Saturday, March 3, 2012

There Is No Dove But Those Below Surely Feel The Love!

The cat just had to give a heads up to all in globland, as you could be seeing some new species walking across the sand. It seems there is some weird craze in the wild kingdom maze, that has left...well...some animals wanting. So along with some taunting, we may as well give them names, as they go about their mating games.

Now this is just all wrong. This cat is just a ding dong. Getting all lovey to what should be a snack, maybe it wants to quack. If they were to give the humpty hump a heave ho, we'd have a Chat on the go. Or a Cen would it be? Still disturbing to me.


But not as much as this one. Some things just should not be done. The size difference would screw things up a bit. Hmm need a better choice of words for my fit. But still a laphant or Eleamb sounds great, right? Might be scary to see at night.


These two are really going at it, looks like they are even swapping spit. Once more a cat disgraces us. I think they should join Tarsier Man and Drazin on the short bus. But a Monat or Cakey might make a good lackey.


Well they are around the same size. Still it would be a tad unwise. A Dig or a Pog just does not sound right. Maybe go backwards and a Gop could take flight? The Gop! The next household pet. Damn I'm good, nothing but net.


LMAO, that bunny surely did some short of hop, making the chicken stop. But they aren't about to drop and roll. I think making a Raten or Chibbit is their goal.


I think I'm sensing a pattern here. The cats seem to be really getting into gear. Or maybe this one is more lunch and this is just the lick before the crunch. But a Cheer sounds fun and I bet a Deetah could surely run.


Awww look at the cuddle bugs. Wait! Maybe they are bonding to prevent throw rugs. Heck, I would too if some crazy hunter wanted to make a rug of me to view. They'd wipe their nasty feet on me and beat me for all to see. So to a Lear or a Bion I will give a pass and they can mate in mass.


At least their necks are sorta the same and both are rather tame. Plus just look at their eyes do they tell lies? They are trying to re-enact the scene from Lady in the Tramp. Is that a piece of grass or is one having a tongue cramp? A Gostrich or Oaffe sounds a bit strange. I hope they don't start singing home on the range.


And this is the worst of all. There can never be a Cog or Dat at any hall. I could not stand the cats getting mixed with a mutt. Then it might be the norm for us cats to sniff a butt. That just will not do. So no humpty hump for you two.

And finally we have a guy who just doesn't care. Whether you are a duck, a mouse, a penguin or bear. He's stretched back and aims to please, letting everything flap in the breeze. This may not end well though. Can you imagine a panda mixed with a crow? They should all stop romping in the grass for the outcome is just scary to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Some are cool
      But then some also drool

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  2. A cobbler should stick to his last. In england our political animals sometimes look the same, if they are too familiar like the american elephant and donkey with each other then if all the animals get it on, then what time of son, not a good one.

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    1. haha not a good one at all
      Each getting it on and having a ball
      Will cause nothing but familiarity to be had
      Of course it take millions of years for the to all look the same and I'd be a long past dead lad..haha

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    1. haha they did a good job with it though
      But neglected the poor crow

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  4. You do realize all these pictures are the signs that the Apocalypse is near.

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    1. Yeah just like the Ghostbusters said
      Mass hysteria is coming to cause us all dread

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  5. Oh my.
    And we thought only scientists did these experiments.

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    1. haha guess not
      The animals also do them themselves a lot

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    1. Most are cute
      Just not that last brute..haha

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  7. Awesome photos and rhymes Pat, even though they may be a little sick to say the least, the photos that is. You're right that some things just aren't natural, I'm sorry to hear that cat's disgracing your race too damnit!

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    1. LOL yes those damn cats are ruining it for me
      I will have to go set them right or drown them in the sea
      To stop all of this mixed up mess from coming due
      And having a dog/cat come into view..haha

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  8. I feel this was inspired by my, now legendary, St Valentines post :PPP
    Oh, adore the cat with the chicks (my own cat used to sleep with the dog in his house every night), the lamb and the elephant are just precious, while bear and a lion as friends, I'd like to see them in my backyard!

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    1. hahaha your legendary post sent me subliminal messages that made the cat to this
      So if anyone decides to hiss it was all due to your bliss
      They do become friends after hanging out for a while
      Still have to make fun on the rhyming mile..haha

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    2. I should have known it was Dez's fault!

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    3. That penguin guy
      Is at faut, no lie

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  9. I like the first pic , Pat :)

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    1. Yeah the first one is nice
      Even if cats should eat them like mice..haha

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  10. Amazing pics!!! And you’ve got a gorgeous blog too!!!
    Check out my blog and if you feel like drinking a sip of ABSOstyle with me, we could followed each other by GFC + Bloglovin’ … ;) I’ll be waiting for you!!!

    KISSES!
    Estefanía J. ABSOstyle

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    1. Glad you like the blog
      Will come through the fog
      And see yours too
      Wouldn't want lots of waiting to come due..haha

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  11. When I read maybe they are trying to ban together to avoid becoming rugs, I cracked up!!! hahaha An ostrich and a giraffe??? omg!! Well, I hope for the ostrich's sake, he's the male. Image an ostrich carrying a baby giraffe? She wouldn't make it!

