Neat Feet
What will occur,
Certainly not a purr,
When feet of a cat,
Get primped at our mat?
Will they look pretty,
To go out on the city?
Or will they look yuck,
Making them go what the duck.
I think you have your answer from the cat.
For he was so embarrassed at our mat.
That he went and got the tp,
Then wouldn't even look at me.
He had to cover himself from head to toe,
So no one could see each toe glow.
I guess the hot pink did not do,
Maybe I should have went with blue.
Miss Priss did not like her job at all,
She went and had a hairball.
At least she did it in the grass,
It was quite the mass.
Then she wiped her paws on the bed,
Until they were no longer pretty red.
I guess maybe for her too,
I should have tried blue.
And then there was Pat,
Who was pinned down by the cat.
But it seems his feet were already done,
As he gave numbers a run.
Pat needs to count at work,
And I guess this is a perk.
Must be stinky though,
When he takes off the shoes and socks letting his feet show.
Would that be a no no to do at work?
Sure gives the cat a smirk.
And so alas there is only one,
That we had left to give run.
That is right.
The cat gives you a fright.
With the return of zombie feet.
Now do you want that treat?
I'm sure it would be yum,
And nasty as you stare and the some.
No? You don't want a treat?
How about some pretty zombie feet?
And so you have now been treated to the feet,
Thanks to Betsy's feet meet and greet.
But there is one fast cure all,
That I will give you free of charge at my hall.
Go and get a pair of these,
And your feet won't freeze.
Also they will always look grand,
As you walk about the land.
Did you like all the feet?
Weren't they neat?
Those zombie feet really should impress each lass,
Unlike the feet of Pat, Miss Priss or my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.



What is it with cats and toilet paper? I remember my family rented a video camera just to record our kitten playing with some back in like 1990, seemed like the funniest thing in the world.
ReplyDeletehahaha I have no idea what is so much fun about tearing up and eating toilet paper
DeleteBut they make it out to be such a caper
And sure have fun doing it
The poor toilet paper though takes a hit..haha
These photos with cats are awesome but the feet photos not so much, I quite like the shoe feet though!
ReplyDeletehahaha you don't like zombie feet?
DeleteI bet they look worse in the heat
Those zombie feet were quite a shock and could do with the use of a sock or two!
ReplyDeleteLOL I think each foot would need a pair
DeleteShould have put up a warning for all to beware
Fantastic job with this post about feet!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if those toenails get caught on the sheet?
Time for the cat to stand proud and tall!
For today you go up on the Wall!
Please share a link within your next post!
And show your readers that I'm a gracious host!
Yeah I bet they do
DeleteAs they are just eww
The cat is on the wall
This such be fun at your hall
As the cat is king
And will surely give it a ring
Scary feet!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure R is referring to the post-it toes. lol.
DeleteScary feet?
DeleteThat mean you don't want a treat?..haha
Yeah those post it toes are scary too
It means Pat can't count very high without his toes in view..haha
at least he didn't say nice feet or great feet :)
DeleteThat is true
DeleteCause that be just ewww
Omg, ew!!!!!! I don't know how you controlled your gag reflex long enough to paint those bad boys. Bleh, gag, barf!!!
ReplyDeleteYou wrapped up in toilet paper is adorable! You need to get use to the nail polish for your glamover, cat!! Ok...I'll put the tutu down. :(
and very clever Pat. A post it pedicure??? At least post its don't chip! hahaha
LMAO I was too busy laughing as I thought about the response I'd get from putting them up
DeleteMaking a few spit their coffee back into their cup
To even let it affect my gag reflex you see
Plus I don't have to see them in real life so all is well at bush number three..haha
hahahaha the cat would use the whole roll
If you took a stroll
And tried to put a tutu on him
He might even give your hair a trim
So best be avoided I'd say
As there would be plenty of tp to clean up should such a sight ever go on display..hahahaha
hahahaha no but they lose their stickiness after a while
Maybe Pat has started a new style
One can write whatever they want on their toes as a reminder too
It could be quite the hit giving all a clue..haha
I almost choked on my coffee looking at those gruesome toes!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha oh that is fun to hear
DeleteBut I'm glad no real choking came near
Ug...that middle pic should cure anyone with a foot fetish Pat! Now, this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home... oh, you know the rest. Have a good Monday.
