Sunday, April 1, 2012

As I Fill The A to Z Cart We Will Start With Some Art!

So the cat signed up for the A to Z challenge thingy maggiy. I know it's probably not a word so don't get wiggy. Anyway, it is where of course you pick a topic the starts with the letter and go forth posting each day. Hmm is it a challenge when you do that anyway? Let's pretend it is for the cat and so for A the cat will give you ART at his mat.

Now this isn't just any art you will see and no it is not by me. It is by someone of fame who the cat will not name. This someone would give Picasso a run for his money. What? Who me? No, never! The cat isn't trying to be funny. Just look below at this great art attack that starts off the A to Z challenge at my shack. I bet you can't guess each one that I give a run.

See!!! Isn't that the best you've ever seen? It's so nice crisp and clean. A nice picture of a spleen or maybe a jelly bean. Either way it is such a nice display. Have you guessed what it is at your bay?


Oh now this one is even better than before. You have to guess this one as you go on your art tour. I think I know what it is though but I won't share just yet at my show. Okay, it's a bucket on wheels being towed by a hard hat. Aren't I just a smart cat?

There we go! This really adds more to my art show. It's some big dots. I like them lots. What? You think I'm wrong with the guess? No! It's not a game of chess.


It's a clown that likes to chat. Oh that is so scary to the cat. You know clowns are just out to get you and a toothless one is even scarier to view.
It's a happy ummm cactus that isn't spiky at all? Hmm a pickle or punching bag at some workout hall? Oh it's a dildo. Hmm I should put R rated so no one tries to sue my show.


Wow, isn't that just a nifty contraption that's shown. It can spit water all on it's own. Or maybe that's string that has been bunched up being twirled into a cup. It's a mystery to me but that is what makes it so good to see.

A flower growing in a shoe! Isn't that just such a great view. Even has picked one growing out of it. I bet whoever picked it was a sure fire hit on their date and it sealed their fate.


Hmm a math problem for all to see. This plus this equals three? Maybe that is a cross on the wall. I better not offend the big guy at my hall. Or he may stick my head on a pike, like that happy face person that can no longer hike.


And I saved the best for last. It is just so vast. Red squiggly lines and a squiggly faced man flapping his arms like he's a fan. WOW! Now that is art. Moses would really take this image of him to heart.

So how many correct answers did you get today as you came to my bay? Don't worry they are shown below and you can see before you go. Oh and this in no way is nothing but a clever poke for I sneakily used printscreen on each drawing as it began to soak and knew it would make a fun post for the cat. Just for fun and nothing more at my mat, which I'm sure the artist knows for they have seen Pat try to draw a pair of toes and that is very bad, not an artistic bone in that lad.

Answers in the order they were shown before you groan:

Heartbeat
Trailer
Burst
Dentures
Lip
Pour
Ground
Doorstep
Divide

There you are all the answers to the wonderful pics shown at my bar. I expect some retaliation to my sass but it just had to be done by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

148 comments:

  1. Awesome art cat, you're the best in these A to Z stats. I wasn't sure if you were taking part in this considering your most recent comment on my blog but I am so glad you are. Looking forward to this buddy.

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    1. LOL sure the artist will like you thought the art was grand
      Here at my land
      Oh yes I am taking part
      All I meant was it's pretty much the same old thing here at my cart

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  2. haha. only got the doorstep right!
    clowns are generally scary, with or without teeth, although the latter is ultra scary.

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    1. Well at least you got one right
      With this art getting there could be a plight..haha
      Ultra scary indeed
      Of a toothless clown all should take heed

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    1. Yep a brand new kind
      Whatever pops to mind

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  4. Oh you so make me smile, you're the best in a thousand miles, I love your A, I love your art, you are getting dear to somebody's heart. Not mine :)

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    1. hahaha glad I can make you smile
      As I go the rhyming mile
      And make you rhyme away
      Here at my bay

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    1. Cool and an art
      R is really using his words at my cart

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  6. 1. i love you hand and foot
    2. in the trailer
    3. under a black hole sun
    4. grins
    5. your fat lips
    6. suck
    7. flowers
    8. through the door and up the stairs
    9. making old men part water

    i reject your answers as they dont rhyme and at this bay that is a crime, your art is nice and needs a museum so lots of people can come and see'um

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    1. LMAO I like you answers better than each real one
      As they were quite fun
      I could have made them rhyme I suppose
      But did not want to impose
      On the answers at the bay
      Confusing many who came to see such a display

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  7. I love your artistic display
    and no I didn't get all the play
    answers as I was busy trying to imagine
    you doing all the art work..but alas its just my imagination ~

    Happy day ~

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    1. Yes it is just your imagination at play
      For it was not Pat or the cat who made this display
      That was soeone else at my sea
      Who the cat picks at regularly..haha

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  8. Enjoy the A - Z challenge! I thought at first you sneaked some pictures done by my 4-year-old granddaughter. LOL.

