Monday, April 9, 2012

Today At My Sea We Delve Into A Little History!

So for H the cat had a whole other post set up but that will have to suffer a slight hiccup and come at a later date. For while I was stealing food off each plate at that other shore I also learned things of lore. For Pat and the cat's uncle Hard Head. We will call him that because it has been hit time and time again and the cat is surprised he is not dead. Pat hit him with a log, a hammer, a pool ball, basketball and not to mention Hard Head liked to fall. But that is just a little of what the cat heard and he knew it was too absurd not to pass along. So for H the cat will give some Pat history about all he did that was funny yet maybe, sorta wrong.

Did you know the following below:

Electric fences give a shock if you touch and they can hurt much. I guess it was a dare and a common affair. Maybe Pat's brain cells went crispy after that and that is why he can't keep up with the cat.

Quicksand won't give back your shoe and it makes it very eww. I guess it took quite a few as they wanted to get a clue and see how deep it was at their shore. I suppose it's as good as anything to explore.

Hammers to the head cause a concussion if one is hit. Pat was the one who threw it. I guess Hard Head just can't catch maybe he and fido should have played better fetch.

Dryers are a tight squeeze and going round and round may not please. Unfortantely Pat did not get to complete this task sending Hard Head round and round for he was caught before the right button could be found.

A toy car pile can become vile when one is chucked through the air and lands on them at their lair. He had it coming I suppose trying to use the figure four leg lock to cause Pat woes.

A bike with no brakes going down a hill will not give you a thrill. Especially when your head goes through a door of glass. My Pat was such an ass. Is it Pat's fault Hard Head believed him? I think that uncle of the cat's is quite dim.

An elastic ball the size of a basketball can bounce really really high but it can also hurt when it hits some random guy. Yeah, Pat took hours making that thing and took it to the school wing. Some poor guy got pinned to the wall and Pat went to detention hall.

Ping pong balls and boards make quite the baseball game. Plus whoever busted the most test tubes really got fame. It was supposedly science project time. The broken test tubes were hid and no one ever found out about the crime.

An air pump and a little rubber ball do not mix. That idea you should nix. For as soon as you go to bounce it, boom. Then you run back to the classroom. Everyone thought it was thunder and never questioned anyone on the blown up ball blunder.

A sled does not float with a person on it in a pond. They sink into the great beyond. Hey, not Pat's fault they believed him and tried it. But watching them sink caused quite the laughing fit. All decked out in a snow suit as well. So water logged that Pat is probably going to Hell.

So that is some history the cat learned while at that other shore and just had to put it out there forever more. Now if you think the cat is bad. Just look at that Pat lad causing others such pain and hurting uncle Hard Head's poor brain. Still too funny not to give a pass and it had to be retold in rhyme by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

112 comments:

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    1. Cat tales are such fun
      Especially when they are true and have been done

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    1. Glad I could do that
      Pleases the cat

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  3. By any chance you were in jackass trio? I do some of the above only because I am a masochist.

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    1. LOL nope never even heard of them until later on
      So they didn't inspire such things at my lawn

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  4. This is amazing man, awesome rhymes buddy. I try to stay away from all of these things, life's much easier that way.

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    1. Except for when they are fooled into it
      Pat could do that quite a bit

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  5. yes cat learns
    nice history

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  6. Ah this cat!!LOL, have a nice day xx

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    1. The cat is just repeating Pat
      And will have another nice day off at his mat

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    2. Starting with the dear
      To cause me fear

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    3. Ok not more dear is ok:(

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    4. Dear I fear
      But it's okay to my rhyming rear

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    5. I only call "dear" to my care friends but is OK

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    6. Dear is fine at my sea
      The cat just likes to pick on thee..haha

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    7. I know but is fair you know
      sometimes I hate the cat " dear"

      Will be carefully uhmsh:(

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    8. All from a dear
      hahaha too funny to my little rhyming rear

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  7. ha...i was once touching an electric fence when i was a kid...there was a cow on the other side...and i liked her eyes...but...smiles

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    1. LOL after touching that I'm sure her eyes did not matter one bit
      For those fences sting quite a bit

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  8. I'd say Cat learned quite a lot!

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    1. Yes the cat learned a ton
      As he stole turkey and went to run

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  9. you really have your sea? Pffft... I have my own ocean....

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    1. Pfft yours is full of more fish and whale poo
      So you can have your stinky big ocean loo

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    2. you've provoked a very interesting scientific question, Cat, what does happen with the poo when the fish and whales leave it in the ocean loo? Does it float innocently wondering about the essence of underwater life, or does it fall down to the ocean bed to feed the plants and polish the pearls?

