Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Do Not Forget To Stop And Stare As Hazards Are Everywhere!

The cat should be back in the swing of things by the end of today. So he will once more get to each and every bay. Just so you know and then start posting here and there on the NY show.

Time to warn you of some hazards that are all around. So be very quiet and listen, not making a sound. These ones you must avoid from the normal to the paranoid. All must take heed of this oh so hazardous, awful, nasty, really really really bad stuff I'm going to show on my feed.

Isn't that the most awful hazard ever? A sharp edge should be touched never. You don't have to thank me just yet but by the end of this you will I bet.


Good luck? Really? What the duck? If you see this hazard on display run the other way. I bet you will get to where you want to go anyway and avoid driving into the bay.


This is the biggest hazard of all. For it has such a confusing call. Maybe pets are different for each and it means those you are trying to teach. Like your mate making them wear a leash as you go on a date.


Temptation is at its worst this time. For with such a hazard parents might feel in their prime. As they drop the kids off there and let them go to the circus with the guy that can continually stare.


This is a huge hazard too. For you are too busy reading this thing to watch what is coming at you. Then you turn back to the road and crush a poor toad. How mean of you? Notice how hazardous having this notice is to your view?


Soooo hazardous to you as you could end up part of the jailhouse rock crew. Remember there are laws against exposing one's self no matter what the sign says as it was probably made by a tricky elf.


This is as hazardous as can be. For those penguins will capture thee. They will work the secrets out of your head and leave you for dead. NEVER trust a penguin at all. Shoot them if they come to your hall.


This is the best ever. The maker has to be oh so clever. That way no hazards will befall you as you will be alert of anything that might come due. But of course the sign could fall over thanks to rover and flatten your car before you get very far. Just saying. So you may want to start praying.


That is a big no no. Especially if you want to keep everything down below. For if out your hand sticks it will be received by multiple kicks.


And the winner is this crazy hazard that wants to have you for dinner. Not satisfied with scaring you off and making you scoff. If you don't get shot dead this nasty hazard will double tap your head. Then you will be dined on for lunch. Can't you just hear the crunch?

So now you are wise to the hazards that are out there. From being eaten to stripping bare. Aren't you glad the cat is here for you? For without me what would you do? Poo in your shoe at half past two? I know that is just so crass and maybe even another hazard given to you by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

89 comments:

  1. LMAO At the ty for noticing the new notice. I cracked up at that one!!! Some of these can't be legit. They must be jokes!!!! hahaha

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    1. I'm channelling Annzie in a psychic moment: "The nasty cat is the joke himself!"

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    2. You can channel each other with psychic powers? Oh, I'm proud to be a general!! lol

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    3. LOL well they are out there to view
      Maybe people really don't have a clue.haha
      Of course that is nothing new
      Which we all know is true

      Pffft you can't channel a thing
      And a crappy general under their wing
      I guess the cat will roast you all
      Here at his hall

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    4. Off course we can channel each other, Jaxy, Annzie emits strong vibes whenever she smells the nasty cat around, even when she is thousands of miles away. Here, I'm channelling her again in response to ebil cat's latest comment above:
      "Be gone, nasty cat, and stick your snip snip ball in some other hall!"

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    5. I think Annzie is a bit more Irish though
      You need to work on that flow

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    6. you mean the flow of whiskey?

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    7. Yeah that would be it
      You may need to take a hit

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  2. These signs are actually hilarious Pat, great idea for you to post some of these and then critique them, awesome post.

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    1. Yeah it was done a while ago
      With the A to Z flow
      But I did another thing
      So this one waited to come out at my wing

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  3. Great signs, made me laugh today....

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    1. Glad I got a laugh today
      Always fun at my bay

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  4. I really need to be on the lookout for those pesky penguins and I try not to touch the edges of signs, but you know how that goes...

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    1. Yeah hard not to do
      Sometimes that is very true

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  5. i like the one on the children and the last one - survivors will be shot again :p

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    1. hahaha yeah the last one is grand
      But I'd avoid such a land

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  6. None of these notices would escape my notice!
    Cool signs!

