I have the dreaded song stuck in my head thanks to passing a kid singing it out loud, oh the dread. You know the damn bus and that round and round fuss. I'd like to kill the thing so I could get rid of its not so dVerse ring. What the hell else are wheels supposed to do? Go up and down and bi-lateral too? I guess the cat will just go with it for this dVerse fit. Or take out my anger with some Beer Guys maybe winning a headless prize.
Like I'm being chased by a hound,
As I hum this round and round.
But I will end my pain,
As I find another round and round lane.
Some weasel and monkey,
Go around something funky.
Money makes the world go round,
At least by those thinking they are profound.
Could hop a horse,
And go round and round a course.
Being all nice and merry,
Maybe even pluck a berry.
They are round too,
And will roll until you chew.
Or the dreaded ferris wheel,
Could fall out for real.
Maybe get picked up by a UFO,
That would sure be a bad way to go.
Be like a washer and dryer in one,
Ever try stuffing a human into one and making it run?
Pat, says it is fun,
But he didn't quite get it done.
Instead had to spin a top,
Or a quarter until it went plop.
Would say loonie,
But then I'd neglect the toonie.
There is also the clock,
That is such a shock.
At least with a hickory dickory mouse,
That needs to leave my house.
For it will make my belly round,
As I chow it down making a crunching sound.
Of course all wheels do to,
I guess a dumptruck is too big to view.
Or it could hold too much ground.
So stuck with the bus being found.
Need to get away from that,
To free the mind of the cat.
As around that goes,
Curling up my toes.
A moat goes around,
And trout my be found.
Plus keep the bad guys out,
Making them pout.
Some germs fly about too,
They are just eww.
A stench lingers,
Can also twirl your fingers.
And do a little ditty,
Acting crazy and not witty.
Of course there are political debates,
And the same yearly dates.
Plus months and all that crap,
Also the seasons take a lap.
Smashing a printer once more,
When winter brings an encore.
But let's not go there,
As that is over at my lair.
Pringle cans do too,
Even when filled with cat poo.
No longer is the song found,
As I blocked out the sound.
So I will get profound,
And just say to remember what goes around comes around.
Aren't you glad you hanged around? Like a hound. Or maybe a silly goose wanting to be a moose. Or that duck who swears all the time with his what the puck. Either way what's found was lost and at a nice cost. For the song is gone and I can resume rhyming at my lawn. Plus passing some gas and that too goes around inside my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Nice song, I'm glad I hanged around!
ReplyDeleteHang loose
DeleteAnd watch out for a deadly noose
Or moose
Or maybe even a psycho goose
What the puck, I loved this muck! Dammit I'm not getting any better!
ReplyDeletehahhaha well at least you try
DeleteAnd rhyme back to this guy
Err umm cat
At our mat
Dammit man you're Irish, you should dream in verse!! Do I need to send you a copy of Yeats (which you feckin well should have on your bookshelf as he's a feckin' Dubliner).
DeleteHmmm I think you should listen to her
DeleteWhile the cat sits here and gives a purr
Woah, I just want to pick up my guitar and sing it out loud accompanied by some four almighty chords of the universe! :D
ReplyDeleteSome POWER BEAT would be better xD
DeleteI think that some power beats would be better.
DeleteYou'll have to record that
DeleteIt will be showed off by the cat..haha
Whatever works for you
The cat will play whatever comes due
Patt is the cat talking about the 80's Metal band Ratt?
ReplyDeleteThe cat would think they are food
DeleteSo he may act rather rude..haha
That's nice!
ReplyDeleteNice
DeleteTwice
getting a new car this week, i got satelite radio for three months and this is def a spoiling, but my internal juke box its oiling, as i flip and flip lyrics building on my lip, and ones i have not heard in a while that make you smile but stuck in the head oh yeah its a full on orchestra pit that just wont quit
ReplyDeleteYeah my satellite radio just expired in my new one
DeleteNot that I used it a ton
But it was a nice perk
As there are many that make one smirk
That they haven't thought of for a while
As they travel down each mile
Just not that bus one
For that thing has already given my brain a run
Now I want blueberries...LOL Yes, berrys are round and they do go round and round in your mouth. hahahaha
ReplyDeleteWow, that is a catchy tune. The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. All through the town!!!! If my landlord heard me singing that at 7:30am you're in trouble, cat!!!