ReplyDeleteLOL see Pat is giving you the cure all
DeleteFor anyone with a foot fetsih at their hall
The little piggies aren't so little with zombie feet though
Even with their pretty rainbow glow..haha
I love toilette paper cat!! when esperanza was little made the same Lol!!
ReplyDeletethe others pics you know uhg!!
are reallu your feet with the numbers papers??!nice feet. lol!
Deletehahaha yeah he sure has fun with that tp
DeleteSpreading it about and eating it at my sea
LOL you knew the other feet were coming back
As I warned all at my shack
LOL yep I walk around with numbered papers all day
I need to count at my work bay..haha
nice feet :) I put Esperanza feet are so cute cause I never paint my nails toes:)
DeleteNever ever
DeleteSure that is also quite the endevour
Pat I wa sure you want to put the zombie feet but the pedicure is curious lol!
DeleteReally I never think in my feet to paint nails (lol) and when you live in country side don paint! only wash Ha !
Yeah I'd never paint my either just because that isn't really something for Pat
DeleteFor it isn't very ummm manly at my mat..haha
I swear I will come over there and spank your bum raw if you post those horrid claws of feet again! I really didn't need to see that on Monday :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO awww someone seems to be a tad upset
DeleteThe zombie feet can make him fret
While I guess compared to penguin feet they are such a step up
That they cause poor penguin man quite the hiccup
I'll tie him down and you spank him Dez!
DeleteGetting kinky now at my bay
DeleteI may have to run away
we penguins raise our kids on our feet, how can you compare them to these zombie feet? Anne, tell him, he can't speak about penguin feet like that!
DeleteCalling out to poor Anne
DeleteTo your number one fan
You think Irish Air can help you
Pffft she can't stop the rhyming crew
Oh now this was fun!
ReplyDeletecats and tp on the run
our cats used to do that, too
none left to keep in the loo!
A post-it pedi...how very clever
at least you tried at this endeavor
and zombie toes, well what can I say?
The colors of the rainbow didn't lessen the dismay.
You forgot the exfoliation
and moisterization
on that foot
so put it in a boot.
lol.
I will even lend him a boot, just put in it the damned foot! :)
DeleteI don't know
Deletewith the the colors of the rainbow
zombie might want flip flops
thinking his toes are tops!
Yeah him and tp go hand and hand
DeleteAs he spreads it about my land
Cassie is too prissy for that
So she leaves it be at our mat
hahaha best Pat could do
As he had no clue
hahaha the zombie feet no one would touch
So they couldn't do anything else very much
Plus no idea what any of that stuff is
So rainbow it was for such a biz
Need one big ass boot though
To get those things not to show..haha
LMAO zombie feet like to breathe all day
So a boot would cause them dismay
Flip flops might do too
Maybe they would be less eww
yeah, they want to breathe
Deleteso that fungus doesn't breed.
lol.
hahaha all that fungus might get spread around though
DeleteIf it is allowed to show
those toes are going to fall off soon
Deleteif he doesn't find a cure, that loon.
Maybe the gunk is holding them on
DeleteSo he can't cure them at his lawn
if the nails fell off
Deletenobody would scoff
and improvement it would be
for all to see.
might even fit into some shoes
and end everyone's blues!
I suppose that is true
DeleteGet them out of their view
But then the feet would rot off
And the owner may scoff
it is beyond me how the two of you can eat anything today after this fungus talks of yours :) But then again, the Cat licks his own bum after pooping and Betsy has seen lots of nasty things as the queen of the underground world ....
DeleteOh that is so true. Nothing surprises or bothers me anymore. In fact, I ate lunch while commenting. lol.
