This fairy tale stuff just flows out of me with ease and the cat can do it while he climbs some trees. But once more I will prove myself at the calling of dVerse here at my shelf.
Once upon a time,
When magic was in its prime.
There was a little town,
Who refused to follow the crown.
The Bearded King did not take kindly to such an act,
Finding the town in breach of their royal contract.
He hired Prumpy Witch to curse the land,
Wanting to exact his revenge on this rebel band.
She warned The Bearded King
That by doing such a thing,
If the town every broke free,
He would suffer for all eternity.
The Bearded King did not care,
And so Prumpy Witch sent up a magic flare.
Day went to night over the little town,
As the sky seemed to lower a cloud of fog down.
The fog encompassed the town from end to end.
Magic was also added to the fog's blend,
And it became as tough as stone,
Leaving the town trapped and all alone.
The Bearded King laughed as he got his wish,
Chowing down on a plate of fish.
Prumpy Witch warned him once more,
That not even in death could he escape suffering if even one broke from their shore.
The Bearded King paid and waved her away,
Thinking about the warning she put on display.
He sent his knights to round up a dragon,
And soon after they brought it back in a wagon.
Time passed as the throne was handed from king to king,
Each one learning the secret when receiving their royal ring.
As the tamed dragon remained on guard,
Making sure none so much as sent out a greeting card.
With each generation the town's story seemed to fade,
Before long all but one did not know how to even wield a blade.
They accepted that this was all,
And there was nothing past the fog wall.
That is all be the one,
Lee who did jobs by the ton.
His family had kept the notes from long ago,
And he knew there was more than the fog was willing to show.
He learned all he could,
And one day while chopping wood,
The fog wall seemed to dim,
And there she appeared before him.
The two seemed to be as one,
A spark setting off like the noon day sun.
Lee felt as if he knew her forever,
Then as if at the turn of a lever,
He reached out for her,
But she began to blur,
And fog surrounded his wrist,
Sucking her away into the mist.
Lee ran back to town to report,
What he saw to the court.
But all they did was laugh and send him away,
Not believing anything he had to say.
So he grabbed his sword and went back to the wall,
Not caring if it was fifty feet tall.
He was not going to suffer the blindness of fools,
Or bow down to any rules.
He whacked away at the wall,
Yelling at it and turning as he heard a cat call.
It meowed at him and ran off into the brush,
Lee took off after it in rush.
The cat hopped up on a rock,
Leaving Lee in a state of shock.
For an emblem appeared beneath it,
Exactly like the one on the sword he used to have a fit.
He spied a slot and shoved the sword in,
And the cat even seemed to give a grin.
It ran off as a cavern opened up below.
Lee followed it down sensing that woman's glow.
After a never ending staircase,
There she was once more staring him in the face.
She was entombed in a case of ice,
He figured it be easy enough for his sword to slice.
But a tail swung at him and barely missed his head,
While a voice declared he was dead.
No one would take the dragon's gift.
The maiden was his as long as he never let the fog lift.
Lee could sense her calling out to him,
So he sprang into action jabbing his sword in the dragon's limb.
It roared and breathed fire at his face,
While Lee jumped to another space.
He tried to grab his sword for another attack,
But the dragon turned and knocked him on his back.
It licked its lips as it hovered over Lee,
Gloating and buzzing about like a bee.
Lee reached out and touched the ice,
Finding her worth any price.
As the dragon decided it was time for lunch,
And went to eat Lee but received a punch.
His touch had melted the ice and set the woman free,
And she extended her arm picking up Lee.
The dragon roared once more,
As he sucked the air right down to his core.
He let loose a fire,
That was so dire,
It melted the rock wall,
Lee and the woman both took a fall.
They crawled under the dragon and there was that cat,
It did not seem afriad of the over grown bat.
The cat took off down the tunnel and the pair followed suit,
Avoiding the dragon as he yelled like a brute.
They made it outside and each became blinded by the sun,
But as the dragon came out they figured their troubles had only just begun.