Jax,
DeleteThat is exactly what is stuck in MY head right now!! "The wheels on the bus go round and round"
UGH!!
hahaha see I don't even have to eat them to know
DeleteThat round and round they go..haha
Of course that may be an easy thing to guess
That I will confess
LMAO after the moth toilet incident I don't think he'll mind
Oh the things you do thanks to the cat's rhyming behind..hahaha
That damn song has to go
I'm starting to once more feel it's flow
Just such a pain to my head
Causing me oh so much dread
hahahaha at least I made others suffer as well
To join me in my hell..haha
@L...hahahaha Sorry, I had to virtually sing the song to annoy the cat ;) didn't mean to make you go down w/ the ship. LOL
Delete@Pat...You're such a good guesser!! Blueberries are so yummy when they are sweet. Round or not, they are always welcome in my fridge. lol
LMAO He hears EVERYTHING. I mean, I hear the man sneeze so he had to have heard my wheels on the bus solo. hahaha And the moth in the toilet incident? I have no idea what you're talking about. Nope, not a clue ;) HAHAHA That moth tried to EAT me!! I had to fight for my life... lol
You are helping out and making others feel my pain
DeleteSuch a good minion at my lane..haha
Bleh berries and Pat don't get along
Of course that is the same old song
With most food though
So I'm sure you are used to that daily flow..haha
LOL thankfully my walls aren't that thin
Thin enough at my bin
But not that bad
Although I'm sure with your wheels on the bus solo a fun time was had
You at least gave him something to do today
As he sings that song over and over again to everyones dismay..haha
hahahaha attack of the killer moth
Or wasn't it at first the mouth of a goth?
Had you all flustered you had to use the can
To trap the eater of man
Maybe it was really a mothman in disguise
So killing it with your bleached loo would be wise..hahaha
LMAO I didn't purposely put it in the toilet bowl. The silly thing flew in there giving me the competitve advantage. A few squirks of bleach, a mist of hairspray, and a quick flush did the trick! Buh byeee to the killer moth. Or mouth... LOL!!
DeleteLOL I guess it chose a bad escape plan
DeleteOf maybe of bleach it was a fan
You used hairspray on it too?
hahahaha you truly drowned it in the loo
I hope no killer mouth's come near you ever
Having bleach or hairspray on ones tongue and then given a swirly in the loo is surely not a good endeavour..hahaha
Go over to Brians place, he's got a better song "Signs, signs everywhere signs, blocking out the scenery changing my mind..."
DeleteI have been to his lair already
DeleteFor the cat hops around steady..haha
LOL I was sitting at lunch when I exclaimed that someone got a song stuck in my head. They asked when it was. They let me get to "The wheels on the.." when I got an interruption of "Ohh, hell nah!!!" hahahahaha
DeleteLMAO if I would have been drinking anything I would have spit it all over the screen just there..hahahaha
DeleteThe world over fears that song I guess it isn't rare
Why do that in the Pringle can, eew
ReplyDeleteIt is a good way to clean it
DeleteAnd plus it covers the smell of the shit..haha
we scoop it that way too
Deletethanks to you!
haha glad I could help your sea
DeleteAs it does make it way more easy
which song was it, Cat? :)
ReplyDelete"Maybe even pluck a berry."
oh, Cat, you always have some sex talk in your cassa :)
hahaha nice one
DeleteThat dumb bus one
DeleteRound and round they run
You just always have your mind in the gutter
Filled with some clutter..haha
nice one once more
That's twice today at my shore
LOL
ReplyDeleteWOW lots to say
DeleteThe scared guy/girl/it at my bay
did you get to the part where the wipers go swish
ReplyDeleteor the horn goes beep as you finished your dish
what about the baby going waa waa
and the adults saying shh shh back?
If you do the motions
that would really cause commotion
especially if you were at work
while you blog lurk.
No I ran away before I heard that part
DeleteThe kid really took the song to heart
Getting it stuck in my head half the day
That I even had to use it at my bay
Oh the dismay
I was humming it at work, unknowing to me as well, but what the hey..haha
Amazing rhymes as per usual. Love it Pat.
ReplyDeleteGlad I can amaze
DeleteAs you gaze
Um Im pretty sure kids songs dont have eating mice or putting people in washing machines in them...... but they should!!
ReplyDeletehahaha the washing machine incident was all Pat
DeleteAs he stuffed his brother in and tried to turn it on once before, how about that?...haha
I'm glad to see I'm not alone
ReplyDeleteas the song in my head makes me moan.
I don't want to sign about a bus all day long
Because doing so just makes me feel so wrong!