Deletehahaha yeah doesn't bother me
DeleteI can eat just fine at my sea
Not that I eat much anyway
But still can eat no matter the display
Nothing a pair of good zombie feet to ruin your breakfast. Imagine those things clawing you in bed while you're trying to sleep. Shudder.
ReplyDeleteBleh that would just be nasty all over
DeleteI'd rather get in bed with a butt sniffing rover..haha
The cat! The cat! And definitely not the zombie feet. :D
ReplyDeleteLOL zombie feet pale in front of the cat
DeleteAs do most things at my mat
Pat! There is just too much EW in this post to be allowed. You're going to have to sit in the corner. And while you're there, cut those toenails. :p
ReplyDeleteI'm w/kitty. Unroll the toilet paper over those monsters. ;p
hahahaha the corner is too small
DeletePlus bush number three only has a round hall
Toilet paper would do the trick
As zombie feet do look rather sick
I may not have spit out my coffee, but I certainly just spilled it all over my desk. Sigh...Can I blame the zombie feet for my clumsyness?
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't touch my hair after you told him all the stuff I put in it. Besides, the shine is blinding! I may have to pick the tutu back up...lol
The post it note pedi was very clever. You should patent that and send the idea off the Sally Hansen. With all the sticker manicures they've been selling, I don't see why they can't add that to the list. lol
LMAO the zombie feet just have you all flustered today
DeleteSo yes you can blame them for your dismay
I hope you didn't kill another computer this time
You, coffee and computers never end things all sublime..haha
True be would prob sniff and run away
Very scared of the display
But if it shined making a reflection on the all white wall
He would hop after the reflection having a ball..haha
The tutu would get eaten too
Much like the tp from the loo..haha
Hmmm a royality for me
That would surely cause glee
Notes on your toes
So you no longer have forgetful woes
All pretty and neat
Giving you reminder feet..LOL
Why Not? I know quite a few people could use some post its on their toes! They'll never have to forget anything again. It'll be there all nice and neat ready to be read :)
DeleteAnd the computer lived! I didn't think the mouse was going to make it, but it was quickly recessitated. No CPR was needed. Just a little bath. hahaha
hahaha I bet some people though would forget they even had them on their toes
DeleteAnd still suffer memory woes..hahahaha
As I know a few like that
They really can irk the cat
So there is another business to our long line
We can get the Cracks to show them off all divine..hahaha
hahaha as much as you may want to electronics don't need a bath
Or to suffer your coffee wrath...LOL
Glad the poor thing survived this time
Sure the Japanese wouldn't have found getting a new one sublime..haha
No the Japanese may not have liked that all that much. They all know that I am spaz though. I spill coffee like nobodies business. The weird thing, I never spill tea! Like, never...hahahahahaha
DeleteTea soothes you
DeleteAnd coffee makes you hyper and french moo
At least you keep the coffee businesses happy though
Having to go get another at your show..haha
i threw up a bit in my mouth the further south it went in this post, oh my to the gracious host i hope she has mercy and gives that guy the pedicure, he needs a cure...
ReplyDeleteSorry. Gracious host won't touch those feet
Deletejust looking at them gives me the creeps.
But maybe he the giveaway could win
and then he could give his own nails a trim!
:)
LOL maybe your twin will answer the call
DeleteAnd track down zombie foot's hall
Giving him what he needs
So his nasty feet no longer bleeds
Oh she beat me to it
DeleteGuess they cause her too much of a fit..haha
haha..oh, you know you wouldn't touch them either
Deleteeven with surgical gloves on like a doctor
I am will to provide the products, though
to make his skin and nails glow.
Looks like Pat has flat feet
I know..not a single detail slips by me.
hahaha.
hahahaha no way would I even let those feet touch my floor
DeleteI'd kick them out the door..haha
Flat feet I guess so
Are feet supposed to be round or something with a big bow..haha
yes, don't bother doing google searches
Deleteit just means you don't have arches.
or did that confuse you more
at your shore?
