So today is M at my bay. Does anyone even want to pretend they could not see what was coming today? I guess to those who have not been around long they may not have guessed I would go all MOVIE today at my lawn. But for the rest you surely know I can pass the movie test.
This was not a boating accident under the sun.
For there can be only one.
So let's go 88 miles per hour and see some serious shit.
For the same albino jackrabbit sob that did Hunsacker did it.
Do you feel lucky punk?
As we go about the movie funk.
For Rambo had a thing for a Beverly Hills Cop,
Those Aliens and Tootsie made him stop.
The Librarian fought some Mighty Ducks,
At Wayne's World over some hockey pucks.
12 Monkeys got in the way.
Eating American Pie all day.
Making Mad Max well mad,
Becoming a Lethal Weapon and hurting them bad.
Wait! Wouldn't that be Altered States?
Either way you Must Love Dogs to get dates.
Which can lead to a Due Date,
Or give you a Misery type fate.
In which case Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot,
May be needed to take down that Raging Bull brute.
Unless you're too busy Romancing the Stone.
I so hope Mr. Destiny did that alone.
If it was Saw,
The Shaggy Dog might not shake your paw.
Or you could be shunned by a Hudson Hawk.
Hiding Out from some strangers gawk.
That Hobo With A Shotgun is scary.
Juwanna Man isn't really that hairy.
A Lottery Ticket would be nice,
That Major League win would get me lots of mice.
Until the Men in Black came after me.
But the Bad Boys would make them flee.
Nancy Drew, can that come due?
Do you have a Clue?
Nothing to Lose by asking Passenger 57,
Unless there is a Short Circuit and you go to heaven.
Johny Five would still be alive,
While through a Sister Act Simone took a nose dive.
I guess the Police Academy needs to shape up,
My Fellow Americans do you like coffee in your cup?
Are you trying to Mimic me?
Better luck being a Mannequin at your sea.
And eww don't Lean On Me,
Kiss The Girls and leave me be.
Howard The Duck said so,
Feel the Heat and go.
Or I'll Grease up your hair,
Making you and Flubber the perfect pair.
Could bring about the Dawn of the Dead,
Now City Slickers don't worry your pretty little head.
And have some Breakdown,
For Braveheart will save your town.
I know Blabber that is a Big no no,
But After the Sunset it can show.
Even if you still want it to Die Hard,
On some Galaxy Quest across the yard.
But give it to Good Luck Chuck,
With a Good Night and Good Luck.
Should go off without a Hitch,
I Love Trouble and have scratched my movie itch.
Those just flow out with ease. I could do so many one would wish for fleas on their knees just to shut me up at my bay and make me move on from such a display. I'll give movie sass to one and all so suck it up buttercup at my hall. Now don't get bent or call Harvey Dent. I do not want any two faced sass and that's all the movie out of my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.