There is nothing worse okay maybe there is stuff that is worse and more perverse, but one thing that will surely make one curse is when they touch some gum under that table at any place including dVerse. Not sure they do that as the cat doesn't look under the tables at their mat. But plenty more do and so the cat feels he has to give them a clue.
Take a bow,
You can chew like a cow.
And oopsy daisy,
Prove you are lazy.
As you stick the gum under the table,
While you rush home to watch cable.
Can't miss your reality TV.
You have to know if plastic face gets her stupidity degree.
Which you may have just won.
Doesn't that sound like fun?
No wonder you are a fan,
And can't find a garbage can.
I mean they are so hard to find,
A counter they could be behind.
There may be a whole row.
Which one would you choose?
That really has to confuse.
Or it could be filled up,
Gum would surely overflow its cup.
After all the garbage can could blow a bubble,
And then it could double.
That garbage is not only icky,
But it is so tricky.
Maybe your sniffer is broke,
And you choke.
Unable to find the can,
Like any normal man.
Or you could be blinded by the sun.
That is a good one.
Unable to see the sign,
In the place where you dine.
Or oh my god it couldn't be!
There is a flap there covering the garbage can you see.
That is just so much work to push that in,
And shove the gum in the garbage bin.
You might strain a muscle,
From such a tussel.
Or the garbage can monster might grab you.
That is completely and utterly true.
They will suck you right in,
Making you live in the garbage bin.
So forget that,
And shove the gum under a table or mat.
Now if you believed any of this,
Then something is a miss.
Besides you being a lazy turd.
And that is the cat's final word.
Okay maybe not as the cat still has to sign off but I'm sure no one will scoff. All that from looking under the table. I guess that is what one would call a gum fable. Or maybe another rant here at my rhyming plant. Either way it has come to pass and that is all today from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.