Get Here Quick For Some dVerse Spotted Dick!

Spotted Dick is yummy,

Spotted Dick is grand.

It can reach the tummy,

Or stick to your hand.

Get it by the penny,

Get it by the pound.

I hear there is plenty,

Even for a hound.

Sometimes it is rough,

Sometimes it is creamy.

One can never get enough,

When it's oh so steamy.

Show it at a party,

Show it at the mall.

Eat it with a smartie,

Roll it down the hall.

Serve it on a dish,

Serve it on a platter.

Don't forget to make a wish,

When you see the splatter.

Stock up for cold weather,

Stock up for the sun.

Eat Spotted Dick together,

And everyone has won.

Don't forget to clean,

Don't forget to re-use.

For you could make a scene,

When the garbage men stamp refuse.

If only there were more,

If only it was bigger.

I could make an encore,

Telling of its vigor.

You'll just need two,

To get things done.

Yes, it is true.

You can feed it to a nun.

So step right up,

And give it a lick.

Today you fill your cup,

With some Spotted Dick!

I'm sure you can imagine the cat's delight as he typed this up the other night. For I saw this at a shore here and there and knew it had to be done at my lair. I even shared it with dVerse so they can fill their purse. Doesn't it sound oh so tasty? Now don't be hasty. Pop the top and maybe it's like Pringles and you can't stop. Next time you go to the store ask for some Spotted Dick and I bet you will surely confuse even the smartest hick. Of course you may get a whole lot more on display but we won't go there today. I hear it also might cause gas so Spotted Dick could make me a totting little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.