Send Pat Back! I Hate This Shack!

Too many cats in this horrid place all getting up in my face. I need to find who stole Pat and get him back to our mat. It had to be one of you that much is true. So first I will track him down and then I'll have to skip town. For I can't take nanny's any more. Miss Priss and I need to flee this shore.

Suspect Number One and Two would be Dezmond and Anne at my zoo. With that little coalition they have going on there and all the threats they sent to my lair. It has to be those two that made this awful thing come due. So I sent Anne some liquor to get her to bicker and all I got was this little bit of bliss.

 "You are an eejit cat, I have no bloody Pat. Feck off and let me drink. Dig in my garden and I'll turn you pink."

I suppose that suspect is down and we all know Dez is her lacky dragon clown. So without her he couldn't pull off such a thing so those two are off the hook at my wing.

Suspect Number Three would be Brian taking his Gawker monikor seriously or maybe it left him cryin' and he wanted payback for me using it at my shack. Turns out he was too busy gawking up some mix matching sock guy when Pat flew across the sky. Another down making me frown.

So on to Number Four and that would be Betsy and her clean floor. After all she has been enticing Pat to come take some more cats from her shack. If he does I will go on the attack. Plus her whole underground thing could sneak him in but it can't be Betsy for the win. For when Pat left it was grocery day and you all know she can't miss that at her bay.

I thought about the blue guy and his bora bora lie. Then there was Fred but he knows I'd scratch his head. R is too wordy for Pat and Baur is too busy with his alien radar while Dwei takes a nap. Elsie is writing long posts and asking questions at her sea while Angry is well just too angry. Waffles is too far away too and Al has that nasty loo. The Fox would run Pat over like rover so that can't be and Elisa is too busy getting the Zombie Elf down from a tree.

Wait a second! Another isn't blabbering about at my hive. But she can't be suspect number five. For she is the cat's minion and would never steal Pat. Hmmm nothing much can stop Blabber from her display at my mat. Strat! She isn't around too which means she stole Pat from the cat. Oh that is not a very good minion at all. I have to flee this hall and get down there. Jax may just lose her minion status at my lair. So now with Cass it's time I left nanny's and found Pat using the skills of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.