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    3. Well it must get water logged and fall down
      For with all the fish and whales in the oceans the top would be all brown
      If it floated up all the time
      So it is prob on the bottom adding to the slime and grime

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  10. haha this brought back some memories for me of growing up with my brother and sister in our family, some fun times has, being a bit bad...the fence has a bite alright, never met the sand, not test tubes but phosphorecent light got thrown by my hand they make quite the pop...

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    1. LOL nothing wrong with being a tad bad
      Happens to all whether lass or lad
      Plus makes for fun down the road
      Even though sometimes I don't know how I didn't get squashed like a toad
      Or break my neck
      But what they heck
      Light bulbs were fun to breaks too
      Away they flew

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  11. Pat's only going to hell if the person who flew into the pond on a sled died. If not, that's just comedy gold. Next time get it on video, k?

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    1. LMAO nope alive and well
      So I guess Pat can avoid hell
      That was before youtube and such though
      So no camera did show
      Not sure they'd fall for it now
      As they are more aware some how..haha

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  12. There is quick sand in Nova Scotia?!?!?!!? Omg, that SCARES me!!!!! I never thought that was real... lol

    Looks like Pat enjoys making others suffer!! lol Cat, don't believe a word he says before he makes you do some silly thing that leaves you brusied!! hahahaha

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    1. hahaha not generally there isn't any quick sand around
      But in our backyard it was surely found
      Stood in that and you would sink quite fast
      But the tree above was vast
      So we just grabbed onto a branch of that
      And hauled ourselves out of the quicksand vat
      It got covered over at some point though
      I guess we lost one too many shoes to its quick sand flow...lol

      LMAO when they believe me
      It causes such glee
      To watch them go through
      A window or two..hahaha

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  13. Poor Pat. Sounds like Hard Head deserved all of it and more. Next time, bring a dog along and train him to bite him on the tush!

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    1. LOL not sure he deserved it
      But he still got hit after hit
      Believed Pat too
      Not a wise thing to do..haha

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  14. Sounds interesting, nice rhymes!

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    1. Two in one from R
      Things are still going far

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  15. Hah! That air pump one is hilarious. I can picture it now.

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    1. LOL some rubber balls aren't meant to be that large
      And when they blow quite the thunderous discharge

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  16. broken test tubes remind me of something i'd actually never forget.
    a bunch of girls in school used some test tubes to experiment with themselves.
    ...but a test tube while it was inside of this girl!
    ambulance rushed over to get her and everyone in school had the news.

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    1. Ummm shouldn't she have known that would end bad?
      Even that is known to this lad
      I guess she was the talk of the school
      For being a tad bit of a fool..haha

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  17. Oh, picking on younger siblings can be such fun
    and gives stories to tell on holidays about when you were young.
    You can laugh yourself to tears
    and bring others disbelief and fears
    love it when parents didn't know until years past
    when you recall the stories that are wide and vast!

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    1. Yeah such fun when the parents don't know
      And you let it slip at your show
      But it is more funny to cause fears
      And scare away the uptight rears
      Then they will run away
      And never come back to your bay..haha

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    2. so who got you to touch an electric fence
      or did curiousity just take over at your own expense?

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    3. It was mainly curiousity that got it done
      And after the first run
      Every year or so we'd think it can't hurt that much
      And then would once again give it a touch..hahahaha

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    4. well now, that explains a whole heck of a lot
      as the yearly jolt you got
      now my brain tour makes much more sense
      and to understand, no longer need a medical license.
      lol.

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    5. LOL so the jolt let you in
      To my brain bin?
      Next time you cross over to it
      I guess I just need one good eletric hit
      And off you go
      No longer in my brain and back at your show

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    6. No, silly.
      I meant I've always wondered about you as I take the brain tour and now that I know as a kid you touched an electric fence once a year that explains some of the weird things I see on my tour.

      Jolts don't let me in or out.
      I'm there to stay so go ahead and pout.
      lol.

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    7. Ohhh I got you now at my sea
      Just so messed up from the fences that fried me
      That why I have so much room up there for fact
      As the shocks made room for each and every act..haha

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    8. oh, now I am laughing out loud at you
      I think I'm tired and getting silly, too.
      Did you scream blue murder when you touched that fence?
      Did it knock you to the ground with pain so intense?
      I already know it gave your brain some vents
      and that you lost some of your sense. lol.

      anyway very funny post on H
      I can see why the original one was replaced.
      was the first one hairy eyeball
      or some zombie that would maul?

