Corny Thorny went to the store,
Corny Thorny got stuck in the door.
Round and Round he went,
Finally landing on the cement.
When the car came Corny Thorny was no more.
Large Lanky Lass was in a mess,
Trying to straighten her dress.
Short Fat Lad,
Thought it was rad
Considering it third base progress.
Maroon Balloon needed air,
Snarky Shark wanted hair,
With one blow
Hair started to grow
Now they are quite the pair.
Flippery Flappery Flappers
Like to run their yappers.
Peppy Popping Pippers
Like to run with clippers.
Give the two some wrappers,
You get Flippery Popping Flappers.
Over there lies a pond, big, bright and blue.
The chicks all float two by two.
The fish all jump howling at the moon.
It's just another day at the mating saloon.
Striped circles cross eyes,
Square stripes tell lies.
Round sails sort both,
But with a single oath.
Striped squares and circled stripes turn wise.
Lucky Little Lemur stood ontop a steamer
Reaching for the sky,
His course was set until he became wet,
Finally learning he couldn't fly.
A blabber, a gawker and an ass,
All meet at an impasse.
The blabber squawks,
The gawker finds a fox,
Who's chasing hawks,
With no socks,
And what of the ass?
The chaos was caused by his gas.
Suck it once more mother goose, you have nothing on my rhyming caboose. For I can thrill while you have people falling down a hill. But I will give you no more sass as you already know such a thing about my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.