So dVerse wants to go to a fair or was that have an affair? Hmmm that could get people in trouble showing things that are bare. So we won't go there and get back to the fair. Maybe some guy will pull out a hare. Do you really care? What if is it a pair? That would be rare. Let's just pay the fare before you become aware that you might see a mare and do something bad on a dare, like maybe molest a care bear. See what happens when you rhyme all the same? Things do not end up tame. Anyway, away we go and on with the fair show.
Things go round and round,
Scary women are found.
They have a beard,
That is just weird.
Tip toeing on a rope,
A cannon shooting dope.
All things that could be rare,
Or kill those unaware.
Don't you love a fair?
Rigged games make you beware.
Unless you want to lose your dough,
Or put on a womanly show.
Like showing off,
But in the end you'll scoff.
Just see that clown,
With his bright smile or frown.
Walking on big sticks,
Parading around all the hicks.
Falling down and hitting his head,
Like Billy Madison type dread.
The ferris wheel,
Is quite the steal.
For you can ride above all,
Then wait for it to stall.
Stare at the sky,
And give climbing down a try.
Down what, who knows.
But I'm sure a bruise shows.
Spaceships come too,
As a rocking boat umm rocks you.
People hurl as well,
That just makes for quite the nasty hell.
A big hammer,
Might make one stammer.
As away it will go,
And it slams down going high or low.
Could mean you're weak,
Or maybe just a geek.
Or you could be strong,
Like the cavewoman wearing a thong.
That image is so wrong,
Could sing a song.
Zip a dee do dah or something like that,
And the candy may make you fat.
But don't worry one bit,
For with such a fit,
You will roll down a hill,
No coaster needed for a thrill.
Let the bright light flash,
And make a dash.
To the fair,
Next to your lair.
So there is my fair memories and such, as it has been a while so I may be a tad out of touch but either way it made for a circus type day. Isn't that always the case here? Maybe I should have went back and quoted my little rhyming rear. Of course that would lead to lots of gas so better off going to the fair with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I heard there is no word that rhymes with "month", is that true ?
ReplyDeleteYeah that is more or less true
DeleteUnless some liberities are taken by you
Depends on how you pronounce month?
Deleteuneath and dunth rhymes with month. :)
Yeah true all depends on how it is sounded out
DeleteAnything can rhyme if you give it the right sort of shout
Women with beards scare the heck out me Pat, great rhymes as usual broheim. Nothing rhymes with broheim either.
ReplyDeleteToe chime does
DeleteWith your broheim buzz
Well they now put on the shows, and there are lots of stalls
ReplyDeleteaside from food, for you to spend. I even saw pool sized water fun where you are inside a big bubble and kids can roll around the water without fear of drowning ~ Happy Sunday Pat ~
haha I saw that bubble once too
DeleteThat would be fun to do
Unless one was claustrophibic though
Then maybe not to fun as round and round they go
haha and bare it they do at the fair....middrift shirts when they know they shouldnt, too much grease and one more dough ball when they thought they couldn't....the circus is like a second cousin to the fair, and you better leave the OCD in the lair when you go, just saying...
ReplyDeletehaha yeah the ocd better stay home
DeleteOr I'd need a big dome
To keep away all the germs
Even with the man that eats 1000 worms
Ya, those rigged games and the big stuffed animals that they lug from one fair to another must be riddled with germs. Who would want one anyway? You captured the essence of 'fair' here, Pat. Some things always remain the same.
ReplyDeleteYeah always remain the same
DeleteAnd not very tame
Plus those thing really have to be filled with germs by the ton
So I would not want to win one
Sounds like you're describing the circus to me
ReplyDeletebut maybe that's because I'm American, you see. ha.
Our fairs have the rides and food, true
but there are quilts to be shown, too.
Prizes and ribbons for the best pies, jams and bbq.
Then there are all the livestock prizes.
Kids earn big money as their college fund rises.
