Did you know laptops can just go poof? Even when they are under your roof. Well the Face it Facts are they can indeed, so take heed.
Pat came home and did the usual brushing thing as the cat let the meows fling and Miss Priss got her fill, at least that's what I hear from the rumor mill. Then he looked and poof the laptop was gone. It seemed to be nowhere to be seen at our lawn.
The cords were still there but the spot on the desk where the laptop sat was bare. Does a laptop really sit? Or just lurk a bit? Hmmm maybe that is for another day like that thing the cat did about what the keys say. Yeah, yeah I'm getting back on point, don't get your nose all out of joint.
First thing Pat did was look around to make sure everything else was found and in it's usual place, with an OCD fit that wasn't hard to trace. There it was all nice and neat. The only thing that was moved was his seat, as it can roll and once in a while Miss Priss and I take it for a stroll.
So gone it was and Pat knew it wasn't a dirty robber just because, hmmm let's say he learned a trick from Jericho and employs it at our show. Plus the thing may be worth ten cents and there are no vents. He looked around and then noticed my face looking a little less profound, like I was hiding something on him. I wish Pat was more dim.
Then like a silly cat I slunk off like a dirty rat. I stopped and stared under the couch for a second or two and that's when the laptop came into view. Pat pushed the couch back and poof there is was back at our rack. It seems some silly cat knocked it on the floor and then proceeded to push it some more. He hid it under the couch to avoid trouble, thinking he may have popped its circuit bubble.
I scurried off as Pat just looked at me. Why didn't he blame Cassie? Why think it was poor little old me? Just because my guilty look he was able to see. Oh I need to get a better poker face or run away at a faster pace. Okay, shut up Pat and all of you. I knocked the laptop on the ground and hid it from view. There you happy now? Why are you scolding me? It still works some how.
No worse for wear and not even a crack or tear. I guess I did not need to hide it after all. Next time I'll try and not make it fall when I am doing whatever it is I do when Pat is not home to view. Or maybe it was my Birthday gift today to Pat. I re-used and could not wrap for I am a cat. Then I made him seek it out and it still worked so he did not pout. Anyway, buckle your laptops down when the cat comes to trespass because you just never know when humpty laptop might take a great fall thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
What a scare, Pat!! Glad you found it and it was just fine...
ReplyDeleteYeah it was found
DeleteAnd thankfully all safe and sound
Even if it is a piece of junk
Still wouldn't want it to be in a funk
No sh@t. You're lucky the thing's still working. That's why I glued mine to the table. Well, no, not really. I always kick my cats out of the livingroom. They don't particularly like the door I bought.
ReplyDeletePAt, how dares this blue person, visit your blog before he's visited mine? I thought the blue was my ally! Betrayal, I say, betrayal!
Deletehahaha poor kitties getting locked out
DeleteThat has to mae them pout and shout
Gluing it to the table wouldn't be so bad
If it didn't have to be taken around or to another pad
I guess blue people just like me more
See it was all a set up at your shore
Your ally is here Dez, never fear.
DeleteI visited you first
before I came
near this Cat
and his human near.
I did, really, I went to Dez first!!
Pffft you know you were just drunk
DeleteSo you were in a funk
And hit the wrong blog first
With your comment burst..haha
I slept for 14 hours, so I was late getting to the penguin man's bay. I'm usually pretty good at getting to everyone in a timely manner, but wooo I needed sleep.
DeleteWow 14 hours straight
DeleteI'm sure now you have plenty of energy at your gate
Timely or not it doesn't matter either way
Always fun when you come to play
Annezilla is my true ally and my trusted witch, Annzie please drop a curse or two on the naughty Cat who is stealing my minions! What's next after blue, stealing my maroon or aubergine? I won't allow it, I won't!
DeleteLOL I'll steal your yellow sudmarine first
DeleteThen I can quench my thirst
Annezille can't curse me
For all those curses rhyme you see
So since I rhyme all the time
They just bounce off and I'm still sublime
Better luck next time to you
For no curses will do..haha
'tis probably why you didn't feel any pain when I stuck a pin into the bums of your voodoo doll :( Damn, rhymes, I must brew a spicier magic stew! I'll need the cat's whisker, a bat's wing and a ripe mulberry.
