Thursday, April 12, 2012

Out Of The City For This Little Ditty!

The cat was taken to that other space and of course there cats are all over the place, which does not bode well for me. The cat would rather take a mutt than another kitty. So for K it is obviously KITTY at my sea as I knew you'd think cat was for C. So had to switch it up and maybe even show a pup.

The cat will tell a tale without fail as he puts himself up on the screen and takes over Pat's movie scene.


There I was eyeing up some toilet paper at home when Pat scooped me up and stuck me in some dome. The would be a cage but we did that on another page.


Miss Priss was not impressed at all and tried to hide at our hall. If only she could learn to close the door she may get away with it more.


In we came to this little bit of bliss. Don't these backwater cats know butt sniffing is a dog things like the one down below.


He ran to his bed after the cat nipped at his tail. It was going back and forth without fail. What did you expect me do to? The thing looks tasty to my view.


This fat one was in love with a shoe. I just let him get his loving on and kept him out of my view. Best I not cause a stink for I'm sure that shoe already brought him to the brink.


Meanwhile he was high from his butt sniffing and started rolling around. I guess maybe some cat nip also could have been found.


Then I was stalked by this creepy fluff ball. Lets just say I knew he was behind me coming down the hall. Can't you tell as I wait for him to come reading to swipe some hair from his bum?


When I was through he was no longer fluffy or even a little bit puffy. For I took care of him. These cats are just so dim.


Doesn't he look out of it at least a little bit? High as a kite he could have been as well. Boy, was I in kitty Hell.

This guy was even trying to mock me. Thinking he could flash whatever at me. But he has been snip snip too. So there wasn't much there but hair to view. Oh how that must suck when one wants to umm be a duck.


This showing just made me sick. I wish it was some kind of trick. But those things all lined up in front of me and I had to get the heck out of this other sea.


Even Miss Priss decided to sniff a butt. Oh the shame of her trying to be a mutt. I took matters into my own paws after that and pulled out the secret weapon I brought from our mat.


That is right. For on that very night. I rolled myself up in magic toilet paper and ended this very caper. I wished us all back to bush number three and we were out of the home of nanny.


And so the tale of the kitty has come to pass and as you can see from the picture I bid you farewell by giving you nothing but my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

124 comments:

  1. Ha! Cute photos, and tail, I mean tale.

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    1. haha the lots of tails within this tale
      That came without fail

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  2. ..and a cute ass it is too even if it's on a cat!

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    1. Checking out a cats ass
      That is so crass..haha

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  3. That is A LOT of cats!!!! Omg, I would have a severe allergic reaction. LMAO My eyes are getting itchy already...hahahaha But that little wiener pooch is adorable!! He looks just like my Pip.

    P.S. I agree with that one poofy cat being a little bit scary. LOL

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    1. LMAO yes that is a ton
      But the cat makes then run
      He keeps them away
      Not liking any of them one bit at that other bay..haha
      Two is surely enough for Pat
      Crazy at that other mat
      An allergic reaction
      hahahaha that many would put you in traction
      The cat likes the weiner pooch better than then the cats at that shore
      Though I'm not sure how much more..haha
      Yes he tangled with a lawnmower and is very scary
      At least he is less hairy..hahaha

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    2. LOL Aw, the cat don't like no competition. Traction is a definite possibility with 12 cats. hahahaha Aww, I love the little wiener pooch!!!!!

      He messed with a lawn mower?? Omg!! That could of ended horribly!

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    3. LOL the cat doesn't like cats period competition or not
      He beats on them a whole lot..haha
      Or at least let's in known
      As he moans and does a little groan
      Weiner pooch likes the attention though
      Yapping as the cat runs to and fro

      Well it wasn't really a lawn mower..haha
      Some hair place thing with a trimmer and blower

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    4. LMAO You made it seem like that poor little pussy cat had to fight for it's life!! LOL He got groomed...lol

      and everyone likes wiener pooches!! :)

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    5. LOL the pussy cat still annoyed this cat
      And he wanted to crush them flat

      You know everyone does seem to like the weiner pooch
      I guess he is just an attention mooch

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    6. Hmph...sounds like someone's a jelly belly ;)

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    7. LOL well that cat has tried that too
      When he visited the other zoo
      Jelly in his belly never went over well
      He got constipated and I think it hurt like hell..lol
      Oh that is not what you meant?
      Whoops the cat had to vent

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  4. I like how this starts with a head and ends with a tail! And goes full circle through all kinds of cool cats and a token dog!!!

