So back with the A to Z another I missed at the dVerse sea was the whole tax thing and I surely have to give that a ring. Hmmm already did the tax man a time or two. I guess it's time to get a tad profound at my zoo. Or at least make a point and maybe get a nose or two out of joint. Yeah I know this one was long ago but what can you do when you're like 40 posts ahead at your show?
Oh poor pitiful me,
The kids keep bugging me.
The phone gave a ring,
It was my secret fling.
The dog knocked over the sax.
While work sent a fax.
You're Fired!
But I was just hired.
How can they do that?
Now I even have to feed the cat.
Get supper too.
What am I to do?
Oh I know!
A shirking I will go.
The TV can babysit.
Who cares if the show has gore in it.
The dog can be shipped to the pound.
The cat can be sent outdoors to linger around.
A happy meal will do,
Life is just so hard on me too.
The welfare will come,
So I can sit on my bum.
Who wants to work so long?
I'd rather play ping pong.
Never mind I should man up,
Drinking from my "Worlds Greatest whatever" cup
I'll just be all for me,
Let the kids rot with the TV.
The dog can be put down,
The cat can get run over somewhere in town.
Fat is always great,
More happy meals to fill the plate.
For it is all about me,
No matter my history.
Things I have done,
Shoudn't ruin my fun.
I still want to be cool.
Hang with teenagers forever the fool.
Life is too taxing,
I'll shirk everything and remain relaxing.
And that is what came out of the cat, thankfully it did not result in a huge rant at my mat. For people like that think they are so divine. Yet when something goes wrong they point fingers at others and whine. Disgusts the cat and Pat many a time. Even making us like that mime. Poor little nimrods have too much strife when they brought such aspects into their life. Get over it and that is that. But then again fools never surprise the cat. So I hope they get fleas from not mowing the grass and that is all from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You like the mime??? I knew it!!!!!! Now I have in written proof for all to see. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL all the fuss about these mimes. I still don't get it :/
Deleteand I have a written proof that he likes Abu more than princess Jasmine, which is a wonderfully saucy piece of info for the Alliance :)
Delete@Matt
Deletedon't bother, son, nobody gets anything that comes from cat's rhyming bum....
We'll let you in on the mime army if you post a picture of you in a speedo! The public is practically demanding it!!
DeleteWhen compared to this I like the mime
DeleteBut they still aren't sublime
And who do you want in a speedo?
Well at least you could see how things hang low
But the cat has none there
So has to be Dez you are seeking such an affair
we're not picky, cat, we' d love to see anyone in speedos :)
Deletehaha then there you go
DeleteGet yours on and show
you won't put a spin on this one, cat, and deprive us of some divine speedo pics!
DeleteWell I gave the zebra song already
DeleteSo that should hold things steady
Jax wants to see you in a speedo Pat!!
DeleteLOL well if paid
DeleteSuch a pic will be made
So much to be concern about...fretting consequences of everything. I need to learn this art of shirking.
ReplyDeleteAs for people who point, they also do a lot of pushing.
Yeah they do push as well
DeleteTrying to cause others hell
And yeah learning to shirk
At times isn't such a bad perk
well now...dont have a cow, and for some its the way at their bay for sure, to live off the money of others impure, and those that point, just want their finger broke...ahem a joke, i am not violent, though come sunday i may need to be repentant...
ReplyDeleteLOL hmmm not violent you say
DeleteSure doesn't seem that way
But I suppose a little break
Might make them awake
Or get you sued
Which would just be rude
Comes to the point work is taxing
ReplyDeleteDoes well with bits of shirking
Send them all away
Free for the whole day
That'll be fun
You're the only one
Left for your bidding all alone
Eventually homesick in your own home!
Hank
True I suppose after a while it would come due
DeleteThat work would miss you
Or the other way around
But then you never know what could be found
So I guess one should take the leap
If only the bills wouldn't pile up in a heap
Have to agree, not fun to see people blaming everyone else for the downfalls of life and getting welfare. Some people need it and thats ok but others just want a free ride.
