Monday, March 12, 2012
Tarsier Man Has His Own Brand As He Invades My Land!
Tarsier Man had no dough,
For his theme to show,
To the masses of globland,
So he stuck his head in the sand.
No money there,
Just an old pear.
At least he figured it was that.
More than likely something buried by a cat.
So he set forth for a save,
And noticed a guy starting to shave.
That razor was so sharp and shiny,
And the guy was so tiny.
So he sprang into action,
Putting the poor guy in traction.
For he swiped the razor from him,
As he was trying to trim.
Of course that cut his face,
The size of a shoelace.
Tarsier Man knew he saved the day,
For it could have been worse the other way.
He confused the poor guy so bad,
That he did not even get mad.
He actually paid the bug eyed creep,
And so now you can find his theme song below at my keep.
It has some pretty visuals too.
That he threw in for all of you!
So there we go, doesn't it have such a fun flow? I still want the nut to go and it will never top the theme of my show. But it has it's moments I will say as I kick the bug eyed creep out of my bay. Now are you pleased it has come to pass? I sure am, so he will no longer bother my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.