Monday, March 12, 2012

Tarsier Man Has His Own Brand As He Invades My Land!

Doesn't he think he is grand? I'd like to make him pound sand. So after he heard from all of you that you wanted his theme not only in your view, but to be sung as well. He went through hell to make it come to pass and once more I have to tell it with my little rhyming ass.

Tarsier Man had no dough,
For his theme to show,
To the masses of globland,
So he stuck his head in the sand.

No money there,
Just an old pear.
At least he figured it was that.
More than likely something buried by a cat.

So he set forth for a save,
And noticed a guy starting to shave.
That razor was so sharp and shiny,
And the guy was so tiny.

So he sprang into action,
Putting the poor guy in traction.
For he swiped the razor from him,
As he was trying to trim.

Of course that cut his face,
The size of a shoelace.
Tarsier Man knew he saved the day,
For it could have been worse the other way.

He confused the poor guy so bad,
That he did not even get mad.
He actually paid the bug eyed creep,
And so now you can find his theme song below at my keep.

It has some pretty visuals too.
That he threw in for all of you!



So there we go, doesn't it have such a fun flow? I still want the nut to go and it will never top the theme of my show. But it has it's moments I will say as I kick the bug eyed creep out of my bay. Now are you pleased it has come to pass? I sure am, so he will no longer bother my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

125 comments:

  1. I think I'm in love with Tarsier man Pat, I won't lie haha!

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    1. LOL the cat doesn't like to hear that
      But you won't be in love if you tries to save you at your mat..haha

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  2. tarsier man
    is very tan
    my son will like
    but i might just take a hike


    great job, pat! :) have a great week. :)
    xoxo
    jasmine

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    1. Avoid him if you see
      For he tries to save with glee
      But he fails every time
      With his saving chime

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  3. LOL Love it!!!! It came out so good :) So that's what the cat sounds like, hmm?? hahahaha

    I still think tarsier man is adorable. Even when he has to punish his even more adorable little brother! Tarsiers are slowly taking over your blog. The Villian, the superhero, and now the one in The Gawker! lol!

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    1. Nope that is not the cat or Pat
      That was hired out for my flat
      Pat can't carry a tune in a bucket I fear
      Would scare away all far and near

      hahaha well I won't fault you for thinking he is adorable at my sea
      After all you run around with one on that island as you swing from a tree
      They are trying to take over
      Maybe I need to hire a guard rover
      Or get that Drazin guy to make some slippers out of him
      Although he too is quite dim

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    2. Stop it!!! I don't want to hear about tarsier slippers. That's just awful :(

      Come on cat, didn't you already admit to rocking out in the shower with a loofa as a microphone?? I know you do!! hahaha

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    3. LOL Drazin will make sure they are fake
      He won't drown any animals in a lake..haha

      I believe that was a made up story by you
      As your imagination flew
      Plus you have no proof what so ever
      For the cat is far to clever

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    4. My imagination fly? That's impossible!! I'm pretty sure that I had a very reliable source. Besides, what better place to practice your solo with The Cracks than in the shower? ! Sigh...

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    5. A very reliable source you say
      I suppose it was Creepy Cupid pretending he knew what went on at my bay
      The Cracks are to cracky to let a solo be had
      So there is no need to practice that by this lad..haha

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    6. As their creative designer...I have a whole time slotted our for Pat and his Rhyming cat! :) You're welcome!!

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    7. The rhyming cat will do all the work
      Pat will just sit in the shadows and lurk..haha

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  4. tarsierman has a sweet video for all to see

    perhaps one day he'll be on TV

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    1. Well if he goes on TV
      That would please me
      Giving me a royalty
      And leave the cat rolling in money..haha

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  5. Great theme song, is that you singing?

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    1. Heck no
      Pat would never sing at his show..haha

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  6. dude....tarsier man has a great theme song and intro, take a bow, he will spank your brother too, now that is power that is tru, the cgi one is just incredible, your skills are indelible

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    1. Giving a spanking take true skill
      Although I'm sure the pta will get no thrill
      The CGI guy did turn out grand
      Even I will admit that at my rhyming stand

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  7. He has interesting costume for sure. tarsier, interesting name too

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    1. Made it out of a tree
      Tarsier is a bug eyed creep who just won't leave my sea

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    2. Why does look like a mutant of Lemur, why is he in your sea?