DeleteGood luck getting a whisker from the cat
DeleteYou will never get that
So you can't curse Pat
And that is not nice take a wing from a poor defenseless bat
When a laptop's not in your lap
ReplyDeleteThey're often just taking a nap
But those that resist your control
Are liable to go for a stroll.
8-D
Laptops resist control
DeleteI think that is its goal
Making me hit the key hard before it will work
The stupid little jerk
You are Aaron Sarokin of blogger dude. How cutely you could make a post about " my Lapps fell under my couch"
ReplyDeleteHmmm that works for me
DeleteA compliment indeed at my sea
I can make a post about anything I'd say
Or at least have yet to hit a wall "knock on wood" at my bay
How come nobody greeted you HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~~~~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Enjoy your wonderful day Pat ~
happy birthday to the cat, cause he's where its at, happy birthday pat, happy birthday to you....glad you got passed that scare, i might have shat my underwear, wondering where the laptop went, those games the cats play are heaven sent, not...
DeleteThey were just waiting for you to greet first
DeleteWith your Birthday burst
Pat will enjoy though
Just as much as any other at his show
LOL he things they are heaven sent
Watching as I get bent
Then trots off thinking it is fun
That he fooled me a ton
I bet that naughty Jax lass played with it while the Cat was chasing mice and broke it :) You should question the suspect. And I'd check Betsy too, we know she's the queen of the underground world.
ReplyDeleteIt's Cat's B-day? Oh, my, I gotta set the party, invite the celebs, hire the choir, buy gallons of milk, put sand boxes around the palace for the feline guests... and buy you a mouse for the B-day present ;)
Which one is it, Pat?
How are you going to blame me?! You're acting like I break things! I've never broken a lap top in my life. Hmph!!
Deletecan I gatecrash ?
DeleteHmmmm if Jax got a hold of it I think it would need to be repaired so it prob wasn't her..lol
DeleteIf Betsy did then she would have left plenty of hair from her zoo or different cat fur
So it had to be the four legged cat
And not refering to Cassie at my mat
Wow you go all out for the cat
Too bad the cat's birthday is still 11 months away from our mat
For now it is just little old Pat
And he doesn't need any of that..haha
Ummmm what do you call spilling stuff over one?
It would not run
So technically it broke
From your coffee poke..LOL
Sure go right ahead
Dez will make sure you're fed
You see, Jaxy is acting all defensive and shocked, the first sign of a guilty offender :)
DeleteYes, I shall feed Grace along with me penguins, if she likes sardines :)
Typically the person pointing fingers is the one who's guilty? Where were you March 12th at 8:17Pm, Dez?? HmmMMmm????
DeleteHmmm I sense a whole Perry Mason or Matlock case coming up here
DeleteTo which RDJ is doing the former in a remake I fear
So Jax can be him
And Dez can be Matlock on a whim
Should be a fun case
I'll even hold it at my place
I wish I could blame my laptop troubles on a cat.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday(?)
haha he takes the blame rather well
DeleteAs he usually does most breaking acts at our cell
That's a really shock!;)
ReplyDeleteI shocked the R
DeleteScore one for my bar
Happy Birthdayyyy!!!!
ReplyDeleteanddd as for the cat hiding your lap top, I think that's pretty funny! The guilty look on pets is just too cute. My little Pip does the same look every time he does something bad.
At least you admitted it cat. That's the first step!! :)
Thanks for the wishes
DeleteAs you eat your sushi fishes..haa
LOL he did a good job of hiding it from view
But his guilty face was sure a clue
They are always so cute to see
Until you find out what they did as they flee..haha
At least they know it's bad
Still doesn't stop such a fun time from ebeing had
He'll forget the first step tomorrow
And be back to causing the laptops of the world sorrow..haha
...How did you know I was eating sushi as I wrote this??? I knew you were psychic!!! lol Leftover sushi for breakfast. Hmmm maybe I should wait on my coffee... LOL
ReplyDeleteP.S. I googled ebeing before I realized that you meant being. LOL!!! I thought it was one of those mystery worlds. When nothing came up, "ewe" was googled. That's a baby lamb for the record. hahahahaha
LOL my psychic powers were at play
DeleteOnce more at my bay
hahaha yes doing to many things at once at your sea
May once more set your hard drive free
So waiting should be had
Just a tad
LOL the keys on this laptop I have to hit hard or they don't work
It can be quite the jerk
But that is a nice little perk
Leaving me with a smirk
Mystery worlds like Atlantis or something like that?
