Thursday, April 26, 2012

I Doubt The W Fooled You! But Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

Robbie Raisin here to spread the W cheer. For when we are done you will Whoopdi Friggin Doo under the sun. You will Whoopdi Friggin Doo in the rain and on a train. It will be engrained in your brain, so suffer one and all as Robbie Raisin goes down the Whoopdi Friggin Doo lane.

The Following Advertisement Has Been Paid For By The Whoopdi Friggin Doo Society Of Wherever. Yes, They Think Their Name Is Clever.

Are you ready?
Keep your hand steady.
For this deal,
Is TOTALLY unreal.

For a limited time,
To all but a mime,
This offer will astound.
Nowhere else can it be found!

Thanks to Whoopdi Friggin Doo,
You have this to view.
Whoopdi Friggin Doo,
Gives you a clue.

Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
We want to help you.
No shiny loo?
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

Need some super glue?
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Would you like some stew?
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

This deal is so outrageous,
Whoopdi Friggin Doo will be contagious.
We will spread like wildfire,
Like the rubber tire.

Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Will protect you.
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Will serve you.

Your bill past due?
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Nothing you say is true?
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

For now is your chance to change,
Go all home on the range.
Become a slacker,
Instead of a rat race attacker.

Was that an achoo?
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
You like to moo?
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

For with this power,
All will cower.
You can take it in the shower,
Use it to plant a pretty flower.

Order this very moment, at this very time,
Because of this very chime.
And you will get not one, but two!
Thanks to Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

That is not all though.
Rhyme and yell Whoopdi Friggin Doo at you show.
And you will get THREE!
Whoopdi Friggin Doo is surely nice to thee.

For a one time payment of $925.24,
You will receive all three to your shore.
Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
Accepts cash, credit and checks too.

Thank you for your genourous payment,
Now here is your product to make others get bent.
For this AMAZING product can only be bought here.
And now you have it to strike fear.

Go out into the street,
Waiting to meet and greet.
Then pull out your pringle can full of cat poo,
Finally throw it and shout Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

Now you know all you need to,
If not, Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
No refunds either will come due.
Enjoy your purchase from Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

Whoopdi Friggin Doo does not take responsibilty for stupid people, doing stupid things, with the stupid pringle cans full of poo. If you get it trouble and turn blue well Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

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The cat had to take a rest and I am sure Robbie Raisin tried his best. I guess Whoopdi Friggin Doo passes the W test. Are you Whoopdi Friggin Doo-ing like all the rest? Now all will Whoopdi Friggin Doo in mass and it is such fun to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

133 comments:

  1. Now any time somebody says something stupid today, the temptation to burst out "Whoopdi Friggin Doo," will be there I can assure you. Loved it Pat, I cannot wait to see what you do with X tomorrow, I'm pretty excited for it which is kind of weird haha, this is now to be feared.

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    1. Excited for X you say
      Well it will be quite the display
      May not make a whole lot of sense
      But not much does on my side of the fence
      Good luck telling all
      Whoopdi friggin doo at your hall

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  2. So he is telling me that people who "moo" for fun can buy his product, but a mime can't????? I don't like that. Me and my mime crew will be showing up with picket signs and chants demanding equal rights!!!!!! Sigh...

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    1. Sorry, it's the cat's way or the highway
      No equal rights for mimes at my bay
      They are somewhere between Amoeba things
      And those rats with wings
      But if you french moo
      Maybe I can get him to give a discount to you?
      Wouldn't you like that
      A discounted can of strat?..LMAO

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    2. I don't want anything in a pringle can b/c it will cause cancer!! Awful chemicals in those chips. Me and my army of my mimes will be lobbying in the White House for equal rights. Maybe, if I try heard enough, I can get the painted mutes to do a French moo for the president. It would surely help our case!!!! Leave the mimes alone!!!!

