Friday, April 6, 2012

Freckled Toxicant Might Make You Dead. If So Blame Fred!

For F the cat got freckled toxicant stuck in his head for some reason, maybe it's just that time of the season. But either way I saw the words in a verse by Fred and it stayed in my head. So why not see what master Google says about it around the rhyme time fire pit.

I guess it is a combination of something to do with genes. This must have to be deciphered by machines. For the cat has no idea what so ever, with this stuff he isn't so clever.

But this weird looking Johny 5 wannabe thing, will surely let the answers fling. Just type in the phrase and proceed to gaze. Okay, I know you are damn lazy. So I'll tell you, but it does seem a tad crazy.

First you will think you have wings and try to fly off of things. You won't even get to be like that Icarus guy, instead right away you will fall down and die.


All that will remain is your eye, from which will grow you back to being a girl or guy. Isn't that neat? That surely is a feat.

You may come back looking like this though. Just so you know. Don't judge the poor kitty or show any pity. For you would be pissed off too, if you had to use a sandbox for the loo.

Speaking of which, you'll feel a twitch. Then you might get a reverse case of seeing a mirage in front of you. It could be this and if you're a cat you'll surely hiss or feel bliss for now when going you won't miss.


But then you could look in the mirror and see that. For guys it might be liked at their mat and surely could beat a cat. As you humans just don't know where it is at. But for a lass there could be some sass especially when they look down below and a certain thing starts to show.

No matter the outcome of the re-growth for lad and lass both, things will get spaced out, as you try and move about. A round hallway could be fun. I bet it has actually been built by someone. But I digress, as there has to be a way out of this mess. Right? For freckled toxicant is such a plight.

Hey, slow down there trigger, no need to set in rigor. Put the knives down slowly and suck back some ravioli. Come on, put them back in their home. Okay, first you can kill that awful looking lawn gnome.

For the machine says this is the cure or the cause, so hold your applause. It kind of got jumbled up there at the end with the messages it decided to send. Either way isn't it shiny? It is supposed to be oh so tiny. So if you catch freckled toxicant one day and this was nowhere on display, you now know the cure for it. If it was on display and you caught it. Now's the time to have a fit. For other than letting it run its course and maybe feeling a bit of remorse, I have no idea if it will pass. But at least you now know about freckled toxicant thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Hahaha the eye's have it
      With this little fit

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  2. Great rhymes buddy, awesome contribution with the letter F!

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    1. I couldn't bring myself to use ummm truck
      I know what the puck

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  3. Yeah, that eye... and what's up with that guy?
    If you see gnome near your home.
    I say keep that knife in hand, and kill that little man!
    Okay, time for a few beers, and I shall pass out right here.

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    1. I will push you off my lawn
      If you're still there at dawn
      So walk a bit before you pass out
      Or you may end up giving a shout

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  4. I would sure be pissed off too if I had to use a sandbox for the loo in which I'd have to dump my....

    Sounds like I might have caught it, Pat!

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    1. LOL yes it looks like you caught the rhyme
      But not to eventually would just be a crime

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    2. I was gonna say poo but then I realized that's Dezzy's department. I also remembered Padded Cell Princess once used her vomit to get rid of some... poo. No sh@t!

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    3. I only say poo and poop when I'm around the treacherous cat :) He seems to like it even more than when I throw him a yarn to play with :)

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    4. LOL that is just nasty indeed
      And yes Dez has quite the poo like greed

      Sure blame the cat
      You just secretly like the strat

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    5. Hahahaha! It's like he's got this special equipment to overhear my every word, Pat! He is well and truly a spy. And a nasty one at that!

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    6. naughty not nasty, mind your vocabulary, oh Blue one :)

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    7. I think I will go with Blue
      As you are more nasty as speak of poo..haha

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    8. off course you would, wouldn't you? You're always deep into some high treason against My Naughtiness....

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    9. I will bring down your little two person show
      Especially since one is all gone and you are all alone trying to defend yourself against my rhyming flow

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  5. Ok, I still don't know what it is!! LMAO And that eye this is disgusting!!!! Eyes skeeve me. Did you ever see the peppermint patty commercial where the girl breathes in real deep and they zoom in on her eye ball? Bleh, I can't watch that!

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    1. LMAO truthfully I have no idea what it is either at my sea
      I just stole the words and used them with glee
      Stuck them in google and this is what came up
      We'll blame this one on some silly pup

      And yes of course I knew about the eye
      It's just like that one in the head of that gawker guy
      Not sure I have seen that one
      But I prob have and just can't remember giving it a run
      So what is worse the eye or the zombie feet
      Either one can't be a treat..haha

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    2. Maybe it all stems from the maloika!!!! You best watch out!!! LOL

      and the zombie feet never really got me. I mean, they were unpleasant, but on the computer screen they are ok. But an eye ball????? Bleh, gag, barff!!!

