Thursday, May 17, 2012

A Little Less Rhyme For A Time!

Not a huge rhyme in sight.
Losing my rhyming might?
Or could it be something else at my sea?
Like leaving bush number three.

Or at least that dirty human Pat,
Is skipping out on the cat.
So for a few days the rhymes may be less,
That I will confess.

I guess even a cat and stupid Pat,
Needs a reprieve once in a while at their mat.
But we will be back and around to read,
Each and every feed.

When? Who knows though,
As Pat has never ever left his show.
Besides Gawker Island and some other stuff,
Where Drazin too probably gave a huff and puff.

All the cat can say,
To whoever the thief that stole him today,
Is you better send him back,
So Miss Priss and I don't have to hang out with this other cat pack.

Hmmm this was supposed to be short.
I guess it just isn't the case at my court.
Oh well I will still rhyme each day,
Whether or not Pat is here to play.

You read that right for today stinkin' Pat is hitching a death trap flight. The mean human shut the computer off and changed his password. How absurd? So now the cat can't get on and rhyme as much as usual at his sea. Stupid Pat having to cross the border from bush number three.

I will fix Pat though for I'll sneak away from our show and get on another laptop somewhere and still occasionally, maybe, sorta visit my lair. But if you notice Pat isn't hopping around leaving comments everywhere at each and every lair, that is why he's off flying through the sky. And who is to blame for this coming about and making the cat pout?

Well that is another story and after the cat is done sulking he will tell it in all its glory. For now he's stuck with nanny giving her his fanny while Miss Priss is as regal as can be swatting at all the humans she can see. For now not as many rhymes in the comments below or at your show will amass. But unless Pat goes boom I will be back fully soon enough with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

98 comments:

  1. The final verse is a piece of pure quality Pat haha, even if it was a bit shorter I think it was still a very good rhyme Pat, awesome work.

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    1. Yep had to get it done
      As away I will run

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  2. For a rhyme not being in site,
    you've written a poem with bite!
    As for me? My muse is somewhere flying a kite!

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    1. Dont get struck by zeus
      That could hurt ur caboose

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  3. so you are traveling...? you will come up with even more rhymes then...just saying...smiles... have a great time, whatever you're doing and enjoy...

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    1. Yep many ideas are springing in steady
      Already

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  4. That's cool for a poem that was supposed not to have any rhymes.

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    1. Wad supposed to be short
      Always rhymes at my court

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  5. No rhymes for a time???? What will I do now???? :( And Basil the Bionic Cat was just getting warmed up!! LOL

    Have a great trip :)

    Cat

    www.cathrinegarnell.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. Bah there will still be some
      I just wont be around to reply and hum

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  6. Safe travels, Pat!! I hope all goes well =)

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    1. what do you mean safe travels, general ELsie? Didn't we send you on a mission to hijack him on the road?

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    2. Should be fun
      Under ur previous sun
      Hijack
      Pfftt u cant even stop my shack

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    3. I cannot plot and scheme if he knows my plan! I have many allies where he is going. They are waiting for him at the airport. sssshhhh....

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    4. ah, yes, that is why Annzie has started the jets on her airplane today.... Pat will find the stewardess on his plane strangely familiar with an innocent cleavage, blond hair and blue eyes :) But by then, he will be taken hostage ....

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    5. Exactly, Dezz, Anne is always the crafty one. Brains AND beauty!

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    6. Pfft it did not work
      No one was around to lurk

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  7. short ? hmm, it might still take me days to get the rhyming right.
    have a good time,Pat xx

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    1. U have days to spruce up
      Add some extra coffee to ur cup

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  8. 400got you tired? Enjoy your time off. We'll wait.

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    1. Never tired at my sea
      Many more will come from me
      Unless i go boom
      Then the rhyme is doom

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  9. I'm kinda glad you didn't leave me your cats to take care off while you are off playing Romeo under Juliet's balcony :)
    And don't worry, we shall trash your court while you're not here, since we know you like it all dirty and trashy :P

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    1. Pffft would never leave them with you
      And all that penguin poo
      The cat might develop a taste
      For such waste
      My ocd will clean
      Any mess u make at my scene

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    2. I'm liking this temporary avatar of yours, Cat, don't have to stare at your armpits anymore :P

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    3. Pffft all back to form
      As things will get back to the norm

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  10. Still longer than any poem I have ever done.

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    1. The cat cant be beat
      Even by zombie feet

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  11. Good things comes to those who wait

    for it's all fate

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    1. I suppose so
      Even here at my show

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  12. how I said is nice
    have a break
    let the cat by a while
    take a rest by a time
    you are human being
    oh dear take a pling! lol xxxx

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    1. Oh dear
      A break from my rhyming rear
      I guess it had to come
      But there will always be a rhyming hum

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    2. Back soon
      Will come the loon

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  13. Is it something to do with Irish Air and going on the lamb!

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    1. Pffft i would never run from her
      Just lick my fur
      And give her a hairball
      In her hall

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  14. Oh no!!!! No Rhymes? What are we going to do all day!!!!

    Is this because I asked Cap to put you in a lilac tutu??????? lol

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    1. Pffft the cat will get u back for that
      When he comes back to his mat

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    2. oh, the cat in the lilac tutu, it would be a sight for my sore eyes! Especially if he doesn't shave his paws before it :)

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    3. LMAO!! Oh, Dez it was great!!! Check out thinkingcap's page. It's on there :)

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    4. Of course you had to tell him that
      Such a bad minion to the cat

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  15. thanks for the heads up on my feed yesterday hopefully it is fixed right away but i wont know until you get back, so travel light pat, and dont get into too much trouble cat...i will try to survive with hopes your rhymes come back all the more alive

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    1. Yeah hopefully it is fixed by now
      And blogger isn't having a cow
      I didn't leave you hanging though
      And rhymes will always show

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  16. Has the cat tried hitting the laptop really hard with his fist (paw)? That... doesn't really work when I get locked out of my laptop, but it feels good?