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    9. hahaha I hoppe around shouting a bit
      But I could take the hit
      Never knew of screaming blue murder then
      But I suppose that would apply at my den
      Never knocked me to the ground though
      Although you some sense did go..haha

      It was Hazards at my sea
      And later on that one will cause glee

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    10. Oh hazards would be good
      post it later, you should.
      I usually write the day I post
      and sometimes have one extra as a host
      can't believe you have weeks in the wings
      waiting to be published so they can sing!
      Just like the files in your head
      rows of storage, alphabetized, oh dread.
      hahaha.

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    11. LOL 7 more and I am done through May
      Here at my bay
      I did something to do at work
      And being ahead is just an added perk
      For then if a day comes with tons to do
      A always have a post ready to view
      And the hazards will come
      Sometimes in May from my little rhyming bum

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  18. goodness what a fun spot this is! I will be rhyming and alliterating all day long...glad to have foudn you through A-Z!

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    1. Yeah I guess it is quite the fun spot
      And hope you have fun rhyming a lot

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  19. Wait, so you've lost a shoe to quicksand before? Or are you just doing a PSA haha.

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    1. Nope I have lost a shoe or two
      And a boot as well to the quick sand at my old zoo..haha

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  20. Poor hard hat getting hit on the head with a hammer, that Pat is a bully sometimes !~!
    I am soooooo pleased your cats can SPELL. When I see the way my family spells on Facebook I want to cringe or, I have to fight an overwhelming urge in a comment to state that it IS: 'I am so bored' Not 'I am so board' It happens every time and I just want to .... Yikes! Haha

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    1. LOL yes the cats can spell for the most part
      And surely take it to heart
      They don't screw up the board at all
      That would surely drive one up the wall
      But it is facebook too
      That is just umm ewww

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  21. The kids in gym class would all laugh and scoff
    in the showers at Hung who sloughed it all.
    But, the boy from Taiwan got all hacked off
    whenever they called him "Ping Pong Balls."

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    1. haha sounds like you had some shower fun
      Or at least a tale or two to give a run
      But ping pong balls is good..LOL
      Remember that I should

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  22. Why, pray tell, would you be throwing a hammer? Or sledding into a pond? or seeing how deep sinking sand is? Are you completely mad? Scratch that ... I already know you are!

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    1. LMAO yes I am crazy at can be
      And so you answered yourself at my sea..hahaha

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  23. crispy brain cells and an uncle who is quite dim
    ping pong balls and boards in baseball is going out on a limb
    but to the edge i will follow
    and that's becuz your rhymes aren't hollow
    my opinion is pat isn't going to hell
    uncle hard head just needs to chill for a spell

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    1. hahaha well that is good that Pat won't fry
      On the day he is to die
      Even after ping pong baseball
      And causing hammers to fall

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  24. Poor Pat! He always suffers at the paws of his beloved cat.

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    1. Yes the cat has a big mouth indeed
      And blabs everything on his feed

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  25. Yeah, hammers can hurt. And why exactly were you throwing one? Didn't your mother ever tell you that you shouldn't do that?

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    1. I was climbing down from a tree
      And wanted my hand free
      So I tossed the hammer down to him
      And he didn't catch it so things turned a bit dim..hahaha

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  26. I once had a bike with a problem with the breaks

    lets just say I had the aches

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    1. Yeah another reason why I'd rather walk
      Less of a shock

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    1. I'm with your there
      Hate the whole biking affair

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  28. Very enlightening bits of data here…hmmm…lol

    Electric fences remind me of the ren and stimpy episode, Don't pee on the electric fence

    Dryers are not amusement rides, but I guess, under the right conditions it couldn't be any worse than some of those at the fairs you see

    Hammers, nope, not a toy

    I like the elastic ball one, that must've been fun

    and so funny, when we were kids wrestling was the thing, we actually had our own wrestling league, but we didn't fake the matches which sure had some parents squawking about, but I used to pretend I was Ric Flair, so the figure four, well obviously that was one I would use without fear--unfortunately it actually was easier to break as I did think, for that match I lost, as I faced a guy who was as big as, and a huge fan of Kamala, and out I went with that big old splash lol

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    1. Can't say I ever peed on one
      Thank God that was never done
      Hammers should not be thrown
      They make people groan
      Yeah the elastic ball was fun
      Until it crushed a guy against the wall then I was done
      Yep wrestling was the thing
      Let our fists fling
      In our imaginary ring
      Some pain that did bring
      But I would not give up one bit
      To stubborn for it..haha

