Thursday, May 10, 2012

The Alliance Is Toast As The Cat Makes Them Roast!

So that stinkin alliance of poo heads hangs around my sea trying to stop me. But it will never happen at my hall for the cat took it to them and had a ball. Now they are a little crispy and fried. Never fear though as I don't think anyone actually died.

You see this pretty car? The one they hopped in to try and get away from my bar. Well it went very very fast and got away. Or at least they thought so as my timer was on a few minute delay.

And boom went their pretty car. Proving you never get far when you mess with a cat. So bye bye alliance car as the cat continues to squash you flat.

Thought I would not find your uber secret lair. Not hard with the way Irish Air tends to swear. I just followed the eejit calling and then the poor bricks starting falling.


As boom their hideout flew through the air. Poor poor Irish Air was too dusty to swear. I guess they need to work on that uber secret thing a bit. I'm sure sooner or later they may get it.


It seems they had enough and were trying to get rough. They sent some tin can from the future back after me and he was sure a sight to see.


As he joined the scarp heap and gave off a final little beep. The poor robot sounded so sad. I think he even cried out for his dad. Maybe Penguin Man should not have made him so emotional or something. He may have stood a chance at beating a dog at least at some other wing.


So they called in the big guns. These guys gave me the runs. The scariest things I have ever seen. So I had to get mean. Okay maybe not as bad as a mime but clowns and their ugly mugs commit such a crime.

Then BOOM! They were good and dead for bringing me gloom. Clowns vaporized into thin air each and every smiley faced, red nosed, freaky looking pair.

Then came their uber secret fleet and they thought I was beat. I mean look at all of those things. I wouldn't be expected to stop those even with wings. But that is where they always screw up. They treat the cat like a butt sniffing pup.


So BOOM went the whole planet and bush number three. I guess no one is alive to see. At least I got that alien fleet and the alliance was truly beat. Sorry for all the collateral damage to all of you. Oh wait! This isn't entirely true. For this is a warning of what will come. So say your goodbyes and drink back a final glass of rum.

You just did that right? Now I truly gave Irish Air a plight. For you all drank all that rum and are drunk as a skunk in a funk. So you can all swear like her. That will surely ruffle her fur. Plus Penguin Man likes it all PG. So score another win for me and I didn't even have to blow up a thing here at my wing. See what has come to pass? You simply can't beat my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

154 comments:

  1. I see you like to blow things up, Pat. Maybe someone needs to create some of sort of Peace Alliance in order to save the world from the frustrations of a disgruntled cat! hahahaha

    You could have gave me the car instead of blowing it up though!! Hmph.

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    1. Well if you want to make a statement
      And show the alliance their fate is to get bent
      Literally in this case
      As they go boom all over the place
      Explosive is the best thing to be
      And watching causes quite a bit of glee
      Pffft the cat is egged on by the alliance turds
      He would rather eat birds
      But they disturb the peace
      So I'll forgo eating geese
      LMAO you've been flip flopping to their side
      So you don't get the shiny new ride
      It goes boom
      And shows all the alliance are in for doom and gloom

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    2. The alliance offered me position of general! There are no opportunities to grow within your organization. All you have for hire is "minion". Being a cat slave isn't what I'm going to school for ;) hahahahaha

      But the car could have been a nice perk!!!!! LOL

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    3. Yeah but as the cat rules the world more and more
      You will get perks at his shore
      But since you are a flip flopper
      Things go boom that you would like, as in the fancy car and maybe your own chopper

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    4. you don't need his cars, Jaxy, as a general you get your own pink tank with eyelashes in front.

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    5. Ohhh, pink AND eyelashes???? I really do loveee that... :D

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    6. Pffft a pink tank wouldn't be threatening at all
      It would surely fall

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    7. you will speak differently, cat, when Jaxy turns its pink canon on your bum....

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    8. And nice flowers come out
      And float about
      Oh so scary
      As the cat moons his butt that is oh so hairy

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    9. you know very well your hairy bum is not a threat to us, we'd actually love to see it :PP

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    10. It would distract
      And then along comes the boom and doom act

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    11. LMAO I think a pink tank would be very intimidating. Did you not fear the pink power ranger? Hm... What about a pink hippo? Wouldn't want one of those to sit on you!!! Or the pink panther!! He could steal all your riches!!

