Everything was booked from head to toe and so we could not get to Blabber's NY show. Then we spied a shadow we have seen time and time again of the one who is supposedly above mortal men.
"So what are you two fleabags going on about now? Drazin would ignore you but you did get Drazin off that planet."
"Just what we need, the chrome dome to help."
Drazin and Miss Priss did their usual rant and Drazin yapped about crushing her like an ant. But then he offered to pay us back by getting us to Blabber's shack. Of course he was a border patrol guy before we made him cry and lose his job way way way back but we all know about that attack. So he called in a favor and got a truck, not even having to pay a buck.
Of course the truck looked like it was going to fall apart and we would have better luck with a grocery cart, yet we gave it a go hoping to get to Blabber's show. We made it an hour and the truck no longer had power. We were stuck in the middle of nowhere with a moose giving us an evil glare.
"Drazin will teach that thing to stare at Drazin."
"You are quite the ugly mook, maybe he's just fascinated by your godly-ness."
Drazin ignored Miss Priss and went after the moose. He actually slapped it in the caboose. It turned and flung him into the trees and then stared at us as Drazin got chased by bees. The moose had super speed as it rammed the truck, stomping it like a weed. It split the truck in two and in the air we flew. Miss Priss and I landed on its back and the stupid damn moose ran us back to nanny's shack.
Is the whole world out to get us? I so want to cuss. First Blabber steals Pat and we get stuck at nanny's mat. Then Tarsier Man shows up too, Drazin couldn't even make it come due and a friggin Speedy Moose sent us back here to hang loose. I guess it is just our fate not to mess up their little play date. That doesn't mean the cat will stop. Don't like it? Call a cop. As another plan will come to pass and I will bring Pat back to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You haven't got hold of Pat yet? Blabber stole Pat? poor guy, I see lot of tutu abuse, save him fast cat, save him fast. What is blabber show? Anything to do with shampoo?
ReplyDeleteWho knows as Pat is stim MIA
DeleteAnd I hate being stuck at nanny's bay
oh my quite the the thing, the moose's wrath it did bring, though drazin had it coming it seems and now will suffer from stings...i hope your NY trip in going well, ear plugs might help break blabbers spell....
ReplyDeleteYeah Drazin had it coming indeed
DeleteEach and every time at my feed
NY trip is great as well
But the cat you can't tell
And the adventure continues........
ReplyDeleteAnd so it does
DeleteJust because
Foiled again cat!!!
ReplyDeleteOne day
DeleteI will have him back to my bay
All booked it's rather sad
ReplyDeleteA run down truck was not bad
Couldn't withstand a moose onslaught
Split in 2 lucky no one got hurt
Hank
Yes that was lucky indeed
DeleteAs Drazin only made my ears bleed
Drazin and Miss Priss make a great couple Pat haha. Or is this just the cat? Hmm...
ReplyDeleteMiss Priss is another cat
DeleteAt my mat
...on which she sat.
DeleteSee never sat on a thing
DeleteAs I gave her a ring
when is Blabber's show on? I'd like to watch it if it's prime time :)
ReplyDeleteDon't you torrent anyway
DeleteDoing things the illegal way at you bay..lol
I do torrent every day...
DeletePS, Patrick, you ebil cat, why is you ignoring my message to your ebilness at Twitter?
Because Pat and I agree Twitter is bad for your brain cells, that's why.
DeleteI haven't even logged into twitter
DeleteWill now, so don't get bitter
Poor Cat, just hold on another day
ReplyDeleteand he will be back to nanny's bay
and take you home to bush #3
where you can whine at him endlessly.
lol.
You lied
DeleteThe cat almost cried
He hasn't come back
To our shack
Drazin will learn not to smack a moose in his caboose!
ReplyDeleteThat he will
DeleteBut maybe he got a thrill
Don't like it? Call a cop
ReplyDelete"Hello yes, is this the police?"
"I would like to report seeing a moose slapped on the caboose."
You're in trouble now Drazin. Also I wish you would find Pat already Cat.
LOL but did you call the rcmp
DeleteAs those are the ones that can arrest us at our sea
hahaha, this reminds me of those people that try to kill themselves but never succeed, don't know why, but that's what popped up inside. Perhaps to win this game, the cat should enlist some whoop-di-friggin-doo fame
ReplyDeletehaha the whoopdi friggin doo
DeleteDoesn't have a clue
But soon enough he will come to pass
To once more annoy my little rhyming ass
You mean flings are only for spring?
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Yep just spring
DeleteSummer lovin is what the next season will bring
I read this post twice
ReplyDeleteand all I got are lies
Pat will never be back
He didn't have enough luck
Pat will be back
DeleteAre you on crack?
Tarsier man should have done more than that. I'm disappointed in him. :|
ReplyDeletePfft Tarsier Man is a quack
DeleteWho can't survive an attack