The Me And My Thinking Cap Rhyming Rap!

Meandmythinkingcap thought it would be fun
To give the cat a comic run.
Thanks to Blabber, who will get her due,
She put the cat in a tutu.

The cat can take the joke,
And will never choke.
But I have to scratch the itch,
As payback is a bitch.

So what kind of thinking cap does she use?
There are so many that telling you might confuse.
So showing is the only way,
Here is her secret stash she has on display.

This one is rather odd at first,
But it is to protect her brain burst.
Plus you can pop a piece off and provide an air hole,
I hear a lot of those are needed for her thinking goal.

This one scare the kids,
Really makes them flip their lids.
I guess it so she can be her own stuffing,
Pretending her thoughts are more than fluffing.

This is when she needs some extra booze,
Or maybe it is just ooze.
So then the brain juice will flow,
And she can at least have a nice shiny glow.

Remeber that hole?
Now she covers it with a flag pole.
Then just taps the golf ball in,
When she thinks she is going to win.

This is when things get real hot,
And she thinks a whole lot.
She needs a power snack,
For such a "you're right" thinking attack.

It's alllllliiiiivvvvveeeeee!!!
Comes from her hive.
Yet it still won't light up with a thought.
Even when she is thinking a whole lot.

What was she thinking with this?
At least her head you can't miss.
Like a stamp that says look at me,
I'm completely crazy!

Here is one the really works for her though,
As she uses sticks and writes things down on the go.
Now she doesn't have to remember one bit,
Of course unless she forgets where she put it.

This one is on her wish list,
For she shakes her fist.
As her thoughts could be a double decker,
If only she had a ummm pecker.

And of course we come to her pride and joy.
The one that is more than just a toy.
For with this one she is raring to go,
Where? I'll let your mind continue such a flow.

So now you know about meandmythinkingcap's secert stash and the caps she likes to flash. Don't you just love how the cat can get the dirt? I bet with that last one she sure can flirt. So think twice before crossing the cat as payback will come at my mat, all in good fun of course but as you see you will suffer my recourse. So what to do about Blabber's little addition to this thing hmmm I suppose that is another ring. For payback has come to pass and it was such fun for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.