    Aww a little chibbit!!! And a pig and a dog mixed? No thanks!!! But a chibbit? Yes!!

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    1. hahaha that line came from the movie knowledge of Pat
      As he's seen quite a view in movies that were a mat
      I hope the ostrich is male too
      Of course to get up there so stretching would have to come due...hahahaha

      Well you like pigs and dogs too
      So instead of having two in your view
      You could let them go at it having their fun
      And have each wrapped in one..haha
      A chibbit would be interesting to see
      A feather rabbit that could fly like a bee

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  12. Seriously. I love giraffes. Didn't know I did, I'm surprised. MORE?

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    1. More giraffes you say
      Hmmm they might overtake my bay
      I guess I helped you realize it at least
      That you like the long necked beast

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  13. I dont know, i dont believe in that pictures Pat:)who knows how you will say anyway (lol)
    and yes I think is photoshop!

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    1. haha yes I will have my say anyway
      Here at my bay
      As they could be as fake
      As that easter bunny one earlier at my lake

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    2. HA! Easter bunny dont scare me anyway!

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    3. I'll show it once more
      Than at my shore..haha

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  14. Shame on you, cat! I took the liberty of approaching virtually all of these fine, upstanding animal folk for an interview, and the vast majority stated that they were "just friends."

    Of course, I must admit that the chicken-loving rabbit was "unavailable for comment."

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    1. LOL well you'd be the last person they would tell
      Because with your reputation they'd think if they tol the truth you'd send them to hell
      With some tire treads left on their behind
      As you ran them down or not mating with their own kind..hahaha
      I think the chicken loving rabbit
      Was probably dealing with his habit..haha

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    2. Oh! How dare you suggest such a thing! I wouldn't run over poor, defenseless animals! It's people I like to run over.

      Okay, okay, there was that Easter Bunny incident, but he was an unrepentant mass murderer who had it coming!

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    3. hahaha I guess they just too the Easter Bunny ordeal out of context and spread those vicious rumors around
      Maybe you need to set the record straight and give them prove by having a fresh batch of run over humans found..haha

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    4. This cat has a really twisted mind and you too Pat of course:)

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    5. I'm as twisted as can be
      But it doesn't bother me

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    6. It's good you know
      As I'll still let it flow..haha

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  15. Hahahaha a Chibbit! I wonder what a chibbit tastes like...

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    1. haha you don't eat meat but you are wondering what a chibbit tastes like
      Hmmmm maybe the seat of a bike

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    2. Well, someone sure is paying attention! You're right, I don't eat meat, but not because um... The Force doesn't allow me but because I gradually stopped liking it. But then you mentioned Chibbits and I inadvertently liked my lips. How about that?

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    3. You liked your lips?
      What hated them more before over your hips?..LOL
      Hmmm maybe you haven't lost the need to feed
      And just need something rare indeed
      The cat always pays attention too
      Especailly when a guy is blue

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  16. He..he...I find the pictures actually cute (but some are photoshop, I agree). I know there has been cases of breeds mixing up, but nature has deemed it unwise so ~ Stick to one's own den ~

    Have a good day Pat ~

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    1. Yeah nature does tend to stick to its own
      As they umm moan and groan
      And photoshop surely came due
      On a few..haha

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  17. Prow or Canda bear? It sounds as if he hails from either a piece of boat or a desolate area under Canada. Hahaha

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    1. hahahaha well there are some deolate areas around here
      So maybe he hails from somewhere near..haha

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  18. you know, to each their own....its all about diversity right...who am i to say otherwise...and it is my business too if i stab my own eyes...ha

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    1. haha yeah the cat just makes fun
      He does not judge what is done
      At least not too much at his sea
      And don't stab those eyes for your gawking power will flee

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  19. At first I thought, "Oh Pat, must you make everything about that?
    They are just friends and that is that."
    Until I saw the rabbit on the chicken
    then I said "What the dickens??"
    ha.

    Some are pretty funny
    even if they are just being chummy.
    Or photoshopped to look
    like they share a nook.

    And baby chicks say Peep not Quack.
    Look it up in your Face it Facts.
    lol.

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    1. LOL you can't deny the chicken and the hare
      As they surely have the do not disturb sign up at their lair..lol
      Yeah photoshopped indeed
      And peep or cheep or whatever else did not rhyme at my feed
      So I went with quack
      For if they grow into a duck they will give off such an attack

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    2. that first photo is the best
      looks like tiger and he sat on a nest.
      when they broke through their shells
      they said "Mama?" and he thought, "what the hell!"

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    3. LOL might not be the best Mama to have though
      As he already tried chowing down on Mr. Bird at your show
      So I wouldn't put it past him to have lunch
      And start to crunch

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    4. We still laugh at the thought of Mr Bird calling "Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!" from the mouth of Tiger as he ran through the house! Oh dear! lol.