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    1. LMAO ohhh that was a good one to use
      I'm sure that may even abuse..hahahaha

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  9. Agree with Brian :P
    Drawings were high class, definitely .. !!
    this A-Z challenge looks fun...

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    1. Yep oh so high class
      That they just had to be shown by my little rhyming ass

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    1. Very creative I can be
      Here at my sea

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  11. Hi! I'm hopping over from the A to Z challenge! Great cat art...I have a four legged companion who likes to take over my keyboard when I sit down to write...;0).

    Good luck with the challenge!

    Donna Martin
    www.donasdays.blogspot.com

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    1. Yes many a time those with four legs at every sea
      Like to tap each and every key
      Also snack on them too
      That just doesn't do

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  12. ha,ha, These look like the draws of my twins some years ago, look absolutely nice lol!!!
    Love Moses!! lol

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    1. LOL seems to remind all of children's art
      Hmmm wonder if she'll take that to heart..hahaha
      But you said they look nice
      So I'm sure that will help me pay less of a price

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  13. Wow...I feel so untalented. I got the door+step, but none of the rest!

    Monica, Older Mommy Still Yummy

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    1. hahaha at least you got one
      And the art didn't make you run

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  14. 1. zombie foot
    2. pat moving
    3. a game of pool
    4. dentures
    5. Gumby
    6. one of Dez's penguins having a drink
    7. spring bouquet
    8. directions ~ inside and up the stairs
    9. Jeremiah from book #4 falling off a cliff

    Nice art, Cat
    if the writing falls flat
    you have a back-up plan
    just don't draw in sand.
    hahaha.

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    1. LOL I like you guesses too
      But it is sad but true
      That is was not drawn by me
      They were all by the minion at my sea
      I copied them without her knowing
      And saved them for this showing..hahahaha

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    2. I'm sure we all know who it was
      she drives a little bug!

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    3. I found you on the AZ list and wow you signed up early
      one of the first ones at number 33
      I'm way below at 1054
      almost out the back door!
      ha.

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    4. LOL just making sure you did
      If the cat took credit she'd flip her lid..haha

      Yep way up at the top where the cat must be
      For he doesn't wait and always gets things done early
      Not even in the top 1000 you say
      Geez you need to be faster at your bay..haha

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    5. can I borrow the dentures for Lil Miss Strawberry?

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    6. I like your answers better Betsy. We've all been traumatized by that zombie foot!! Gumby hahahaha

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    7. I suppose maybe you could
      Although I hear they are made out of wood

      The Zombie Foot you will never forget!!!!
      I will always use it to make you fret...haha

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    8. thanks, anne...even the stick man looked like he has a big zombie foot at the end of his leg! lol.

      hey pat...check your factinary mail
      I sent an edited book to you on a sail
      haha.

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    9. LOL you have zombie foot on the brain
      From using it any more I will have to restrain
      But there is a Z you know
      And I need something at my show..hahahaha

      Will go have a look
      At the factinary nook

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    10. Oh, thanks for the warning
      as the end of April is dawning
      the zombie toes will reappear
      and cause the challenge folks some fear!

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    11. LOL or maybe they will not
      As Z does have a whole lot
      Might be some Zip at my sea
      With a do dah that could make some flee..haha

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    12. true, true...
      especially if the singing came from you!
      hahaha.
      flee is better than flea, though
      but that I'm sure you know.

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    13. Yes they would all run
      For such a thing should never be heard under my sun
      Depends on the flea
      Doesn't bother me if it goes after your knee..haha

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    14. better on my knee than on my head
      because in my hair, that would cause more dreak!
      ha
      ok...itchy now. lol.

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    15. Well it is better itchy
      Then ummm twitchy

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  15. Oh, you are a very sneaky cat!!!!!
    I see one thing here, and that's TALENT. Clearly this person is full of real artistic talent!!!

    1. That is very clearly someone BEATING a HEART. Do we not see the punch or the stomp?
    2. It's a little love bug pulling a TRAILER!
    3. That is deff a bomb that BURST.
    4. It's a GRANDMA wearing DENTURES!!!!
    5. That is clearly Larry from VeggieTales singing I Love My LIPS!
    6. Water POURING into a glass.
    7. Flowers grow in the GROUND, do they not?
    8. That is a DOOR and a real cute red head standing on a STEP.
    9. That is clearly Moses DIVIDING the red sea!!!!!!!!!!!

