Damn it! We are still stuck in this pit. This stupid eyeball freak won't even let us go take a leak without staring us down like he is from pervert town.
Tarsier Man watches near and far,
So we can't leave nanny's bar.
But that is about to change,
For we have to get Pat back to our range.
And so another tale comes due,
Of this guy with the flying eyeballs that doesn't have a clue.
Tarsier Man showed up,
As we finished tiping over nanny's coffee cup.
She was busy cleaning up the mess,
Yes, we obviously did it on purpose I confess.
But while she was distracted off we went,
Sneaking out a vent.
Then Miss Priss got grabbed by that Tarsier Man nut,
And he snatched up my little rhyming butt.
He chucked us back into nanny's bay,
And told us to stay.
For he wanted to get his pay,
Boy, for the cat this was a crappy May.
His stupid eyeballs kept popping out here and there,
Making sure we were still at nanny's lair.
So we devised another plan,
That would rid us of Tarsier Man.
I pretended to use the loo,
And he watched having no clue.
Miss Priss snuck up from behind his floating eye balls,
As I made my pretend cat calls.
They were flung at me,
And as Pat does at bush number three,
I opened an empty Pringle can,
Slamming the lid back on and capturing the eyes of Tarsier Man.
We laughed and took off as his body twitched about,
Giving his stupid theme song a shout.
I'm sure he found his eyes soon enough,
And if not that is just tough.
For now we are free,
To bring Pat back to our sea.
Something I will surely do,
No matter how much he and Blabber try to prevent it at her NY zoo.
I will get that ex-minion lass,
If it's the last thing done by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.

Darn, I was sure Pat would be back today!
ReplyDeleteI hope he's having fun while Cat has his say.
Yeah Pat is gone to long
DeleteThat cat knows that is just so wrong
ooo singing the song as you dashed away, was a funny touch as you escaped the bay, just be careful because free does not always turn out how you hope it to be....
ReplyDeleteYeah free is free
DeleteBut it doesn't always cause glee
Maybe Pat will not want to come back
ReplyDeleteas you come to rescue him with an attack!
You and Cassie might decide to stay
NY is a great place anyway!
Not as good as Ohio
but that's just how it goes!
You better let nanny know you're alright
or she will be full of worry and fright!
I can't believe you wasted a cup of coffee!
That is not only rude, but sloppy!
Eat a Black and White for me!
But Jax will want the black side, you see.
hahaha.
Of course I would get the black side. It's the only side I'll eat!!! hahahaha
DeleteI'm going to have to send you some one day, Betsy! I always think of you when I see them now :)
LOL well the cats can waste away
DeleteAs they don't like it at their bay
But Pat on the other hand has had a change of heart
And now Starbucks is added to his food cart
Yep I can attest to that
As you saw a cookie and said that exact same thing to Pat
Oh you on coffee
Deletethat just fills me with glee
now you'll be rhyming
with a little more speed!
lol...
LOL it doesn't make me too hyper I will say
DeleteAs I'm just the same at my bay
The Tasier Man had survived
ReplyDeleteEven with his eyes ripped off
Pat was lucky he got off alive
Tipped off coffee a good ploy
Hank
Pat was lucky he was away
DeleteBut when he gets back the cat will make him pay
just so that you know, the Alliance has sent their top spies at the NY Zoo and we are taping and recording everything!
ReplyDeleteare they wearing animal costumes so they blend in undetected? :)
DeleteDezmond, stop giving away our secrets...ha..ha...
Deleteyes, animal disguise off course, I've sent our raccoon squad to NY in "hide in the bush to shoot his and her tush" mission :)
DeleteRaccoons? Why of course...they do look like little bandits with those masks on. lol....
Deleteyep, we use raccoons for undercover spying missions, wombats and kangaroos for missions which require some fighting and armadillos when we expect to be shot at. Penguins are the brain of all these missions.
Deletehmmm… with all this zoo talk, I wonder if this Madagascar commercial is just coincidence or if there's something more to it…hmmm….thinking about that film, perhaps, if there available that is, you should hire those mafia styled penguins, but don't grab the zebra, he always seems to foul things up
Deletepenguins are the brains...lol...now why didn't I see that coming? hahaha.
Deleteno zebras...good idea, fred..lol....
Dezz, I called my family in NY, all the plans are in place. The Alliance is stronger than ever!!
Delete@Fred
Deletehire them? I command the Madagascar penguins, that's why my title is the Penguin Man
@Petsy
cat could never beat a penguin brain
@Elsie
info received, Irish Air will be thrilled with how our mission is moving on...
Dez, good to know ~ Keep us posted with the developments ~
DeletePfft I think it was all a fail
DeleteAs Pat or Blabber next got shot in the tail
So you really suck
The alliance are once more shit out of luck
don't use bad language, cat, or I'll wash your tongue with some soap :)
DeletePffft wouldn't be the first time
DeleteAs the viking woman thinks it is sublime
Better bring him back Cat. He took wrong time to have fling in NY. After my roast to him, people have crowned me Miss.Don Rickles and Queen of roast, which is all flattering but god,I would accept that title after a true roast about him, Cat.
ReplyDeleteI hope I didnt offend him.
About Tarsier's eyeballs in pringle can, can they see from there? or it works only if it stay on his body?
Nope Tarsier can't see
DeleteWhich is how we got away from him nanny
The queen of roast
Pfft the cat will make you toast
I love this series, but I miss Pat :[. Glad to see you are enthusiastic about bringing Pat back! Great job so far Mr. Orlin.
ReplyDeleteYeah the cat will get him home
DeleteAnd never again let him roam
I think I'll boast that this was a great post. Let's have a toast to the cat with the most!
ReplyDeleteThe cat is
DeleteSo Pat better end this running away biz
Hurry home Pat! It's not only the cat that misses you!
ReplyDeleteNot only the cat?
DeleteCould the former NYer also miss Pat?
It's good but we need Pat back
ReplyDeletePat will be back
DeleteOne day soon at his shack
ok cat, a lot of bla, bla, bla. the thing is where is Pat???
ReplyDeleteThis is b ored without Pat:(
DeletePat is away
DeleteOh dear it is boring at my bay
We can't have that
Better go save Pat
How dare you blame me for Pat's disappearance!!!!!!????!!! Listen, cat, I don't know what game you're trying to play but you can't blame me! Hmph.
ReplyDeleteYou probably scared him away with all that armpit licking you did.
LOL well you are the only one that made sense to the cat
DeleteSo send back Pat
don't send him, we need him not, we're running the show now in this place :)
DeleteHe will be sent
DeleteOr the cat will surely need to vent
And go on and on and on
From dusk to dawn
those eye are pretty creepy
ReplyDeleteYep creepy indeed
DeleteJust be glad all you have to do is read
Wow! They caught Tarsier Man's floating eyeballs with an empty can of Pringles? That's pretty hardcore.
ReplyDeleteYeah very hardcore
DeleteAnd will remain something of lore