So back somewhere along the way Elsie decided to tell Pat and Blabber how she went down a golden well. I'm not sure how she did it though for while at the NY show Pat and Blabber tried to give it a go. That is right! All the way to NY to piss in a golden loo at Trump Towers to our delight. But they would not let us in to go in their golden bin. All the fancy guards would have tossed us yards. Of course we got laughed at by everyone we told. Think they were laughing with us or at us as it took hold? Anyway, Elsie is full of strat and the cat must make her pay on this very day.
That is what we tried to get too. Yes, for the first time in seven years Pat even used a public loo. But that is another story as well that I will later tell. We did see plenty of those Asian guys though down stinky and nasty Chinatown row. So back to Elsie getting what she deserves for throwing us for swerves, telling us we could use a golden loo which simply was not true.
It was all an alliance trick I bet! You just wanted to make us fret! Well the joke is on you for making us try and go in that loo. For we gave them your location and name. Now they are coming after you knowing you are to blame. What for you ask? It seems a long time ago someone plugged up the golden loo when doing the daily task.
Then it went into overload and made Trump lose his wig errr umm hair making him a grump. Ever since then he has searched for the woman who messed up the loo in his den. So we wanted the reward and gave him the info we had stored. Now there is a hit squad out on your fake eye. All because of your golden loo lie. You better duck and cover too for they will track you down and fill up your loo. That is right! They are going to leave you a fright. For a thrill they will:
Take all your tp
And ditch it in the sea.
Leave an empty roll,
As they take a bathroom stroll.
Then fill up your loo,
With things that are ewww.
So fake eye of not,
Your nostrils will rot.
And as it goes all over the floor,
You'll remember never again to tell Pat or Blabber to explore,
A golden loo,
Which using it is totally untrue.
So have your plumber or plunger ready,
Hold either steady,
If that is your thing,
Down at your wing.
For no pringle can is in need,
As the hit squad comes to your feed.
To take a break,
And a mess they will make.
It was Blabber and Pat that gave them the info though, so don't blame the cat this time at his show. He was comfortable sending a pringle can. Maybe they'll do it when you're off getting a tan. Then at least the smell might go or it could linger a bit at your show. It could go right out into the grass and you know, the hit squad does delight my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

so you did not find the golden loo,
ReplyDeletebut did go in a public loo to poo
look at you...i dunno gold seems a bit eccentric
and what about those that are electric, that kinda
scares me too, chinatown is fun though, so glad you got to go
Yeah it was a fun time
DeleteEven very sublime
And you are first at my sea
Been a while from thee
The electric ones are scary too
Or the ones then send water up and wipe off the poo..haha
I hate those electric ones that flush before you're done!
Deletehahaha yeah that would suck
DeleteGuess you'd be strat out of luck
How on earth do you manage to make such an awesome post in relation to you talking about using a public toilet Pat? I'm so damn envious of you buddy haha.
ReplyDeleteLMAO I guess it is a skill
DeleteAs I give all their poo fill
Some people don't have a 'pot to pee in'
ReplyDeleteand some have a golden bin! What sin!
I do like colorful China Town
With good food, I cannot frown!
Yeah it is very sad
DeleteAnd disgusting more than a tad
As for china town it was fun to see
But really really nasty
What is so special about a golden loo?
ReplyDeleteWhat good is the gold if it's full of poo?
And now to send a hit squad after poor little Elsie?
The alliance will rally, just wait you'll see!
Just to say it was done I suppose
DeleteAnd the hit squad will only chop off a few toes..haha
The scary thing is now it's not just the cat, it's Pat! =PPP
DeleteHey it was blabber too
DeleteThat wanted to use the loo
All because of you
Is why it came due
I had to tinkle...LOL
DeleteLOL - See how he just threw you under the bus, Jax!! Time to come back to the Alliance =)
DeleteElsie is the Elfin Princess of the Alliance and fears no one!! Send your squads cat and we'll flush them down a plain porcelain loo.