    For a split second let's avert our eye from the master pieces above. How are you only going to post NINE pictures??? Oh that odd number kills my OCD. Should I draw one more so you can post 10?! Sigh...

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    1. LMAO oh yes that is very very clear
      That talent is near
      Or that could be fear
      Kicking into high gear..hahaha

      Look at you describing each and every one
      It's almost like you know by who they were done
      You can read the mind of the artist who drew
      Each and every one I showed at my zoo

      LMAO I wanted to see if it would irk you if I did that
      You really need to watch Monk at your mat
      As he has to make it 10 too
      For all other numbers are eww..haha
      And how can one avert their eyes from those
      Especially Moses and his pretty pose..hahahaha

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    2. I knew it was Larry the Cucumber
      but I was afraid to say because that tune would stick in my head! My boys still love those silly songs. Oh dear!

      If my lips ever left my mouth
      packed a bag and headed south
      that'd be so sad
      I'd call my dad

      See? I know them all from memory!
      help! lol.

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    3. You did 9 on purpose?! So not only are you testing my art skills, but now you're testing my OCD? What a mean cat!!!! You're telling me 9 don't bother you?

      @Betsy...That's ok because I know all the words too, and I don't even have children...hahahha

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    4. haha..I wondered about the 9, too.
      that even bothered me at my zoo.
      and I'm not as ocd as either of you!
      lol.

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    5. LMAO oh I bothered the both of you
      hahahahaha that is such fun to do
      Yeah it irked me putting up only nine
      But bothering both of you makes it just fine
      I had to test your OCD
      As I just wanted to see...hahaha

      To the songs I don't know all the words at my sea
      So my brain is a little less cluttered for now thankfully..haha

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  16. smiles...ya know..i've just been in the Met yesterday...but some of those paintings look pale against yours...smiles...happy sunday pat...

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    1. LOL I'm sure she'll be glad to hear that
      Especially since you were near her NY mat

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  17. hahaha. When I draw people usually ask me whether I used my left hand instead of right hand.
    anyway what I thought
    1. Dog giving valentine card.
    2. Tortoise and RV( Greedy Tortoise, his shell doesnt have enough room?)
    3. Moon when angry becomes Sun?
    4. Bite no one.
    5. If cucumbers had to wear makeup without hands?
    6. Spitting contest
    7. Mystery flower with no leaves
    8. Use stairs because lift is out of order
    9. Parents yelling at the kid.

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    1. hahaha oh your interpretations are such fun
      Amazing how so many can be spun
      Whether my left hand or right hand
      I'd prob draw better with my foot here in my land..haha

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  18. You are incredibly creative. So nice to "meet" you.
    Karen

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    1. Creative I can be
      Over and over at my sea

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  19. Very impressive pictures. As you know, art is open for interpretation, so here's mine:
    1) a superhero flying over the city
    2) 5th wheel with a missing air conditioner (maybe stolen by the cat)
    3) another planet colliding with the sun, causing a blackout
    4) dentures
    5) new shade of lipstick that complements greeen
    6) a neti pot
    7) looks like a Picasso flower
    8) doorstep
    9) falling into the Grand Canyon

    Next time, I really want to see the cat's art.

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    1. I do too...Cat, can we see YOUR art next time? If I remember correctly, you may be just as talented as me!

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    2. hahahaha I like you last one
      That makes more sense than giving divide a run..hahaha
      Nooooo you do not want to see mine
      It is just not fine

      LOL you want my awful sack to show?
      And now you know
      I will never let you live that comment down
      For now you admitted I am just as talented as you in art at my town

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  20. well, I only got close to the 2 D's.... doorstep and dentures. I was kinda thinking dildo but then, No......at least it's a happy dildo. Have fun with the A-Z Pat.