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    1. Yeah that does feel good
      Hit it really hard I should

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  17. For someone who is supposed to be away, there are a lot of comments from the cat - did he manage to get into the laptop? Has he hacked into nanny's computer? Have a fun time and enjoy the break :)

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    1. Nope had my phone
      And used that to give a groan

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  18. Cat get on his computer and change the passwords lock him out!

    So will this be a comment Pat never comments on? Will he finally not comment on a comment? Find out in the reply section bellow!

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    1. Just for u
      A reply has come due

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  19. Hmmm...I don't know what to say to that
    But I will miss both Pat and the Cat
    Umm...terribly.

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    1. Glad you miss
      By rhyming bliss
      But you not know what to say
      That truly is a display

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  20. Tell that umm..thief..hello
    and I hope you have a wonderful time below!

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    1. he can't have a wonderful time below ever since he was snip snip, Petsy you silly girl ;)

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    2. whatever you say, Dez. lol...

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    3. Pat will become like R
      with replies little and far.
      Only a couple of words each time
      and he might not even rhyme!

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    4. that would just confirm our theory that R is actually Patrick, and I think even Gloria could be Patrick :)

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    5. haha..now that is a good theory!

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    6. I once even thought Patrick was Petsy as well, but he couldn't give birth to so many sons, so I changed the theory :PPP

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    7. Yeah crazy in every way
      For Pat is Pat at our bay
      Not R or Oh dear by fair
      I'll have to get GN to run Dez down with his car

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  21. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... It's like the end of season 4 and I have to wait however long. You better come back though! Don't cancel the show completely!

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    1. I hear ya, and if it's the same show I'm thinking of, there's only 13 episodes in Season Five, just enough to finish the series. Quite the shame.

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    2. Is it Fringe you were thinking off?
      That show I love
      And never fear
      Pat will be back with more than 13 episodes sometime this year

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  22. Well, a reprieve we all often need. But man oh man, the tease is killing me, I'm bad like that, not nosy, not even curious most the times, but when a hint or a sniff is left, my mind must find out the answer, kind of like walter on the finder. So a trip, I'll just say for my own sanity that you're flying to a film festival, seeing that makes sense and all. But good look on your adventure, and positive outcomes, if you're over this way, give a shout, if not don't pout haha had to rhymed perfect and as we know, my rhymes quite slow…see you on the flipside.

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    1. Well I am very close to your bay
      And it was a good guess on this day
      But sadly it was wrong
      For Pat is going to get it when I come back strong

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  23. Have a great trip! Do something hip. Don't trip, fall or slip or you'll look like a dip... and perhaps need a break that's more than a blip. :)

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  24. Sad times... I will miss your daily rhymes

    Have a great trip!

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    1. But the rhymes still come
      From my little rhyming bum

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  25. My laptop has a hole in it where i dropped it, if it makes you feel any better, Your going on hols?. I loathe flying, just the idea of going up in a place. Also i am a veggie and i get my meal before everyone else, so they all hate me and glare at me and any kid i am seated next to will give me the puppy dog eyes so i give them most of it. I hope your cat nanny will feed them well, i looked after someones dog and i got it fat and taught it to beg from the table which annoyed the owner. Have a good hols. hope you get a deckchair near the pool and some romance.

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    1. Yeah I loathe flying as well
      But it wasn't complete Hell
      It is going grand
      Here in NY land
      And that is funny too
      As the dog's tummy grew

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  26. Humans. They're so unpredictable! LOL. Have a great trip!

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  27. Be well, be safe
    play nice, don't hate
    I came by to see you
    but met a locked gate!
    Hope all is well
    if not, won't tell
    and hope that flight's heaven
    and the airport a'int hell!
    (Getting my life back Pat
    How cool is that!)
    Just in time for you to take a freaking vacation...go figure!

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    1. haha that is funny indeed
      As you come to my feed
      When Pat runs away
      And glad all is getting back to normal at your bay

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  28. Have a safe travel Pat ~

    I am off work myself tomorrow, so horray for the long weekend ~

    See you soon ~

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    1. Yep long weekend is grand
      If Pat didn't run from our land

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  29. Have a wonderful trip, Pat. :)

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    1. That I am and will
      As I get my NY fill

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  30. Good for you Pat,interesting
    A reprieve is well deserving
    Saves lots of time flying
    Enjoy yourself,we're here waiting!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah saves lots of time
      Not so sublime
      But works none the less
      Glad you'll be waiting for my rhyming mess

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    1. lol that is right
      I will never admit to such a plight

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  32. What will we do with our time away from a cat flinging poo?
    Whatever it is for your absence, enjoy yourself and the things you do!

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    1. Flinging cat poo is grand
      But so much fun visiting another land

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  33. this is a puzzling line

    Besides Gawker Island and some other stuff,
    Where Drazin too probably gave a huff and puff.

    when time races like a bullet

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    1. Drazin gave a huff and puff there
      And all other times at my lair

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  34. Wherever you are going/gone. Enjoy!
    The cats will play while Pat's away ;)

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    1. Yes the cats will play
      And make Pat pay

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    1. Great time away
      Pfft the cat will get him for leaving our bay

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