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    3. A tarsier is a real thing
      And he likes to come and annoy me at my wing

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  8. Love the new costume. NOW he's a superhero.

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    1. And of course, I loved the theme, too! Typical kiddie cartoon style; loved it!

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    2. Yeah I went the typcial kiddie cartoon way
      As it was easier to display
      When one can't draw
      Thanks to a claw or paw
      Went the faster route to get it done
      Glad it was grand as I finally was able to let it run

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    3. When you get a chance, check out my sidebar...

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    4. hahaha that is awesome although Orlin might get jealous of him
      Now I'll have to think up some more adventures of the hero that is dim

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  9. So, is he a creep or a superhero?
    You called him both, you know!

    Love the costume
    and the vid took hours, I presume!

    And aren't you kind
    I have that tune stuck in my mind!
    lol....

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    1. LOL well when the shoe fits
      I'll make him be either one at my rhyming pits
      The video took ten minutes to do
      But waiting to get all the stuff back took weeks it is true
      hahaha another tune in your head
      So fun causing you dread

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    2. I don't think I like you taking over my head
      it causes me so much dread! ha.

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    3. haha well it beats a stroll
      Making you lose all control
      And calling every one a wanker
      Including some poor banker

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    4. Bety i enlarge the imagen an yes i think he had a pedicure (lol)

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    5. yeah, I need to gain some control
      or I'm going to look like a fool!

      Gloria ~ I hope that is true.
      I bet he joins my pedicure party, too!

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    6. LOL Tarsier man and the pedicure
      Sure wouldn't be a bore
      As he'd burn the house down
      Heck, prob the entire town

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    7. I think maybe He has and "special" style in his nails you know.. (lol)

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    8. He is special indeed
      So all should take heed

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  10. i dont know Pat. This is the same tarsier man with yhe trrrible nails in his toes????Im confuss sorry dear.....

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    1. Yes that is the same one
      Now his suit is on so he doesn't creep out when I have my fun

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    2. but he made a pedicure???i saif by the shoes (lol)

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    3. That is good
      Love it you should..haha

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  11. "No money there,
    Just an old pear.
    At least he figured it was that.
    More than likely something buried by a cat."

    someday, kids will study this verse in schools :) Someday, after a nuclear war, when their brains will be foggy, but still someday :)

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    1. Pat's rhymes will be studied in schools you say?
      Oh that does bring some dismay
      if the world comes to that
      and things are ruled by the cat!

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    2. Well, if it's after a nuclear war, this blog may somehow be their only link to a forgotten world! "All we know about people way back in the 21st century is that most of them rhymed all the time! And they apparently were ruled by some member of royalty named Drazin."

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    3. hahaha the cat is studied in school
      That would just be cool
      Even if their brains are foggy
      And all are prob a bit soggy

      Ruled by a cat
      No war would ever come do if it was like that

      LOL not sure how it would survive
      Maybe with the nuclear proof bush at my hive
      Then that Drazin loon would come into play
      I hope he goes boom too as I wouldn't want to see is ego on display

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    4. I have to wonder what they'd make of us in the comments if that were to happen. It would look like you were our God and we came to pay homage to you every day!!

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    5. LOL I'd so pity the people who survived if they had to go through that
      Although it would be good for any surviving cat
      Then they be treated how they should
      As if cats didn't already think they were good..haha

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    6. I would be remember as the wise wizard Merlin who tried to domesticate the cat and bring some wisdom back to the kingdom :) Betsy would be remembered as the king's devoted right hand (who had her hand in underground business too and was actually the real ruler), while Anne would be remembered as the queen of the neighbouring kingdom who loved to tease the Feline king throwing him yarn to play with :) The Silver Fox would be remembered as a great philosopher of the pre-nuclear era whose books were burned when he said that all the milk from the kingdom should be given to kids and not only to the king.

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    7. LOL that was very good
      Make a book out of that you should
      And you say "tried" to domesticate the cat
      For no one can do that..haha

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    8. I liked that, too!
      Especially because I'm the real ruler, true.
      I'm used to being the Queen Bee
      and that just fills me with glee.
      So on this blog I'm the ruler
      and on mine I've become and underground agent.
      My real life is sounding quite dull
      I'll read these lines and fill in the lull.
      ha.

