Friday, May 18, 2012

Send Pat Back! I Hate This Shack!

Too many cats in this horrid place all getting up in my face. I need to find who stole Pat and get him back to our mat. It had to be one of you that much is true. So first I will track him down and then I'll have to skip town. For I can't take nanny's any more. Miss Priss and I need to flee this shore.

Suspect Number One and Two would be Dezmond and Anne at my zoo. With that little coalition they have going on there and all the threats they sent to my lair. It has to be those two that made this awful thing come due. So I sent Anne some liquor to get her to bicker and all I got was this little bit of bliss.

 "You are an eejit cat, I have no bloody Pat. Feck off and let me drink. Dig in my garden and I'll turn you pink."

I suppose that suspect is down and we all know Dez is her lacky dragon clown. So without her he couldn't pull off such a thing so those two are off the hook at my wing.

Suspect Number Three would be Brian taking his Gawker monikor seriously or maybe it left him cryin' and he wanted payback for me using it at my shack. Turns out he was too busy gawking up some mix matching sock guy when Pat flew across the sky. Another down making me frown.

So on to Number Four and that would be Betsy and her clean floor. After all she has been enticing Pat to come take some more cats from her shack. If he does I will go on the attack. Plus her whole underground thing could sneak him in but it can't be Betsy for the win. For when Pat left it was grocery day and you all know she can't miss that at her bay.

I thought about the blue guy and his bora bora lie. Then there was Fred but he knows I'd scratch his head. R is too wordy for Pat and Baur is too busy with his alien radar while Dwei takes a nap. Elsie is writing long posts and asking questions at her sea while Angry is well just too angry. Waffles is too far away too and Al has that nasty loo. The Fox would run Pat over like rover so that can't be and Elisa is too busy getting the Zombie Elf down from a tree.

Wait a second! Another isn't blabbering about at my hive. But she can't be suspect number five. For she is the cat's minion and would never steal Pat. Hmmm nothing much can stop Blabber from her display at my mat. Strat! She isn't around too which means she stole Pat from the cat. Oh that is not a very good minion at all. I have to flee this hall and get down there. Jax may just lose her minion status at my lair. So now with Cass it's time I left nanny's and found Pat using the skills of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

74 comments:

  1. I love how you send Anne liquor to weed the truth out of her haha, I want Pat to come back safe and sound, I miss him! :L

    Don't rule out Al just because he has a toilet to sit on too, stranger things have definitely happened, hmmmmm...

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    1. Yeah Al could have been the cause
      But he's afraid of my claws

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  2. I'd say AL too but that maybe because I'm at my anger management course!

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    1. Anger management you say
      Irish Air better watch out for such a display

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  3. seriously how can you not gawk at the miss matched socks, like overlooking a woman carrying big rocks, so was not me that stole from bush number 3...give him a day and i bet pat comes home to stay...

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    1. haha that would be a bet you would lose
      Did we bet enough to get me a free cruise?

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  4. Well at least she has shampoo by twos
    So she can share some with you!
    hahaha.

    Poor Orlin Cat
    So mad at Pat.
    Payback will be hell
    I can just tell.
    The scolding he will get
    will be tense, I bet!
    :)

    Hope you're having a great time!

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    1. Yeah payback will come due
      From the rhyming crew
      When he get back
      To our shack
      And the cat will blast away
      About all he did in Ny's bay

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  5. I vote for Al too, just because I like to accuse him of stuff. Hard to know where to find the guy, though. Good luck, cat. We do miss Pat.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Geez seems Al get most of the votes at my sea
      I guess he is rather fishy
      And I am rather close to him
      So he could have made things turn grim

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  6. oooh, I'm honoured to be a suspect number one :) But I'm afraid it wasn't the Alliance. Although we love to humour ourselves with the idea of hijacking your plane and kidnapping your ebil bum, we really don't know where we would put you. Our headquarters are poo free and we have no diapers for you...
    And since when is Jaxy your minion? She's our lady general along with Elsie!

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    1. The cat is confused and lost without Pat. Clearly he cannot see that Jax has brought into the folds of the Alliance.

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    2. I don't think Jax will be staying in the Alliance for long guys!!

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    3. hush, Annzie, don't let the cat know about our cunning efforts to infiltrate agent Jax into the feline lines.

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    4. We can lure her Anne, it's not to late!!

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    5. Idk. Minion vs General? Isn't a minion like a mindless follower? At least the alliance gives me the respect and title I deserve!!! hahahaha

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    6. and a pink tank, don't forget the pink tank!

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    7. Pfft she is just a spy
      And joining you is a lie
      For things will go my way
      Each and every day
      And poo free
      Pfft I can fix that easily

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  7. Late to the game
    perhaps you could explain
    as my absence has made me dumb
    But once again here I am
    Yes, day two back again
    to participate in your rhyming fun.