Never seen a bearded lady at one of our fairs
well, not that she was part of the show, but just there. hahaha.
LOL yeah I suppose they can just be there
DeleteEnjoying the fair
That would be fun to see
And even cause glee
Fairs and circus all the same
Either way the cat will mame
And rhyme away
About such an awkward display
I'm channelling Annzie again: Cat, what inspired your today's post? Seeing yourself in a mirror again?
DeleteYeah it was such a fright
DeleteI had to share the sight
All's fair on the way to the fair
ReplyDeleteTight rope,rigged games, ladies with beard?
Strongman hammering if you dare
Clowning and opening up all weird
But where's the beef
Dieting for the midriff?
Hank
Yeah I guess a diet had to come
DeleteSo the bearded woman would not get glum
And the fat guy would not win
At the pizza eating bin
rolling down a hill is as much fun as going to a fair...maybe even more..depending on whom is joining in..ha
ReplyDeleteVery true
DeleteAs a fair can bore many with its nasty view
why would Pat clown get scared about cavewoman zebra thong ladies?
ReplyDeleteWhy would hairybums get scared about hairy beard ladies?
I dare you to give me a post without gas and ass Pat, can you do that?
:)
no he cannot, you're asking for impossible... he's made of gas and ass....
DeleteI can give a post without either if I wanted too
DeleteI could do it while sitting on the loo
That would be fun
Or maybe I'd do it out in the sun
Either way it will come due
One day for all to view
See, you cant even comment without anything related to ass. If argus is 100 eyed ,maybe Pat is 100 assed. That's one scary monster. :(
DeletePfft I can comment and do it when I want
DeleteBut for now I will just taunt
I've never been to a fair, but I bet most people would confuse me for one of the fair attractions :)
ReplyDeleteYou would be an attraction, Dez, especially if you sold slices of your wonderful cakes. :)
DeletePffft screw the cake
DeleteAs a great bearded woman he'd make
Or something of the like
As he took a fair hike
Pot(Pat) calling kettle black
Deleteyep, I had more like cat said on my mind, but Petsy thanks for not being ebil as the cat but nice in your comment :))
Delete@Meandmy
yep, the cat would oustage me in CIRQUE DU FREAK any time :)
PS cat, don't tell me you're screwing cakes like that guy from AMERICAN PIE!!!
DeleteDex, yes he is with his prosthetic willy..
Deleteoh,my, imagine if that gets stuck in the apple pie and he serves it to the guests...
DeletePfft the cat would never screw a pie
DeleteJust not that type of guy
Besides with a snip snip
I may throw out a hip
After yesterday, you said you may use a sausage to replace your snip snip issue..
DeleteThe pie may not be the only thing in danger, you may need a tissue!
Yeah may need something to protect the poor pie
DeleteIt could very well die
hope you don't pop the cherry in the pie....
DeleteAt least it will be memorable to do
DeleteEven if it is ewww
Bearded women and Billy Madison type dread...gotta love it! Very nice, Pat!
ReplyDeleteYep a scary way of life
DeleteWould surley cause strife
The bearded woman always used to make me sad for her. Not that I ever saw one in real life but, on TV or in movies, I'd feel sorry for her having all that hair. Too freaky for me!
ReplyDeleteGetting stuck at the top of a Ferris wheel would NOT appeal!
Nice one Pat :)
Yeah that would be scary
DeleteTo be a woman and oh so hairy
But I guess there are worse things
Like a pig that sings
oh how i do disdain, to leave this blog brings much pain. I do wish you fame, let the lights shine round your name. Yet for the attention dont be a hog. cast away your pretension, and visit my Blog.