ReplyDeleteYeah those in need are fine
DeleteThe rest need to get whacked with a sign
You know, I really should investigate what that DVerse thing is. Me still doesn't know it, since, as you know, me doesn't really read your posts :)
ReplyDeleteYeah we all know you are as lazy as can be
DeleteSo dVerse is something you are likely never to see
Dez ~ its our poetry community ~
DeleteDon't tell him
DeleteLet him remain dim..haha
Ah, the TV babysits too much, in my opinion!
ReplyDeleteLots to contemplate in this dominion.
Yep, that is does
DeleteNeed to turn off such a buzz
Ah, cat you are so wise
ReplyDeleteas others just fill their heads with lies.
Just saw someone who was asked why they don't get a job, what the heck,
and she said because then she wouldn't get her welfare check.
LOL figures such a lame lazy bum
DeleteWould give such a hum
Should cut most of those off
That would make them scoff
Fat is always great
ReplyDeletewith fried cheese on my plate.
and more chins than a Chinese phone book.
But, it's rather silly
that I can't see my willy
and eat McDonalds than home cook.
LOL yeah that would suck
DeleteNot only to you break a sweat getting in a truck
But also never see down below
A well positioned mirror though might give you a show
I love ping pong and play like a menace
ReplyDeleteeven if they call it table tennis
Yeah I used to play
DeleteProb suck now at my bay
What is wrong it letting tv babysit the kids? ;)
ReplyDeleteLove this, you got everything right. It is easy to blame someone else instead of owning up our mistakes and learning from it and not repeating it.
When one finger points at others the remaining 4 are pointing back at you ;)
Your rhymes make people think.
Make people think
DeleteHmmm that could end many in the clink
Or maybe wake them up
Or become a butt sniffing pup
40 posts ahead? Why not start posting two a day? or One an hour! or Three on Wednesday!
ReplyDeletePfft then they'd be all gone
DeleteNeed one for one a day at my lawn
Cat is sleeping in today
ReplyDeleteGuess that means Flappy is on her way!
lol.
Good guess
DeleteI will confess
My how the cat likes to just sit and brag
ReplyDeleteWhat can we expect from one who plays in a bag?
40 posts ahead at your bay?
I have trouble with one a day!
The Alliance is busy and you shall see
So be on the lookout for little ol' me!
Pfft see always ten steps ahead
DeleteThe allaince are just messed in the head
Thinking they could ever beat me
All you'll get is the flea
i mean...a happy meal can change everything...smiles.. but..The dog knocked over the sax....inexcusable...ha..just saying..smiles
ReplyDeletehaha knew you wouldn't like that so much
DeleteIt was fine as all he did was reach out and touch
yesh hanging with the kids and being pretty cool - why not :) as ever Pat you raise a smile - Lib x
ReplyDeleteGlad I can raise a smile
DeleteAs I rant and go once more down the rhyming mile
There are fools like that in Canada too?
ReplyDeleteI always learn something new from you.
xoRobyn
Glad I can give you a new spin
DeleteHere at my rhyming bin
ah, humanity...
ReplyDeletesuch a calamity...
Yep, that is about the size of it
DeleteTo each human in their pit
You should be a rapper!
ReplyDeletehaha that would be funny
DeleteBut not if I got tons of money
Unfortunately, there are people who are just like that.
ReplyDeleteYep and they are all around it seems
DeleteWish they were just dreams
The dog can be put down, the cat can get run over....bloody hells bells!
ReplyDeleteYes, there are some bone idle, lazy people around but, did you ever notice, they all either smoke, or drink?
Amazing!
haha yeah that they do
DeleteAnd gamble too
Thinking they will win big
Being as lazy as a twig
A dream that can become a lazy nightmare, do I dare?
