Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Makes Me Want To Hide In My Bush With The Tush!

So for V the cat is going to take a vacation from his sea. Yep, that is it. That is my bit. I'm done with this post and will be a lazy host. Did you think that? Of course not as you can see more words from the cat. The cat was going to take a vacation to some weird place that is until these weird things were put in front of my face.

Wow! This would be quite the trip and must be quite hip. You get to run down pedestrians on a bike, however many you like. I know Fox, it isn't the same as a car but still I'm sure you could make them fly far.

And what better vacation to have for all than to be reminded of the death trap you need to use to get to and from your hall. Maybe it can take off too when you are ready to go back to your familiar view.


This one screams come visit me. Come get sucked into the sand when you help set us free. We promise you'll be our main attraction by sinking in and showing off your body by just a fraction.


Why not come to the recycled hotel. You can even use our custom made bell. With a little ding the whole place will echo causing your ears to ring. Then you'll be deaf for your stay and won't cause us any dismay.


Come to face land where all is grand. The eyes follow you every where. So bring the kiddies without a care and the face will watch them for you. For the face is all powerful and all knowing with its enormous view.
Bring your enemy along with you. Say you want to have a truce and pretend like it is true. Then when you get here, have no fear. For a hefty fee we will make you enemy free. Doesn't that sound like the place to be? Might not fill your enemy with glee.


Did we forget to mention that you have to pay attention? For you will have some peepers and maybe a few creepers when you stay here. They just want to watch and give a cheer. So do what you got to do, whether that be the humpty hump or using the loo.
Speaking of loo you knew I could not let this not come due. I guess they are quite snap happy as well so things could quickly go to Hell. For those that are shy you might want to avoid giving it a try.


If you want to experience what it is like at bush number three or a loony bin, cross this sea. The walls even light up when you have a thought. Although when you try to decipher the meaning you may find yourself confused a lot.

And the one that brings shame to the cat is this vacation mat. An inn dedicated to a mutt. They must need to sniff a pretty big butt. I wonder what it is like inside? Would going in hurt the poor mutt's pride? Maybe that would not be so bad after all, as the cat could go in and make the dog to a cat call.

So now don't you want to make a mad dash and go travel to such places with such flash? Who needs some great wall, pyramids or grand canyon to see in spring or fall? For you have a dog hotel with lips ready to obey and that is surely a better display. Hmm or maybe it would be better to pass. Either way the cat is just trying to be such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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  1. Have a nice rest .
    My vacation starts next week as well, but I will still be doing some terror on my end of the world.

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    1. LOL I have no vacation coming due
      I just decided for the V it would be good for a view..haha

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  2. One of my favourite Rhyme Time posts is whenever you show a photo then use your hilarious wit to dissect it so I loved this post Pat, awesome work buddy.

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    1. haha yeah these post are fun to do
      Plus they bring in an extra view or two
      So I do one here and there
      Too good to pass up at my lair

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  3. Interesting vacation places
    but I wouldn't trade those faces
    for the fun at the bush with a tush
    and I am early today at your display
    instead of usually bidding you good night
    I say Happy day to you and the rest of the crew ~

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    1. On a rhyming roll
      Better watch it you may lose control
      And rhyme all day
      At your bay..haha
      Good day as well
      I will tell
      And all would rather have the bush with the tush I hope
      As that crazy room would make many into a dope..haha

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  4. LMAO Do these places really exist?? Ohh the peeing the mouth thing is gross!!!!! Bleh, gag, barf! And the hands coming out of the sand? Like, what? LOL!! And that room really would make you go crazy. hahaha

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    1. hahaha yep all really do exist
      Each and every one on the list
      The dog hotel is down there somewhere
      Midwest or something like that from your lair
      The airplane one is a hotel too
      The crazy room is also out there to view
      Not sure where the mouth urnial things are though
      That would not make me want to go..haha
      Be interesting hotel stay to say the least
      Can you imagine staying in one where through the windows come a wild beast..haha

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    2. I sort of want to stay in the dog hotel! It looks interesting. I'm goig to have to look these up!! I wonder what the rooms look like inside. lol

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    3. I think it be interesting to stay in the dog one too
      It is the only US one that came due
      Could drive there from your lair
      To see if the inside is rare

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    4. Figures that would be my country's contribution to above... LOL

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    5. hahaha well they are man's best friend
      Who know, maybe it will be a growing trend

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  5. really I dont think the cat im vacations amyway some of the pictures are amazing:
    Interesting recycled hotel!