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    1. No they would be hard to miss
      With their hazardous bliss

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  7. These signs cracked me up. Where are they put up? Idiotville? Penguin man mayn't like one sign in particular and I would understand why.

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    1. the penguin man despises it! And my intergalactic allies aren't happy with it either. Emperor Ming is considering attacking the ebil cat's litter box for printing those signs...

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    2. Idiotville would prob be the case
      Where these signs take place
      And penguin man
      Isn't a fan
      But who cares indeed
      Not any at this feed..lol

      Pffft attack away
      As the cat can easily defend his bay

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    3. don't be so sure, cat, Ming is bringing the Eagle people with him along with Prince Barin's Arboreal forces and Flash Gordon in golden boxers!

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    4. The boxers may blind me
      I'll have to get some shades for my sea

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    5. I am with you Dez. This is war, he is trying to slander your character.

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    6. He's the handsomest penguin man I know! And guess what: I've bought muself a yellowish/gold Armani tie. Notice the word Armani. It's a try-out tie of course, Dezzy....

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    7. P.S. Did I write muself? That's penguin speak for myself. Didn't you know?

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    8. Pfft bring it on any time
      For the cat will beat you with a rhyme

      Armani tie
      Is it so bright it might make some go blind or die?

      Yeah sure it is
      You and your misspelling biz

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    9. we do need to see Blue's pics with the golden Armani tie (hope it's Emporio Armani :PP

      @Meandmy
      pfft, cat can only eat my shorts... the one with Care Bears on it ;)

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    10. Yeah he should show some pics I say
      Of such a display

      Pfft screw that
      I want the ninja turtle ones at your mat

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  8. "shoot the penguin"??? Really? You ebil ebilness!
    But it's nice that our penguin world domination is in such expansion that we even have our own signs....

    And where's the address for that circus that buys kids? I might sell them the ebil feline offender so that the blind artist there could use him as the live target for some knife throwing :)

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    1. Yes evil I can be
      To any penguins that come to my sea
      As they will all go boom
      And the cat will cause them doom
      They don't take cats though
      So I guess you will have to join the circus flow

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    2. pfft boom and doom, is that the best nursery rhyme you can give us, cat?

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    3. That is the best for now
      As I still have to catch up somehow

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  9. hahaha...yep, almost spit my coffee, too!
    Oh how clever of you.
    I've posted several of these on my blog before
    as they can really make people roar.
    Dez will faint at that penguin sign
    I'm sure Orlin thinks it's divine
    and has posted it outside your bush #3
    to protect you from his army.
    Never saw that 'no touching' one.
    but surely laughed a ton.

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    1. yep, shooting penguins is real fun, Petsy .... I'm deeply disappointed by your laughing betrayal!

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    2. hahaha yeah they are so fun to use
      As I can even abuse
      Poor old penguin man at my sea
      And shoot the penguins with glee

      Good be disappointed I will say
      As that makes one more that from the alliance does stray

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    3. she's not a part of the Alliance, she's an independent Undergoddess of her own realm.

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    4. Well then she can do what she wants
      Even with such taunts

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    5. independent..that IS a good description of me. ;)

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    6. Me as well
      For that I can be at my cell

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  10. I have only found one funny sign in person before

    cause actually searching for one can be a chore

    but I stumbled upon one on accident

    a "do not touch flowers sign" was put up by some advocate

    though there was no flowers to be found

    and I looked around and around

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    1. LOL maybe they were just lazy
      Or their eyes were hazy
      When the sign went up
      Or they forgot to take it down creating a hiccup

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  11. ROFL at the last one. Love the fine print on the first one. And there are a few roads in Calgary that need the second sign.

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    1. haha geez that must be a pain
      Getting around a Calgary lane

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  12. These were hilarious!! I think I have seen the pay and display - or maybe I just displayed at Mardi Gras?? LMAO

    Watch Out DEZZ!!!!!

    Glad you're back, Pat

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    1. Yep back in full force at my sea
      To once again rhyme with glee
      Maybe you were a tad drunk
      Or in some type of funk

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    2. Definitely had to much to drink at NOLA
      and gave off quite the show

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    3. hahaha sure that was fun
      Pat did some thing also when he used to drink a ton..haha

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  13. Thanks, cat! I didn't know there were so many hazards out there. I'll keep an eye out for dangerous penguins and signs with sharp edges!