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  29. I fear saying this, "but boys will be boys." At the store this morning, I saw two energized (no, not bunnies) boys with their father. Screaming, pushing, scrapping with each other I did wonder how I raised 2 boys and lived to tell about it. The girls were so much quieter and easy. But once grown up, I couldn't be without them. :)

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    1. Yeah I have no idea how we or mom survived either at our bay
      But I guess where there is a will there is a way
      And now that we are all older
      No fear of getting crushed by a bolder..haha

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  30. Boys will be boys, that saying is true.
    I have two boys who seem a lot like you! ;)

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    1. Better watch the hammers then
      And hope they don't go missing at your den

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  31. I just had a funny thought
    That peta people may abhor
    But if you two ever fought
    Who would get the figure 4?

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    1. We both used it a bit
      But for neither it was a hit
      As it took to long to snap into place
      By then we'd whack the other in the face..haha

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  32. I simultaneously cringed and laughed while reading this post. :P

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    1. haha now that takes talent for the cat to do
      You know that has to be true

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  33. Interesting facts Pat
    Though going downhill in the bike
    isn't fun as my son did that and
    couldn't brake and landed with an
    injury.

    I wanted to thank you for your
    kinds in my blogversary post. I am
    really happy to have known the rhyming
    cats and Pat ~

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    1. Thankfully no injury was had
      To the hard head lad
      Just no more window in the door
      As that was lost forever more
      Happy you've been around globland too
      Always fun to come and view

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  34. that bicycle/ glass door story sounds like a good one

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    1. Yep it is a good one to repeat
      Just another Pat feat
      Convincing him all was fine
      And he believed I was divine..hahaha

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  35. Poor uncle Hard Head. I'm surprised he isn't in a coma. Maybe that will happen during the spring fling. ;)

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    1. LOL yeah I was surprised as well
      As Pat surely rang his bell

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  36. Okay, then. Sounds like we should get out the Trivial Pursuit Game. Personally, this kind of information always fascinates me.

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    1. haha yeah me too
      Always fun to see what another did at their zoo
      And how they lived to tell the tale
      Proving again the pta nuts fail in their wail

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  37. Wow, I can't say they sound at all too pleasant.

    Found a litter of five kitty's in the generator at work this morning. Had to take it apart to save them because the generator would have killed them in the morning.

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    1. They were pleasant to watch though
      Put on quite the show

      Poor kitties stuck in there
      Glad you saved them at your work lair

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  38. Thank god you chose to put the word dryer in there! Second I saw that I remembered I still never put the clothes in lol

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    1. LOL glad I could help you out
      Never know what can come from my daily shout

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  39. I hope my kid doesn't think of this stuff!

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    1. LOL yes you better hope not
      But then you already have your hands full a lot

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  40. I once grabbed an electric fence
    And haven't been the same since
    My mind seems to go
    But that will always be my woe.

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    1. My mind seems clear
      Guess it kicked it into gear
      Or maybe I fear
      Whatever was there came out my rear

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  41. Very fun! I like your blog - found it through the A-Z challenge.

    Christine
    Coffee in the Garden

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    1. Glad you liked as you hop about
      With all giving the a to z a shout

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  42. Hey I just read almost a months worth of your posts in the last hour and I hope I can stay a bit more up to date for now on. :)

    Your fan Bragon!

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    1. LMAO I hope you brain is still in one peice after that
      So much rhyming at my mat
      To you a tip my hat
      Not sure many could do that

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  43. I really like your blog, followed :)

    http://fizzvideo.blogspot.com/

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  44. We all learn by our bruises, i learned to delete my browsing history when i have a girlfreind. . Were getting a tour of your childhood here, you were Dennis The Menace it seems, but who was Wilson?. Least your didn't end up warm clothes in a dryer.

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    1. LOL yeah deleting your browsing history is good to do
      Especially if she likes to stalk you
      And yeah the bruises are the best
      As they prove you put it to the test
      And are now wiser for it
      At least hopefully a bit

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    2. Oh and no Mr. Wilson was found
      As we didn't have too many neighbors around

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  45. cat and the history tales
    never would have thought history can be fun too :P

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    1. LOL yeah the cat can make anything fun
      As he gives it a rhyming run

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  46. I'm thinking about an electric fence around my desk at work... A toy car can also become vile when it's Gene Simmons behind the wheel.

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