Until the fog began to rise into the sky,
Circling the dragon so he could no longer fly.
It sucked him away and the town was free,
The pair went to thank the kitty,
But it had already left their side,
Unknowning to all it hitched a fog ride.
While Lee and the woman's spark turned to a mezmorizing glow.
It was later learned the cat had to send someone down below.
I guess a long long time ago,
A Bearded King shortchanged some old crow.
Once upon a time two souls met,
Knowing destiny as one was a safe bet.
Beating the odds and the overgrown bat,
They were brought together because of a cat.
And so another tale comes from me here at bush number three. These are always fun to do so I will thank the dVerse crew. The woman was left open to be who ever one deems fit as it seemed to work better than falling into some princess pit. So switch it to lad or substitue in your lass and that is the tale today spun by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Woah, it would make great lyrics for an indie rock song!
ReplyDeleteDude, ALL of his posts make good lyrics for indie rock songs.
DeleteLOL such fun to see and hear
DeleteAlthough there would be a few I'd fear
If they became an indie rock song
The zombie foot one would just be so wrong..haha
obviously tenment never read your stuffff.....
Deletemy two ¢ is that when he was warned by the witch, i kind of knew something bad was going to happen to the king ;p
once upon a polar bear
haha yeah it was kind of obvious by me
DeleteBut then so is most once upon a time fantasy
I like!
ReplyDeleteGlad you do
DeleteHere at my zoo
hey man, how is there and after to a never ending staircase, ha. i know knew you would love this and you do not disappoint, perhaps the king should have listened to the witches reason, but we are all touched with madness some seasons and of course a cat is the hero of the day, at your bay, but over time i bet it becomes all about the man and lady, our memories get shady, you know...smile.s
ReplyDeleteLOL it was exaggerated a bit
DeleteBecause the staircase was so long to the pit..haha
Yep the king should have listened indeed
But did not want to take heed
So down below is where he is at
All thanks to a cat
And yeah as the tale fades in the mind
They'll forget about the cat's behind
Such an awesome set of lyrics man, despite the length I loved it.
ReplyDeleteYeah the cat tends to go on and on
DeleteBut it is still fun at his lawn
Oh, I simple loved this. It was lovely.
ReplyDeleteGlad it was loved twice
DeleteThat is just nice..haha
Nice rhymes!
ReplyDeleteFun times
DeleteBack to two words from R but beats mimes..haha
Your rhymes always, always make me grin silly!
ReplyDeletehaha as I go all willy nilly
DeleteI get you to grin silly
That is such fun
To make come done
And, of course, there was a happy ending
ReplyDeletedespite a lot of twists and bending
and it's all because of a cat, of course,
if it were my story I'd have made it a horse!
Have a good Sunday, Pat! Be kind to your heroic cat.
A horse couldn't move very fast
DeleteAnd would not last
As the dragon could eat him up with ease
And that just wouldn't please..haha
The cat is always spoiled at my sea
For which he takes such glee
A truly epic bit of verse
ReplyDeleteWhich I have much enjoyed
But I think I'll keep my comment terse
So no one gets annoyed.
8-D
Bah no one will get annoyed one bit
DeleteIf you have a big comment fit
As the cat can blabber on all day
And no one seems to run away..haha
I love the story of Lee and the ice maiden,
ReplyDeleteOf courage and fighting for your life and kindred
love. The dragon and bearded king gave him red,
but in the end it was all glow to dream and sigh ~
(I think you forgot to link this up at D'verse ~)
The ice maiden that is a good name
DeleteMay have to steal that if it reaches fame..haha
And I was just sleeping and slow
But have linked up at the dVerse show
You enlist all the elements of fairy tale and produce a smashing tale. There are even elements of Plato's cave here, I think. And even some Alice in Wonderland, with the cat and white rabbit combined. The story works quite well, though your humor seems a bit restrained this time. All I can say further is that dragons better beware these woodcutters with swords! I imagine there's a dragon APB out for such blokes should any future fairy tales be written on dragons and such. BTW people are of diverse minds on dragons, some say they get a raw deal in the fairy tales passed down to us. I've never ridden one but it does seem like it might be fun.