Especially if that bus doesn't want to go away
DeleteAnd none even are needed at your bay
People may think you are crazy too
But then again that doesn't matter at my zoo..haha
*sing* not 'sign' LOL
ReplyDeleteWell if you know sign language that can count too
DeleteThen you get double the song at your to hear and view
Picked up by an UFO is pure luck
ReplyDeleteThank your lucky stars what the puck
The Cat's daring call
Smash a printer in the Fall
Pringles and blueberries up in the lark
Hank
That is luck you can keep
DeleteDon't need to be picked up by any alien creep
The smash the printer in the fall
Hmmm maybe that may come to my hall
What goes around comes around and around and around!
ReplyDeleteThat is my lame attempt today at being profound!
Hey it works for me
DeleteAs around and around and around things go at my sea
Did winter come back! Smash those printers! Smash!!
ReplyDeleteWell it is freezing here once more
DeleteSo I guess winter could have came back to my shore
Those silly ducks and their what the pucks...
ReplyDeleteYes they can't even swear right
DeleteMust be such a plight
We never sang the round and round song on the bus
ReplyDeletethe bad driver always treated us with such mistrusts
Bad drivers are a pain
DeleteThey belong on some train
Then again they'd still prob go off the tracks
Running into plenty of shacks
Now, I've got it stuck in my head!
ReplyDeletehahaha I get to cause you dread too
DeleteSuch fun to do
I hate it when a song gets stuck on my head as well. Especially when its meaningless (not to mention annoying).
ReplyDeletehaha and yes this one is very very annoying indeed
DeleteMaking my friggin brain bleed..haha
The Spawn and I play a game where we try to put a horrible annoying song in each others head just to drive each other crazy. I'd use this one, but it would stick in my head too. I cleanse my brain with Kashmir. I'm off to listen to some Zep, because this song is killing brain cells while we speak.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a fun game
DeleteEven though it may lead to brain cell mame
Especially with songs like this one
Although to get rid of them Zep will do for a run
My son tried to go round and round in a dryer. I kicked him out of there real fast! (Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. I really appreciate it!)
ReplyDeletehaha no problem any time you want to hear it
DeleteCome on over and I'll have a wheels on the bus fit..haha
My pet peeve is row, row, row your boat... Shudders... LOL
ReplyDeletehahahaha I only like that one
DeleteBecause a great episode of stargate gave it a run
Other than that
Yes it is annoying to Pat and the cat
getting picked up by a ufo would surely blow
ReplyDeleteit would be an all-time low
not profound, i expect the inside would be pho
let's toss the ufo and the political debates in the toilet, bro
removing the cat from the mind might make it grow
or maybe no
this is for sure: when i sit in the dryer it moves slow
hahaha yeah I suppose the dryer
DeleteWouldn't be quite the same flyer
Should a grown person sit in it
And I'm with you on the ufo and politcal debate bit
Chuck em in the loo
And flush them down out of view
Pringle cans full of poo? You dirty boy.
ReplyDeletehaha hey it is cat poo
DeleteIt works well for cleaning their loo
Any song with the word round is stuck in my head!
ReplyDeleteIt's playing over and over because of what you said!
All your rhyming and rounding and rounding again,
Has spun me right round for a terrific spin!
And merry go round n round, as it usually does,
With that, I say what a wonderful post this was!
And linking to my blog in a most clever way!
Much thanks to you, you are kind at this bay!
hahaha the can would say sorry to you
DeleteBut sadly it wouldn't be true
He thinks it is quite fun
To have the round and round songs spun
In anothers head
After it already caused him dread
Yep I link in a clever way
Many a time at my bay
May get picked up by a UFO :) I run a program on my computer that helps scientists scan the skies for aliens
ReplyDeleteYeah I remember you saying that on your blog
DeleteHelping the scientists through the fog
I hope only nice ones find you
The probe ones would just be eww
hey...getting picked up by a UFO sounds pretty cool...just hope they have a fitting helmet for the cat..
ReplyDeleteIf they don't probe me it will be grand
DeleteOtherwise they better stay far far away from my land
Being picked up by a UFO? NOT a fun time. I've been there. Not a fan of the probes. They're good cooks, tho. aliens.
ReplyDeletexo
You've be probed?
DeleteAnd prob disrobed?
ummm ouch is all I can say
Those aliens need to go away
My comment didn't go through and it was a rhyme and everything... You would have loved it.
ReplyDeleteI want to go on a UFO for a bit.
I just love that crazy cat.
Damn that sucks
DeleteDirty rotten blogger ummm ducks
Would have loved to see the rhyme
From your comment chime
Good luck with the UFO
How it goes let me know
Pat you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteHopefully not to much
DeleteAnd just a touch
Wouldn't want you to fall apart
And blame my rhyming cart..haha
it's always worth hanging around...especially in spring
ReplyDeleteYep just hand around
DeleteAnd never know what can be found
Winter's returned around here, too. It's bright and sunny outside but freezing as well. :P
ReplyDeleteYeah it sucks big time
DeleteBut oh well before long summer and too hot will be given a chime
I'll remember this method the next time I get some annoying song stuck in my head. Thanks for helping!