ReplyDeleteA rhyme here at my sea
DeleteMaybe I'll come and give you a flea
Right on your knee
Then you can scratch with glee
Your first verse reminded me of Veggie Tales. "Kiss my Great Aunt Rooth...she had a beard and it felt weird!" LOL
ReplyDeleteAre you sure rocking boats rock you? I'm going to have to look into that ;) lol
LOL well beats achoo moo moo I suppose
DeleteOr however that goes..haha
Yeah they rock you all night long
With their zebra thong..hahahaha
Ewww. A cavewoman wearing a thong? That's just wrong. And did she have a beard, too? Double ewww for that!
ReplyDeleteYep a double ewww
DeleteThe fair is quite the zoo
As a rocking boat, um rocks you LMAO!! Classic!!
ReplyDeleteOnce you mentioned Billy Madison, it was all I could picture in my head. All of his graduation parties with the fair like atmosphere.
haha well what more does a rocking boat do?
DeleteRocking is all is can do, it's true..haha
Yeah that one popped in
As he hd quite the fairs at his money bin
Fairs are always fun but I always feel a little awkward playing the rigged games as you said. In the back of my mind I'm always wondering how I'm suppose to be having fun when I know its rigged. Ferris wheels are too scary.
ReplyDeleteYeah I know how you feel
DeleteNot like deal or no deal
Completely rigged I will say
Maybe we should chuck the balls or whatever at the carnie instead as that'd be a fun display
the care bear line sent me into a howl
ReplyDeleteit turned out to be a good check of the ol' bowel
things are right and tight down there
do i love a fair or a love affair?
the ferris wheel is the real deal
i'm hopeful things will heal
spaceships come but they go too
i may after all end up in the loo
haha eat to much and there you might go
DeleteLetting nasty stuff flow
A howl you say
I guess maybe I should do care bear post one day..haha
Things go round and round,
ReplyDeleteScary women are found.
They have a beard,
That is just weird.
- Yes they used to have those sideshows down a sideroad of the fair - replete
with bearded ladies - and all sorts of things - behind glass panels - when you think now - had almost forgot about them - but your write brought them vividly to mind Pat - (just remembered those what the butler saw) - the multi sides to the fair - hugs Lib
Glad I could bring such a disturbing memory back to you
DeleteAmazing the things I can do..haha
I've not been to a fair since I was 11...I now feel the need to go and hunt one out just for a bit of nostalgia
ReplyDeleteYeah been a looooong time since I did as well
DeleteMay have to go this summer and ring such a bell
fun fun rhyming fun, in the home or off you rome, in the air or down at the fair, the rhymes will fly as the coaster coasts or the ferris boasts, that it can stop where it does please, watching all the people below laughing up in glee. Yeah, long time since the fair I went, but it doesn't bother me none, as fun as it was back when, with my neck and back I could only watch and that would be a pain, so instead I took the cat's advice from way back when and started Supernatural Season 1, pretty good so far, just many more episodes to know go
ReplyDeleteYep off we go
DeleteOn the fair rhyming show
I guess if all one can do is watch then that be no fun
But then I suppose you could get some sun
My back is out of whack
I need a new bed at my shack
Yep Supernatural is very good
Wait until it gets going, like it even more you should
I used to go to fairs every summer when I was a kid. I kind of miss it.
ReplyDeleteYeah I did too
DeleteMiss them though, hmm I suppose I do
Good old fairs, huh? Weird it is that I was remembering all the horror stories I've read about such fairs, especially back in 7th grade when all I read was 'Goosebumps' by R.L.Stine.
ReplyDeleteBut a cavewoman wearing a thong?! :O
That definitely caught me off guard, hahaha. :D
haha been a while since I thought about goosebumps indeed
DeleteHere at my feed
Yeah such a sight would be scary
Especially since she's oh so hairy
It's been 14 years since....
ReplyDelete14 years you say
DeleteWow that is great that you know right to the day
It sounds like an amusement park from the start
ReplyDeletebut women with beards sounds like a freaky part
I thought it was a circus just a bit afterwards
Now I wish there were some of those dancing bards
Yeah those dancing birds would be cool
DeleteAs would some weird looking fool