ReplyDeleteYeah I took a little of this and that
DeleteAnd spun the tale at my mat
Just went with what popped in
As I searched through my brain bin
I did keep the humor down a bit
Not sure why with the fairy tale fit
But whatever comes comes
And so my humor today beat soft drums
Dragons do get the shaft
In most fairy tale craft
But never fear
As I have one coming near
Where the dragons will be fine
And oh so divine
nice...nice..nice..i have to say...that cat knows how to weave a good fairy tale...and all while climbing trees..kudos to that cat...he surely get the storyteller hat..smiles
ReplyDeleteWow three nices in a row
DeleteThat has such a nice flow
Another nice too
Whatever will I do
Glad I get the storyteller hat
For it looks good on the cat..haha
This is cheating... it was such a sweet story in the beginning.. I thought that the frog would be the hero.. but again you brought 'cat' into it :-/
ReplyDeletehahaha well the cat sorta ate the frog
DeletePlus he is king of the blog..haha
ohhh, I liked this one a lot! Very fun :) Imagine living in a fog?? How depressing! Why would that silly king make such a deal!? Awful!! Thank goodness for the life saving cat, though. Too bad the kitty got sucked into the fog too!
ReplyDeleteI got the blabber approval today
DeleteThat sure make me smile at my bay..haha
Well if it was all you knew
Then living in a fog might not be as depressing to you
The king had an ego
Thinking he was untouchable at his show
The cat saved each life
And never fear there was no strife
For he can come and go with ease
Thanks to his magic fleas..haha
Omg with the fleas!!!!!!! I can't!!!! lol
DeleteEver read The Giver? They developed a town where everything was black and white to avoid prejudice and stereotype. The only problem was, by eliminating the things that made everyone different, you eliminated love. Talk about sappy! hahahahaha You story reminded me of that except yours is much more fun! lol
Talking about Once Upon a Time. Did you watch it yet?! It's so good!!!
LOL fleas just rhyme so well
DeleteI have to ring that bell..haha
Never heard of that one
But there is a movie called Pleasantville that reminds me of such a run
No lovey dovey in the world for all
We can't have such a call
Need the old humpty hump
Or people would just be nothing but a grump..haha
The cat always has to be fun
At least a little as he goes on the rhyming run
Still watching for the full season to come to pass
Then it will be watch straight through by my little rhyming ass
Oh and you changed your picture!! I didn't even think it was you at first glance. hahaha Very nice change :)
DeleteI never heard of pleasantville but I'll have to check it out. Right now I'm still on the hunt of Mickey Rourke exclaiming "Strong like bull" in a Russian accent while eating chicken. Something you weren't much of a help with!!! hahahaha
Ohh, it's amazing!! So good :) Plus, the main character drives a yellow love bug. What's better than that? lol!!
And you got rid of yours
DeleteHere at my shores
But glad it is a better change
Here at my range
Extra points for me?
How about three?...lol
Yeah it was a good movie too
So not a bad one to give a view
Well I can't watch them all
Here at my hall
But if it was Rourke who said it and not the Rocky 4 guy
Then it had to be the immortals one that he gave the word a cry
I trust you when it comes to the show
So I will surely give it a go
Maybe I'll dwl it and get caught up with ease
And the love bug surely has to please
Does it have lashes too
Or is that just you
Where did it go?! Sigh...
Delete3 points? I suppose I cld spare 3 after my million and five... LOL!
