Some Are So dVerse They Lack Common Sense And Are Completely Dense!

The cat saw a stat once more as I was going around to each shore and figured what the hell, I'll ring the stat dVerse bell. Not sure where this crap comes from or who pulls them out of their bum. Either way I will use just to abuse. So to those lacking common sense don't get tense. I don't care if you're dense but I will still give my ten cents.

Just for fun
The stats will run
Even though they are a load of bull,
Let's give them a pull.

Touch a burner and it burns,
40% didn't know it gave such returns.
85% of traffic accidents are caused by speed.
Being stationary causes 15% too so take heed.

Apparently there are fools,
Using power tools.
As 14% have chopped off a limb,
Because they were dim.

22% have stuck their finger in a socket,
Think they flew like a rocket?
19% have fallen from a tree,
And banged their pretty little knee.

Or maybe it was their head they hit,
Turning them into a nitwit.
As 42% have fallen from a roof,
I guess the tree wasn't their last goof.

A high percent have been bit by mutts,
Got fat off of Dunkin' donuts,
And other fast food,
Looking like Al's humongous dude.

Okay! That is more like one percent,
For that bed is surely bent.
78% get drunk and talk,
They then try to walk.

Neither task ends up well,
Usually landing them in a jail cell.
The other 22% play chicken with a car,
And don't get very far.

26% have an alien abduction story,
Some are rather gory.
As 11% say they were found in all their glory,
I delve no further, sorry!

Music and crime,
Seem to be sublime.
As 22% have done the deed,
To some music at their feed.

0% when dreaming deep,
Answer yes if asked are they asleep.
56% answer no,
The other 44% suck on their pillow.

And finally 90% of people under Earth's tent,
Aren't in the top ten percent.
That's probably the only one that is true,
Of all the stats I gave to you.

Weren't those stats Face it Facts grand? I hope you aren't part of any of those stats at your land. But if you are part of one or two I won't make too much fun of you. Maybe just a little bit but I'm sure you can take the hit. For the cat knows even poor dumb Pat has done stupid things at our mat. As always feel free to give some sass and that is all today from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.