So Pat was in a diner once more down in New York and yes he even managed to use a fork. Still wish they had those up here but I guess I'm SOL with that I fear. Anyway, on to the topic of today. For at your stinkin American bay, I found something out that Blabber, Pat and many other people went on and on and on about. Pat sat down for breakfast and saw bacon there and it said Canadian by it reminding him of his lair, so he figured what the hell and ordered some thinking it would be swell. Feck that! For I smell a rat.
What came was HAM! They slapped it down with a bam and it was stinkin ham and not bacon what so ever. So Canadian Bacon is ham? That is quite the endeavour. What nut case thought this stupid idea up? It seems every Canadian I ask thinks you Americans are drinking straight rum in your cup. Meaning you are out of your mind. Did you just pull such a name from your behind?
You should call bacon, bacon and ham, ham. Do you have another name for jam? Maybe Russian Moose? Or Chinese Goose? Makes no sense what so ever. So why the hell would some nut job think of naming ham Canadian Bacon and think it was clever? Stupid in every way! Ham is ham and bacon is bacon at our bay. There is no difference what so ever in the bacon we have up here and the one down there I fear. So you don't need to take your crummy ham and rename it blaming it on Canadians because it isn't a hit.
Don't believe me? Look it up at your sea. Every Canadian thinks you guys are insane for believing such a thing down at your lane. I hate dairy and find it rather scary, so maybe I'll name it American Milk from now on and the idea would spread from my lawn. The milk is all the same but naming it American Milk gives me someone to blame.
Why stop there though? Let's blame prune juice on Sweden and bananas on Eden. Let's blame headaches on the Irish and raw fish on some bad India wish. Penguin Man gets blamed for pringle cans though. I'm sure he'll like the fame of it from my show. But either way it is so dumb and someone obviously pulled this from their bum. Ham is ham and bacon is bacon and that is it! Anyone who says differently is a nitwit. And that is putting it nicely I will say and so ends the rant of the day. Pat already went through this with that Blabber lass but it also had to be done by my little rhyming ass.
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