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    1. The head and the tail
      Come without fail
      Not sure how many are cool
      And the dog at least doesn't drool
      But the cat has fun
      Making them run

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  5. That almost is a shrine built there. Kitties should be so proud. They are look so cute

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    1. haha a shrine to the movies at my shore
      And yep there are kitties galore

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  6. you included more your nation, and only dogs did you ration, the first in the first pic is cool, and you took us plenty to your cat school

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    1. Well there is only one dog to use
      And with all the cats one may confuse
      Things over the mutt
      Even now as the cats are sniffing a butt

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  7. Funny... snip-snip, huh? I got a b/d card showing a dog opening presents at his B/D party. He held up a perfume bottle... "My favorite, Butt Scent." Now Kat's are doing it too.

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    1. LMAO oh if they market that
      Could make quite the amount of dough at their flat
      Cat's should feel shame
      From doing the butt sniffing game

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  8. What a great group of cats. My mom's cat looks a lot like your black and white one (fat too), and oddly enough, she loves shoes too. No idea why. The stinkier the better.

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    1. LOL yeah they always go for stinky shoes
      I guess new ones give them the blues
      The fat suckers seem the most affected by them as well
      By damned if I know why at my cell

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  9. how many cats is too many cats? :) I once had 20, but I did live on a farm back then :)
    And, Pat, with all the films you wasted your money on, you could've fed half of Honduras and Tajikistan! :)

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    1. 20? Wow
      That would make even me have a cow
      But I suppose they are all outside
      Running about with stride
      Two is just enough for me
      Any more inside ones and I would set them free..lol
      Pat has to waste his money on something
      So why not adding to his movie ring..haha

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    2. yep, outside, they lived together with me piggies, doggies, chicken and such zoo stars :)

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    3. Quite the parade you had
      Surprised they didn't want to eat the chicken just a tad

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    4. no, my zoo is always well behaves unlike some others here present :) My cats slept with my dogs in their houses and my cats even helped me clean the cages of my parrots when I had them :)

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    5. I can see the cat sleeping with a dog down the road
      But not Miss Priss she'd rather sleep with a toad
      And yeah they'd both prob ear the parrot
      And maybe even some poor ferret

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  10. They all have long hair
    at that other lair!
    still some are pretty cute,
    even if Orlin tries to be a brute.
    and why doesn't anyone wash that one face
    of that kitty at the other place,
    who's eyes need some cleaning
    while every one else is preening?

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    1. Yeah he is like that
      At that mat
      Always has been since they got him
      Wash it and hour or so later one again looks dim
      All but two I think have long hair
      And yes it gets everywhere..haha

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    2. poor kitty...maybe she needs eye drops, too
      now wouldn't that be fun to do?

      Out of them all
      I think Cassie is most beautiful than all
      sorry Orlin but it's true
      your sister has better looks than you.
      hahaha. Now don't get me wrong
      I think you're very handsome
      but she just has that extra spark
      that probably makes all the dogs bark.
      Although you did pose nicely with those movies
      thinking that you're all groovy.

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    3. LOL they are doing that with another one
      Not so much fun
      Pat would agree
      As Cassie is very prissy
      And Orlin is just a loon
      That gives all the full moon
      He doesn't care what will come
      He shows his bum and gives a hum
      Cassie has a don't mess with me look
      As she rules the nook

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  11. My bro had a cat that loved our shoes

    He would see rhe shoe strings and get a case of the chews

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    1. Sadly Orlin chews the shoes too
      As soon as laces come into view

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    1. Thanks dear
      Even if they aren't liked by the cat's little rhyming rear..haha

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    2. Dot's today
      Oh dear what are you trying to say

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    3. that looks like a dripping nose
      coming out of the smiley face, don't you know.
      lol.

