Friday, May 25, 2012

Elsie Needs To Be Told After Making Pat and Blabber Go For The Gold!

So back somewhere along the way Elsie decided to tell Pat and Blabber how she went down a golden well. I'm not sure how she did it though for while at the NY show Pat and Blabber tried to give it a go. That is right! All the way to NY to piss in a golden loo at Trump Towers to our delight. But they would not let us in to go in their golden bin. All the fancy guards would have tossed us yards. Of course we got laughed at by everyone we told. Think they were laughing with us or at us as it took hold? Anyway, Elsie is full of strat and the cat must make her pay on this very day.

That is what we tried to get too. Yes, for the first time in seven years Pat even used a public loo. But that is another story as well that I will later tell.  We did see plenty of those Asian guys though down stinky and nasty Chinatown row. So back to Elsie getting what she deserves for throwing us for swerves, telling us we could use a golden loo which simply was not true.

It was all an alliance trick I bet! You just wanted to make us fret! Well the joke is on you for making us try and go in that loo. For we gave them your location and name. Now they are coming after you knowing you are to blame. What for you ask? It seems a long time ago someone plugged up the golden loo when doing the daily task.

Then it went into overload and made Trump lose his wig errr umm hair making him a grump. Ever since then he has searched for the woman who messed up the loo in his den. So we wanted the reward and gave him the info we had stored. Now there is a hit squad out on your fake eye. All because of your golden loo lie. You better duck and cover too for they will track you down and fill up your loo. That is right! They are going to leave you a fright. For a thrill they will:

Take all your tp
And ditch it in the sea.
Leave an empty roll,
As they take a bathroom stroll.

Then fill up your loo,
With things that are ewww.
So fake eye of not,
Your nostrils will rot.

And as it goes all over the floor,
You'll remember never again to tell Pat or Blabber to explore,
A golden loo,
Which using it is totally untrue.

So have your plumber or plunger ready,
Hold either steady,
If that is your thing,
Down at your wing.

For no pringle can is in need,
As the hit squad comes to your feed.
To take a break,
And a mess they will make.

It was Blabber and Pat that gave them the info though, so don't blame the cat this time at his show. He was comfortable sending a pringle can. Maybe they'll do it when you're off getting a tan. Then at least the smell might go or it could linger a bit at your show. It could go right out into the grass and you know, the hit squad does delight my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

112 comments:

  1. so you did not find the golden loo,
    but did go in a public loo to poo
    look at you...i dunno gold seems a bit eccentric
    and what about those that are electric, that kinda
    scares me too, chinatown is fun though, so glad you got to go

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    1. Yeah it was a fun time
      Even very sublime
      And you are first at my sea
      Been a while from thee
      The electric ones are scary too
      Or the ones then send water up and wipe off the poo..haha

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    2. I hate those electric ones that flush before you're done!

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    3. hahaha yeah that would suck
      Guess you'd be strat out of luck

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  2. How on earth do you manage to make such an awesome post in relation to you talking about using a public toilet Pat? I'm so damn envious of you buddy haha.

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    1. LMAO I guess it is a skill
      As I give all their poo fill

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  3. Some people don't have a 'pot to pee in'
    and some have a golden bin! What sin!
    I do like colorful China Town
    With good food, I cannot frown!

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    1. Yeah it is very sad
      And disgusting more than a tad
      As for china town it was fun to see
      But really really nasty

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  4. What is so special about a golden loo?
    What good is the gold if it's full of poo?
    And now to send a hit squad after poor little Elsie?
    The alliance will rally, just wait you'll see!

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    1. Just to say it was done I suppose
      And the hit squad will only chop off a few toes..haha

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    2. The scary thing is now it's not just the cat, it's Pat! =PPP

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    3. Hey it was blabber too
      That wanted to use the loo
      All because of you
      Is why it came due

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    4. LOL - See how he just threw you under the bus, Jax!! Time to come back to the Alliance =)

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    5. Elsie is the Elfin Princess of the Alliance and fears no one!! Send your squads cat and we'll flush them down a plain porcelain loo.