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    1. LMAO yes at least it is a happy dildo
      I guess it did things we would rather not know..hahaha

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    1. LOL yep looks like one used the paw
      With the claw..haha

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  22. oh, my cat, I will never commit myself to art after this :) How could me ever outshine you, how, how? It's impossible and I can't bear being the second best one ;)

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    1. Well I have to take credit now
      Just to make you have a cow
      And think you are second best
      Even though it was not done by this pest
      Mine is prettier art
      It's so pretty it sits on the walls of bathrooms at walmart

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    2. you mean next to the toilets? They use them for some bum wiping? :)

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    3. Is your phone number written on said walls Cat? For a good time call 555-PATT

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    4. agent Annzie knows the spiciest scoop :)

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    5. LMAO how else will I get known
      I have to leave the number of my phone..haha

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    6. just don't tell me you drill holes in those bathrooms too :)

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    7. I'm not a peeper
      Like your penguins going all creeper

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  23. your artistic ability far exceeds my own

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    1. And alas it isn't even mine
      Mine is far less divine

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  24. OMG, I was going to say this could have been a tale for kids, until I reached that thing that takes batteries, or not. I thought for a sec it was a finger puppet Hahaha.... Gosh am I green around the gills or what!
    You crazy Pat and cats

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    1. LMAO a finger puppet hahahaha oh that is good
      Instead of thing they call ummm wood
      But not feel green
      As it was not meant to be obscene
      That cat just made it that way
      Today at his bay

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  25. Whenever I try my hand at art
    Instead of a classic, I fail.
    For just like perfume which is a fart
    My picture of Oprah's a whale.

    Hmm...on second thought.....

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    1. LOL you might just be spot on
      With what you've drawn
      For a whale
      Could hit the head of the nail

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  26. That reminds me of why I never took many classes in the subject of art

    I can barely draw a cartoon heart

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    1. You and me both
      Anything I draw quickly heads south

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  27. Very interesting a-z blog with the rhymes. I like that.

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    1. I rhyme here everyday
      So it has to be done as I go about the a to z and play

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  28. I'm loving the art - especially the one that might or might not be a cactus. And the rhyming. Excellent post! Happy A-Z challenge!

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    1. haha might be a cactus might be something else though
      Although if it is one might not want to know

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  29. Great art there to accompany the rhymes. Awesome.

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    1. Everything is accompanied by rhyme at my sea
      For it has to come out that way at bush number three

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  30. I got doorstep and trailer right. And Moses did not divide the Red Sea, he parted it. You is a bad Cat, not knowing basic Bible trivia.

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    1. we shall send him to Pope to Rome, the cat could do some preaching :)

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    2. Don't kill the messenger for not knowing the bible
      For the cat is not liable
      It was Blabber who drew that for divide
      I just would have used a math sign with pride..haha

      Pfft the cat will eat his hat
      How about that?

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    3. you'll get a prize from me if you do that, Pope is our enemy, always was always will be: check it out if you don't believe me:

      http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/real-dark-side-of-the-force.jpg

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    4. hahaha oh I believe you
      What sort of prize will come due?
      The cat will chew up his robe as well
      And leave a pringle can at his cell
      If the prize is grand
      The can will also be filled with stuff from my litter box land

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    5. you will get lifelong quantities of chocolate milk and we'll thrown in some golden yarn for you to play with :) and you get Pope's red Prada shoes if we don't sell them to feed Somalia.

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    6. Ok that is surely worth it
      For the golden yarn will be quite the hit
      I'll even let you sell the shoes
      Just keep the cat out of the news

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  31. Stick figure art is so cool. Reminds me of that old show Simon that used to be on PBS way back when I was much, much younger. It's funny so many want to see the cat's art--which would be neat, but I must tell a short tale I have. My previous cat, misfit, who was purchased as a girl, but later we found out was a boy, anyhow, another story, but he walked his paws into some tar and then accidentally walked across a sketchpad I had. Long, long time ago. But the prints were interesting indeed. In fact I wish I had saved that book to scan and then show, but unless it's hidden someplace I don't know, that cat's art is no more. So yeah, point of the story is, if a cat wants to paint, it just needs to dance in a can, then run around as much as he can, until a design appears on the page before, but a warning, the cleaning of the paws does take some time, and cats tend to scratch when humans try to bathe them.

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    1. LOL yeah I know they bathing part
      As with that they take scratching to heart
      I wonder what such art would fetch from the upper class
      After all they buy that abstract crap that looks like ass
      So who knows maybe a famous arty fartsy cat I could be
      Adding to the rhyme of bush number three

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  32. wow what a talented cat...my free hand stuff is of a similar quality, I just never realised it might of been my feline side

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    1. You would never know as your are grand
      Even if you cheat a little in your land..haha

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  33. I felt like I was playing a game of Draw Something - what fun!!!

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    1. haha well it is a game called isketch that we play
      Once in a while at our bay

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  34. Awesome Art and loved your ending, LOL!