I'm watching it right now! Sooo juicy :) You'll love it!! And, no of course it doesn't have lashes! It's not THE love bug or the copy cat at my job! hahahaha
haha just didn't want to upstage my new one
DeleteSo it went away to let me have a bit of fun..haha
Hmph I should take those points back
As you embelished a bit with that point attack..haha
I'm sure I will like
And I think I will take an early hike
And dwl them all this week
Then soon after give them a peek
Maybe you should message the show and tell them about the lashes
Then they'll make mad dashes
And oh you a royalty for the idea you gave
As you gave their love bug the save..haha
Of course, we didn't want you upstaged. That's exactly it! hahaha And I embellished nothing! You should lose points for even accusing me of such a thing...lol!!!
DeleteWhat is DWL? W/e it is, watch away!! It's so good! Besides for the Nigerian at my job, I have no one else to talk to about it! Can't wait to hear Blabber Mans take on it. hahahaha
hahahaha knew I'd make you day with that one
DeleteThat wouldn't be fun as you have a ton
Need to share a bit here at my lair
6 and 1/8 compared to a million is fair..hahaha
I will download it and slap it on a thumb drive then watch it on my dvd player on my big tv
And not some stupid computer screen that is harder to see.
Blabber Man will give his ten cents worth with ease
As you know blabbering about tv/movies sure does please
LMAO I forgot about that 1/8!!!! Could I be any cheaper with the points???? hahahaha What did you get 1/8 of a point for again? hahahahaha
DeleteLOL no you are a cheapskate when it comes to points to me
DeleteBut greedy when it comes to ones for thee..hahaha
It was for guessing the right so called bad hair pic wasn't it?
On the day you had your little hair fit..hahahaha
A cheapskate and greedy? I should take back that 1/8 after that... LOL!
Deletehaha no take backs allowed
DeleteThat is a rule and I say it proud..haha
That cat!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat story... you had me searching until the end... and then that cat!!
Wonderful story as always my fine rhyming friend. :-)
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in the cat's land
Searching until the end
And noticing a common cat trend
My favorite - dragons! One day I'll expand my tattoos to include a dragon. Won't the cat ever pair up with a dog? =)
ReplyDeleteDragons are great
DeleteLove using them at my gate
I have a novel idea for the cat and a dog
As it would be too long for the blog
The Cat had indeed saved the day
ReplyDeleteFun to let it have its say
Cleared the way for a good play
Dragons beware Cat is here to stay
Hank
The cat beating the dragons with ease
DeleteMaybe he gave it fleas
But yeah nothing can top him
As he rhymes on a whim
This was fantastic! I'm always stunned at how much of a machine you are at rhyming =X truly entertaining read
ReplyDeleteGlad I can entertain
DeleteAnd yeah that would be a good way to describe the cat as a machine at going down the rhyming lane
I love happy endings. Way to go, cat!
ReplyDeleteHave to go all happy
DeleteEven a little sappy...haha
This was a fun one, nice story... but do you have to yell it?... oh, my head....
ReplyDeleteThe cat just wants to make sure all hear
DeleteThose far and near..haha
Kings, Dragons and Hero Cats and destiny. Can't get much better than that, but of course you upped the ante once again at your mat, with rhymes that flow with a fairy tale glow. Quite D'verse indeed, as you plant your once upon a time seed. Great job. Thanks
ReplyDeleteYeah hero cats can't be beat
DeleteAs they think they are rather neat
Never letting it go
That they saved you at your show
And of course it had to be all in rhyme
For I am not a stinkin mime..hahaha
What a great adventure Dr. S!
ReplyDeleteYay, Cat!
Glad it was grand
DeleteAnd I can live up to his brand
Oh that Prumpy witch she really is a... ..(b) witch..
ReplyDeletewhat with her and dire fire, no wonder all the kingdom was suffering from ire. How very droll, should've become a troll :) Got me nutty as can be, at least as nutty as YOU ..you see ;)
hahaha it's so fun to make you nutty like me
DeleteAs I seem to be able to do at my sea
All for a witch
That could be a bitch..haha
transporting dragons in wagons??? What scandal is this? We dragons can be transported only by elven magic in golden egg shells covered with jewels (or at least with some sparkle in the time of financial crises).