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    6. LOL you had to tinkle every hour I'd say
      Even using scary dungeon bathroom at that coffee bay hahaha

      I didn't throw her under a bus
      So don't go making a fuss

      Pffft you can't handle the pringle cans of poo
      So any flushing is just so untrue

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  5. Back in the year of 2002
    Elsie really had to poo
    Never should she ate off a NY city cart
    She should have known it'd be more than a fart.
    Seeing the shine of the big golden tower
    She recognized it and all of it's power
    Running through the glass doors with a thump
    Her whole family now knows the saying, "Dump at the Trump"

    **True story - we still say "gotta go Dump at the Trump" LOL

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    1. That sure deserves to be carved on golden toilet throne for sure :)

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    2. it is such a deeply touching and emotional story! Brings tears to my eyes ;))

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    3. LMAO all like your tale
      That you set sail
      But how the hell did you get in?
      It was like they were guarding the toilet bin..lol

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    4. hahahahahaha Elsie, just to hear you say that story made my adventure to a guarded bathroom worth it!

      A dump in the trump...LMAO

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    5. Maybe I can sneak back in there this summer...I feel like I have a new mission!! LOL I can carve that into one of the seats and post it on my blog *bwwwahhhhaaa!!

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    6. LMAO take pics if you sneak in
      As Blabber and Pat were unable to use the bin
      So lets see if you can do it
      When you need to take a umm hit

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    7. LMAO!!!! Now it's a challenge!

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    8. Dump at the Trump. Now that's blogger gold!

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    9. LMAO a challenge to see
      If you can go take a golden pee
      And yep blogger gold
      All from poo taking hold

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  6. Must have a special golden ass
    Like Trump to use a golden loo
    An 'experience' that would last
    For that special pee and poo
    You get to see the Chinese school?
    Right in town amidst the shops
    And the array of cheap exotic food
    Fun thing by the roadside for a hop

    Hank

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    1. Yeah it was fun to see
      Even if it was smelly
      And yeah I guess only a royal ass
      Gets to use one and we had to take a pass

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  7. The golden loo lie is just so fun to say
    I'll be saying it all day! ha.

    I'd probably ruin a golden loo
    cleaning it with bleach spray and scrubbing it, too.
    Because that color would camoflauge the pee
    and the scum you couldn't see.
    It would make me want to wash it and then wash it some more
    and pretty soon the beauty would be out the door.

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    1. LOL yeah it is fun to say
      Here at my bay
      Well I don't have the dilemma at my sea
      For I can stand and pee
      So nothing would get on my bum
      Although I would still have to clean it some..haha

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    2. did you take photos of your trip?
      seeing some pictures would be hip!

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    3. LOL Betsy...I wonder the effects of bleach on gold. Maybe we were never meant for a golden toilet! lol

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    4. Yeah there were some photos taken here and there
      One day they will show up at my lair

      Bleach on gold
      Hmmmm I wonder what would take hold

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    5. haha...Jax, we just like a clean seat
      it really can't be beat!

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    6. LOL I know, Betsy! Do they make cleaner specifically for golden toilets? We should invent it and then market it to Mr. Trump himself!

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    7. Good luck with that
      Pat did bleach the crap out of the seat at the hotel mat

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  8. it really was an Alliance trick to make you sick, ebil cat!
    There's nothing we enjoy more than playing pranks with you, and general Elsie was great in this mission!

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    1. You tricked your own general as well
      Blabber might not think that is swell
      Damn alliance nuts jobs I say
      I will get you back at my bay

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    2. I learned from the best Commander Dezz and Commander Anne!

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    3. Pfft best is all relative I say
      They can never top my bay

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    4. You forget moncapicat that we have photos on file to display you at your den of iniquity. They will cast you in a disgusting light and more people will come to the Alliance because of it!!

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    5. I can't even cover all the applications people are sending us wanting to join the Alliance!

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    6. Riiiight you can wade through the trash
      While the cat will just flash
      And he already has the blue guy
      So that is all he needs to make the alliance die

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    7. pfft, he will be a great addition to your poop troops when he appears with a golden tie.... totally unnoticeable when on a mission...

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    8. hahaha he will blind all with that die
      Will the cat makes them fry

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  9. So Pat you finally find a golden loo. lol!!

