Whoopdi Friggin Doo Has Not Got A Clue!

Robbie Raisin here and I was once again going to spread cheer. I was going to upstage the cat here at his own mat and give an even better giveaway than him. To prove to you all I will lose life and limb just to appease the audience of my show. But some dirty person stole the prize Whoopdi Friggin Doo was going to use to give off such a glow. Thankfully I have hired the services of Tarsier Man for Robbie Raisin is a big fan. He will save the day and track down the prize to put on display.

Tarsier Man and The Prize

Both these fools are so unwise

And as usual it is told by the cat

Here at my mat.

Tarsier Man searched for a clue,

After his payment came due.

A fool and his money soon parted,

Oops I farted.

Where was I?

Oh yes that Tarsier Man guy.

He searched and searched and come up dry,

Thinking this theft was a lie.

He declared Robbie Raisin a liar,

And set off to put out a cigarette fire.

Stating it was bad for the guy's lungs to smoke,

But he made the guy choke.

For he shoved the cigarette down his yap,

When he tried to grab it from the chap.

He used the Heimlich on guy from behind,

And Tarsier Man got him out of his bind.

Stating he told him cigarettes can kill,

And strutted off getting quite the thrill.

He bent down to throw the cigarette in the trash,

When he saw an eyelash.

Tarsier Man declared he was back on the case,

As this could only come from a thief's face.

He popped his eyes from his head,

And sent them around staring at all causing them dread.

There he spotted the missing lash girl,

And he encompassed her in a whirl.

His body finally caught up,

And his eyes popped back in without a hiccup.

It was The Scribe who had stolen the prize,

Decked out in a clever disguise.

Thinking she could get the money in USD,

If the prize no one was able to see.

Tarsier Man's eye popping left her a tad disgusted,

But she knew she was busted.

Tarsier Man took The Scribe back to Elisa's sea

Before collecting the other half of his fee.

He even got the above new book,

For his trouble of bringing The Scribe back to her nook.

Robbie Raisin danced around,

Glad that his prize was found.

Tarsier Man once more heard the call,

And set off for another hall.

That raisin nut you can see below.

But shhh I'm going to cut him short at my show.

Robbie Raisin is back with the prize and as you can see below I don't tell lies. Win either one of these below just sign in and go go go. Now on to the zombie foot dilemma once more.......



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Oops he's been cut off at my shore. But as you can see you now have another shot thanks to Elisa and her blog tree to win some more and so I had to share at my shore. Even if the Tarsier Man nut came back on the so called saving attack. All to promote her new book which you can see above and at her nook. So the theft tale has come to pass and that is all today from those nuts and my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.