Not a huge rhyme in sight.
Losing my rhyming might?
Or could it be something else at my sea?
Like leaving bush number three.
Or at least that dirty human Pat,
Is skipping out on the cat.
So for a few days the rhymes may be less,
That I will confess.
I guess even a cat and stupid Pat,
Needs a reprieve once in a while at their mat.
But we will be back and around to read,
Each and every feed.
When? Who knows though,
As Pat has never ever left his show.
Besides Gawker Island and some other stuff,
Where Drazin too probably gave a huff and puff.
All the cat can say,
To whoever the thief that stole him today,
Is you better send him back,
So Miss Priss and I don't have to hang out with this other cat pack.
Hmmm this was supposed to be short.
I guess it just isn't the case at my court.
Oh well I will still rhyme each day,
Whether or not Pat is here to play.
You read that right for today stinkin' Pat is hitching a death trap flight. The mean human shut the computer off and changed his password. How absurd? So now the cat can't get on and rhyme as much as usual at his sea. Stupid Pat having to cross the border from bush number three.
I will fix Pat though for I'll sneak away from our show and get on another laptop somewhere and still occasionally, maybe, sorta visit my lair. But if you notice Pat isn't hopping around leaving comments everywhere at each and every lair, that is why he's off flying through the sky. And who is to blame for this coming about and making the cat pout?
Well that is another story and after the cat is done sulking he will tell it in all its glory. For now he's stuck with nanny giving her his fanny while Miss Priss is as regal as can be swatting at all the humans she can see. For now not as many rhymes in the comments below or at your show will amass. But unless Pat goes boom I will be back fully soon enough with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.