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    1. Nope they would not let us in
      To their golden loo bin

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  10. Pringle can and golden loo, this is outrageous and clash of society. We need revolution. We need renaissance.

    Elsie, anyway you have a wonderful story to share. Honor knowing you, a lady who took dump in the trump. sorry Mr.Trump?!

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    1. LMAO yeah it is quite the clash
      As we made a quick dash
      And got the hell out of there
      Before they threw us out by our hair
      Blabber would not like that
      And you know I never saw a rat

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    2. Maybe I should be more careful bragging about taking a dump at the Trump? He may have his powerful sources out to get me LOL

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    3. LOL yep he will come after you
      For rhyming dump with trump and using his loo

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  11. I would never do that to my HomeGirl!!!!! This is blasphemy!!!! You're just angry b/c you never got to pee in the golden toilet! Hmph.

    But, Elsie, I do have to admit that I walked for a good 2 hours on cobblestone in high heels looking for that damn trump tower only to see that there were no restrooms!!! hahahahahaha

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    1. You are truly brave wearing high heels to walk around in the city! I think I'm brave in sandals! I once let my daughter play in the fountain in Bryant Park - how gross is that? It was wicked hot though...and she was whining and about to melt into a puddle on the ground and I just had to make it to Fox News LOL

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    2. Pffft play the nice card
      You sent the psychos to her yard
      Pat didn't want to do it
      But the cat thinks it is quite the hit

      LMAO see all her fault
      For those tumors on your feet at your vault..hahaha

      In a fountain you say
      At NY's bay
      Hmmm nasty in every way
      Causes me dismay

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    3. Don't blame me because you dragged her cross town, back and forth, upper side, lower side!

      I know, my poor baby girl - but, hey, she cooled off and I'm sure the funk will go away one day...

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    4. Pffft dragged her?
      Don't blame Pat or the cat's fur
      As Blabber has the sense of direction of a chicken with its head cut off
      And I mean that in the nicest possible way so don't scoff..hahaha

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    5. Chicken without a head?? Talking smack now, Pat?? Hmm, I'll remember that as general of the alliance!

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    6. Pfft damn traitor you are
      So you will get ridiculed at my bar

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  12. @elsie
    Do you like to narrate the incident, what was your feeling around the moment?
    Were you asked to address the toilet as Mr.Toilet too?
    Did you feel like take a dump on Trump's head like crow shitting on scarecrow and all such?

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    1. So many questions for her at my sea
      She might go into overload and that would cause me glee

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    2. I have another question for Elsie, the toilet paper was it gold or just angelsoft?

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    3. LOL - I was actually talking to my sister at the time LMAO I was commenting about all the gold!!

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    4. LOL talking as you shit
      That is quite the fit

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  13. Ha ha... it's adorable that you thought you could use the golden loo just to find out you couldn't. Hopefully there were other usable ones around(?)

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    1. Oh yeah there was a scary dungeon one
      That was not fun

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  14. I can't seem to comment under my own comment for some reason....evil cat treason!

    Hmmm, I wish I could post the pictures I have INSIDE the Trump Tower...let me think on this, I may be able to crop them a bit. It was the year after 9/11 and he had the display of what he wanted the new towers to look like in the lobby so...we strolled in snapped some pics of the display, looked at his tie collection and then wandered over to the bathrooms. Dump at the Trump!!

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    1. LMAO we couldn't go anywhere what so ever
      I guess security was beefed up after your endeavor
      The bathrooms were nowhere around
      Or at least they could not be found

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    2. I'm going to dig it up this weekend...then edit/crop it and email it to Jax!!!

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    3. Pfft no email to me?
      That is not nice Elsie

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    4. Can't wait to see it!!!! :)

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    5. Pfft send it to me too!
      I want to view!

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  15. I am again in your spam, unspam me Pat.

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    1. Spam you say
      Will have a look at the spam display

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  16. Sounds like quite a sight to see. I wonder how a golden loo would feel on my ass. I hope there was enough pringle cans there for you to feel comfortable.