Looks like some are getting flustered
you must think you're keen as mustard
writing such a clever post
so you could join the party host. :)
haha some are getting a little flustered indeed
DeleteBut it just makes it all the more fun at my feed
The cat can always pull something clever
And I guess I get your foot endeavor
did you catch that Rick phrase?
DeleteI used just then at your bay? ha.
The keen as mustard one?
DeleteFlibo I missed it the first time you gave it a run..haha
Those zombie
ReplyDeletefeet gave me
the creeps
all painted
red and green and pink.
But what will
Pat do
when he needs
to go to
the loo?
hahaha but the colors oh so bright
DeleteAre supposed to curb such a fright
I guess they did not work
But still leave me with a smirk
Pat will have to use cat chewed tp at his zoo
Let's hope a finger doesn't go through..haha
Oh God, are trying to make me sick up Pat? My cat puts her head through the handles on plastic grocery bags then races through the house like Superman. Every time I come home from the grocers, she waits until the bags are empty and then picks the one she likes and off she goes. I have no idea what her criteria is for picking the right bag.
Deletehahaha that is hilarious always funny to see what they will do
DeleteEach having little quirks they let come due
He also mulls over the rolls as well
Picking the best one that he made fell
I guess the bags and tp rolls just smell nice
Maybe as they were chewed on by mice
haha Anne, love that story about your super man cat
DeleteThat is so cute. She might get airborne if enough air gets in that thing! lol.
cat doesn't go to the loo, Annzie, he does the business in the hall and collects it later on in Pringle cans.
Deletein the hall?
DeleteOh that would make Pat bawl!
Yes he isn't like a few of those others ones from that other place
DeleteHe does his duty in the correct space
zombie feet with give me nightmares for days
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the owner of those feet isn't in many ballets
hahaha that owner won't be dancing up a storm
DeleteThat surely is the norm
Oh those zombie toes are gross! (as in groes) to rhymn with toes LOL
ReplyDeleteIf I ever get zombie feet like that Pat and the Cats have my permission to shoot me! :)
hahaha the cat will just shoot of your toes
DeleteSo you suffer no toes that are to steal your word groes
Those... toenails? Is it even possible?
ReplyDeleteLOL that is what happens when you don't wash your feet
DeleteThey grow as large as a seat
From all the nasty crap
In between the toes gap
I hope those weren't your toes
ReplyDeleteOr you would have some woes
Please tell me it isn't so
That would be so gross
...and I like the cat wrapped in the tp!
haha nope they were never ever my toes, ever!
DeleteMy ocd could not handle such an endeavor
I would cut my feet off
Or drown those things in some trough
The cat likes to be wrapped in tp
As he does it to himself plenty a time at my sea
those toe nails are disgusting, Pat !
ReplyDeletethe shoes, freaky :p
cat's cute :)
hahaha at least the cat is cute
DeleteThe toe nails have to belong to some brute
Hey cat,
ReplyDeleteI've got a deal for you.
Ditch pat and come on over to my place. Think about it. I'll give you grade A cat food and red snapper every Tuesdays.
p.s: I live in the tropics where its always sunny. Not to mention the amount of hot pussy cats everywhere!
Hmmm no snow?
DeleteThe cat may just have to go
He could roam outside and play in the wild
Wrestling with some lion child
Chasing tarsiers about as well
And the food sounds swell
so you would come? Wow, I feel so sorry for pat.
DeleteWell maybe, you guys could drop by for a visit.
How about that?
haha the cat would visit with ease
DeleteWhenever you please
Although customs can be a drag
Pat will have to hide me in his carry on bag..haha
Funny funny and scary post. Loved your mummified by toiler paper Miss Prisy.
ReplyDeleteCute, not talking about those zombie shoes and feet.....I am not going to sleep tonite, unless someone finds a drug to make me unsee what I saw
hahaha all mummified and hiding his toes
DeleteAs the color cuased him such woes
LOL not talking about those feet
Weren't they neat?
Just images they are that of a troll
And everything will come under control..haha
This toenails. Tasty!