DeleteLOL you had to tinkle every hour I'd say
DeleteEven using scary dungeon bathroom at that coffee bay hahaha
I didn't throw her under a bus
So don't go making a fuss
Pffft you can't handle the pringle cans of poo
So any flushing is just so untrue
Back in the year of 2002
ReplyDeleteElsie really had to poo
Never should she ate off a NY city cart
She should have known it'd be more than a fart.
Seeing the shine of the big golden tower
She recognized it and all of it's power
Running through the glass doors with a thump
Her whole family now knows the saying, "Dump at the Trump"
**True story - we still say "gotta go Dump at the Trump" LOL
that is hilarious! :)
DeleteElsie you are so funny!
DeleteThat sure deserves to be carved on golden toilet throne for sure :)
Deleteit is such a deeply touching and emotional story! Brings tears to my eyes ;))
DeleteLMAO all like your tale
DeleteThat you set sail
But how the hell did you get in?
It was like they were guarding the toilet bin..lol
hahahahahaha Elsie, just to hear you say that story made my adventure to a guarded bathroom worth it!
DeleteA dump in the trump...LMAO
Maybe I can sneak back in there this summer...I feel like I have a new mission!! LOL I can carve that into one of the seats and post it on my blog *bwwwahhhhaaa!!
DeleteLMAO take pics if you sneak in
DeleteAs Blabber and Pat were unable to use the bin
So lets see if you can do it
When you need to take a umm hit
LMAO!!!! Now it's a challenge!
DeleteDump at the Trump. Now that's blogger gold!
DeleteLMAO a challenge to see
DeleteIf you can go take a golden pee
And yep blogger gold
All from poo taking hold
Must have a special golden ass
ReplyDeleteLike Trump to use a golden loo
An 'experience' that would last
For that special pee and poo
You get to see the Chinese school?
Right in town amidst the shops
And the array of cheap exotic food
Fun thing by the roadside for a hop
Hank
Yeah it was fun to see
DeleteEven if it was smelly
And yeah I guess only a royal ass
Gets to use one and we had to take a pass
The golden loo lie is just so fun to say
ReplyDeleteI'll be saying it all day! ha.
I'd probably ruin a golden loo
cleaning it with bleach spray and scrubbing it, too.
Because that color would camoflauge the pee
and the scum you couldn't see.
It would make me want to wash it and then wash it some more
and pretty soon the beauty would be out the door.
LOL yeah it is fun to say
DeleteHere at my bay
Well I don't have the dilemma at my sea
For I can stand and pee
So nothing would get on my bum
Although I would still have to clean it some..haha
did you take photos of your trip?
Deleteseeing some pictures would be hip!
LOL Betsy...I wonder the effects of bleach on gold. Maybe we were never meant for a golden toilet! lol
DeleteYeah there were some photos taken here and there
DeleteOne day they will show up at my lair
Bleach on gold
Hmmmm I wonder what would take hold
haha...Jax, we just like a clean seat
Deleteit really can't be beat!
LOL I know, Betsy! Do they make cleaner specifically for golden toilets? We should invent it and then market it to Mr. Trump himself!
DeleteGood luck with that
DeletePat did bleach the crap out of the seat at the hotel mat
it really was an Alliance trick to make you sick, ebil cat!
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing we enjoy more than playing pranks with you, and general Elsie was great in this mission!
You tricked your own general as well
DeleteBlabber might not think that is swell
Damn alliance nuts jobs I say
I will get you back at my bay
I learned from the best Commander Dezz and Commander Anne!
DeletePfft best is all relative I say
DeleteThey can never top my bay
You forget moncapicat that we have photos on file to display you at your den of iniquity. They will cast you in a disgusting light and more people will come to the Alliance because of it!!
DeleteI can't even cover all the applications people are sending us wanting to join the Alliance!
DeleteRiiiight you can wade through the trash
DeleteWhile the cat will just flash
And he already has the blue guy
So that is all he needs to make the alliance die
pfft, he will be a great addition to your poop troops when he appears with a golden tie.... totally unnoticeable when on a mission...
Deletehahaha he will blind all with that die
DeleteWill the cat makes them fry
So Pat you finally find a golden loo. lol!!
ReplyDeleteNope they would not let us in
DeleteTo their golden loo bin
Pringle can and golden loo, this is outrageous and clash of society. We need revolution. We need renaissance.
