not so tame
      Oh right it never occured at my sea
      Too bad as the cat would have gotten filled with glee

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  29. That alien dude...
    he looked quite pale and sick.
    No shirt? Was he nude?
    Did he even have a mouth?
    (You thought I was going to say 'dick', didn't you? Oops, just did).

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    1. LOL yes I thought you were going with dick
      But you changed it quite slick
      Yet still had to give it a lick
      The alien talks like a hillbilly hick.

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  30. I'm with Ed, actually. I keep staring at the top half of her photo. Dang, I didn't know a woman could be built that way and just forgot which "team" I'm on. Oh, uh, happy Thursday.

    xoRobyn

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    1. LOL the cat made you think of the other team
      Oh now you'll have quite the dream
      But don't blame me
      Because mine was fake you see

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  31. There I was believing all the time
    What a sucker I was
    Following blindly along
    With your little rhyme

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    1. Bah it's better to be a sucker
      Then a ummm trucker
      So that is okay
      No need for dismay

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  32. I'd love to buy a trip to the moon!

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    1. Yeah that would be fun
      Although it would cost a ton

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  33. When I saw the city lights, I thought you went all the way to Toronto City. Ha..ha...I actually had a tiny doubt when you said you ate Tarsier man..how could you kill off this guy? ...anyway, I hope you are having a good day Pat....

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    1. LOL poor Tarsier Man is still alive and well
      Causing me hell
      So never fear
      And Toronto City I have never been near

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  34. I was going to say, you must have had a really busy day.

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  35. You should give us ideas for what not to do more often. I am hooked.

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    1. Haha well I have the what to do ones
      So maybe I'll have to give the what not do ones a couple of runs

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  36. if you just look at the pics, it's quite incoherent :P

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    1. LOL yes that it is
      That is why it is followed by the rhyming biz

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    1. Fun indeed
      But with the alien guy take heed

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  38. that Wednesday should be made into a movie or something.

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    1. Then I would get a royalty from it
      And I'm sure it be quite the hit

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  39. "heat drawing near and it singed my little rhyming rear"

    ouch. i kind of felt it myself :p

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    1. I hope your tush is okay
      And the cat didn't cause it to much dismay..haha

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  40. Always a fun trip when I travel through your words... some of the strangest stories I've heard. :)

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