The cat has gotten something on his tongue and now my words are starting to sound like I am popping a lung. But it just may be fun. So let's see what comes from this tongue wagging thing under my rhyming sun.
Bang! Here comes the slang.
It's about to be sang.
Is there a pig in your pocket?
Or is that a fin and a locket?
There are no aarqeunaamaaeis of the cat.
Maybe an aberzombie doesn't like that.
Abra-kebabra we were so close,
Before something absoludacris made us lose our house.
Sorry, I have nada lotta for you today.
Maybe if spoke in nanologicaltancature at my bay.
Hate working in a table stable,
I fear a tajmahtiolet is nothing but a fable.
I may cause xanthopulous as I hiss.
You think I'm taking the piss?
Least it isn't the same old xingxong,
Of some idiopath and their song.
That ignobubble has to pop,
Get to macca and I might call a cop.
That magafalator connected well,
It's so kablamo it's swell.
Don't start kahoogaing here,
Or become a palooka and fall on your rear.
Passportism isn't very rare,
So don't get all vaclempt looking at your lair.
Have you ever been viagravated?
Were they so rainbowarise you were elated?
Unless they weren't rawt at all,
And bounced down the ugly tree like a ball.
Don't you think you're being a little ultrahyperpsuedoantidisestablishmentariasitic today?
You really are so safisterated at your bay.
Those Sanies are out and about,
They make me want to throw my junt and shout.
All jazzed up and nowhere to go?
Jaysus jumppin' on a pogo stic, that was a nutty show.
Don't start facetiating me,
Go fake and bake with glee.
Fandabbydozie, is all I can say,
To using deeznuts over and over causing dismay.
Go destinkify for you smell,
I know my obstropulous nature causes you hell.
But I'm still off the chain,
Even if office ass causes you pain.
May also be a lint-picker,
Least I'm not a qwerty keyboard licker.
So time to go lizarding at midnight,
It's so zemanakal whether dark or light.
But avoid that heffler of yours,
And now get to steppin' back to your shores.
Fun and confusing all at once you say? Yeah, that is typical of my bay. But it was fun to let the slang hang out and give it a shout. Some are just plain weird though and that makes them all the better for my rhyming show. So there are some slang Face it Facts class and peace out from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.