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    5. Thankfully his cheap cheap cheaping brought him the save
      And Tiger didn't send him to an early grave..haha

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    6. When in danger always call for help
      you could be saved from your little yelp!

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    7. Unless it's Tarsier Man for the save
      Then your better off digging your own grave..haha

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    8. haha true, but I was referring to calling The Mister
      when your body is surrounded by teeth and whiskers.
      lol.

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    9. hahaha lucky he was there
      Or Mr. Bird would gave been eaten rare

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  20. I loved the cheater pic...mmmm tasty

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    1. haha yep tasty indeed
      I think they intend to feed

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  21. Being friendly among strange companions
    It can never be better than that
    Just wonder how these can be a union
    When naturally they would end in a spat

    Hank

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    1. Yeah naturally that they would
      As get eaten some could
      Who knows though
      Maybe they've gotten over their instincts that flow

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  22. haha..made me smile...see...love falls where it falls...even if one thinks these are strange combinations at time...haha

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    1. haha that is true
      Who knows when the lovey dovey will come due
      Or where
      With each pair

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  23. Seems most in the animal kingdom know about love

    except snakes and a dove

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    1. The dove is just a sign
      And the snake thinks living alone is just fine

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  24. I connect with the panda most I think

    He clearly has no fucks given
    That's how I want to be livin'

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    1. Yeah the panda is open to all
      But a disease may befall
      So he better wear a rubber
      And avoid any contact with dancing Flubber

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  25. but seriously though... what's up with that cat/monkey photo? It looks like a violent rape

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    1. LOL maybe he was trying to give cpr
      And went a tad too far

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  26. what a porno trip you took today, well ok, maybe skinamax mixed with animal planet for a lap around the sun. The names are great but I fear the way the packs etc.. would look upon the offsprings faces, might be pretty sad, might make the youngun' mad. The bear/lion pick is the best as somehow these two found a bottle of honey, thought it was a tim horton's coffee can but after enlargement although those scrambly lines appeared upon the jar, the word honey seemed to appear through. How did they get it? Hmmm… I'm thinking it had to be those penguins lol My cat cocoa actually has a bit of an oddity to him. When Chloe won't satisfy he jumps atop my jack russel but thankfully knows not what to do, as she runs around in terror with his claws stuck in her back, finally she flips him off, so after that doesn't work, cocoa settles for the laundry room, where he finds a wide variety of towels and clothes to help satisfy his amorous mood, I really hope a towat or a cowel doesn't come from that. Fun piece.

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    1. LOL poor dog having to deal with that
      Cocoa sure is one frisky cat
      And I blame the penguins too
      Those things always make such stuff come due
      The youngun would beat back the pack
      And go on the attack
      Becoming the leader of it
      And then he/she would be a hit.
      Yeah a cowel or a towel
      Would be bad and may even howl

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  27. The pictures of animals are cute and the rhyming words that accompany them made it really awesome. Keep up the good work!

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    1. The work will be kept up at my sea
      That is never in question at bush number three..haha

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  28. I'll take a pet Pog for my animal collection. It'll go nicely with my hermit crabs, fish, cat, dog, and bird. Who knows, maybe we can even creat a pogishabatird. Now wouldn't that be cool!

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    1. I'd hate to see how a pogishabatird come to pass though
      That would be lots of ummm friendly-ness in mass at your show..hahahaha

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  29. I used to have a lizard but I got extremely bored of it and sold it on craigslist haha

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    1. Maybe the lizard
      Found a gorllia and is now a gizzard

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  30. I do not fancy that young deer's chances if it isn't a photoshop pic
    Awwww... Oh well, nature does what she does best and sod the rest.

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    1. Yeah chances are slim
      As the deer's lights are about to dim
      And nature will work itself out in the end
      As always with its trend

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  31. That koala bear doesn`t seem to have a care in the world. Just chilling there, on his garden chair. So cool! Nice post!

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    1. Haha yeah not a care at all
      That's the way to be at any hall

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    1. Sure he agrees with that
      Not sure though on the cat

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  33. interspecies friendships are freakin' adorable

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    1. haha as long as friends is all they are
      And don't try to go too far...haha

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  34. Er...cute, but also a little, just not right!

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    1. LOL just not right
      And maybe a bit of a fright

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  35. the gazelle calf has got a problem
    the rooster and bunny might make a goblin
    the sheep and elephant have got love for a rock
    the cat on the concrete must be thinking please make it stop
    the lion and the bear have got some kind of muscle
    the cat's version of sit on my face is a genuine full-body hustle

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    1. hahaha like your take on the animal world above
      A whole new kind of love
      LOL loved the cat on the concrete
      I'm sure that isn't a treat

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  36. LOL. I like the ostrich & giraffe the best. That cute Panda just makes me want to go rest. :P

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    1. haha the panda may want rest
      Or he could be relaxing and waiting to release his zest..haha

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