ReplyDeleteYes just rhyme away
DeleteAbout random crap and you'll have no more song in your head on display
Oh the twisted permutations of your mind, this one feels like I should demand recompense for the viral infection of THAT song. Now I'll have to employ all my tricks to get it gone! Darn that boy and that cat. I loved the bit about the UFO and washing machines though; maybe that's my consolation prize.
ReplyDeletehahaha my mind if quite messed up and twisted I will say
DeleteBut I have fun letting it out on display
Good luck employing your tricks
sorry for the song licks
At least I gave you a consolation prize
So I am sorta umm wise
"At least by those thinking they are profound." I'll confess to being one of those. :)
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with such an act
DeleteAs long as one can consider another fact
You know I can only post at night when I get home,
ReplyDeletethe office computer doesn't allow me to post my comments :-(
Anyway, I just wanted to say, I enjoyed your rhyming fun around
and even though it feels like winter blue, they say its bright and warmer tomorrow...no wonder we get with all the around and around weather conditions ~
Have a good night Pat ~
Sucks indeed
DeleteThat you can't comment at your work feed
I would go crazy if such were the case
At my work place
And yeah the weather sure is going round and round
First hot then cold then hot then cold is found
Maybe get picked up by a UFO,
ReplyDeleteThat would sure be a bad way to go.
Be like a washer and dryer in one,
Ever try stuffing a human into one and making it run?...........
fun write :)
haha yeah that was the funniest part
DeleteAnd Pat did take the washer part to heart..haha
I always enjoying hanging out here
ReplyDeletethere's always a smile, and that, I hold dear.
Glad a smile can be found
DeleteEvery time you come around
I LOVE this "Smashing a printer once more,
ReplyDeleteWhen winter brings an encore."
Winter is my thing, I'm not so sure I'm ready for Spring. ;)
Look at you rhyme too
DeleteHere at my zoo
I'd rather have spring
Winter has that crappy snow it lets fling
Very nice poem!
ReplyDeleteGlad you like
DeleteThey rhyming hike
I hate having something stuck in my head. Unless it's my brain. I like it there...
ReplyDeleteYes that is a good thing to remain stuck
DeleteUnless one would be dumb as ummm a duck
Pat, I imagine you speaking every sentence all day and night in rhyme. How else could you attain such skill?
ReplyDeleteSometimes I dream in rhyme
DeleteMaybe that is what makes them so sublime
Hell, even his life is a rhyme. Putting all the cats on mats, each one with a hat. His apples with bottles of snapples (ok that is cheating). He doesn't rhyme he lives within one.
ReplyDeleteI live within one you say
DeleteHmmm that could explain all the rhyme coming from my bay
plopping a coin in your metre is always great value pat!
ReplyDeletedoing hard time aint nothing when you got da ryhme! ;)
Nope hard time can pass
DeleteJust like gas
When you rhyme
All about your crime
Haha. I like that you worked in another chance to mention your smashing a printer suggestion. I enjoy working through problems in rhyme too, just like you. :)
ReplyDeleteYep working through them in rhyme is grand
DeleteAs we each do it at our land
And the smashing the printer came about
So I had to give it another shout..haha
haha, love how this piece has a variety of verse, changing tone or so that's how I heard it moving from the first half to the last, fun words each their own. Really some great lines in here too, the moat/trout for whatever reason I find profound- go figure right? But as for the idea of songs getting stuck in your head, that happens to me all the time, and yeah, it's hard to get them out. My niece comes over everyday from 8 to 3 and watching kiddie shows is not glee for the song that sneaks in your brain- oh the pain some days. Right now I've had Rumor has it stuck in my head since yesterday, at least it's a decent song, most times it doesn't work out that way, ala the songs they sing on kiddie shows.
ReplyDeleteOh yes the songs they sing on those damn shows
DeleteGo right up ones nose
And get stuck in there head
Bringing them such dread
Been there at my lair
And not a fun affair
But I suppose some are okay
But not over and over and over again in any way..haha
So I guess the keyword is round. But, tell me, what's over at your lair... smashing a printer or winter? ;)
ReplyDeleteP.S. I just bought this special edition of Plains Trains and Automobiles, and it's called the "Those aren't Pillows!" edition hahaha
LMAO no those certainly weren't pillows indeed
DeleteSuch fun they used that in the title for all to read
Well both are still here
One will last all year
I just won't say it
For the poor printers will take a big hit