ReplyDeleteElsie, anyway you have a wonderful story to share. Honor knowing you, a lady who took dump in the trump. sorry Mr.Trump?!
LMAO yeah it is quite the clash
DeleteAs we made a quick dash
And got the hell out of there
Before they threw us out by our hair
Blabber would not like that
And you know I never saw a rat
Maybe I should be more careful bragging about taking a dump at the Trump? He may have his powerful sources out to get me LOL
DeleteLOL yep he will come after you
DeleteFor rhyming dump with trump and using his loo
I would never do that to my HomeGirl!!!!! This is blasphemy!!!! You're just angry b/c you never got to pee in the golden toilet! Hmph.
ReplyDeleteBut, Elsie, I do have to admit that I walked for a good 2 hours on cobblestone in high heels looking for that damn trump tower only to see that there were no restrooms!!! hahahahahaha
You are truly brave wearing high heels to walk around in the city! I think I'm brave in sandals! I once let my daughter play in the fountain in Bryant Park - how gross is that? It was wicked hot though...and she was whining and about to melt into a puddle on the ground and I just had to make it to Fox News LOL
DeletePffft play the nice card
DeleteYou sent the psychos to her yard
Pat didn't want to do it
But the cat thinks it is quite the hit
LMAO see all her fault
For those tumors on your feet at your vault..hahaha
In a fountain you say
At NY's bay
Hmmm nasty in every way
Causes me dismay
Don't blame me because you dragged her cross town, back and forth, upper side, lower side!
DeleteI know, my poor baby girl - but, hey, she cooled off and I'm sure the funk will go away one day...
Pffft dragged her?
DeleteDon't blame Pat or the cat's fur
As Blabber has the sense of direction of a chicken with its head cut off
And I mean that in the nicest possible way so don't scoff..hahaha
Chicken without a head?? Talking smack now, Pat?? Hmm, I'll remember that as general of the alliance!
DeletePfft damn traitor you are
DeleteSo you will get ridiculed at my bar
@elsie
ReplyDeleteDo you like to narrate the incident, what was your feeling around the moment?
Were you asked to address the toilet as Mr.Toilet too?
Did you feel like take a dump on Trump's head like crow shitting on scarecrow and all such?
So many questions for her at my sea
DeleteShe might go into overload and that would cause me glee
I have another question for Elsie, the toilet paper was it gold or just angelsoft?
DeleteLOL - I was actually talking to my sister at the time LMAO I was commenting about all the gold!!
DeleteLOL talking as you shit
DeleteThat is quite the fit
Ha ha... it's adorable that you thought you could use the golden loo just to find out you couldn't. Hopefully there were other usable ones around(?)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah there was a scary dungeon one
DeleteThat was not fun
I can't seem to comment under my own comment for some reason....evil cat treason!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I wish I could post the pictures I have INSIDE the Trump Tower...let me think on this, I may be able to crop them a bit. It was the year after 9/11 and he had the display of what he wanted the new towers to look like in the lobby so...we strolled in snapped some pics of the display, looked at his tie collection and then wandered over to the bathrooms. Dump at the Trump!!
LMAO we couldn't go anywhere what so ever
DeleteI guess security was beefed up after your endeavor
The bathrooms were nowhere around
Or at least they could not be found
I'm going to dig it up this weekend...then edit/crop it and email it to Jax!!!
DeletePfft no email to me?
DeleteThat is not nice Elsie
Can't wait to see it!!!! :)
DeletePfft send it to me too!
DeleteI want to view!
I am again in your spam, unspam me Pat.
ReplyDeleteSpam you say
DeleteWill have a look at the spam display
Sounds like quite a sight to see. I wonder how a golden loo would feel on my ass. I hope there was enough pringle cans there for you to feel comfortable.
ReplyDeleteHmmm not sure how it would feel on my ass
DeleteToo bad they wouldn't let us trespass
Trump may have a lot of gold
ReplyDeleteBut in the presidential race he was the first to fold
haha yeah he never stood a chance
DeleteWith his presidential glance
a pringle can?