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    1. Hmmm not sure how it would feel on my ass
      Too bad they wouldn't let us trespass

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  17. Trump may have a lot of gold

    But in the presidential race he was the first to fold

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    1. haha yeah he never stood a chance
      With his presidential glance

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  18. a pringle can?
    how about a rotating fan?
    one needs a plan
    even for an iron pan
    not made of gold
    that's just too bold

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    1. But had to try
      To give it a spy
      And see if we could go
      In the gold below

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  19. The golden loo does sound like the thing to do, but to bar one entrance I can understand, for every person would want to visit that golden land. Clog it up, that's not very nice, so I hate to think of what surely will come due, pringle cans and no tp I can only see that in my dream, er nightmare. you know, I don't like using public restrooms either, so don't feel bad, but sometimes you have no choice, glad to see another thinking with a similar voice.

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    1. Yeah public restrooms are nasty indeed
      But whne you have to go you have to go at your feed
      I can see it as well
      For clogging it up day and night would be hell

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  20. Right now I'd like to say "I love you Elsie!" Thanks for setting this eejit up. I'm surprised they allowed him to poo anywhere in NY. Next time we'll send out advance fliers and he'll have to hold it till he gets home.

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    1. LOL I did not poo anywhere put the hotel when I was there
      For I could bleach that down at my hotel lair
      Stupid Elsie lying to us
      Really makes me cuss..haha

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    2. or we shall just glue a pringle can on his bum.....

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    3. That would be fun
      Maybe it should be done

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    4. No need for thanks - it is all in my part of "duty" (get it? LMAO) for serving the Alliance!!!

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    5. Duty that is great
      The cat will but some diary in your food to make duty your fate

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  21. Run Elsie! LOL. A good trick.

    Hi Patt; thanks for visiting my blog so often while I gone so much. I've been reading from my reader-thingy and as I get to scrolling I forget to actually click on a blog so I can comment. Been following your adventures through lurking though; I always get a laugh when I come here.

    ......dhole

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    1. I come when I see
      A new one from thee
      And it was a mean trick
      I will hit her with a rubber brick
      Glad I can provide a laugh as well
      Here at my rhyming cell

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  22. I can tell you wrote this with my two sons in mind. They're the kings of potty jokes. :P

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    1. haha we'd get along great
      As potty seems to be my fate

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  23. I thought you had disappeared with your rhyming ways! Looks like you never missed a day!

    Stay out of the public loo
    Or it will grab ahold of you
    And your MIA
    Will really be true!

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    1. Yeah I always have posts ready to go
      Even when I leave my show
      And yeah the public loo is scary indeed
      All should take heed

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  24. I try to never, ever, ever use a public loo. And if I do, it's only to pee. The smell is sometimes so disgusting in them, I have to walk straight back out again....LOL I cannot imagine a golden loo. How tasteless.

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    1. LMAO yeah first time in seven years I used one
      As it is tasty by a ton
      But then the one at forget name
      Was nice clean and tame

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  25. Funny but they changed our loo last week, made it flash
    by itself which sometimes scare me, when I am still sitting

    I suppose this is part of your NY adventure,
    though I must say I never went to a public one when I was there,
    except in my hotel. Too many people in the Times Square area ~

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    1. Got a new one you say
      That must be nice at your bay
      And yeah I only did it a few times
      In the nice clean ones that had no mimes
      Beside with Blabber going every hour or so
      I had to do something while I waited for her to go..haha

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    2. It was not every hour or so... Hmph!

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    3. LOL close enough though
      But you held it until you really had to go..haha

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  26. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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    1. Still wish it was a golden loo
      But what can you do

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  27. A toilet of gold
    is pricey, I'm told.
    It shows you have class in the bag.
    But, if it gets cold
    and a frozen bum gets old.
    Best to have a toilet of shag.

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    1. Yeah but I'm sure he wouldn't even twitch
      Being so rich
      That he just flicks a switch
      And some maid comes out to scratch or warm his itch

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  28. I seriously have to take my son there. He'd have a blast taking a dump on one of those things. And I bet he'd block it real good! Hee Hee.

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    1. LOL good luck getting in
      Let me know if you win

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  29. I can't believe I just read a post about going to the toilet while eating. :|

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    1. oh, poor Damien, what else did you expect when you came to this litter box? :)

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    2. LOL I suppose that is the case
      One should have known such things when coming to my place

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