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    4. or maybe a stutter in Morse Code
      or the ribbit of a toad?

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    5. I like the morse code
      Any snot would send my oc into overload..haha

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  13. Such beautiful cats. :) Made my day -- I love cats. :)

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    1. Glad you like the cats
      As they scurry about like rats

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  14. Hahaha nice pics (and cats, of course) xDDD

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    1. Only two cats are liked my the cat
      Him and cassie at his mat..haha

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  15. AAAHHHH!!! I can't take it!!!! To many kitties!! Only ONE dog!!! (little ditty, about cat and dog...)

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    1. LOL the cat would agree with you
      As he likes it just with two at our zoo
      Poor dog prob thinks he's a cat
      Or at least a rat

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  16. Great pics you have here
    Cat doesn't know them all
    Can we expect Cat to fear
    Or stick around and play ball

    Hank

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    1. The cat would use them as a ball
      And bounce them down the hall
      Or at least chase them away
      As they cause him complete dismay

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  17. For some reason Pat I love it when the cat rhymes about other cats. I was glad to see a photo of a dog chucked in there too, despite it being the cat's natural enemy. Did you ever see that film Cats and Dogs? Where the cats were written to be the villains while the dogs were the heroes? You must find that sickening cat.

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    1. That dog isn't much of an enemy to the cat
      He can squash him flat
      Yeah the poor cats were the villains in the thing
      Oh well dogs just sniff butts and get high letting the so called good ring

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  18. Hahahahaha Oh how that must suck when one wants to umm be a duck! That's so funny, Pat. Man, you're a real animal lover, aren't you. I've got two and, boy, that's enough in my little blue book. I tell you. When I switched on my computer after waking from an unintentional four-hour nap, I said to myself, 'Tell Pat about that movie you saw at 9:45 AM today - Hunger Wars. And what did the Blue Grumpster notice on his big screen? Ten thousand DVD's, all owned by Pat Hatt! My goodness, Pat, you could start your very own Amazon II. You even have La Bamba? I don't believe it!

    Anyway, Hunger Wars is a good movie, well, the first 75% of it at least. It sure reminded me of The Running Man. I'd say, it's The Running Man meets First Blood, but with a girl who can act. But - here comes a spoiler - when they changed the rules, I wanted to change my underwear. Oh well, you can't have it all, I suppose.

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    1. I love animals yes that is true
      But NO WAY would I want more than two
      They can all stay at that other zoo
      And only once and a while come into my view
      Yeah but I only have one copy of each
      So my Amazon wouldn't have much reach
      As after one is gone
      I'd be out of stock at my lawn
      Yeah I heard it wasn't bad
      And ripped off The Running Man a tad
      And nope you can't have it all
      Some movies are good until they aren't and then out the crap in your undies tends to fall..haha

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  19. P.S. Better make that Hunger Games. Good morning to you, too. Hunger Wars was my idea but those hollyheads just laughed right in my face.

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    1. I thought that was what you meant
      All my movies just must have made your words bent
      And you messed up the last one
      Dez might not like that you liked that one and gave it a run..haha

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    2. Dez doesn't like it and now has a big sad :(((
      I'm disappointed, Randy, that you, as a fellow teacher, would support a film and a book which promote kids as assassins and killers and put them in violent situation at the same time promoting rivalry, fighting and competition as goals for kids. It was bad enough that Americans choose kings and queens of proms and put their babies in little miss pageants, but now the whole YA book industry has gone too far by setting teen action heroes as role models.

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    3. Ditto that Dez. It's a horrible world and things get made worse in the worship of the almighty dollar.