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    1. Glad I could help
      So those penguins won't make you yelp

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  14. glad you made it back and did not get shot, or pinched in the upper region you know, those penguins will certainly ruin your show...have i displayed my P, thats not for all to see and i think a few of these are just meant to distract me...and the one with all the twisty roads might take a little luck or leave you screaming what the DUCK!

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    1. Nope not a shot was heard
      Or a nasty word
      Yeah distract a few surely will
      And maybe even give some a thrill
      As they get to say ummm duck
      And go by in their truck

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  15. LOL BEWARE the penguins. I researched online with my fancy high tech knowledgeable database (Google) if anyone has been killed by a penguin. Here's the eerie part...none...THAT WE KNOW OF. How many do we not know of? Thousands? Hundreds of Thousands? Dare I say millions? Someone has to keep the human population under control.

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    1. LMAO wow that is quite the research you did indeed
      Thanks for sharing at my feed
      It be one big conspiracy across the land
      Which is not so grand

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    3. see, even the research says we penguins are innocent little angels....

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    4. Pfft the research is false I say
      In each and every way

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    5. Nay, I say
      Nay
      The research is true
      and you know it too.

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    6. pfft, cat, listen to Matt and his research, we won't let you spread lies about the penguin nation!

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    7. Pfft all lies
      The research is donned in a disguise
      And you really saw flies
      Or it could have been pies

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    8. The most entertaining thing is to listen to you two say "Pfft" to each other! lol!

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    9. Pfft is fun to say
      Each and every pfffting day

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    10. 'tis true, I've even started pftting in my real life too :)

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    11. LOL so have I
      Pffting all should give a try

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    12. I also sometimes say LOL in direct conversation, which is really a sign of too much time spent at the web :)

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    13. LOL I have never said that
      Although it has been thought by Pat

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    1. Yes come back I did
      Just to flip your oh dear lid

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    1. That they are
      So had to be used at my bar

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  18. LOL ...What the heck is that man doing trying to grab that woman's boobs? It's obviously saying NO to something but..what???

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    1. LOL you want him to do that?
      At your mat?
      Well go ahead and let it be done
      I'm sure it might be fun

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  19. I've seen a few of these. Signs aren't cheap, so it makes you wonder what people were thinking.

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    1. Maybe they are rich
      Of course then they would bitch
      So who knows
      Why such sign grows

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  20. Crazy signs made by crazy people. Gotta love 'em.

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    1. At least the signs aren't hazy
      But that they are crazy

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  21. Those hazards sure are funny
    Despite no signs with a bunny
    It still made me really happy
    Because those boobs are droopy

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    1. Droopy boobs you say
      Yeah they could make one happy night and day

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  22. Awesome signs, those are some of my favorite funnies, hope you and the cat had a nice rest.

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    1. Wasn't really a rest
      As Pat had the NY zest
      And the cat whined all while he was gone
      Wanting him to come back to our lawn

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  23. I love these signs. When I used to travel I used to love catching sight of the unique ones. These are all awesome. Thanks

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    1. Never saw any as I travelled about
      But these ones were fun to give a shout

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  24. poo in a shoe would take good aim
    like navigating that hazard sign would be just the same
    i notice someone made a new sign
    to share online
    penguins don't shout
    groping is done by a lout
    what ever happened to the good old fashioned "keep out!"

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    1. I guess keep out is too lame
      Or maybe too tame
      For such a task
      So they gave it a face mask
      And now it says crazy stuff
      They can't even say tough..haha

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  25. That second one cracked me up!

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  26. Thank you for noticing this notice... that one sure cracked me up. Well,actually, all of them did. I was laughing through this whole post.

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    1. haha glad you enjoyed the post
      As it was such fun also to this host

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  27. 88 comments I see this post has
    let me pen mine to add to the jazz!
    though I came seeking stream of conciousness poetry
    in the rhyming style I've come to expect of thee,
    your crazy sign photos gave me a smile
    your rhyming lines always are worth my while.

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