Answer this question and that is not a suggestion:
Where were you on the night the moon was three times bigger than a cow and the farmer broke his plow?
Come on, don't be shy. We need to find the little blue guy.
Thats extreem rhyming! Experience spring, have a fling? Dang, being in a relationship is wrecking my spring!!
Likely story using your relationship in all its glory.
Oh my God, did the cat just eat mother goose?
Don't change the subject. I'm marking you down for neglect.
Do you like the taste of anti-freeze?
I knew you were sick. You surely get a tick. High up on the list of those that did it. I will be back to you in a bit.
oh dear and think of the blisters on the lobe from limping along the open road wishing that it had a shoe as it stumbles along saying boo-hoo.
Don't think I am going to fall for your pretend sympathy for him. Do you think Robbie Raisin is dim?
A Beer For The Shower:
Because this is sheer brilliance the likes of which neither of us can touch
Don't try and butter me up. I'm on to you and that alcohol in your cup.
You've got me a crazy assed as you are!
That is a strike against the Brit. I'm watching you for you might have thought he was a wanker and you are behind it.
That's exactly what I wanted to write
You wanted to say wanker or crazy assed? I think you've been gased. Go lie down. You did not steal the blue guy from crazy town.
Well, well, well. "Penwassa on the toilet throne" That cat of Pat is sure swell to throw this old dude a bone.
But you did not catch the bone. I heard that groan. You are on my watchlist too. I will keep another eye on you.
i know you "dear"
You know me? Pfft go to some other sea. You will not cook this raisin up or put me in some cup.
hope I don't get all blue after this rubbing business :)
You all but admitted to it. I see that blue paint from your rubbing fit. You are going in the cell and I hope for all that awful rubbing you go to Hell.
All he did was yell. Come on! Punch a monkey a least
Are you in on it too? Punching is a sure fire clue.
You Blasphemer?Flushed away?
I'm the one asking the questions here. Is that clear?
You did it again with your mighty pen
I did what? Have you been sniffing a butt?
I know I'd do my best to buy it!
You think the milk carton is for sale. Oh that is just an epic fail!
You better check yourself Before you wreck yourself Cause I come real stealth
Don't give me that tough guy talk. Take your eyeball and go for a walk.
Fleas on knees?? For the love of god!!! What did I do now?! lol And suck it up buttercup??? Hmph!
Pfft! I'm not even wasting my time on you. Once you saw he was blue you'd go scrub down thinking he had some disease. What is it with you and fleas on knees?
I miss Johnny five I hope theres nothing wrong with his disk drive
This happened in the here and now. Get out of the 80's and fix the farmer's plow.
I'll join the Armstrong man if he doesn't mind i'm his fan or steal my van.
So you were the getaway driver you say? Oh that just makes my day. Get in the cell! You too can go to Hell.
the Zebra Thong keeps playing in my mind
My god! You made him wear a thong? That is just soooo wrong. In the cell with you. That is just so eww.
The Angry Lurker
I'm with Waffles
You want to buy the milk too? Tell me it is not true.
Can we expect Cat to fear Or stick around and play ball
I expect you to answer my damn question now! Or go save the cow.
I heard he is very protective of his mate..and yeah, he can attack.. so I will just stare at his devotion
So the blue guy put up a fight? Glad to know he did not go quietly into that good night.
so why did the chicken cross the fricken road, and was he lazy and cross in the middle or just crazy, maybe just a little, but when you walk the jay be careful
Figures you'd be gawking and chicken stalking. You're off the hook all you do is look. Wait! What are you pointing at? Who cares about the cat. What? You spy a blue guy? What the poo? This can't be true.
What's wrong with you people? You're always talking about poo.We need to add a bit of variation to the mix: crap, defecation, discharge, dung, excrement, excretion, fecal matter, feces, feculence, flux, manure, number two, shit, stool, waste. Amen.
And my money was on R too. I wonder why he never came into Robbie Raisin's view? Don't you love when people come to visit the cat even if they are raisins and other strange things you want to squash flat? The blue man was also quite crass, naming everything that comes out of my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.