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    4. and teens being now the main target of the system... it's smells like apocalypse, dahling :(

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    5. I'm with the alliance on this one
      As making teens do such a thing is pretty pathetic to give a run
      And it is all about money
      And what makes it runny
      Right now it is easily the YA books
      That are getting all the looks
      Which is kind of dumb
      Because teens are so whiny they suck their thumb
      No way what so ever they'd ever do any of that
      At least that is the thinking of the cat

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    6. @Dezzz, Anne, Catman - So you thought it was a documentary? I can tell you need a Teach to educate you a bit. So, here's lesson 1: When that horse was killed in The Godfather, that wasn't real either, and when those bad little Italian guys shot everyone to pieces, you shouldn't have stopped eating pasta either. There have been a few exceptions to which you should have taken exception (pun intended, so laugh): when Superman got a baby, you should have thrown those tomatoes; when Indiana Jones survived that fridge scene, you should have told the kids never to do this at home; and when Clooney put on the Bat suit, you should have told yourself never to drink Nespresso should he ever in a future decade decide to promote it. Other than that, it's all good.

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    7. you take this serious issue to lightly, Randy. Making people and kids and teens numb to real violence by exposing them to aggression on film and TV, and making violence look fun to them, is not something you or anyone else should take so lightly. Americans, whose opinions and public attitudes are created solely by media, films, games, news channels have difficulty understanding this problem.

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    8. If it was a perfect world then yeah I agree
      Although Batman and George Clooney
      Would never ever be done if it were perfect
      And that nuclear fridge would suffer neglect
      It is fiction after all
      But there are some off their rocker at each hall
      Because parents us the tv as a baby sitter
      While they play on twitter
      And never explian it is fake
      So they loon kids go drown themselves in a lake
      But you have to be messed in the head to do it anyway
      So I can see both sides at my bay

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    9. Thanks, Pat. - I know why Dezz is sad and angry. I guess it's time for me to stand in a corner and throw away my Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and half my collection. All I could think of when I was watching the Hunger Games was, 'They're right. Any society could be that wicked.' It is an obvious reminder of our stupidity.

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    10. That is very true
      For it is a society type view
      And any one can be like that
      Because they are ruled by stupid ass humans and not a smart cat

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  20. ha..i love that cat wrapped up in toilet paper and you never told us that your cat was reading that many books..smiles

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    1. haha he loves to be wrapped in tp too
      Does it quite a bit as he robs the loo
      He watches more than reads though
      As they are all dvds that show..haha

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  21. Those are great kitteh pics. The ones with the TP and surrounded by books and movies were the best. =D

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    1. Yeah that would be the cat
      He thinks he surely is the best at our mat

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  22. Goodness, Pat!! That's a lot of cat! And from the looks, those are tons of books!

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    1. Yep a lot of cat indeed
      And they are movies at my feed..haha

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  23. K is definitely for Kitty. These pics are awesome. The line-up is the best, must have taken quite the corralling to get them all in a row. The fat furry white one is awesome, definitely a bad hair day. I love animal pics, so definitely a return post for me. The poor dog, he must be traumatized. The dvd sea, was a very cool pic, just love how it turned out. Thanks

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    1. Yeah the poor dog thinks he's a cat
      After living with 12 at his mat
      Tons of pics are fun to see
      But maybe not that many scratching at ones knee..haha

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  24. One of the best cat-related posts I've seen you write yet... and that's saying something! Those felines look like they're full of mischief, 24/7.

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    1. haha it had to be the tp and the movies right?
      Couldn't be that pooch in sight..haha

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  25. Thats a lot of DVDs you have! Holy Moley! And as for cats thats not many, my girlfriend has ten.

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    1. LMAO well there was 15 in the house on that day
      But getting them all in one pic there was just no way
      And yep tons of DVDs at my shore
      And they grow forever more

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  26. I wish I would have know you had that many cats for my last post. Antarctica has the "World's Supply of Penguins" and you have the "World's Supply of Cats." Next time I'll get ya...

    Haha great post as always!

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    1. LOL quite the supply at my shore
      Makes the cat pretty sore..haha

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  27. One of your cats looks just like mine :) Man you have a TON of movies lol.

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    1. A ton of movies indeed
      Always something to watch at my feed

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  28. Toilet paper's not for a cat.
    They've got sand in a box for that.

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    1. LOL he does not know such a thing
      And lets the tp fling

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  29. That is a lot of cats Pat. But they are all adorable. I had 12 cats once and like Dez they were farm cats. I've got two indoor cats right now and one of them is as fluffy as yours.

