The Case Of Mr. Blue On Whoopdi Friggin Doo!

Robbie is here. That is Raisin, Robbie Raisin. So have no fear. I had to get the cat away from his New York yapping as I knew your foot was tapping. But an important update really has come to light. Zombie Foot has returned this night. Scroll below and see that butt ugly toe. No? You are right it will not show. For even bigger news has come out that I must give a shout. Whoopdi Friggin Doo has learned that Mr. Blue is no longer in anyones view.

It seems some one , cough alliance cough, has kidnapped the blue guy and taken him somewhere to make him cry. I hear they are going to torture him with fluffy feathers and fools gold. How can anyone be so cold? We here at Whoopdi Friggin Doo have our suspicions on who it is, cough poo people cough, but first we have to have everyone answer a one question quiz. Then the really culprit or culprits will come to light and Robbie Raisin will save the blue guy from such an awful plight.

Answer this question and that is not a suggestion:

Where were you on the night the moon was three times bigger than a cow and the farmer broke his plow?

Come on, don't be shy. We need to find the little blue guy.

Besercules:
Thats extreem rhyming! Experience spring, have a fling? Dang, being in a relationship is wrecking my spring!!

Likely story using your relationship in all its glory.

Fred:
Oh my God, did the cat just eat mother goose?

Don't change the subject. I'm marking you down for neglect.

Anne:
Do you like the taste of anti-freeze?

I knew you were sick. You surely get a tick. High up on the list of those that did it. I will be back to you in a bit.

Betsy:
oh dear and think of the blisters on the lobe from limping along the open road wishing that it had a shoe as it stumbles along saying boo-hoo.

Don't think I am going to fall for your pretend sympathy for him. Do you think Robbie Raisin is dim?

A Beer For The Shower:
Because this is sheer brilliance the likes of which neither of us can touch

Don't try and butter me up. I'm on to you and that alcohol in your cup.

Daydreamertoo
You've got me a crazy assed as you are!

That is a strike against the Brit. I'm watching you for you might have thought he was a wanker and you are behind it.

Elisa:
That's exactly what I wanted to write

You wanted to say wanker or crazy assed? I think you've been gased. Go lie down. You did not steal the blue guy from crazy town.

Al Penwasser:
Well, well, well. "Penwassa on the toilet throne" That cat of Pat is sure swell to throw this old dude a bone.

But you did not catch the bone. I heard that groan. You are on my watchlist too. I will keep another eye on you.

Gloria
i know you "dear"

You know me? Pfft go to some other sea. You will not cook this raisin up or put me in some cup.

Dezmond
hope I don't get all blue after this rubbing business :)

You all but admitted to it. I see that blue paint from your rubbing fit. You are going in the cell and I hope for all that awful rubbing you go to Hell.

DWei
All he did was yell. Come on! Punch a monkey a least

Are you in on it too? Punching is a sure fire clue.

meandmythinkingcap
You Blasphemer?Flushed away?

I'm the one asking the questions here. Is that clear?

Mary
You did it again with your mighty pen

I did what? Have you been sniffing a butt?

YeamieWaffles
I know I'd do my best to buy it!

You think the milk carton is for sale. Oh that is just an epic fail!

Elsie
You better check yourself Before you wreck yourself Cause I come real stealth

Don't give me that tough guy talk. Take your eyeball and go for a walk.

Jax
Fleas on knees?? For the love of god!!! What did I do now?! lol And suck it up buttercup??? Hmph!

Pfft! I'm not even wasting my time on you. Once you saw he was blue you'd go scrub down thinking he had some disease. What is it with you and fleas on knees?

Adam
I miss Johnny five I hope theres nothing wrong with his disk drive

This happened in the here and now. Get out of the 80's and fix the farmer's plow.

Baur
I'll join the Armstrong man if he doesn't mind i'm his fan or steal my van.

So you were the getaway driver you say? Oh that just makes my day. Get in the cell! You too can go to Hell.

Jaya J
the Zebra Thong keeps playing in my mind

My god! You made him wear a thong? That is just soooo wrong. In the cell with you. That is just so eww.

The Angry Lurker
I'm with Waffles

You want to buy the milk too? Tell me it is not true.

Hank
Can we expect Cat to fear Or stick around and play ball

I expect you to answer my damn question now! Or go save the cow.

Grace
I heard he is very protective of his mate..and yeah, he can attack.. so I will just stare at his devotion

So the blue guy put up a fight? Glad to know he did not go quietly into that good night.

Brian
so why did the chicken cross the fricken road, and was he lazy and cross in the middle or just crazy, maybe just a little, but when you walk the jay be careful

Figures you'd be gawking and chicken stalking. You're off the hook all you do is look. Wait! What are you pointing at? Who cares about the cat. What? You spy a blue guy? What the poo? This can't be true.

RCB
What's wrong with you people? You're always talking about poo.We need to add a bit of variation to the mix: crap, defecation, discharge, dung, excrement, excretion, fecal matter, feces, feculence, flux, manure, number two, shit, stool, waste. Amen.

Hmm upon second look it seems everyone is off the hook. I got the wrong blue guy as someone told me a lie. But Robbie Raisin is not at fault. You nuts can stay locked in the vault. That is all for today as whoopdi friggin doo fades away.

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And my money was on R too. I wonder why he never came into Robbie Raisin's view? Don't you love when people come to visit the cat even if they are raisins and other strange things you want to squash flat? The blue man was also quite crass, naming everything that comes out of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.