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    3. LMAO I need a horn to protect myself
      Here at my shelf
      You should send one up
      So I don't drop my cup
      Oh wait you do that anyway
      Hmmm maybe the maloika is at play..haha
      hahahahaha okay feet are better than an eyeball
      I will remember that at my hall..haha

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  6. Grow back from your eye?
    Could we choose to be a girl or a guy?
    I still would want to be a girl
    Put on a dress and give it a twirl.

    Loving your rhymes!!

    Cheers, Jenn
    http://www.wine-n-chat.com

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    1. Nope you don't have any say
      What pops from the eye is what you will be at your bay
      So hope it all comes back to you
      Or you could end up something they'll throw in a zoo..haha

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  7. ok its time to clarify, it moves from my eye to down below and makes things grow, but maybe not my gender yo, you have me scared in the thoughts you dared blare, and now i might be OCD too, and want no sad on my ass when i go loo

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    1. LMAO I scared you
      Wow that is tough to do
      Big points for me
      Today at my sea
      Although your twin will get a kick
      And sure come to pick
      At the ending you conveyed once more
      Which you oh so never ever do at my shore..haha

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    2. hahaha...oh, what can I say?
      he has a fetish at your bay!

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    3. LMAO yes he does indeed
      Maybe a shrink he might need

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  8. Happens to me with tunes. But the freckled has dire consequences....No sandbox loos for me, although I have Lewie the Loo at the ranch.

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    1. No sand loos for you
      But they are fun it's true
      You can dig and dig and dig away
      Then bury and you know and go about your day

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  9. ooh, that's one perdy white cat, is he a feline earl of a duke or something, he looks very noble, indeed!

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    1. Bah he is just the jester and that is it
      For any other cat makes this rhyming one have a fit

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    2. yes, my own cat, Budislava, also has fits when she sees or smells other cats, even her own kids, Nyazgul and Gurbangulie :)

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    3. He is nice to Cassie but that is it
      He does not like one other cat not one bit

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  10. On my way from A-Z
    Happy to say I like what I see;
    I'll be back another day
    To hear what the cat has to say.

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    1. The cat is here each day
      Rhyming away
      As one always comes due
      That is just simple and true

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  11. Freckled toxicant and eye ball
    I first hear at your hall
    Though it gave me the fright
    All I can say is Have a great day and night :-)

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    1. haha I first hear it thanks to fred
      And this is where it lead
      Beats me what it is
      But the cat still used it for his rhyming biz

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  12. I like these rhymes, well done!

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    1. WOW more words from R
      He is really going far

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  13. And here I thought that it was going to be
    you got lots of freckles on your nose and knees!
    But toxicant makes them sound kind of ick
    like something that would make you sick!

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    1. hahahaha well it could be
      For I have no idea what it means at all at my sea
      So you can go ahead and pretend that is what it is
      Still sounds like quite the icky biz..haha

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  14. The EYE definitely ain't pretty,
    It's a little bit too creepy!

    Something alphabetical going on here? Haven't been around in awhile...

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    1. Yep a creepy eye indeed
      All better take heed
      And yeah a lot are doing posts from A to Z
      At each and every blog tree

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  15. ::running away from the eye and the evil kitty::
    Have a great rhyming weekend :)

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    1. Don't fall when you run
      That would not be fun

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    1. Yep it is quite freaky
      At least the cat isn't umm shrieky

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    1. Lots of F words come
      And no one gave the bad one a hum..haha

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  18. danm!!%&%& what is this Pat??

    AFter all have a nice day
    and experience spring before you have a fling! ha!!

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    1. hahaha I made you swear once more
      At my shore
      That is so fun
      To have done

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  19. I run one of my computers 24/7 to process the foldings and mis-foldings for an international computing research project looks just like that first picture lol

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    1. LOL wow you are into it all
      Research and aliens at you hall
      Must be quite fun
      To have such a thing to run

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    2. lol thanks for the reply

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    3. That cat will always reply
      Sometimes late but always on the fly

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  20. Grow back from your eye???? If you grow back all pink does that mean you had the dreaded "pink-eye"??

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    1. Hmmmm that could very well be the case
      If so, stay far far away from my place..haha

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  21. Okay. That eyeball was just a little freaky. No wonder it produced a frighteningly frazzled feline!

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    1. Lots more F's at my shore
      The eyeball brought them on galore

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  22. Ow. That picture of the swollen eye make mine water.