      Rats w/ rings? Would that be a pidgeon? lol

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    3. but Jax, dear, did you forget that your mime crew cannot chant, demanding anything? lol. :)

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    4. I will speak loudly enough for all of them!!! LOL

      But, they can make noises, right??? LOL They can moo with a French accent if they try really really hard!!

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    5. LOL even if I put a banana in the pringle can?
      Then you'd be a fan
      Pfft everything causes cancer now a days
      You have enough with the sun's rays..haha
      Lobby the white house all you like
      For the cat can still tell the mimes to take a hike
      As Canada doesn't recognize such a thing
      So waste of effort at your wing..haha
      Yep a pidgeon that would be
      I know those you like to see

      LOL until you lose your voice
      Then to be a mime also you will have no choice
      Nope they aren't allowed to make a peep
      Not even a little beep

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    6. Oh, don't do it Jax
      loose your voice and go on the mime attack?
      Pat will have to lock you in a box.
      one with locks.
      hahaha.
      Just let them moo in french
      as they sit on a pretend bench.

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    7. While I'll kick them over
      Or hire a butt sniffing rover
      As that fake bench won't work
      When I push them down with a smirk

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  3. Whoopdi Friggin Do, I'm as confused as an emu!

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    1. That is pretty sad
      I hope your emu self is at least rad

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  4. Definitely gotta get me some!

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    1. Good luck
      I ear they are sold out but have ground chuck

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  5. Cat we'll know by the comments just who is paying attention. You should have a warehouse full of Pringle cans filled with poo by now. Are you going to charge extra for the petrified poo you collect? I've got piles of your poo all over my blog why would I need to buy it? And that poo is starting to get real stinky and some if is runny so bring your damn Pringle cans over and clean that mess up!

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    1. This stuff is one of a kind poo
      Each one made especially different for each to view
      A little extra flavour in every smell
      You'll think you've died and gone to Hell
      Doesn't that sound grand
      And nope, all the pringles cans are full at my land
      You will have to scoop
      The piles of poop

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    2. I never pay attention to cat's rants, I say it openly that I never read his rhymes, I just appear here acting that I do :) I tried once, but it gave me headaches, although it's possible I had my PMS that day too, and cat's rant didn't help at all.

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    3. Well darling it's not that hard to fake that you've read him. But I'm sure he's used to having women fake orgasms so he probably doesn't even notice.

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    4. 'tis true, he probably eats fake Pringles too...

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    5. So much faking around here
      I just give you my rhyming rear
      And will pm gas you
      And am poo in your view
      How about that?
      Watch where you step at my mat

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    6. When I skim read Pat's rhymes I regret it
      I love his lines you can bet it.

      Seriously Pat, I may occasionally skim read your writings if I'm in a hurry or something but it's becoming less and less frequent because when I do that if I actually properly read a line I'm so impressed and regret reading the whole thing.

      Pat Hatt's rhymes are so awesome.
      I mean this and I'm not playing possum.

      I'm on a roll haha

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    7. haha sometimes life takes place
      And one must go at a steady pace
      Plus the cat doe blab on
      Here at my lawn
      You just need to learn to read fast
      That is how the cat has a blast
      Going around to each and every sea
      And blabbing at them with glee

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    8. OK, how much did you pay the Waffles guy to sing you this ode, cat? :PP

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    9. Maybe he fell back to the liquor
      Or a niceness decided to flicker

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    10. I bet he gets paid in syrup and butter. lol.

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    11. LOL that would make sense I suppose
      It is even delivered by crows

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    12. The cat paid out damn and good.
      With a toy and some Whiskas cat food :)

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    13. a toy? Hope the cat didn't use it on himself before giving it to you, Waffles :PPP

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    14. LOL you will never know
      It also gives off a nice glow

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  6. Whoopdi Friggin do will now be my phrase of the day!
    These things happen when I visit this bay!
    Whoopdi friggin do! What more can I say?
    I will serve up some whoopdi friggin do on a tray!