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    1. haha yeah many do amaze
      But prob are only good to gaze
      Staying there
      Might raise ones neck hair

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  6. Amazing locations and buildings, would love to stay at some of them, just some of them!

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    1. hahaha yeah some would be fun
      Others would make me want to run

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  7. So many vacation choices. How can one possibly decide! I think I will choose the inn dedicated to a mutt!! LOL.

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    1. LOL I never saw that one coming at all
      You completely fooled me at my hall

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  8. I hadnt seen these pictures before. Every single one of them, perfect. That plane one reminds me of Madagascar movie. Cute pictures. That bedroom looks like psycho ward of serial zodiac killers.

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    1. The lips are perfect too?
      Can't say it is my favorite loo..haha
      Yeah staying in that room
      You would surely get a feel for the doom and gloom
      Of the loony bin
      Of course for some that may not be such a sin

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    2. Yep, the lip loo too. Foreplay for blowjob ;)

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    3. LOL I suppose that could work
      If one would get the extra perk

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  9. You are totally planning my family's next vacation, Pat. :D

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    1. haha a vacation planner too
      Is there anything the cat can't do?..hahaha

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    1. Great response too
      As usual from you..haha

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    2. does he read the rhymes, cat, or does he just act he does, like me :)))

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    3. It's all an act
      And that is a fact

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    4. I wonder if R ever comes back to read our replies. And if he does it would be funny if he replied with "Nice reply" R's like Shakespeare if Shakespeare couldn't write.

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    5. haha I don't think he does though
      Or he may never again come to my show
      Some say Shakespeare could not
      And stole is whole written plots

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    6. Annzie, what if R is actually the cat who leaves comments for himself so that he would have around hundred every day? :)

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    7. Well R only leaves one
      It is you guys and I that give the hundred a run
      If that were the case I wouldn't use R
      Drazin would comment at my bar
      Which has been done
      He made Pat's stalker run..haha

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    8. R probably is a shy guy who comments and then everyone mocks his comment and he comes back and sees it and has a long cry about it!

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    9. tell me it isn't so, Berserc! I'd die if it is :(

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    10. No he's not shy. I've seen him comment on other pages and he says complete sentences on them. It's just the cat that he scorns every day.

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    11. Yeah but R could be upset
      Because it is not a safe bet
      That he is a he
      For he could be a she
      And we keep calling him he
      Making him plot to murder us all with glee
      Of making her plot
      This is confusing a lot
      Can R just be it
      That would work for a bit
      Scorn me one shame on me
      Scorn me 1000 times shame on you and you will get pooed on from bush number three

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  11. A vacation is mandatory
    Some don't see it necessary
    We need to unwind
    Your suggestions are fine
    Though we reserve the right
    To choose as we might.

    Hank

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    1. haha yeah reserve that right
      For some would be a fright
      That you want to avoid to relax
      I bet some are also lax
      A vacation you say
      Hmmm maybe one day

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  12. some kid actually run into me on a bike last week, I still have a huge bruise on my calf :( Thank god for my Cardio Twister which gave my calves hulkish muscles :)

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    1. Damn it! I was hoping for more than a bruise
      That kid was supposed to really cruise
      I didn't get my $4 dollars worth
      Oh wait! I mean it was some other cat that did that from some other earth

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    2. If a kid on a bike is the best weapon you have in your arsenal how do you think you can beat the Alliance?

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    3. It was just an easy thing to do
      For you can't charge the poor kid and you two never had a clue

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    4. he did almost kill me, Annzie, I still have the bruise, I might tattoo it forever so that it reminds me on cat's ebil deeds, lest I forget them.

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    5. I guess maybe I got my 4 dollars worth after all
      I hope the kid spent it wisely at the mall

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    6. May you burn in the fires of Hell for all eternity cat. Why didn't you pay the kid in Loonies? Because the dollar is so weak that 4 dollars really only cost you 2 Loonies? You're cheap as well as evil.