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    9. Now you had to go and fill her head with such things
      Thinking she rules at all blog wings
      I guess we'll let her think so
      For she does help the cat's ego grow..haha

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    10. Betsy would make one hell of a ruler!
      She's pretty, and clever, and no one can fool her!

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    11. Oh I don't know about that
      I can be a tricky cat

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    12. yes a tricky cat you are
      but I know your soft spots near and far
      I think I could get you to do my bidding
      haha...and yes, I'm just kidding.

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    13. I see the Fox is already trying to become queen Betsy's favourite pet instead of the Cat :)

      You see, Betsy admits that she knows your spots near and far, I knew you two have been playing doctors exams when nobody is watching :PPP

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    14. LOL the cat will run and hide
      Like those 5 at your sea who don't want to go for the snip snip ride..haha

      And then you have dez the peeping tom looking through the window
      Who is the creeper watching the show?

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As Tarsier was given a run

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  13. Tarsier Man ...oh he is good!
    LOL!
    Good job on the vid.
    :-)

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    1. haha yeah he is good
      With a suit and head full of wood

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  14. Tarsier man is amazing
    totally in <3 !!

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    1. Glad he can amaze
      With his bug eyed gaze

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  15. Tarsier Man is poor but has his own theme song? There's hope for us all, then! (I want my own theme song. In all fairness, though, I'm not nearly as cool as Tarsier Man, so not very deserving...)

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    1. LOL yep he goes for the save
      Pretending to be brave
      To pay for such things
      Here at my wings
      You need a theme song too
      For your beer in the shower crew

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  16. A quote from the poem I wish was recited
    by the president of these states united
    What a most excellent read
    check out college speed?
    :p

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    1. haha don't think that will every occur
      Might ruffle some fur
      Be cool though to brag about at my feed
      Not sure on college speed..haha

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  17. awesome rhyme, and awesome blog, keep up the good work !

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    1. The work will be kept up each day
      As I rhyme away

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  18. Taser man! Taser man!!! I love this--LOL! Did you make him up yourself or is this something out there that I've missed?

    Too cute. And I love the rhymes. All of the time~ :o)

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    1. Oh I made him up myself
      Here at my shelf
      And glad you love the rhymes
      As they surely beat those scary mimes

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  19. i will probably hear the jingle for tarsier man all day
    what the hey, i say
    the video had some great advice for dealing with alleys
    may his enemies receive great maladies
    heroes have dark sides and tarsier man is on a ride
    now with that suit he ironically can't hide

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    1. haha got it stuck in your head
      I so love causing such dread
      LOL nope you sure can't hide
      But with his egotistical stride
      He doesn't want to
      And be there for all to view

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  20. Please tell me that you're going to put a link to this on your side bar so whenever we feel the urge we can just pop over and hit play, otherwise, I'll have to create a hyperlink of my own LOL

    That was fabulous, Pat

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    1. Glad it was enjoyed as it took a while to come due
      With all the crap I had to go through
      And I think I might make a character page
      Here at my rhyming cage
      Since many come due
      To give people a clue

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    2. Now that's a good idea Pat. I think we'd all love to see the characters that live at your bay on display.

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    3. Yeah it is something I'm thinking about
      Right now it mainly be Tarsier and Drazin that get the shout
      But there are others who show up once in a while
      That will have to be shown off in some type of style

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    4. I second that. You have a lot more characters than those two. We need a "Who's Who at Bush #3!" (And feel free to steal... I mean use... that title!)

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    5. Not a bad title I may have to steal it
      When I go about my character ranting fit

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  21. Love it!!!! That was so cool. How the heck did you get a song like that with the name too! Tarsier man is sooooo good! He reminded me a bit of Dangermouse... poor mouse would be afraid if he met your cats, or not ;)
    Great one Pat. :)

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    1. haha just rhymed away
      Which I'm good at, at my bay
      And the song came on out
      With quite the shout
      Tarsier Man thinks he's good
      With a head full of wood
      And yes the cats would get the mouse
      Super or not if he entered our house

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  22. We all love Tarsier man Pat. I used to lock my little sister in a closet and make monster sounds just to scare her. Tarsier man would have given me a whack for that.

