Do Not Forget To Stop And Stare As Hazards Are Everywhere!

The cat should be back in the swing of things by the end of today. So he will once more get to each and every bay. Just so you know and then start posting here and there on the NY show.

Time to warn you of some hazards that are all around. So be very quiet and listen, not making a sound. These ones you must avoid from the normal to the paranoid. All must take heed of this oh so hazardous, awful, nasty, really really really bad stuff I'm going to show on my feed.

Isn't that the most awful hazard ever? A sharp edge should be touched never. You don't have to thank me just yet but by the end of this you will I bet.

Good luck? Really? What the duck? If you see this hazard on display run the other way. I bet you will get to where you want to go anyway and avoid driving into the bay.

This is the biggest hazard of all. For it has such a confusing call. Maybe pets are different for each and it means those you are trying to teach. Like your mate making them wear a leash as you go on a date.

Temptation is at its worst this time. For with such a hazard parents might feel in their prime. As they drop the kids off there and let them go to the circus with the guy that can continually stare.

This is a huge hazard too. For you are too busy reading this thing to watch what is coming at you. Then you turn back to the road and crush a poor toad. How mean of you? Notice how hazardous having this notice is to your view?

Soooo hazardous to you as you could end up part of the jailhouse rock crew. Remember there are laws against exposing one's self no matter what the sign says as it was probably made by a tricky elf.

This is as hazardous as can be. For those penguins will capture thee. They will work the secrets out of your head and leave you for dead. NEVER trust a penguin at all. Shoot them if they come to your hall.

This is the best ever. The maker has to be oh so clever. That way no hazards will befall you as you will be alert of anything that might come due. But of course the sign could fall over thanks to rover and flatten your car before you get very far. Just saying. So you may want to start praying.

That is a big no no. Especially if you want to keep everything down below. For if out your hand sticks it will be received by multiple kicks.

And the winner is this crazy hazard that wants to have you for dinner. Not satisfied with scaring you off and making you scoff. If you don't get shot dead this nasty hazard will double tap your head. Then you will be dined on for lunch. Can't you just hear the crunch?

So now you are wise to the hazards that are out there. From being eaten to stripping bare. Aren't you glad the cat is here for you? For without me what would you do? Poo in your shoe at half past two? I know that is just so crass and maybe even another hazard given to you by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.