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    7. hahaha that is what you get for sneaking around my sea
      Now you know what happens when you mess with bush number three
      And yeah the cat is a cheap skate
      Have to keep food on my plate

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    8. I'm not afraid of a bike. I carry a Glock on my hip and would shoot any kid that dared to try to run over me with a bike. I keep a vat of lye in my basement so disposal of the body will be no problem, no problem at all. You wanna go for a swim cat? Now do you?

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    9. Typical becoming more American each day
      With your gun on display
      I guess I'll just have to give the kid a vest
      So you can win and not suffer like all the rest

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  13. that place with the giraffe is a place i'd like to stay in. i've read about it somewhere and ever since i've always been wanting to go there.
    as long as they dont bite, i'd be happy ;)

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    1. Yeah I heard of it too
      Before this came due
      I don't think they bite
      But spit might be found on sight

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  14. I was going to comment how I had seen the plane crash tree cabin before and why it was impressive, but the urinals locked up my brain. Yikes...

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    1. LOL you they could do that
      Especially as you feed the deer in boxers at your mat..haha

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  15. i def dont want to go to face land, or take a piss in someones mouth man, the sinking sculpture is very cool, put does no seem as fun as a swimming pool, just watch the shark, stay on the ark, i think there is one of those as well, and worse case in vacay hell, if the plane crashed, build a room from its ashes...

    and you are in my reader again...smiles.

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    1. Yeah for now
      Until Blogger once more decides to have a cow
      LOL pissing in someones mouth is nasty indeed
      Although I have heard of it done at my feed
      Build a room from the crash
      Although all those windows might let one easily flash

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  16. Cat when I first saw that pic of the shark I thought to myself "Wouldn't it be nice if the cat went for a swim in the ocean?"

    If I were a man, I wouldn't let my willie anywhere near those urinals. Look at the size of the teeth on those lips and could result in a tragic snip snip!

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    1. I think Cat is actually turned on by that... he seems like he likes a bit of sm and such business... We should find him a dominatrix...
      Which reminds me, where is our Undergoddess Petsy today?

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    2. The cat and water don't mix
      Although he does jump into it and do tricks
      Just not the deep kind
      I can wash my own behind
      Well at least the snip snip would be cheap
      I just hope they don't bite too deep

      No you can keep such a task
      I don't need any mask
      Or a spanking or a whip
      That might throw out my hip

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    3. Petsy is on her way Dez, it's just taking her a long time because she's trying to step around all the cats poo. He hasn't gathered it up to put in his Pringle cans yet. He's letting this batch age for a couple days to ripen it.

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    4. Well don't give away all the secrets of my poo
      That just would not do
      Plus Petsy if prob out and about
      Or at some auction listening to germy people shout

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    5. oh, Petsy will have such fun reading this when she finally find her way through all the poo mountains!

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    6. I wonder if she climbed poo mountian
      If so I'm sure she has to waste more time cleaning off in a fountain
      Maybe there she can make a wish
      Or chill with fish

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    7. It's so nice to be missed when I'm gone
      and that you sing a lonesome song.
      ha.
      I've climbed poo mountain and have arrived
      although it is late and Dez and Anne are in bed, I surmise.
      lol.

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    8. haha...yes, a bath in the fountain
      after climbing that mountain
      and I'd chill with the fish
      and feed them a little dish.
      Then invite them to the zoo
      you know it's true!

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    9. And I just have to say
      those urinals would be disturbing at your bay
      I would think any man
      would not feel very grand.
      I mean, that could make him bawl
      not to mention, in comparison, wouldn't he feel... umm..small?

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    10. Poor Penguin Man misses you
      I guess he secretly wants to be part of your zoo
      I'm sure he'll return once more
      To my shore
      Irish Air who knows
      As the liquor flows
      Ewww to the poo
      That just will not do
      And you said you wanted fish
      I just gave you your wish
      LMAO hmmm maybe a tad small
      As he answered natures call
      And yes I would not want those
      Might bite off more than my toes

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    11. toes? what the heck would your toes be doing near those lips? hahaha...oh gosh, I must be tired because everything silly seems extra hilarious to me. lmao. haha.