ReplyDeleteHave a good snack
DeleteThey may give you a heart attack
The painted nails on the zombie feet made me laugh, even the undead have a fashion sense. I used to have a inside grass for my old cat, she still managed to throw up though all the time, just to keep me busy.
ReplyDeletehaha even zombies do need some fashion love
DeleteFits them just like a glove
Yeah mine has a hairball every now and then
All around my den
Too funny! I'm enjoying all of Betsy's entries. Yuck! on a couple of the pictures though. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL yes yuck indeed
DeleteBut they were too fun not to pass up at my feed
OMG. Those zombie feet are disgusting. No wonder cat needed toilet paper - he had to stop the vomit!
ReplyDeletehahaha one had to in the grass
DeleteAnd the other had to as he took a tp pass
oh, that toenail pic was just lovely
ReplyDeleteGlad you like it
DeleteYou're the first one for which it was a hit..haha
Those are some classy toenails lol
ReplyDeleteLOL they are sure classy
DeleteAnd make many a tad sassy
This is great!
ReplyDeleteAnd so you say
DeleteAt every single bay
Hahahaa! I'd not like the zombie feet returned in any other way! Good going taking one for the team on the post-it stencil numbers, there.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah they made the epic return at my sea
DeleteJust for Betsy
I bet she feels so special now
And so the cat will take a bow
I don't mind taking one for a the deam
Letting my post it feet gleam..haha
PAT! I am laughing out loud (and throwing up in my mouth a little over that ONE GNARLY photo!!!! GAH!)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
LOL I hope you don't to both at once though
DeleteThat wouldn't be quite the show..hahaha
Glad it was fun
As it just had to be done
Mew - ouch!
ReplyDeleteJust looking at that is ouch indeed
DeleteBet they could plant their own garden with their fungus seed
Cute cat!
ReplyDeleteThe cat and the tp
DeleteAlways a sight to see
I enjoyed this Pat...except for that zombie feet...and wearing that pair of shoes is so funny ~
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles (except for the cold weather today) ~
Yeah the cold weather is back
DeleteHere to on the attack
Zombie feet are scary too
So I won't fault you from not liking them as much as the shoe..haha
lol watttttt. i lold
ReplyDeleteOh what the zombie feet can do
DeleteTo all who come to view
Feet, feet and more feet. My dogs would surely love this treat. But, I think even they would pass over those zombie feet, even when covered in colorful hues. Great cat pics. i wasn't sure what priss was doing until you told, at first I thought that was one of those indoor grass things that cats like to eat, to help them when their tummy's ache, but perhaps it still is, but if that's the case, the cat better watch how deep he shoves his face, otherwise a hairball he may accidentally eat- yuck.
ReplyDeleteYour dogs like to chow down on feet
DeleteHmmm that is quite the way to meet and greet
Might rather have a nose up my rear
Then get my feet eaten causing me fear..haha
Miss Priss was chowing down in all actuality though
I just made fun of her at my show
The cat doesn't eat the grass as much either at our sea
For he makes a huge mess out of it with such glee
What a good sport Pat Hatt is!
ReplyDeletePat Hatt and the cat will try anything once at bush number three
DeleteWhich you can plainly see..haha
That is nasty! Nasty, nasty, nasty! I may never recover . . .
ReplyDeletehahahahaha don't hold it in
DeleteLet out what you are really feeling at my bin
Except for the laces, that last pair looks real
ReplyDeleteThe zombie feet just don't appeal.
xoRobyn
LOL if they did appeal I'd be worried so that is good
DeleteThose last ones I walks around in them if I could..haha
Thanks for the nightmare wish with those "feet" Pat. I may have to sleep with the light on tonight.
ReplyDeletehahaha I think you can hear them coming though
DeletePlus in the dark they prob glow..haha
Oh, my heck! Some of those pictures were awesome. Some were just . . . *gag*
ReplyDeletehaha well I have to give a mixture of both at bush number three
DeleteGoing from one extreme to the other for all to see
those are some fugly toe nails :X but i'd love some of those foot shoes lol!
ReplyDeleteYeah the foot shoes would be fun
DeleteTo wear and go for a run