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    1. It is fun to say
      Will scare some away
      But whoopdi friggin doo
      They just don't have a clue

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  7. What's with Pringles can and obession with scat? Got to be a story behind this? Mime, do they have telephones in their home, I wish I were a mime just to avoid telemarketing calls. Whooping frigging doo seems too pricey, for that reason I should say NO.

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    1. The story to that can be found in the comment sections of myself, Dez and the cats pages. It's part of the ongoing drama of The Alliance vs The Arse Licking Cat. Truly we do this every day and people come in through Dez's page to our pages just to read about our rivalry. The poo in the Pringles can is an ongoing joke

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    2. Poor Canadian. Or should I say Poo Canadian.
      Pat, looks like you are one man army.

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    3. Oh he makes up for what he lacks in popular support with his vicious cruelty toward me and Dez. Really, the Alliance will be doing the world a favor by stopping this feline offender from spreading his poo around the globe.

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    4. You don't want a whoopdi friggin doo?
      Can't say I blame you
      And as for the poo
      Blame the alliance for that coming due
      They started it
      Every single bit
      But they will NEVER get rid of the cat
      And I will squash the alliance flat

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    5. If I had to buy poo for 1000 dollars I would have saved all the diapers. :) Doesnt matter who started it, I wish you the best.
      Good luck Scat! sorry Cat!

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    6. hahaha but a rhyming cat's poo is so rare
      It is worth it I swear..haha

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    7. I don't believe it.... it's that word again. Here's a suggestion: remember that bubba guy talking about twenty thousand types of shrimp? Seems to me the same could be done with Dezzy's favorite word. What do you think?

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    8. Well we will have to make sure he can say it in more than one way though
      For poo or poop is all he is able to show

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  8. You neglected to put the payment instructions in there. Lol

    Not that I'll be flinging cat Doo anytime soon.

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    1. Damn! I guess you will just have to pay the cat
      By sending one of those rich dreams to his mat

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  9. Nice words combined with great rhymes!

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    1. Dez can't count
      As he got the wrong amount
      There were six words today
      From R at my bay

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    2. that must be some kind of record there
      for R talking at your lair!

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    3. I will keep track
      From now on at my shack

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    4. of course I can't count, I'm a divine creature, we don't work as cashiers and counters :)

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    5. And you're all hear
      So can't even use your fingers and toes I fear

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  10. you know, cat, there isn't a day that I don't ask myself - what is this cat on? :P

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    1. He eats regurgitated cat nip. He forces one of the other cats to eat it then he sticks his paw down it's throat to make it throw up. And then he lets it dry and smokes it like weed. He's disgusting.

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    2. oh, lord, I just knew it that he's on drugs. I hope he doesn't deal the stuff in his neighbourhood too!

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    3. He sells it to little children and then uses the money to buy cat porn. It's shameful the things he does, just shameful

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    4. well having in mind he hasn't been around all day long, I bet he's reading that cat porn now.....

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    5. The new edition of Pussy's Galore was just too good to pass up
      The cat looked at it over and over as he sipped from his cup
      And lit up his cat nip reguritated from Miss Priss
      Oh the bliss

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    6. hope you didn't use the cup for anything else but drinking....

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    7. Nope no American Pie moment for the cat
      He is snip snip at his mat

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    8. ah, darn, and I was about to record it all with hidden cameras at your bay! Marta Stewart wants to pay me huge money for your American Pie :))

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    9. Well if you split it with me
      I will record it with glee

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  11. Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
    An innocent enough chant
    But watch it, it's poo
    Don't get caught for one
    As they try to sneak you
    Just for the fun!

    Hank

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    1. Yes don't get caught
      It would stink alot
      And look nasty too
      If it were to come due

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  12. I'm going to be saying this all day!