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    12. LOL I said bite off more
      As in it wouldn't bit toes but something else at my shore
      Geez you need to go to bed
      Tired from all the auction stuff running through your head

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    13. haha..ok, I will stop
      as into bed I drop!

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    14. haha best place to be
      Before you fall completely out of your tree..haha

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    15. is it possible that the snip snip business snipped more than expected and the cat now only has toes to dip in the urinal? :)

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    16. No way!
      The cat would know of such a display

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    17. we need a photographic evidence :)

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    18. Ummm no
      Blogger might ban my show

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  17. Where did you find all of these??? I laughed so hard at the being hit by a bike caption.

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    1. Haha the cat finds them around
      As he hunts them down like a hound
      Hmmm that was a bad thing to say
      No mutts allowed at my bay..haha

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  18. Well dear cat you sure made me laugh at all the places you compiled
    You made me want to take a trip and not return for quite awhile
    The problem is there are too many choices- you must help me decide
    Should I visit loo that could bite or the hotel with giraffes inside?

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    1. The loo that can bite
      Is just a fright
      Go with the long neck crew
      But watch out because I hear they spit too

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  19. OMG those lips. What were they thinking? Don't fancy the sharks but the giraffes look fun.

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    1. LOL the lips
      Just want to bite your umm hips

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  20. Wow. Some of that art was amazing. Those hands in the part. Cool.

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    1. Amazing art
      Can surely be found at my cart
      For mine is some amazingily bad
      One might think it is rad

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  21. I think I need a vacation.

    Love the one with the plane. There's a house near Kuala Lumpur which looks similar.

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    1. haha such a house would be interesting indeed
      To have at ones feed
      Not sure I'd want to live in it though
      Could shake if the wind were to blow

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  22. Some of these are too cute. Is that a rea doggie house or a kids play thing?

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    1. Nope it is really a doggie hotel down below
      At the american show

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  23. A night in a recycled hotel?

    Sounds like hell.

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    1. LMAO that it does
      The walls may even buzz

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  24. I can think of someone I'd like to see in the shark's mouth....hehehe

    I could never sleep in that room; I'd be to distracted the whole time and they light up? No way!

    Finally, you admit your secret love of dogs - you showed a picture of your home =P

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    1. Yes many a person I would mind
      I may even laugh off my little behind
      The light going on and off
      Would just make the ghosts scoff
      And keep your spirit free
      Pfft dogs aren't loved by me

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  25. The recycled hotel sounds good to me It will be an illuminating experience.

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    1. haha that it would be
      Good luck as it isn't for me

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  26. There are some creative, some creatively sick, and some sickly creative minds out there. Love all the places, except the men's urinal.

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    1. I think I fall under the last
      Yeah the urinal surely would not be a blast

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    1. So you say
      R wannabe at my bay

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    2. No one can ever take R's place here at your bay cat. He's the king of the short comment.

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    3. I don't know SM doesn't even read a word
      He just comes and I flip him the bird

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    4. does sm stand for what I think it does? :)

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    5. I was thinking that too
      But I havent got a clue
      Spammer is he
      At every sea

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  28. Whoa. Those hands popping out of the ground are freaky. How about a vacation in the underworld? That is, after you take off in that plane, crash in the face water park, and get eaten by a shark!

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    1. All the things a great vacation needs to be
      For those looking for a warm tropical unending visit to set them free

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  29. Uhm; I don't think I'll be vacationing outside my little room for a while, not with frightening places like this to trap me. *shivvers*

    I was following your conversation with Dezzy and Anne over at Hollywood Spy and had to stop by for the inside jokes. Uh huh, now I see. People who don't read comments are missing out on the best part of some posts :)

    Thanks to all three of you for my days entertainment.

    .........dhole

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    1. haha sorry for the fit
      Hope you don't become too much of a hermit
      Yeah the alliance is vile
      But we sure yap a mile
      About a pringle can poo pile
      Glad you at least got a smile

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    2. see, Donnzie is yet another of our fans who read our comments :)

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    3. Thank you Donnzie, you're very sweet and welcome to our crazy world.