Or did you mean words at my flat?..haha
More stuff to do with lamb at my sea
Oh that doesn't cause me glee..hahahaha
And I've seen those furballs eyeing up my ipad several times now, chloe has even jumped up high just to touch get a closer sniff. It's funny how we can tell when our animals are guilty, with the whole head down ears back look, well that's how it is with the mutts, the cats just seem to look scared and run. Glad you found your laptop. I was thinking someone was trying to steal the cat's secrets, thinking in that laptop they were contained, the Jericho trick I do not know, stopped watching that one early on in season one, but my buddy swears by the Jericho fun, always saying I should give it a second chance, but glad to see all your secrets are safe at your show.
ReplyDeleteLOL those furballs can be quite the pain
DeleteWhen they want to make you pop a vein
And cause things to occur
Running around in a blur
The cats run here too
But they give a "who me" look that you just know what came due
Dogs hang their head in shame
Knowing their about to get the blame
Yeah and Jericho was a good one
Too bad it ended its run
Happy Birthday Pat and the Cat
ReplyDeleteCat be blamed for the laptop scat?
To be fair do not make a scare
Cat be ready later for another fare
Hank
Oh yes he will be ready
DeleteKeeping me on my toes steady
As something else will arise
He needs to disguise
This is why you put your laptop into it's case when you're not using it Pat. Never leave the thing out of it's case silly goose!!
ReplyDeletePat doesn't even have a case for it
DeleteSo it is out and ready to take a hit
I suppose he could stick it in a drawer though
So it would not be out to sho
Stick it in a drawer (you know depending on how you emphasize the words, that could sound like something else). I'm off to get some sun, may stop into play at your bay later!!
DeleteLOL yes that it could
DeleteAnd sometimes rightfully should..hahaha
Sun just came out here
I may have to do the same with my rear
But will be about
At my bay as you shout
I smell a sun tanning conspiracy here. If you two are going to the beach to plot against the Dezzdragon, I'm sending my penguins to spy on you. I might even put fish oil in your suntan bottles. Although, the cat might actually like the smell of fish on his tanned rear.
Deletehaha the cat just might like that
DeleteDez is losing all his allies to my mat
But never fear
Pat still has a very white rear
And everything else too
Might blind your view..haha
The cat on the other hand I don't know
He may let his tanned rump show
is it hairy beside being white? Although, knowing the Penguin Man, he might like both LOL :)))) I didn't just say that....
DeleteLMAO that is something only few will know
DeleteBah who cares yeah some hair does grow..hahaha
stop teasing LOL
Deletehahaha okay I will no longer tease
DeleteJust send fleas..haha
Is your birthday Pat, if is Happy Birthday!!
ReplyDeleteYes it is indeed
DeleteMy birthday here at my feed
Happy Birthday dear:)
DeleteThanks for the wishes
DeleteI hope you have no ummm dirty dishes..haha
Happy birthday Mr. Hatt
ReplyDeleteKeep your laptop safe from the cat.
Yes I will keep it in the middle
DeleteSo he can no longer fiddle
And knock it off the desk to the floor
Hiding it as I come in the door
Happy birthday then :)
ReplyDeleteMy heart would stop if my laptop was no where in sight, Pat :p
Yeah I was a tad dismayed at such a sight
DeleteBut I knew by looking at the cat something wasn't right..haha
What a sneaky cat! Now, I'll worry about my laptop when I'm gone. Hope you have a fabulous Birthday!
ReplyDeletehaha he's going from sea to sea
DeleteCausing no one glee
As he hides laptops up a tree
And leaves you nothing but a flea
Happy Birthday Dr. S!
ReplyDeleteHope your day is the best!
Should pass the test
DeleteOr at least be as good as the rest
Sorry to hear you lost your laptop Pat, at least you got it back buddy, nice rhymes, all of the times.
