A Newsflash at my dash. A Not So Singular World has gotten many a cheer and info can be found here. As well today you get a double dose too. As a guest post at Elisa's for the cat has come due.
The day started like any other day Pat going once more to his work bay while the cat lies around and pretends to act profound. But I am surely glad that is something I can do for this crap would drive me right to the loo. Some people should just stay locked in a rubber room so they don't bring others doom. Or at least keep their trap shut and lock themselves in their hut.
First comes the stalker,
She was off her rocker.
Trying to pass Pat,
Like an annoying gnat.
Oh the lane is there,
Two lanes is so rare.
I must use it,
Except I'm a twit.
For lets go right beside him,
Proving I am dim.
Then oopsy the lane is gone,
It was all one big con.
For now she is stuck behind once more,
The dum dum did this twice becoming something of lore.
Then comes the dum dum that met him at the door,
Thinking we were a place I will not name at our work shore.
Let's just say the dum dum was quite the moron,
As the sun had begun to dawn.
Then comes one who cannot read,
And is really in need.
Why was I charged double for this?
They say with a hiss.
Hmmm I wonder if it could be because of the big 2!
Looking right at you.
You buy two you get charged for it.
The dum dum knew she was a nitwit.
Trying to pretend the 2 was not there,
So click and she left Pat's work lair.
Then the return of Miss Nostril came,
This time she was more tame.
Having no tp sticking out her butt,
But still had her nose in the air like a nut.
Could probably fit a baseball up there,
Hell, let's make it a pair.
As she whined about this and that,
Like all was written in stone by Pat.
But she went away fast,
As Pat did not make the crap last.
Gave her the crap,
Then ran a lap.
Pretending he had something to do,
And off she went to the loo.
I never saw her behind this time,
So don't know if she committed a tp crime.
More dum dums came and went,
Some had to vent and some just got bent.
But the biggest of all,
Besides maybe the nut who thought an elephant was bigger than the moon that I posted on my wall.
That one was a mouth full to say,
But she was so crazy it comes out that way.
Anyway, this dum dum called looking to get from here to there,
On the computer at her lair.
Pat told her where to go,
And then she let the stupidest thing ever flow.
"Where is the start button?" she asked,
I'm not sure Pat's laughter was masked.
Maybe the pretty button on the bottom left that stays start?
She then hung up after Pat actually said the above part.
It was just too good to pass up.
That dum dum had a real hiccup.
So while the cat sat back and did this and that chewing on the tp at his mat, Pat had to deal with dum dums all day and that is just another typical work day. At least Flappy did not come due that would have just been even more eww. Should get a sign saying dum dums do not trespass then they would not annoy Pat or my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.