Sunday, May 20, 2012

No Plane Or Train Making Us Go Down The Third Person Lane!

Everything was booked from head to toe and so we could not get to Blabber's NY show. Then we spied a shadow we have seen time and time again of the one who is supposedly above mortal men.

"So what are you two fleabags going on about now? Drazin would ignore you but you did get Drazin off that planet."

"Just what we need, the chrome dome to help."

Drazin and Miss Priss did their usual rant and Drazin yapped about crushing her like an ant. But then he offered to pay us back by getting us to Blabber's shack. Of course he was a border patrol guy before we made him cry and lose his job way way way back but we all know about that attack. So he called in a favor and got a truck, not even having to pay a buck.

Of course the truck looked like it was going to fall apart and we would have better luck with a grocery cart, yet we gave it a go hoping to get to Blabber's show. We made it an hour and the truck no longer had power. We were stuck in the middle of nowhere with a moose giving us an evil glare.

"Drazin will teach that thing to stare at Drazin."

"You are quite the ugly mook, maybe he's just fascinated by your godly-ness."

Drazin ignored Miss Priss and went after the moose. He actually slapped it in the caboose. It turned and flung him into the trees and then stared at us as Drazin got chased by bees. The moose had super speed as it rammed the truck, stomping it like a weed. It split the truck in two and in the air we flew. Miss Priss and I landed on its back and the stupid damn moose ran us back to nanny's shack.

Is the whole world out to get us? I so want to cuss. First Blabber steals Pat and we get stuck at nanny's mat. Then Tarsier Man shows up too, Drazin couldn't even make it come due and a friggin Speedy Moose sent us back here to hang loose. I guess it is just our fate not to mess up their little play date. That doesn't mean the cat will stop. Don't like it? Call a cop. As another plan will come to pass and I will bring Pat back to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

33 comments:

  1. You haven't got hold of Pat yet? Blabber stole Pat? poor guy, I see lot of tutu abuse, save him fast cat, save him fast. What is blabber show? Anything to do with shampoo?

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    1. Who knows as Pat is stim MIA
      And I hate being stuck at nanny's bay

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  2. oh my quite the the thing, the moose's wrath it did bring, though drazin had it coming it seems and now will suffer from stings...i hope your NY trip in going well, ear plugs might help break blabbers spell....

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    1. Yeah Drazin had it coming indeed
      Each and every time at my feed
      NY trip is great as well
      But the cat you can't tell

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  3. And the adventure continues........

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    1. One day
      I will have him back to my bay

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  5. All booked it's rather sad
    A run down truck was not bad
    Couldn't withstand a moose onslaught
    Split in 2 lucky no one got hurt

    Hank

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    1. Yes that was lucky indeed
      As Drazin only made my ears bleed

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  6. Drazin and Miss Priss make a great couple Pat haha. Or is this just the cat? Hmm...

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    1. Miss Priss is another cat
      At my mat

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    2. See never sat on a thing
      As I gave her a ring

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  7. when is Blabber's show on? I'd like to watch it if it's prime time :)

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    1. Don't you torrent anyway
      Doing things the illegal way at you bay..lol

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    2. I do torrent every day...
      PS, Patrick, you ebil cat, why is you ignoring my message to your ebilness at Twitter?

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    3. Because Pat and I agree Twitter is bad for your brain cells, that's why.

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    4. I haven't even logged into twitter
      Will now, so don't get bitter

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  8. Poor Cat, just hold on another day
    and he will be back to nanny's bay
    and take you home to bush #3
    where you can whine at him endlessly.
    lol.

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    1. You lied
      The cat almost cried
      He hasn't come back
      To our shack

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  9. Drazin will learn not to smack a moose in his caboose!

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    1. That he will
      But maybe he got a thrill

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  10. Don't like it? Call a cop

    "Hello yes, is this the police?"
    "I would like to report seeing a moose slapped on the caboose."

    You're in trouble now Drazin. Also I wish you would find Pat already Cat.

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    1. LOL but did you call the rcmp
      As those are the ones that can arrest us at our sea

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  11. hahaha, this reminds me of those people that try to kill themselves but never succeed, don't know why, but that's what popped up inside. Perhaps to win this game, the cat should enlist some whoop-di-friggin-doo fame

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    1. haha the whoopdi friggin doo
      Doesn't have a clue
      But soon enough he will come to pass
      To once more annoy my little rhyming ass

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  12. You mean flings are only for spring?

    LOL!

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    1. Yep just spring
      Summer lovin is what the next season will bring

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  13. I read this post twice
    and all I got are lies
    Pat will never be back
    He didn't have enough luck

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  14. Tarsier man should have done more than that. I'm disappointed in him. :|

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    1. Pfft Tarsier Man is a quack
      Who can't survive an attack

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