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    12. The pink panther would be more intimidating than a pink tank
      But then again if a NYer was driving the cars in front would start to clank

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    1. Oh you're in deep shit now ya big Irishman. I can't even believe you've sided against one of your own kind. Nor can I believe you'd be brave enough to piss off an Irishwoman, but you just did. You really need to go home and be reminded of just how dangerous that is. Well consider it on Francis because you're going down!!!

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    2. hahahahahaha see Anne
      The Irish are even a fan
      You've lost your own kind
      To my little rhyming behind
      That cat as scared one and all
      And now you better bow down before you fall

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    3. wow...what's got into the Lurk? This is very interesting! What a turn of events!

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    4. Yeah Lurk is with me
      For he knows the alliance are about as threatening as a flea

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    5. I've been brainwashed, it must be kitty litter!

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    6. Oh it's a turn of events all right. I haven't worked out what I'm going to do to him yet, but after I get done throwing a few more plates at the wall I'll get around to it.

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    7. LOL Lurk is trying to back peddle now
      But he can never escape the meow

      hahahahaha well at least you don't have to wash the dishes
      As they bust don't forget to make wishes

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    8. I'm making wishes right now and they all involve getting my hands on a certain Irishman and shaking him till his teeth rattle in his head. Kitty litter my arse. The Alliance is now backing Rayonia!!!

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    9. LMAO oh what can come from the cat
      He should have thought twice before agreeing with my mat
      But then again he goes with the winner
      And not the crappy alliance whose hopes are looking thinner

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    10. I'm shocked.... how could Lurk betray his countrywoman like this??? Lurk, you are the biggest disappointment of my life...
      Annzie, that's what you get when you nurture a snake in your bosoms... :(

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    11. the lurking snake bites you :(((

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    12. I've got gamers hitting my page like crazy right now. It's either because of the post or because I told the big Irishman off and they're stunned with the shock of it. They're coming back over and over and over.

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    13. hahahahaha they are coming to show their hate
      For Lurk's fate
      As he chose the right side
      And screw your Irish pride..haha

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    14. I can't even move from the shock.... should I unfollow him now? I'm not speaking with him again....

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    15. LOL get over it
      He chose the right one to back and isn't a nitwit.hahaha

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    16. Lurker,
      Big mistake. I am siding with Rayonia now.

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    17. Pfft you can side all you wish
      For Rayonia has the luck of a dead fish

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  3. if my pretty car went BOOM like that, i'll be clinically depressed for a while, Pat :)

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    1. Well as long as you had it insured you were safe
      Otherwise you may get depressed, eat to much, and things could start to chafe

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  4. Great rhymes as always Pat, I swear if you did that to my future car though I'd be so mad haha. Man your rhymes are definitely not a fad.

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    1. LOL just don't join such a crummy group
      And your eyes won't droop
      As I would have no need to blow up your car
      Or cover it in tar

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  5. Such violence booming out of your mat
    well the alliance is not yet beaten by the cat
    and doesn't look like those big guns at all
    off to run to underground secret meeting ~

    Have a good day ~

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    1. You are wise Heaven in your assessment of the situation. The cat is bluffing and payback is now due. The Alliance will never be destroyed, never!!

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    2. Enjoy your secret meeting
      For it will be fleeting
      When the has his say
      And blows up each and every bay
      So have a nice day
      Before the cat causes dismay

      Pffft you will go down
      And no one will frown
      For they will love the cat
      For squashing you flat

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    3. No cat, you and your minions are going to pay and pay dearly.

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    4. I will never pay
      First one needs money for that at his bay
      And secondly the cat struck first
      And may have ignited your thirst
      But the cat doesn't not care
      He will set fire to your lair

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    5. Heaven is on our side, Annzie, we should make her one of our angel generals...

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    6. It's as good as done Dez!

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    7. Pfft you can have here too
      As the cat will flush you all down the loo

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    8. pfft, you really think I could fit through the loo?

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    9. If I made it a big enough one
      Like those old ancient stone ones that look nasty and are no fun

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  6. Your talents are not pale
    when you set out to weave a tale!