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    1. Yes you may have no idea what is going on
      As much has changed at my lawn..haha

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  8. I wish I could feel sad for you cat
    But Pat's a good man and he'll be back at your mat.
    I want to poke fun and to be really mean,
    but I have lots of words to write or my posts will be to lean.
    In the meantime, just lay there and scratch your fleas,
    Soon enough you'll hear the jingle of Pat's keys.

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    1. Look at you rhyming away
      Trying to pick up the slack at my bay
      I'll jingle Pat's keys
      And scratch up his knees..haha

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  9. Look at me here, not missing a post!
    An accomplishment in which I must boast!
    I hope Pat is returned all safe and sound!
    Lest the cat burn this place to the ground!

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    1. Yes the cat will burn the house down
      If he does not come back to rhyming town
      And lots of days in a row at my bay
      You really want to have your say..haha

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  10. You silly silly cat
    you chased Pat
    from you mat.
    Without him
    this place
    is quite dim.

    I suspect that blabber has our dear Pat and is giving him a good flea shampoo.

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    1. LOL, now that's an image to imagine - the two of them shampooing each other :)

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    2. wonder which hairy parts are they shampooing mutually? /shakeshisinnocentangelwings/

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    3. you mean you cannot see my halo like Beyonce says she can???

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    4. I see your halo, Dezz! It's bright and shiny! =)

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    5. Weirdos I will say
      But that is nothing new at my bay

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    6. so there was no shampooing? :)

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  11. Did you take timetrain and tried viking world. He may be having his fling over there. Ok, when you meet them there, let him know that we all are missing him here. Blogosphere cant handle Irish Air's absence and Pat's absence all at once.
    I think he is more heartbroken that one of his minions turned her back on him and put him in tutu?
    Good to know that I am not one of the suspects. Love yeah Cat :)

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    1. LOL Maybe the tutu made him run away!!!!!! ;)

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    2. Pfft nothing could make Pat run away
      He simply took some R and R from his bay

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  12. I think Pat is away sun bathing in the sun
    while we are here prancing in his shack :-)

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    1. Yes there is plenty of sun
      As I have gotten a ton
      Still quite white though
      As a little tan my be starting to show

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  13. glad i avoided scrutiny
    don't like the charge of mutiny
    keep digging for the root
    no point in filing suit

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    1. Yeah you have never tried to harm the cat
      So you weren't treated like a dirty rat

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  14. There's nothing to fear, Pat
    We'll get you back, me and the cat!

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    1. Yes he will come back
      Or I'll burn down our shack

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  15. These cats are fine without Pat, he's surplus to requirements.

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    1. That he is
      For the cat can still rhyme and do his other biz

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  16. I think nick fury took him to be the next avenger hero

    Maybe even make Thanos look like a zero

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    1. That would be fun
      And I wish such a thing was done

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  17. Pat, you are not safe there, not at all!! Have you ever considered getting a dog, too? what would happen?

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    1. A dog would mix in quite well
      After a little hell
      Sure it will come due
      One day at our zoo

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  18. LOL
    'You are an eejit cat, I have no bloody Pat. Feck off and let me drink'
    Hehe

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    1. LOL yes that was fun
      As Irish Air can yap a ton

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  19. Yeah, it has to be quite the crowded scene, why'd pat go and leave and do such a thing. But I'm sure you'll bust lose sooner than later, and go on an adventure or three, on the attack to bring pat back and save your hide from the other shack.

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    1. Yes we must bust loose
      And get Pat back if we have to drag him by the caboose

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  20. Glad to hear I'm not a suspect, lol.

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    1. Nope that you are not
      As you don't talk a whole lot..haha

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  21. I bet we will find out tomorrow. I will stay tuned!

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    1. That you did
      As the cat flipped his lid

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  22. Aw, poor cat.
    Pat will be back, definitely.

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    1. Yes he better come back
      Or I will got on the attack

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  23. Pat will come back soon Im sure he is bored without us

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    1. I'm absolutely sure he is not :)

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    2. haha Dez was right
      Not bored day or night

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    3. ooh, night... pray do tell us more, me is strangely amused.....

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    4. Pfft sleep is all I mean
      So don't make a scene

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  24. what quiet is here without Pat:(

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    1. That it is indeed
      But I'll remember you said that at my feed

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  25. I still think it's Anne. Go check her again.

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    1. hahaha that the cat did twice
      And then gave her some mice

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  26. I never lied. Were were fooled by Bo, didn't you know?

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    1. Fooled you say
      Pfft I'll pretend to believe that at my bay

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