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    1. The ending comes each time
      With the little rhyming ass and seasonal chime..haha

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  35. That was very fun and creative. I've seen worse art, too.

    xoRobyn

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    1. LOL I have seen worse art as well
      It comes from Pat drawing at our cell..haha

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  36. Someone had a grand time drawing! Keep trying...

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    1. Yeah one should keep trying
      Even if eyes are prying

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  37. I had a great time reading this post. This blog definitely gives you something to boast! I found it on the A to Z list. I'm glad this is something I didn't miss.

    Good luck with the rest of the challenge! :)

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    1. Glad it was fun
      As I went on an artful rhyming run
      Here it is such a thing every day
      As I continue to rhyme away

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  38. Now that's what I call a talented cat! I like the flower in the shoe. My son made one of those once.

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    1. hahaha I bet your son's prob looked better too
      That is sad but true..haha

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  39. Well, thanks to you I now know I have no future whatsoever in art. I didn't guess any of them correctly. I thought #3 was a dog. Sheesh.

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    1. Glad I could help you check off one thing you shouldn't do
      Although you might want to base it off anothers art, it is true..haha

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    2. you know, Cat, Jeremy's little avatar always draws my Royal attention. He is just soo perdy, I swear he is :)

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    3. Yeah all cgi-ed and such it looks like a bit
      I can see why it is a hit

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    4. well, he can hit me any time, I wouldn't really complain :)

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    5. Not even if it left a bruise on you?
      For all to see and view

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    6. me wouldn't be My Imperial Naughtiness, if I cared much about bruises in the heat of the night :)

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    7. Hmmm I guess not
      Maybe you are really some regenerating robot

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    8. sorry, to many mistakes in the comment :)
      In other news, I'm now stalking Jeremy at Facebook too :) and I'd stalk the cat too, if he has the profile there :)

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    9. hahaha wow you are a real stalker
      And quite the gawker
      The cat is on there still I think somewhere
      My I never ever use that stupid facebook lair
      So will stay right here
      And send out a tweet once in a while from my rhyming rear

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    1. Thanks glad you like the book
      Besercules and I could up at our nooks

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  41. I managed to identify the trailer . . .

    Love your start to the A-Z Challenge!


    The Golden Eagle
    The Eagle's Aerial Perspective

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    1. Glad you got one that I gave a run
      Beats many who tried under my sun

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    1. Looks like you could win
      Champion of the art shown at my bin

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  43. Awesome drawings cat! I got a few, but then again I'm clearly not as awesome as you.

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    1. haha not as awesome as me
      Pffft I couldn't even get three..haha

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  44. Nice art show! Way to give it a go. :P

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    1. Yeah the art had to come
      But it was not from my little rhyming bum

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  45. What a great post! Thanks for making me smile :-)

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    1. Glad I could get a smile
      As I go the rhyming mile

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  46. Go Cat go! I actually did not think sex toy with the cactus photo. My son's been wearing a "Mr. Pickle" pen almost daily that he found and is evidently an antique. I was thinking sour pickle all the way.

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    1. haha well that is a good thing
      That your mind is not in the gutter at your wing
      Not sure I recall a Mr. Pickle pen
      Or ever seeing one at my den

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  47. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Can you teach me to draw
    Just like you?

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    1. Pffft I think you blow mine away
      Just looking at yours on your display

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  48. I was going to comment in rhyme
    but I just didn't have the time.
    Oh wait, I did rhyme after all,
    guess my writing muse was still on call.
    Great start to the A-Z!
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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    1. haha yes you did rhyme
      Even with an eaiser chime
      But it still counts either way
      Always fun when I rhyme lands in the comments at my bay

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  49. LOL! I can't even draw a stick figure. :)

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    1. hahaha neither can Pat
      He gets shown up by the cat

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  50. Me thinks you should stick to literary art rather than visual

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    1. Me thinks you are right
      For my art is even more of a fright

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  51. lol, you should really do this more often. Totally digging the drawings.

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    1. LOL you dig that art
      Hmmm maybe not so much if they were mine but I could do another part

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  52. Hahaha - best art show I'm been to in ages! Still wondering why you have Captain Kirk sitting in your library???

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    1. haha glad I could be the best
      Forget Kirk and the rest..haha

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  53. Damn, gotta try this A-Z challenge next year!

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    1. Yeah it is surely something to do
      Should be given a go by you

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  54. Well, I am proud to sat that I didn't get a single one right! LOL

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    1. LOL well at least you are proud
      And can say it loud

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  55. Your posts have taken so much thought. They are cool. Like the drawings.

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    1. Actually probably less thought then one might think
      For they don't bring me to the brink

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