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    1. Nope and watching the alliance go boom
      Surely seems to fill a room

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    2. Keep digging that grave deeper cat.

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    3. Yeah it has to be deep
      For when I throw in your alliance heap

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  7. You right bloody bastard if you think this won't go unpunished you don't know me very well. I just beat one Canadian and I can beat two. There is an untapped well of bitterness in my soul and you've just pulled off the lid. You feckin' poo eating, armpit hair sucking, viking woman loving freak of nature, will rue the day you were born!

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    1. hahahaha bring it on
      You can't top my lawn
      Maybe the berserk one
      Can be outdone
      But not the cat
      For he will always squash you flat
      Pffft after having some juicy armpit hair
      And a tasty viking woman at my lair
      I was so glad I was born
      So your threats are just so worn
      Good luck rebuilding you crappy alliance nuts
      As you wipe off the pringle can poo bombs from your guts..haha

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    2. LMAO @ Armpit sucking!!! hahahahahahahaha

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    3. You people just don't get the cat
      Arm pit sucking is to get the taste out of your mouth from licking your own scat..haha

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    4. uh oh - I don't think you understand what you just unleashed cat....

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    5. Pfft the cat is now scared one bit
      Irish Air is just another eejit

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    6. No Elsie he has no feckin' idea. But he will find out....soon.

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    7. I'm not sure what is worst...that taste of armpit or strat? I think they are both bad!!!! Bleh, gag, barf!!

      A day with the alliance means tastes of sweet candy and bitter dark chocolate. Yum!!!!

      What are the perks of team cat other then blown up cars that could have been rocking the streets of Manhattan?????

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    8. Yeah yeah threaten away
      For you will never topple my bay

      Ummm strat is surely worse
      Armpit is just peverse
      But yes both are bad
      For a lass or lad
      But not for a cat
      He gets off on that..hahahaha

      Hmmm so a day with the alliance makes you fat?
      You are better off with the cat

      You get nice light shows
      No germs to curl your toes
      Learn to rhyme as well
      And don't get blown to Hell
      With collateral damage from the alliance roast
      As they are going to be toast

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    9. I did tell you not to mess too much with Anzzie, Cat, but you just couldn't listen to me.... I fear for you now... things will happen to you tonight when you go outside to throw out the garbage....

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    10. The cat will think he's being snip snipped without anesthesia tonight!!

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    11. the rockets will fly, the feline bums will shake, the crickets will scream, the Alliance will beam!

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    12. Pffft the feline is not scared one bit
      Or some irish nitwit
      She'll get drunk
      In some funk
      And trip over her smashed dishes
      Never getting her wishes..haha

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    1. See R likes when Anne and Dez go bye bye
      And when they sit and fry..hahaha

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    2. Now now
      Go have a cow
      Just push
      And it will come out your tush
      Damn the cat is on a roll
      As he has total control

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    3. R would say the same even if you revealed the doctors found fungus on your feet and can't treat them ....

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    4. What is your obsession with things going in and out of bums cat?

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    5. and then he projects his obsession on us, which is a psychological sign of a very flimsy cat...

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    6. Pffft Dez talks more about behinds and poo
      The I ever do
      Trying to blame some projection
      For such an ejection
      And yeah R would say the same
      No matter how or how not tame

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  9. I think the cat's had a wee bit too much cat nip.

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    1. Bah the cat wants more
      So more eventful alliance crushing can be in store

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  10. Oh those clowns! hahaha
    I'm not scared of them, but seriously!
    What kid would love them deliriously?
    They look a little creepy to me!

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    1. LOL yeah they are very creepy indeed
      Those are the likes the alliance tend to breed
      So watch your back
      They may come to your shack
      And want to hook up
      With more than your coffee cup..hahahaha

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    2. yep, those clowns definitely aren't ours, I'm scared by them too. It's possible those are some of cat's kins who were following him on a family picnic ....

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    3. Pfft don't try to deny
      As that is one big lie
      The cat found them outside your shore
      Them and so much more

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    4. they heard you were coming so they came to address their feline ruler... we had to beat them off with sticks to keep them away from our walls and parapets...

