I figured it was time to pull a movie/episode title thing with all the labels I gave a ring. So L if for the LABELS of my blog, in case you are lost in the fog. I went down the list that nice, considerate (rolls eyes) blogger saves for us and don't worry, only a few cuss. Not that any mind with the daily send off for my behind. Now let's see what can be done, as the labels are spun.
Longer than a Twitter tweet,
But Flappy has me beat.
Thankfully with Kelly Brook,
There is an Increase at my nook.
The Zebra Thong might come into play,
Maybe the Wallpaper might fray.
That was some Fake News,
No real Sweet Lust to give you the blues.
Thank your Lucky Charms,
As some Jiggle Jugs might break your arms.
Or Zombies will just have a treat,
Hint! Fruit Loops they do not eat.
Although they can have the Postage Machine,
It makes Error 503 seem serene.
You want some Canadian/American Humor?
Well Whoopdi Friggin' Doo, go shag a baby boomer.
Watch out for Ass Bites though.
Some funky Anagram may flow.
Leaving you a Twisted T,
As you listen to the Rhyme Time Theme at my sea.
The Density of Water escapes me,
Right! It equals Boss Hogg above the knee.
Was that a Slamdunk?
Or do my Rhyme Sayings leave you in a funk?
Did I screw up your Robot Car?
Could always go to a Dogs bar.
But watch of for the Germs.
And remember those Fart Rules worms.
Insults seem to be coming.
Like Asteriods they are humming.
It's the End of The World for all.
What To Do at your hall?
Avoid Toxic States,
Snatch some Squirrels with your mates,
Then go to a Funny Named Town,
And grab a Catwoman gown.
Slap some Bumper Stickers on your rump,
Give off Cat Meows as you jump,
Hail the mighty Zeus,
Watch Drazin ride a moose.
Avoid thin walls best you can,
And join up with that Stretch Armstrong man.
Yap about some Episode Titles of some show,
Then find Saints Row.
Congrats! You slipped past the Cages,
And all the Illegal stages.
While the Bugs watched the world end,
You now can log onto Blogger and hit send.
Look at that? You now have a plan from the cat, with plenty of Face it Facts on how to survive world ending acts. Not where I planned to go, as I wanted to hog all those tips at my show. But I guess I can share for I have plenty of other plans at my lair. So the labels have come to pass and now I go off with no labels attached to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.