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    1. LOL sorry for making you cry
      Although that is quite funny to this guy

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  23. That eye is going to haunt me all day. Ugh.

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    1. Maybe it will give you another dream
      For the A to Z team..haha

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  24. The distorted hallway reminds me of a nightmare...

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    1. Yeah it did to me as well
      Or some drugged enduced thing from a loony bin cell

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    1. The eyes certaintly have it indeed
      As the eye seems to stick out at my feed

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  26. That IS one scary looking eyeball. Hope mine don't look like that, or, make me a zombie, even a cat ;)

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    1. Hahaha you don't want to be a cat
      Geez I guess we'll leave that to Pat

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  27. That eyeball, I need that eyeball for my left socket. Then I'd match! Find the fur-bearer that furiously flaunts that freaky focal flesh and fling him to my Frankenstein's fortress in Florence.

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    1. Well it is all yours to be had
      If you want the eyeball that's prob been used a tad
      And quite the friggin F display
      Nicely done I will say

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  28. oh man... now I just want to watch Short Circuit

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    1. Yeah that was one damn good movie I will say
      Watched it quite a few times at my bay

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  29. That eyeball is seriously freaky . . .

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    1. Freaky but not as bad as zombie feet
      Those things would make you forgo a treat

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  30. My eyes are sore
    But I'll read more
    Your rhyming ass
    Is best in class!

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    1. Hope your eyes pull through
      And no poppping comes due
      That would just be eww
      Sad but true

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  31. Just plain creepy, Pat. And, I did the Google search - you'll be happy two know that your site was the first top two hits followed by Dez in third and fourth...very nice!

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    1. Yippeeee now for freckled toxicant all can find me
      Score another google takeover for my sea

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  32. Just love the freckled toxicant, how it sounds and here what you've done. my little mind continued to ponder, upon each of the photos you here did offer, and noticed plenty of F words hidden within. Here are just a few of them. 1. A kind of Flowchart 3. Food, for the cat anyhow 4. Focus and 5. of course, feline…yeah that cat looks a little miffed and that sand dune, does look like a cat's dream litter box, perhaps without the pounding heat, probably not too kind upon their padded feet

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    1. Hmmm never really took stock
      Of the F's as I gave the photo's a walk
      I suppose there are quite a few
      Good catch by you
      And yeah a little breeze
      And they would use that litter box with ease

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  33. The red and green in the eye might make some readers want to cry

    but I for one enjoy seeing christmas colors, so it must be Santa's eye!

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    1. LOL I never thought of that
      But that surely amuses the cat...hahaha

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  34. Ravioli?, im guessing your hidden codes...
    Your commenters are a Rosetta stone.
    Cure the cause, cure the disease.
    take your cat with fleas on knees
    eighties robots tell a tale
    looking to hit the head on the nail
    my rhymes may stink
    but some may think
    the rhyming cat
    co-inky -dink.

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    1. You're rhyme were just fine
      And yes for a line
      I may just use one or ten
      Who come to visit my den
      As they stick in my brain
      As I go down the rhyming lane

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  35. Man alive, freckled toxicant, I hope I can sleep tonight without having nightmares.
    On the other hand, great rhyming.

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    1. I'm sure the nightmares won't come
      If so feel free to blame my little rhyming bum

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  36. Aren't garden gnomes a protected species in some jurisdictions? I should consult my local laws before using your bladed advice.

    Enjoy your weekend Pat.

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    1. hahaha you'd be the one do know
      Let me know too at my show
      I don't want to get thrown in jail
      That would surely be a fail

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  37. "Put the knives down slowly and suck back some ravioli" that line made me chuckle! I couldnt tell if you were trying to get me to choke or you just maybe arent a fan of chewing ravioli?

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    1. LMAO the cat leaves it open to all
      To interpret how they wish at his hall

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  38. I wonder if most people will derive
    the meaning of the name "Johnny 5."
    For I've seen that flick, you see
    and know what it means to yell, "Stephanie!!!"

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    1. Pretty soon many prob will
      For something that is not a thrill
      To my little rhyming ass
      Has come to pass
      As they a remaking it
      Causing me a fit

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  39. Wow that was really good! Enjoyed reading your rhyme:)

    And can I say I love love love your blog skin? It's sooooo awesome! Haha the background picture is exactly where I want to live in, and I could live there forever:P

    Stopping by via the A-Z Challenge,

    Victoria from Always a Booklover

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    1. Yeah such a room would surely be nice
      Might cost a fine price
      But as a nice little cave
      I'd take it to sit here and rant and rave

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  40. Freckled... can only expect such words from you for A-Z challenge :P

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    1. LOL yep such words will come and go
      Daily here at my show
      Which you surely know
      Considering my rhyming flow

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