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    5. Well they aren't no freinds of mine
      No matter if they think I'm divine
      I'll blow them up for pleasure
      And throw in a mime or two for good measure

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  11. huhg! you feel well Pat
    you sound so. ...booming!
    LMAO personally I dont feel well with all those booms!

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    1. haha are you scared of the boom?
      As oh dear it could bring quite the bit of doom

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    2. Im not scared dear!!!! but my mood is not for booms!
      I wanna so me peace lol

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    3. Pffft peace will never occur
      With the cat and his spotted fur

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    4. these clowns are horrible LMAO but you enjoy to show us like those teeth or the foots ha
      I dont like clowns:(

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    5. I know the cat enjoy scare all the people!

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    6. Yep the cat likes to scare
      Here at his lair

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    7. only in his lair? lol
      i think sometimes is charming:)

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    8. The cat can charm
      Oh dear I need to cause more harm

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    9. Actually want me to?
      Geez look at you

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    10. I wiil change my avatar here see only one eye! in my blog is OK.
      Hey you dont visit me, my post is not about food!lol

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    11. Yes a big eye ball
      And I never saw a new one at your hall
      Guess blogger didn't like your or me today
      But I will surely come by your way

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  12. The Alliance continues to grow,
    The fear of it you need to know.
    Trying to get them drunk won't work
    Liquor only makes them go Berserc!! hahaha

    =) Not sure what I was going for there but it rhymed

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    1. Thank you Elsie, we need all the help we can get since my own kinsman has betrayed me, my anger has become a rage and knows no bounds now!!

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    2. hahahaha you can have the suck up
      Who has one too many a pup
      For she too will fry
      I'll get that fake eye
      And hahahaha love the rage
      As the Irish show they want to see the alliance go boom or thrown in a cage

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    3. which kinsman, Annzie, don't tell me it's Lurk???

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    4. Sadly Dez, I have been betrayed. I haven't done a damn thing to the man and he's betrayed me. He's publicly sided with cat and has humiliated me beyond belief.

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    5. that's hight treason! We're ignoring the existence of Lurk from now on....

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    6. Lurk is with the cat
      Leaving you like a drowning rat
      Your humiliation was grand
      For your fall is surely at hand

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  13. oh my this is summer blockbuster material all the explosions and stuff even before i finish my cereal, surreal for sure, but no bore---sounds like a battle erupting on your shore---and why so pyhrric taking out even bush number three---what annes got up here sleave i will have to wait and see...

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    1. Sometimes you have to go all the way
      To make sure all are gone from your bay
      So kaboom they go
      Even your own show
      But I still win
      And I don't fear what will come from some Irish woman drunk off gin..hahahaha

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  14. Today's post was brought to you by Michael Bay!

    I'm not going to complain though, since you did blow up that awful cheerleading clown pyramid orgy.

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    1. haha most of his movies are over the top crap
      But still I went boom like that chap
      And the alliance took the hit
      Whoever would hire a clown pyramid orgy is just a nitwit

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  15. Seeing crashes and blasts with really a really good sound system was the best way to de-stress after exams.

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    1. haha well no sounds system is here
      But I at least gave the explosions from my little rhyming rear

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  16. you blew up the whole planet and you wonder why the Alliance fights against you? Who else would protect the humanity from your ebil destruction?

    I'm actually really toast right now, since my surgeon is treating my bruises with radio waves on a daily basis and they tend to roast the skin :)

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    1. I shall send a lovely hunk over to rub butter on you darling to ease the burning.

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    2. oh, will you, dahling, can I rub something on him too?

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    3. Pfft the cat will make it all go away
      And then all can have a nice day
      Of at least they won't know
      For there will be nothing left to show
      Nasty with the skin as well
      That must be hell

      Rub away
      The cat just does not want to see such a display

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    4. don't be jealous, cat, I'll rub your tummy too if you behave nicely.

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    5. Actually the cat needs more of a back rub
      The tummy is alright at my hub

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  17. Lot of violence in this blog.
    Blue man got killed where that poor guy is still in denial and now whole planet has gone kaboom.
    You cant handle your fights with Irish Air, so had to blow the whole planet? Anyway I am glad that those clowns got burnt to ashes. Coulrophoibic am I?