ReplyDeleteBelieve or not, Pats, I wanted to ask you today when will you change your profile pic and replace it with this one which is adorkable :) It's a proof me has psychic powers.
Dez is swooning, too?
DeleteI told you it was a good pic of you!
an awesome flow in above lines
Deletewho said it won't chime :P
LOL adorable hmmm you mean the movies right? hahaha
DeleteYeah it is a much better sight
Then the dumb work one
And you have psychic powers too what fun
The dragon wasn't nice like you
And had to be tied down until taming came due
So they dragoned him in a wagon all the way there
And stuck him in the underground lair
hahaha all this swoon
For that Pat loon
The cat can't have that
Needs to go scar up poor Pat..haha
It will always chime
As away the cat will rhyme
Betsy, we didn't even know there's a real tomcat hiding under that yearbook tie and shirt :))) And now he's even showing biceps :)
DeletePat, you naughty Cat, I said adorkable not adorable :P
Oh, now I don't have to click the link here
Deleteto see you in your new picture there
it will be here 50 times a day
as you reply at your bay. ha.
Had to laugh at the DVD's all stacked up.
Were you doing spring cleaning at your cup?
Or did you get a new movie and had to move them down
to fit it in alphabetically so you wouldn't frown?
lol...
Oh I read it fast
DeleteAdorkable is a much better word cast
With all my dvds piled high
Better biceps then that zebra guy..haha
Yeah it will be here far and near
As I rhyme so have no fear
It was the second one
As I had to once more do my abc order fun
Pretty good insight!
ReplyDeleteYou know I would love if a writer talented like you would visit my blog and check things out!
Let me know,
Jake
Thanks for the view at my nook
DeleteI will give yours a look
Even if you may be a spammer
That needs a whack with a hammer..haha
This is strangely disturbing.
ReplyDeletehahaha well it's fun when I do that too
DeleteHere at my rhyming zoo
and so it seemed by this tales end
ReplyDeletethat cats DO rule
my feline friend!
So it would seem
DeleteAnd nope it wasn't a dream
You are sooo talented!!!
ReplyDeleteIf only talent paid the bills
DeleteThat would surely bring thrills..haha
I like the new picture
ReplyDeleteof a casual guy
without the neck stricture...
also known as a 'tie.'
Yeah that thing left me years ago
DeletePut I still let the thing flow
If I have to put it back on
I'll quit my work lawn..haha
The Grammar Nazi did a Google search for "Prumpy" and ended up vomiting again...
ReplyDeleteLOL its a name
DeleteSo I can make any claim..haha
One definition was "pregnant + grumpy." SO glad it's a name!
Deletehahahahaha yes now I am too
DeleteThat just would not do
I like that new profile pic!
ReplyDeleteGeez all like that
DeleteShould have changed it sooner at my mat
Your rhyming skills always amaze me...
ReplyDeleteAlways fun to amaze
DeleteAs you come to gaze
thanks for the bedtime story
ReplyDeleteHope you sleep well
DeleteAnd don't dream of hell
( Thank blog for you great - http://www.vatinam.net )
ReplyDeleteSure whatever you say
DeleteHere at my bay
I got the exact same comment! Couldn't be spam, though, could it?
Deletehaha yeah I just saw it on yours too
DeleteIt's a program with all our blog addresses in it and with one click of a button poof! the same message is on all to view
Well, in my case, it certainly picked the right time to show up!
DeleteSo I could come rant
DeleteAt you blog plant?..haha
Ha! Exactly!
ReplyDeletehaha always up for a rant though
DeleteSo it worked out well that the spammer left behind his robot spammy glow
Your verse is always such fun!
ReplyDeleteLike being such fun
DeleteSo it just has to be done
The swashbuckle chuckle...
ReplyDeleteI envision the poet
and the pirate
out of their gourd
as with a rueful smile
one discovers
that the pen
is mightier than the sword
as he draws his sword, only to laugh
hahaha now that would be a clever twist
DeleteMay have to add that to the list
For a sequel could come due
With such a crazy view