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    1. The cat and his saying is slowly taking over
      He will defeat all including rover

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    1. An A you say?
      That just delights at my bay

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  14. whoopdi frickin doo, a can filled with poo, how am i to choose who should win this battle, whose count to rattle with just one or both, this might go south, but whoopdi frickin doo, someone will boo hoo, but always have a can of poo

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    1. One can never boo hoo
      With a can of poo
      It will cause no one to be blue
      As they take a view
      And then get a good whiff
      Making things go stiff

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  15. But I only have 925.23

    I need a money tree

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    1. Damn so close
      Maybe you could add a dead mouse

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  16. A pringle can of cat poo... thanks for that mental image.

    I'm mentally scarred by you
    Whoopdi Friggin Doo

    :(

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    1. haha I'm sure that is not the case
      As you do much at your place
      But if I did
      Whoopdi friggin doo I won't flip my lid

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  17. Cat you will go far in the corporate world. A rising shiny star. When he begins his training program, my Cody Dog will be in line to apply. She has some ideas about fire hydrants but loves the Whoopdi Friggin Doo.

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    1. haha the cat will save a place
      So your dog can join the rat race
      And help take over all
      From the cat's corporate hall

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  18. Yikes, I'm glad Robbie Raisin is only around for the day - I don't want any cat poo - petrified or otherwise.

    =)

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    1. Every time the cat comes to your page he leaves a little poo behind him. Haven't you noticed the stink on your reply buttons? Dez and I are forever having to clean his odor away after he leaves out pages.

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    2. we might start selling the cat's odour to perfume companies. If they buy musk from deer balls and umbra from whale's vomit, they might like the cat's poo smell too :)

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    3. Robbie Raisin will return
      To make your nostrils burn

      A little stink never hurts anyone
      The cat doesn't leave a ton
      And if whale sperm and lamb placenta can be sold
      Cat pringle can poo is pure gold

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  19. Replies
    1. It could be more
      But I had it one sale at my shore

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  20. a can full of poo
    a scatological coup
    Whoopdi Friggin Doo
    who freakin' knew?

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    1. Whoopdi friggin doo is taking over all
      As they comment at my hall
      Such fun to see
      Causes glee

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  21. You know what I have to say about this outrageous deal they are offering? Whoopdi Friggin Doo.

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    1. I know that means you are in
      Filling the cat's money tin

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  22. Pat Hatts post is better then most!
    Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
    Bersercules can't rhyme the word doo!
    Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

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    1. You can't rhyme doo?
      Shame on you
      Who knew
      Not even the loo
      Well don't be blue
      Just give a whoopdi friggin doo

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  23. Whoopdi Friggin Doo!
    and when I'm asked by who?
    I would say it isn't time
    to line up the rhyme.

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    1. Well whoopdi friggin doo
      The rhyme is in my view
      It came from you
      At my zoo

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  24. Haha. I did not guess right, I thought for sure you'd go down the work sight, with another tale in the saga that is flappy. But old raisin and his deals. The opening here really reminded me of this guy Crazy Eddie, has stores throughout new york and jersey and we used to get the commercials all the time. It will be interesting what you do, for X, y a z, hopefully not a return to the zebra thing lol

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    1. haha I saw Crazy Eddie commercials once or twice
      He seemed crazy and not nice
      X, y and z
      Will be a sight to see
      And nope no zebra return
      Flappy hasn't been around to make me feel ear burn
      So zombie feet it will have to be
      Here at bush number three..haha

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    2. oh no, not the zombie feet again…well ok, but just don't break out the scratch n' sniff technology for this one haha

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    3. hahaha no scratch n sniff
      For not even those I would want to whiff

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  25. Thank you for my new catch phrase: Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

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    1. You stealing from the cat
      You know he will charge for that..haha

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  26. Aw, come on! Why are you leaving out the mime, again? Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

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    1. Stop helping the mime
      The cat will make that a crime..haha

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  27. I was just outside picking dandelions for Nugget and saw Marmy catch the red admiral butterfly! Oh no! It is no more. Wonder if it tasted good. A little fuzzy I would think. Oh dear. ha.

