That makes two that have now come due here at my zoo. Maybe one day there could be one based on one of you. Scary thought right? Could cause a fright. But on with the S show I now must go.
So for S today at my bay I figured why not go all search term once more, as it's been a month or two since my last encore. For those not in the know these are the terms that bring the oh so wise people from search engines to my show.
I Need A Hiatus On Gas From My Little Rhyming Ass!
"how to get rid of gas naturally"
Do I look like I have the answer to that? You need a doctor and not a cat. Of course maybe if you stopped holding it in the gas would naturally pass at your bin.
"next time you fart"
What do you want to do? Do you want to go all A to Z to? That would be quite fun, farting A to Z must be given a run.
"how to get rid of back gas pains"
Umm am I just too young for this? Is this a real kind of not so bliss? Because if you back can get gas I say you need to have it pass.
Do I even want to know? Is this the best day to let your gas flow? Who is the expert on this stuff? I guess they think I am as they ask enough.
Advice You Should Really Read Twice
"you aren't going to get the butt you want by sitting on the one you"
I think they got cut off but don't scoff. I'm sure you can figure out that last part, just think of the above, i.e. the place you fart.
"rats will rat snakes will hiss"
And duck's will quack while a penguin will stab you in the back. See I can do it too here at my zoo.
"blow me it's the weekend"
Now how can you pass up these wise words? It will provoke the singing of the birds. Or maybe just get you a smack upside the head and maybe even shot dead.
"go to the hell"
Someone is a tad upset. I guess they don't like a rhyming pet. Although with the "the" in there it's not quite as threatening to be fair.
"don't be too sweet, it will suck"
If taken the right way this could be correct in its display but then who knows for some weirdos is probably having toe sucking woes.
"some girls really suck.........some guys really suck.........."
That they do. In more ways than one too. But we won't go there the go to the hell guy might come back and swear.
These Guests Think They Can Make Requests
"videos of the rhyme my hands on my head hands on myself"
You will not find such a video at my show. But watch where you put those hands though. You don't want to video such an act and that is a fact.
Why even try? Saying this name will make you die. Go eat some pie and look at the fluffy clouds in the sky.
"monologues about furbys"
Is there seriously such a thing? Who would give furbies such a ring? That is just sad especially since it's probably a thirty year old lad.
And then requests just picked up speed from there making me want to swear.
"garfield picking his nose"
"guy laughing and slobbering"
"cartoon picture of small blue bouncy ball"
"guys with nice pecs"
"air canada book ticket"
"fly with a bow-tie"
"animals with huge tongues"
"gadget from rescue rangers nude"
"lady with small teeth"
"a shark eating someone"
"funny guy laughing and pointing"
"a rhyming about suck a thumb"
This one I guess I can do for a rhyme is okay compared to what the rest of that stuff would bring into my view.
Add some rum,
Chew some gum.
Eat some plums,
Pop a tums
Or beat to a different drum,
And simply suck your thumb.
The IQ Points Drop As Each One Is A Flop
"ball go up and down"
Really? I thought it could walk. Now that is a shock.
Nod and agree is all you'll get from me.
"pissing in his ass"
Just plain ewww and if this is something you do. Take a hike from my shore and don't ever come back for an encore.
"dumb sayings to say"
So you want to be more dumb? Come now, don't be glum. Just looking for such a thing grants you the crown of dumb. You surely must be brain numb.
"choke on a ropetake a long walk off a sort pier meaning"
So you don't know what they mean? I guess if I told you to pound sand you wouldn't think that to was obscene?
"booger on my finger and won't come off flash page"
Does this make any sense? This guy is kind of dense. Maybe just type flashy booger next time and you'll go get your answer from a mime.
"what kind of cat is mine"
You really expect to find out by typing that? I sooo pity your poor cat.
"bla bla chat"
Go talk to a sheep even if you are a creep. I think the bla bla and the baa baa will get along great. I hope once you go in they lock the gate.
"cartoon don't you ignore me"
You realize you are talking to a dead tree at best right? Maybe you need to adjust your sight or at least get a bigger TV. For then you can yell at it and even hump the cartoon for free.
And it was a tough pick for many had to IQ of a stick but the winner this time of the search engine chime. Is this searcher below for their search simply gives off a low IQ glow.
"what does a condom look like"
Hmm I never showed that here at my sea but I'm pretty sure it looks like a bee. Maybe it looks like a hotdog hmmm or maybe a log. Maybe some bark with some bite to leave a mark. I just don't know. Sorry, I guess my IQ is just so low. That was obviously some sarcasm sass and so ends this search engine edition of those who find my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Experience spring, have a fling.