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    1. Blue Man is still alive right now
      So don't have a cow
      I can handle them just fine
      I just figured blowing up the planet to be divine
      Then they all go bye bye
      And I made the alliance fry!

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  18. Pat we've just got a call from Hubby's neurosurgeon. The test results are all in and it's to be two surgeries and it's very, very serious. I've slammed up a quick post explaining it and explaining why I may have to drop off suddenly.

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    1. No making fun of that
      That is awful at your mat
      I hope both go really well
      And he beats this what must be God awful hell

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    2. Just read it, Anne. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

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    3. The blue man being nice
      Might not see that twice

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  19. Take that clowns!!!!! I enjoyed this one aside from them.... it had a very Independence Day vibe going for it....

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    1. Yep just like the aliens brought doom
      The cat made everything go boom
      Especially each stinkin clown
      Glad I made them frown

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  20. now what's all that explosion and fire-stuff at your place today..i thought that it smells a bit burnt when i opened the page..ha...and now to that rum..smiles

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    1. Enjoy that rum
      As I blew away each alliance bum
      For as they fry
      You can suck back the liquor with some pie

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  21. Ha, it is kind of a breakdown of the cliches of a bad action film, im waiting for the glass pane crossing the road that the car can drive through.I always thought the Terminator could be disabled by some hacker for the lulz of course, no grand ideals.

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    1. A hacker
      Could stop the attacker
      But that wouldn't make for much action
      So he'd have to be part of a faction
      The glass
      Irish Air broke as she cursed my little rhyming ass

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  22. What a doomsday prophet the cat is today, lots of explosions and even some clowns. A terminator even makes his rounds, with flying saucers in hot pursuit, love how you connect the egyptian pyramid thing, instantly got me think of stargate and how that one opens up. Great job you apocalyptic nut hahaa

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    1. Yeah the blown up pyramid came from stargate
      As that is just the cat's fate
      Having seen all of that show
      And those clowns are scary and just had to go

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  23. OMGoodness... I have NEVER liked clowns... your pic reminds me of why!!
    Talk about scary! I am so glad everything bad got all blown up and all is once more right with the world... well, our world anyways, your world is just too freaky to be all right...haha :)

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    1. haha you calling me freaky at my sea?
      I guess that goes well with crazy
      I'll have to send the scary clowns your way
      Just to wish you a very nice day

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    1. Another with the cat
      We will squash the alliance flat

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  25. I hate to be chased by the terminator all day

    I end up like kyle reese with dismay

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    1. Yes that would be very bad
      As you'd be dead more than a tad

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  26. Awesome story! But next time try not to blow up the Ferrari Enzo lol

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    1. The cat at to make a point
      Sorry if blowing up the pretty car made you nose go out of joint haha

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  27. Whoa. Cat is mighty powerful with those explosives today. I'm staying out of his way! (But I'm not sad about the clowns. I wasn't much liking their frowns.)

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    1. haha and rhyming at my sea
      The explosives must have been really scary

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  28. Clowns before bed .....I'm going to have nightmares

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    1. Sorry about that
      At least they were blown up by the cat

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    1. But that is why I'm fun
      A whole ton

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  30. Nope, you can't beat the cat!

    And wow, those clowns were creepy.

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    1. Another that is on the cat's side
      The alliance will never change the tide

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  31. Today I learned that the most destructive force known to man is a cat with explosive powers.

    Good to know.

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    1. Yes beware the cat
      Or he will squash you flat

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  32. Didn't I tell you never to leave a cat alone with explosives?

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    1. Nope you never told me that
      Must have been a different cat or Pat

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  33. That's right. Don't mess with cats. Thanks for posting.

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    1. Nope never mess with cats
      Or at the very least they'll pee on your door mats haha

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  34. I really need to stop trying to decipher these rhymes at 4am drunk...

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    1. LOL that would be a good thing
      To stop with such a ring

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  35. The cat is cool. He makes everything explode and is not afraid to do it.

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    1. Nope not afraid one bit
      The alliance now knows it

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    1. Can be quite scary
      Especailly when you see my bum that is oh so hairy

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