ReplyDeletehow about a rotating fan?
one needs a plan
even for an iron pan
not made of gold
that's just too bold
But had to try
DeleteTo give it a spy
And see if we could go
In the gold below
The golden loo does sound like the thing to do, but to bar one entrance I can understand, for every person would want to visit that golden land. Clog it up, that's not very nice, so I hate to think of what surely will come due, pringle cans and no tp I can only see that in my dream, er nightmare. you know, I don't like using public restrooms either, so don't feel bad, but sometimes you have no choice, glad to see another thinking with a similar voice.
ReplyDeleteYeah public restrooms are nasty indeed
DeleteBut whne you have to go you have to go at your feed
I can see it as well
For clogging it up day and night would be hell
Right now I'd like to say "I love you Elsie!" Thanks for setting this eejit up. I'm surprised they allowed him to poo anywhere in NY. Next time we'll send out advance fliers and he'll have to hold it till he gets home.
ReplyDeleteLOL I did not poo anywhere put the hotel when I was there
DeleteFor I could bleach that down at my hotel lair
Stupid Elsie lying to us
Really makes me cuss..haha
or we shall just glue a pringle can on his bum.....
DeleteThat would be fun
DeleteMaybe it should be done
No need for thanks - it is all in my part of "duty" (get it? LMAO) for serving the Alliance!!!
DeleteDuty that is great
DeleteThe cat will but some diary in your food to make duty your fate
Run Elsie! LOL. A good trick.
ReplyDeleteHi Patt; thanks for visiting my blog so often while I gone so much. I've been reading from my reader-thingy and as I get to scrolling I forget to actually click on a blog so I can comment. Been following your adventures through lurking though; I always get a laugh when I come here.
......dhole
I come when I see
DeleteA new one from thee
And it was a mean trick
I will hit her with a rubber brick
Glad I can provide a laugh as well
Here at my rhyming cell
I can tell you wrote this with my two sons in mind. They're the kings of potty jokes. :P
ReplyDeletehaha we'd get along great
DeleteAs potty seems to be my fate
I thought you had disappeared with your rhyming ways! Looks like you never missed a day!
ReplyDeleteStay out of the public loo
Or it will grab ahold of you
And your MIA
Will really be true!
Yeah I always have posts ready to go
DeleteEven when I leave my show
And yeah the public loo is scary indeed
All should take heed
I try to never, ever, ever use a public loo. And if I do, it's only to pee. The smell is sometimes so disgusting in them, I have to walk straight back out again....LOL I cannot imagine a golden loo. How tasteless.
ReplyDeleteLMAO yeah first time in seven years I used one
DeleteAs it is tasty by a ton
But then the one at forget name
Was nice clean and tame
Funny but they changed our loo last week, made it flash
ReplyDeleteby itself which sometimes scare me, when I am still sitting
I suppose this is part of your NY adventure,
though I must say I never went to a public one when I was there,
except in my hotel. Too many people in the Times Square area ~
Got a new one you say
DeleteThat must be nice at your bay
And yeah I only did it a few times
In the nice clean ones that had no mimes
Beside with Blabber going every hour or so
I had to do something while I waited for her to go..haha
It was not every hour or so... Hmph!
DeleteLOL close enough though
DeleteBut you held it until you really had to go..haha
i enjoy reading thank's pat
ReplyDeleteGlad you do
DeleteHere at my zoo
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
ReplyDeleteStill wish it was a golden loo
DeleteBut what can you do
A toilet of gold
ReplyDeleteis pricey, I'm told.
It shows you have class in the bag.
But, if it gets cold
and a frozen bum gets old.
Best to have a toilet of shag.
Yeah but I'm sure he wouldn't even twitch
DeleteBeing so rich
That he just flicks a switch
And some maid comes out to scratch or warm his itch
I seriously have to take my son there. He'd have a blast taking a dump on one of those things. And I bet he'd block it real good! Hee Hee.
ReplyDeleteLOL good luck getting in
DeleteLet me know if you win
I can't believe I just read a post about going to the toilet while eating. :|
ReplyDeleteoh, poor Damien, what else did you expect when you came to this litter box? :)
DeleteLOL I suppose that is the case
DeleteOne should have known such things when coming to my place