      Cat, she came here through Dezzies door. The Alliance rules in all things, even bringing people to your shore.

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    4. Yeah proof we have one fan
      Maybe we'll get our own clan

      She has been here way way way back
      So she already knew my shack
      Nice try though
      For ALL know my show

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    5. she's been here and runaway, cat, and came back only after we asked her to :)

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    6. Wrong
      Her loyality to the cat is strong

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  30. Haha. Those pics are great. i love the recycled hotel, no really. and the face island looks grand. Not so sure about the lips or the hands in the quicksand. and I guess swimming with sharks is never a good idea. Fun V.

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    1. Yes never a good idea at all
      I would rather go to the mall
      And get stomped on by a crowd
      Who are quite loud
      Then get eaten by a shark
      That is sure to leave a mark

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  31. I'd like to drive to that plane house and then vacation in it and then drive home!

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    1. haha I think you'd need to cross an ocean
      Not sure driving can do that motion

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  32. Those are some waaaay cool pictures!i dont know about staying in a plane after I've just gotten off one, but I do like that mutt inn!
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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    1. Yeah that would be a bit redundent I will say
      But if you too a boat it might be an interesting stay

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  33. The description of them reminds me of something from the Twilight Zone, creepy! The water park with all see eyes looks fun though.

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    1. Going all Twilight Zone at my sea
      That works for me
      As I am crazy
      And may make ones eyes go hazy

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    1. Yeah not a bad dog house to get sent too
      It even has its own loo

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  35. LOL those stalls, I would feel weird pissing in those

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    1. I think anyone with half a brain would
      And so they should

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  36. "What an array of lovely pictures", she wanted to say
    Until "Ring the alarm" ushered in Beyonce!

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    1. And that would be scary enough
      Unless she was in the buff

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  37. I have to say, I kind of like the recycled hotel--and the two dogs are cute--but I'm not sure that I'd want to visit many of the others. Great pictures though!


    The Golden Eagle
    The Eagle's Aerial Perspective

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    1. haha yeah some are a bit out there
      Better off staying at ones own lair

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    1. LOL that makes one
      Who likes the toilet fun

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  39. the urinals are vamped
    I feel my cheeks flush
    the shark's kinda cramped
    and not very plush

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    1. flush? no pun intended, right?

      hahahaha.

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    2. You stole my response I had
      As it was rad
      But still just as fun
      As you gave it a run

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    3. I'll give you the cheeks.

      yeah, you can have those. lol.

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    4. A run?
      I think you took that the wrong way a ton
      As that would be eww
      And cheeks, not in the loo

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  40. That was a fun montage of vacation spots. I'd love to go swimming in the fourth but not the fifth waters pictured.

    xoRobyn

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      Would surely leave a mark

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  41. toothpick legs and lip urinals, what the hey
    it's a colorful day at your legendary bay
    to get where i want to go i may need a giraffe neck
    though i'll probably just end up in a wreck
    that bike sign is scary and makes me wary
    if i cross the street too slow someone might pop my cherry

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    1. haha well at least it is a cherry
      That isn't all that scary
      Of course depends on the speed and size
      Going further with this is unwise..haha

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  42. I really like pretty much all of these pictures... a lot.

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    1. Even the lips
      That might bite things between your hips?..haha

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  43. hehe funny. Enjoyed the vacation with you but now feel like I need a vacation from scrambling down the comment ladder. I'll remember not to come by late next time.

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    1. Yeah a vacation from a vacation tends to need be
      When one comes to my sea

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  44. Who on earth do those urinals belong to?. R Kelly springs to mind, when he offers you lemonade at his house, back slowly away...
    The recycled hotel made me laugh, one hates to think what the menu would be...but im guessing various loose interpretations of chocolate.
    Yes i am in bad taste town, and so will others after trying that food.

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    1. haha no idea who they belong too
      I was too scared to get a clue
      And have a look
      For they would make for one scary bathroom nook
      With my picky eating the menu would be scary too
      I would think it is all quite ewww

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  45. That's one scary loo, Pat!

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    1. Yep scary indeed
      When using it one should take heed

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