What do you want you old arsemonger? Are you dying of hunger? Do you just want to chew the fat? Bloody hell am I filling in for a rhyming cat? This is cattled up. Well let's jangle about and not dilly dally like some pup.
I'll dish the dirt,
And shall not flirt.
No rumpy pumpy will come due.
Bugger off if you want such a view.
No bloody wankers like that,
Are needed to chew the fat.
Scream blue murder if you must,
That I ruined your humpty hump lust.
For I'll have your guts for garters,
You better skedaddle as I take no barters.
Might turn you seven shades of shit.
Isn't that a tickity boo fit.
Don't piddle about.
Give a bloody shout.
Or bugger off.
If I make any airy fairy scoff.
Wow chrome dome.
You're a salad dodger and need to roam.
I just want to rip the piss,
No bit of fluff or any bliss.
For you'll take it up the poop chute,
Or be right as rain and toot.
Get good and wellied before hand,
The rumpy pumpy may be grand.
Don't get your skivvies in a bunch.
You can have your dull as dishwasher lunch.
May be rough as a badgers ass,
For an all fur coat and no knickers lass.
Such a piddly wanker.
Bugger off you banker.
No need to be mitthered by you.
Or your rubberneck crew.
What? You think your the mutts nuts?
The bees knees while sniffing butts?
The cat's whiskers or the dog's bullocks too?
Bloody hell you're quite the zoo.
I can see you arsemongers are rattled,
And this is good and cattled.
So I am bloody well done with this blog,
For I have to see a man about a dog.
I said I was bloody well done, so bugger off and go get some sun. That is right you bloody wankers and annoying bankers. We'll bloody well rip the piss some other time. I bloody well hate the bloody rhyme.
Wow! Where did that come from? Did someone try and hack my little rhyming bum? Did you understand half of what that creepy guy said? He kind of hurt the cat's head. That is those scary overseas people for you though as they try and invade the cats show. I hope he found his dog as he left a brown log. He was even crass which you know was enjoyed by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.