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    1. Wow you and Dez had quite the farming days
      No wonder you have aligned your bays..haha
      Two is well enough for me
      Here at my sea

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  30. I only have 1 cat :(

    and she's always grumpy...

    http://fizzvideo.blogspot.com/

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    1. Yeah Miss Priss is a bit grumpy at times too
      To all others that view

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  31. Wow--for a second I thought the top picture was of a library cat or something, what with all the DVDs! :)

    And the sight of all the cats looks familiar. There are a lot of them around where we live, since there are dilapidated barns and a whole colony.

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    1. hahaha the cat would not work well in a library at all
      As he is never quiet at my hall..haha

      Tons of strays about for sure everywhere
      Even some outside my lair

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  32. A lot of cats to be compared
    No wonder weiner dog was scared
    All you need is a bird or two
    You'll have yourself a little zoo

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    1. I don't think the bird or two would last
      As the cats would chow down on them fast

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  33. As the week wears on I can rhyme even less - but all those cats, oh what a mess! I love all the kitties, I have more than a few too, isn't that what a crazy cat lady is meant to do? :)

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    1. Yeah a crazy cat lady is supposed to have a ton
      Thankfully I am not one..haha

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  34. Dude, are those all your cats? Man, I thought I had a lot of animals. (Love the pic with the toilet paper. Too funny!)

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    1. Hell no
      Not that many cats at my show..haha

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    1. The cat is usually clever
      In his endeavor

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  36. Cats that sniff butt? Must be shmuck!

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    1. Yeah they are all shmucks out there
      At that other lair

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  37. The cat has a lot of friends there. And then to have to deal with mocking and butt sniffing...a lot of stress there.
    I need to CATch up on your other posts. I've been away without internet for the past three days.

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    1. No internet can be such a pain
      Cause one to pop a vein
      All that butt sniffing doesn't bode well for me
      The cat hates that other sea..haha

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  38. Love seeing all the animals - you have quite a unique blog!

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    1. Unique is a good word for my sea
      As I am that and more at bush number three

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  39. I was about to hit my comments post when
    my internet wobbled and conked out. :-(
    Just wanted to say I like all the kitty
    pics..meow to you ~

    Have a good night Pat ~

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    1. It sucks when the internet does that
      Just when you are ready to post at anothers mat
      But you came back
      Meow to you from my shack..haha

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  40. Loved all the pictures to go with the rhyme! Your kitties sure know how to have a good time. :)

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    1. Yeah they surely do
      Although they think other cats are ewww

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    1. Could be fluffy
      And for some a tad stuffy

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  42. Your photos are always fun. I especially like the doggy's demonic eyes and all the butt sniffing.

    xoRobyn

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    1. The dog prob thinks he's a cat
      And all the butt sniffing we just can't have that

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  43. the cat in tee-pee is cool and so is the cat sniffing sneakers
    the poor fluff ball looks like he can't open his peepers
    who doesn't like butt sniffin'?
    er, i mean if you're a dog -- or one of those extra curious cats -- you have to be into that kind of whiffin'
    don't penalize me becuz that last line was so long
    a cat passing anything in a photo i must view just sounds wrong

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    1. hahaha well you can't see nothing getting passed in the pic
      So that was all just a trick
      And the butt sniffing is just so wrong
      Making any cat doing it a ding dong

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  44. the post is full of cute
    also, EPIC DVD COLLECTION :O

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    1. Epic collection it is
      Pat dropped tons of dough on the movie biz..haha

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  45. oh god i love cats.. sigh. I bookmarked this so i can come back for caturday!

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    1. haha you even bookmarked it
      Oh for you cats must surely be a hit

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    2. Well its saturday here in asia :D
      told you i'd be back

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    3. Saturday here now
      Which means it's sunday over there some how

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  46. I love the persian pic. He does look a bit high and out of it. I think it might be too much of the catnip and butt-sniffing.

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    1. haha yeah a little too much
      As they all do it a touch

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    1. Yep quite the cat house indeed
      At that other feed

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