ReplyDeleteYep it was found
DeleteThe cat is worse than a hound
the rumor mills says the cat is miffed
ReplyDeleteall the laptop did was do a serious shift
and now the household is on the verge of a rift
cooler heads will prevail and spirits will get a lift
it's the man's birthday and that it still works is a gift
happy birthday, buddy:)
haha yeah he thinks it still works well
DeleteAnd since it wasn't hurt when it fell
I guess it will do
Better than the presents that come due
In the litter throughout the day
That he sure meows about before he buries and runs away
Yikes! The laptop had vanished
ReplyDeletewhich was not so neat.
From the desk it was banished
like...CTL-ALT-DELETE.
Banished by a cat
DeleteWanting more attention from Pat
Which he surely got
As he was chased around our hut
Happy Birthday! That sneaky cat better buy you a new laptop!
ReplyDeleteIf only he wasn't such a free loader at my sea
DeleteI surely would make him pay a fee..haha
Now that is the most clever cat
ReplyDeleteknowing he would be in trouble for knocking it off your desk like that
so away it was scooted under the couch
thinking out of sight out of mind
would save his behind.
lol
Happy Birthday to you, dear Pat
just got home from the auction and ran to your mat
to make sure you got a birthday wish
Hope you liked our costumes of your favorites dish. :)
Yes the cat is very clever to say the least
DeleteThe furry little attenion seeking beast
Was a good thought
But he still got caught
Thanks for the wish and the costumes too
A laugh surely came due
As the nuggets but on a show
You could now try to sell them for tons of dough..haha
I'll save the nuggets and when you are a star
Deleteselling your books and your rhyming wide and far
I'll pull them back out and say
I knew you way back when at this bay.
Then maybe on ebay they will go
and I'll make a million, too, you know!
LOL hmmm that sounds like a good plan indeed
DeleteLet's hope the books sell well at my feed
Then we can both get rich
And that surely wouldn't be a glitch
But if either the cat or Pat acts like a snob
You have their permission to beat the with an old corn cob..haha
I once almost left one on a train...biggest scare I've ever had as the train pulled off with me franticly thinking of how I would explain it to my boss and hoping it didn't end up in the press...then the relief as I saw my colleague waving it at me...
ReplyDeleteWow that was good luck
DeleteHaving someone get all the info would suck
Thank God for colleagues helping out
Causing you know need to think up an explanation or pout
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!
ReplyDeleteFun has been had
DeleteSo it was anything but bad
Oh wow... I never knew cats could be sooo... wow..
ReplyDeleteIf it's your birthday then yayyy...Happy Birthday!
haha yep cats can be sneaky as can be
DeleteEspecially the one at my sea
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteGlad the laptop still works.
Glad it works as well
DeleteAnd no need to buy a new one at my cell
Happy B'day Pat
ReplyDeleteHave loads of fun... n may this be the best ever :)
cat indeed gave a fabulous gift to u :P
LOL yes he didn't break the lap top
DeleteSo I guess that made for a goo bday hop
Happy B'day Pat..!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great year ahead and keep up your good work :)
God bless :)
The year should be interesting to say the least
DeleteAnd I will remain a rhyming kitty beast
You're old!
ReplyDeleteSomebody told?
But happy indeed
got what you need? :)
yep got all I need
DeleteHere at my feed
All I want
Hmmm some thing still haunt
I hate when I lose things X(
ReplyDeleteI hate when others lose them for me
DeleteThat certainly does cause me glee..haha
Laptops walking? Impossible!
ReplyDeleteNow everything is possible :)
Deletehaha you never know
DeleteRobots could be in them at your show
Pigs still can't fly
They will fall and die
Yeah, I'm really bad with losing things... ><
ReplyDeleteI'm not
DeleteExcept when the cat makes the disappear at my plot..haha
I have dropped my laptop more times than Samuel l Jackson dropped the f-bomb. Maybe you are getting some of my bad luck. My old cat (r.i.p) used to push anything off the setee that was in her favourite laying spot. This was basically the entire setee including arm rests. I am due for another one soon , since this one has a huge hole in the side.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you got yours back safe and in one piece, cat attack not withstanding.
haha yeah when they want the room
DeleteWhatever is there they sure bring doom
Making it their own
Even knocking down the phone
Mine still works thankfully
So no new one will be needed yet at my sea