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    1. hahaha see the cat just knew
      Such a thing would come due
      The butterfly should have left your bay
      For it did not have a nice day
      Marmy is a killer
      And such a thriller

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    2. Marmy has been staying in the house at night.
      he must be up reading your comments at my site.
      Remembered how tasty that other one was
      and today all it took was one little buzz.
      hahahaha.

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    3. haha yeah it was kind of strange
      That once I said it he did it at your range
      I guess he is either reading the comments from me at your sea
      Or has some kind of esp

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    4. No, it's you that has the esp
      predicting what will be!
      at least I can get you back
      with the brain tour attack!

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    5. Seems I can predict quite well
      Maybe I should start charging for such a spell

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  28. The Whoopdi Friggin Doo Society Of Wherever...haha..just love it..

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    1. haha well it is all over the place
      And whoopdi friggin doo's at a steady pace

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  29. I'm confused.
    But that's nothing new.
    I'd rather be a mime
    Then eat from a Pringles can,
    With or without the cat poo.

    xoRobyn

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    1. I like to confuse
      And maybe abuse
      And no pringle cans for you
      Hmph I guess I will have to give something new

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  30. Well, dang. It's just been a whoopdi friggin doo day all around. =D

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    1. A whoopdi friggin doo everywhere
      It seems to be at my lair

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  31. Ha..ha....you made my day or night Pat ~

    Sign me up and I appreciate your advice by the way ~

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    1. Day or night
      Must have been quite the sight
      For I made you not know
      What time it was at your show..haha
      Sign you up too
      I'll even wrap it in a bow for you..haha
      Advice the cat can give too
      Is that is just what he does at his zoo

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  32. Nearly 1000 bucks!! better be really good

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    1. It's really good poo
      That much is true

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  33. Whoopdi Friggin'
    That'll do
    for the wayward brother
    of Scooby Doo.

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    1. haha and I didn't need to cheat
      To use such a feat
      Unlike someone
      Who gave him a run

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  34. Whoopdi friggin doo...no to poo in the pringle cans...please.... LOL

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    1. LOL I could just toss one across the pond to you
      As you are close to my loo haha

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  35. I'm in. I'm in.
    Send me a bin.

    Wait, or should I?? :)

    xo

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    1. haha judging from the crowd
      You should take a can of poo and be proud

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  36. The Pringles can line seems to be getting lots of attention from your readers. Though I was considering a salty chip snack, I have abandoned those plans after this post.

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    1. hahaha sorry about that
      But at least I save you from some fat

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  37. I have to use Whoop di friggin doo sometime in my day.I can think of a number of bad taste scenarios.
    'Car crash, urh leg broke ...well whoop di friggin doo'.
    ' plane crash..ground so close... not made peace with family..well whoo di..urk'.
    It is a good defence against advertising which as you pointed is false with its praise of its whoop di doo products.
    Wait..a hula hoop with a wig on it next to a tv playing scooby doo...no i wont tell that joke.

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    1. hahaha yeah there are plenty of times where whoopdi friggin do
      Can be used it is true
      And I could not resist at my shore
      Making fun of those bad advertising plots forever more

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  38. I wonder if Scooby Doo
    ever says whoopdi friggin do.
    ha.

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    1. I can honesty say no
      As I've watched that show

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  39. Wow, I've never beheld so many of those in one place!

    Whoop-ti-doo's and Yada-yada-yada's should race!

    I bet Blah-bity-blah wouldn't even place.

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    1. Nope the whoopdi friggin doo's would win
      All thanks to the cat giving them a spin

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  40. The whoopdi friggin do is so catchy
    that it doesn't matter if it's a can of cat poo.

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    1. It doesn't matter you say?
      Looks like my job is done at my bay

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  41. you should consider becoming an ad man

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    1. Maybe I could make a lot of dough
      You never know

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  42. And what do we do when the Dezz uses his favorite word... poo?
    Whoopdi Friggin Doo?

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    1. haha that sounds like a plan
      For that poo fan

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