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    1. LOL if your mother gave him approval he would have gave you a whack
      He needs the approval or he could be sharing a rack
      With some guy named Tiny
      As the pta would get quite whiny..haha

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  23. I can see Tarsier man becoming the next big thing, Christopher Nolan should be emailing you as i type. Tarsier man can always do the wide eyed youtube sensation move to incapaciate enemies.

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    1. haha wouldn't that be nice
      Then the cat could have golden mice
      He could surely do the wide move
      For his eyes pop out of his skull when the bad guys ruin his groove.

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  24. cool theme. Pretty sure you'll rank number one on google searches for tarsiers now, if you don't already-lol really like how the images and theme do a nice job of mirroring the old adam west style Batman shows. The razor bit prior to the theme was classic tarsier at its best. But yeah, not as good as seeing a cat bounce around the room, but I'm sure tarsier song will rack up the views

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    1. Cat has almost 7000 now
      So Tarsier can go ride a cow
      For he will never catch me
      And yeah the old whack boom bang thing I can see
      Tarsiers searchers being brought to the cat
      How about that..haha

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  25. So glad he "saved" the day LOL! Tarsier Man is hysterical!

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    1. LOL that he is indeed
      Even if he does it for mostly greed

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  26. Hahahaha. That was an awesome video! Excellent theme song. :)

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    1. Tarsier will be glad to hear that
      Maybe not so much the cat..haha

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  27. maybe that's what happened to ZZ Top-- and then they never shaved again-- ugh--

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    1. Well they Can't Stop Rocking
      So it might not be that shocking..haha

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  28. Loved the video. Tarsier Man will soon have his own YouTube following.

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    1. Tarsier Man would love such a thing
      It would surely give his ego a ring

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  29. Somehow I can help, although very tardy
    A steptic pencil can slow the hearty,
    flow of blood from cheek to chin,
    even from razors' cut, so thin.

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    1. haha yeah I think we've all been there
      When shaving our hair
      A drop of blood just goes
      Sometimes dripping right to our toes

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    1. haha yes he is scary
      At least he isn't too hairy

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  31. Cool music and graphics and show ~ Very well done Pat ~

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    1. Glad it was cool
      And watch it, I think Tarsier Man might drool..haha

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  32. That video cracked me up! You the man, Tarsier Man! (I think he needs to be in comic books.)

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    1. That would be a good idea to have him comiced up
      But Pat can't draw so there is the hiccup
      Stories come with ease
      But his drawing does not please..haha

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  33. Tarsier Man is not being fair
    Taking on someone so helpless
    Faced with the Cat would he dare
    Cats when challenged are fearless

    Hank

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    1. Yes the cat would fix him
      Making his outcome grim
      Causing him some pain
      As he has no brain

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  34. Tarsier Man saves the day by cutting someone's face off?
    What a superhero.

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    1. LOL at least he's one of a kind
      Which I'm sure is a good thing in the superhero grind

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  35. Tarsier Man lacks a codpiece. Why didn't you give him a codpiece? :(

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    1. He got the snip snip
      So no codpiece there to flip..haha

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  36. I'm so having nightmares tonight. *hides razor in bathroom*

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    1. haha that would be a good plan
      As he might try to save you so you'll become a fan

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    1. Glad you like the theme
      As it was not a dream

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  38. You've outdone yourself, Pat - the music, the animation, lyrics...all awesome! I feel safer just knowing Tarsier Man's somewhere out there to help little old ladies. Excellent work.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha yeah the little old ladies will be safe from harm
      They just need to sound the alarm
      Glad all was fun
      With the Tarsier tale I spun

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    1. Glad it was enjoyed by you
      As it was given a view

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  40. Tarsier Man will haunt me in the night when I go to sleep.

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    1. Don't sleep to deep
      You may never get rid of the creep

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  41. Im starting to like the tarsier man. Hope he ends up in more of your posts!

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    1. Tarsier man will come and go
      That is for sure at my show

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  42. dang, you made this video? pretty good I say! well done :)

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    1. Glad you like
      As I took the video hike

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  43. I will definitely steer clear of Tarsier Man!!!!

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    1. That is a wise move indeed
      One in which all should heed

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