ReplyDeleteProb better off not daring
DeleteFor you could get scared by the sharing
Yes, sad to say, there are people like that ~
ReplyDeleteBut honest work has its rewards too ~ Your dignity and independence, intact, instead of waiting for dole outs or welfare ~
Happy day Pat ~
That is very true
DeleteEven though I'd rather leave work in my rear view
Still has its perks as well
And can be swell
Pffft! you can Pat LOL
ReplyDeleteAt least you did it right
DeleteThat time with your Pffft-ing plight
It's sad to think how many people there are like that.
ReplyDeleteYep there are a ton
DeleteThat just want to blame everyone
Yes, you should be a rapper ;)Nice!
ReplyDeletelol oh that would still be scary though
DeleteWatching Pat rap one some tv show
Are you thinking of joining the great sea of people who sit on their couches, doing nothing?
ReplyDeleteHell no
DeleteTo such a thing at my show
Sir, you will NEVER do "nothing"--
ReplyDeleteso long as in due time
there can be found a rhyme.
Enjoyable read, Pat!
And always there will
DeleteAs I rhyme away at my hill
At least I hope
As I never reach the end of my rope
more often than not, I'm not the one blaming others but sometimes I have a little pity party. Helps to call a sibling who will quickly tell me to get up off the floor and stop feeling bad for myself :)
ReplyDeletecool rhyme as a way to tell the story :)
Yeah sometimes it hits us all
DeleteAnd we have to be told not to fall
Keep standing tall
And moving down the hall
Aw Pat, You've struck a nerve!
ReplyDeleteSharing small piece of a "rant;" never posted, I just can't!!
't would open a can of worms, 'fraid folks would act like I had germs
anyways: here goes nuttin'!
"Tired of those bitchin’ golden egg lay-ers
and all the advantage-takers…
Welfare free ride?
**middle-class suicide**
Have another kid or two?
Uncle Sam takes care of you.
Arthritis, new hip?
Jump aboard that welfare ship.
And those who wallow in their money
probably will find this funny--
just hope it never impacts
what they have to pay for taxes
…ah, but they’ll just send more lobbyists to Washington."
Same subject, different approach. Expunged some of my frustrations.
Thanks for sharing your poem, got the point across quite well, I'd say!!
LMAO oh that was grand
DeleteI give you a hand
And agree with every bit
Such fun for me to hit a nerve and see such a fit..hahaha
forty posts ahead, wows, and i like that mug
ReplyDeletea full plate is something good i might possibly hug
no ruining the fun
love that cat a ton
Well it is starting to go down thanks to this damn arm
DeleteBut with 40 ahead I will raise no alarm
And always have one ready to go
Here at my show
yeah, definitely not enough people accepting their own responsibilities and so they play the shirk and blame game fame. This piece flowed so nicely, like on the stage speaking each rhyme oh so fine. The firing fax was a good one indeed, only thing worse I think would be a tweet, I would have said a text, but a tweet would be more severe, but oh, that fax one would fear. Nice play on the tax theme, but you know, if the cat is sent to linger around, he might eat something green, and I don't think the results of such would be so keen. I heard this comedian the other day on the radio, he said he converted his cat to vegetarian status because he couldn't afford the chicken any more, and the punchline was that the cat wound up throwing up, funnier if you heard it, but so very true, for when the pets eat the grass, what goes down will most certainly some get rehashed.
ReplyDeleteYeah they like to hurl it back up
DeleteMore so with a pup
Nasty either way though
To see such a thing flow
And a tweet would be worse
As the whole world could see it as you curse
Lol. Love the sarcastic tone, Patt. It's phat!
ReplyDeleteNice play on words too
DeleteHere at my zoo
Enjoyed the schizophrenia. One part to damn with it all, the other, peering in from above, asking then, why I complain. About myself. So much.
ReplyDeleteGreat blog background by the way!
Yeah the cat always has many voices in his head
DeleteUsing them all can cause dread
sir...you are a classic!
ReplyDeleteClassic is grand
DeleteHere in my land